Xu Xian Is Not A Sword Immortal

Xu Xuanping patted his head, full of anger: "What kind of pretense , you drank ambergris, maybe you ate some dragon meat and dragon liver?"

"As a result, you still dared to wander around the West Lake. That small dragon cub happened to be the brother of the Flood Dragon. It was interesting that he didn't charge ahead and fight you hard."

" Besides, how many Flood Dragons do you think there are in Daliang?"

"Or you forgot...you just said, what did Yan Dahai tell you?"

All of a sudden.

Xu Xian thought a lot.

It turns out,

Those water monkeys don't want to grab drinks, they just want to drink ambergris, what they greedy is the taste left on their bodies.

While the rivers, lakes and seas are raging, the Dragon Lord seems to have also appeared, and the ships are still impassable. This should be related to the beheaded Flood Dragon.

According to the Master, the taste of ambergris and dragon liver will stay on the body for a long time, which is naturally the reason why West Lake Dragon King thinks he is not pleasing to his eyes.

"It's not right. Before I drank, some monsters said that I smelled good." Xu Xian was puzzled.

For example, Zhang Mazi once said personally that when the pig demon looked at him, he was also drooling madly...

Until this time.

Xu Xuanping was pleased to patted his shoulder, sighing that he finally asked about the idea, "disciple, you have to know that the physique of people is different..."

"Master, I understand this. The disciple used to be extremely angry when going up to a pig demon..."

Xu Xian said and said, but found that the Master's eyes were getting more and more. The more serious he became, he lightly coughed: "Master, you continue, I'll listen."

"en." Xu Xuanping slowly loosened his fist on his shoulder, and said in a pleasant tone: "Your physique, there is something wrong with it."

"What's the problem?"

"The simple understanding is that the stomach is not good, and the absorption is not good."

"It doesn't make sense, I have eaten so much Heaven and Earth Treasure, and I didn't waste any Spiritual Qi in it!" Xu Xian's head shook into a rattle.

"You have absorbed the Spiritual Qi of those treasures, and even absorbed all its medicinal properties, but when you absorb the medicinal properties, those medicinal properties remain on your fleshy body."

Xu Xian's gaze was a bit sluggish, and suddenly thought of something bad. He swallowed saliva and said: "Then, what will happen then?"

"Disciple, you have to know..."

"When you were yesterday, it was just a Ginseng Fruit. Ginseng Fruit is delicious, but not so fragrant." Xu Xuanping looked at him from start to finish.

Xu Xian shiver coldly covered his body and asked: "What about now?"

"Now, you finally changed from quantity to qualitative change."

"Now it has become a longevity meat that can walk, bounce, and jump..." Xu Xuanping said with a smile.

"Hiss..." Xu Xian sucked in a cold breath, this breath is very long, he almost didn't exhale when it was long.

"Master, Master, what shall I do, I... Am I taking a pill?" Xu Xian immediately hugged Xu Xuanping's thigh, really crying.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, after all, your ability is no one. The Tang monk back then wanted to have your physique. It is estimated that the two Monkey Suns will not be able to send him to Xitian."

Xu Xian looked towards his Master blankly, saying that you are comforting me?

But Xu Xuanping said: "Don't worry, I have come up with two solutions for your teacher."

"What solution?"

"The first one is the easiest, and it can be solved now."

"That is, you immediately bleed, cut meat, and do your own hands for the teacher, at most 3000 knives..."

"There is a high probability that you will not die. When the time comes, I am refining your flesh and blood into two pills. You can take it yourself, or if you know that you are respectful as a teacher, it is not impossible for each of us to get half. ." Xu Xuanping licked his lips, looking forward to it in his eyes.

"Cough, it hurts, Master, you should say the second one."

Xu Xuanping clicked his lips, and said a pity, "The second one is a little troublesome, you You need to accumulate merits and use Power of Achievements and Virtue to block the fragrance of flesh and blood on your body."

"And you have to be fast enough, otherwise you are so greedy, you can eat whatever you encounter, and then let If you eat like this..."

"But it's not only the demons and ghosts that attract the sensitive nose, when the time comes, even people want to bite you."

Xu Xian looked thoughtful, he rolled up his sleeves and looked at his arm, then raised his head and asked: "Master, there is a problem with the discipline."

"Say."

"The rumored longevity Meat, monsters can immortality as long as one bite, so what will happen if they eat one bite?"

Xu Xuanping shook the head: "One bite...immortality is a bit difficult, and it can increase life essence for hundreds of years. , Another one hundred years of cultivation base will not be a problem."

"Oh~~" Xu Xian looked thoughtful.

Later.

He opened his mouth, revealing two rows of white teeth, and bit his arm...

Chapter 13 Funeral Banquet

Squeak.

Xu Xian's teeth trembled and loosened. He glanced at the whisk that he had bitten, and then raised his head to look at Master. His eyes were full of doubts... Why are you stopping me?

Xu Xuanping retracted the whisk and looked at the tooth print on it distressingly: "Are you really biting?"

"Can't it increase the cultivation base and life essence? You can't take a bite. Will die..." Xu Xian murmured.

"That's your own meat, there is a fart, otherwise the Tang monk will become immortal after biting himself, and he will also take a fart of the Western Classics."

