Yu-Gi-Oh: Fake Card King

"duel!"

"duel!"

The duel officially began. Since Suoke was not affected by his little tricks at all, Peacock Dance did not play the trick of guessing cards by drawing cards from the back.

From the beginning, Peacock Dance has already drawn the main battle card "Harpy Girl", as well as a series of auxiliary magic cards such as "Electronic Tights" and "Electric Shock Whip".

Looking at the cards in her hand, Peacock Dance directly played her main battle card "Harpy Girl" with the courage of a queen: "I will attack first! The card I played is Harpy Girl! (4 stars, attack: 1300, defense :1400), it’s your turn, Sok!”

"1300 white monster..."

Suok bared his teeth with a headache: "If I had known, I would have used White Dragon Speed ​​Attack to slap me in the face. Why should I use the Archmage deck..."

Peacock Dance heard Sok's words and raised her lips slightly: "Sock, I have watched all the videos of your All Japan Competition. I know that your deck has an extremely rare and powerful monster like the Blue Eyes White Dragon, but my girl We will never be afraid of this... On the contrary, when I think about being able to defeat the white dragon, who is said to be the most powerful, I am so excited that I can't help but tremble all over!"

"Come on, Suoke!" Peacock Dance spread his hands and said with a confident smile: "Let me see if the Blue Eyes White Dragon is as powerful as the legend!"

"Um……"

Sok looked down at the cards in his hand, scratched his head and said, "Even though you said so, I don't even have a White Dragon in my deck..." After that, Sok reached out and put the rightmost card in his hand. The card was put on the battlefield: "I summon Disruption Blue (2 stars, attack: 0, defense: 1000), put it in defense position, and then end the turn."

Since there is no virtual illusion system here, and Thok does not use the little penguin's illusion ability, Disruption Blue does not pop out of the card.

But even though they were separated by a table, Peacock Wu could still clearly see an extremely obscene-looking blue *** pervert posing on the card!

"you!"

Peacock Dance slapped the table angrily and stood up: "Are you humiliating me!? Why not use the Blue Eyes White Dragon