Xu Xuanping disappointing He looked at him, and said: "You can only accumulate merits now, or you can use the first method to be a teacher."

"Hey, it's still second." Xu Xian sighed: "I just don't know how many Demon Divine Immortal will be encountered along the way. The discipline is not afraid of death or pain..."

"The discipline is afraid that one day it will suddenly die from an unknown AOE, and there is no way to give it to the Master. You give it to the elderly..."

"I'm pooh." Xu Xuanping gnawed Vermilion Fruit and gave him a staggering kick.

The dust on Xu Xian patted azure clothes, got up and lightly coughed: "The Master, if I want to accumulate merit, do I need to change to a daoist robe, it is easier to walk?"

"No, you are not worthy."

"..." Xu Xian pondered for two seconds, eager to say something, but didn't know how to speak.

And Xu Xuanping looked at him irritably, and said: "You're still a scholar or a native of Yuhang County. Haven't you read that "Yuhang Zhiyi"?"

"?" Xu Xian couldn't help but put a question mark. He had seen Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. What is Yuhang Zhiyi?

Xu Xuanping shook his head, "You will know if you read it. The protagonist in that book is a plain Young Scholar, but demons and ghosts like to pick Soft persimmon pinch, for example..."

Suddenly,

Xu Xian became expressionless, he felt sick and wanted to vomit, and wanted to ask who wrote this book...this The plot is definitely not adapted from his experience?

I won’t talk about copyright fees, but what does that mean?

Groove, are you jealous of me?

And Xu Xuanping glanced at him, and he was in deep thought for two seconds, then coughed lightly: "You can wear a scholar costume, it's okay."

"ang."

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"Go down the mountain, be careful to encounter... as many monsters as possible, but also indiscriminately, do not face any monsters and ghosts and kill them with one sword."

"Yes , Master."

Seeing Xu Xian walked to the gate, he couldn't help but ask: "Master, why do I have this physique?"

Xu Xuanping Glancing at him deeply, indifferently said: "You are born with one thing missing, and one more thing. That's why you have this physique."

"Huh?"

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"You want to know why, why don't you look for...what have you abandoned?"

Xu Xian didn't know why he gave a salute, so he scratched his head... full of doubts Go down the mountain.

What did he give up?

What do you have more?

Hey, Master is an old riddler... so annoying.

If it weren't for it...

...

Lu Xun once said.

There is no way in the world. If there are more people walking, it becomes a way.

For example, near the two green hills where Xu Xian collects medicine, there are many such mountain trails.

These roads were also made by people from nearby villages going uphill to hunt and gather herbs.

At this time, Xu Xian was walking home with the medicine basket on his back, but when he was passing by Hexi Village, he suddenly slapped his head: "Hey, I finally remembered that the vixen in Wo Niu Mountain is particularly dangerous... …Isn’t it what Wang Dazhuang in the village told me?"

"This kid, a bit awkward, knows that he can enjoy it alone."

At this time.

Suona blows.

Xu Xian has goose bumps all over his body.

As everyone knows, with a suona, it’s either great joy or great compassion.

And he padded his toes and looked around, he saw a house full of white bars...

"Slot, Wang Dazhuang's house?"

Xu Xian heart startled, his own crow’s mouth, he looked up towards the sun about to set, and suddenly muttered: "It’s dark, it’s not a good death."

"Hey, this is not Xu Shusheng, let’s go Passing by, then just come over and eat some."

"Huh?" Xu Xian turned his head and looked around, but happened to see Wang Dazhuang's cousin.

His family lives in Hedong Village, and it seems that he drove seven-eight li road deliberately to come to have funeral banquets.

Of course, this is understandable.

If you want to eat something good in this era, unless there are special holidays, you can only try one's luck at weddings and funerals.

Let’s not say anything at the wedding banquet. Everyone loves to go there. I can’t wait to drag the family and take a little bitch.

As for the funeral banquet, it must be divided among others.

Those in the village who are too poor naturally do not say such things as funeral banquets.

If you die The head of the family, it will be even more difficult to live. Maybe your relatives and neighbors will have to provide relief.

Of course,

It depends on the interpersonal relationship. If the relationship is not good, you may even hit a person when he's down, making your life more difficult.

But Wang Dazhuang's family has enough relatives and brothers, so it's obviously not bad for the money.

And Xu Xian originally rejected the funeral...

But Wang Dazhuang’s cousin was too polite, and said that he killed a pig for this banquet. There was a pig. Hoof...

Let’s talk about this.

Xu Xian didn't want to leave immediately.

Well, his main purpose is to find out the truth. If the evil monster is really responsible, you might as well accumulate merits.

"Oh, isn't this Xu Shusheng, you just went home after taking the medicine?"

"Yes, passing by..."

"Come on , Put the medicine basket underground and squeeze it at our table."

"This, okay?"

"What's so polite about this? Besides, the scholars are all righteous, just right. Come join in the fun and help the old Wang Family go unlucky." The folks in the village soon put Xu Xian on the table, and the location is pretty good.

"Too polite, too polite." Xu Xian thanked him and went to the table.

Anyway, he used his two brushes to help write some letters and couplets, and he was a bit popular in the two villages.

Especially those pretty widows and little daughter-in-laws who have no one at home, often pass by and wait for him to pass by, just to give him a better look.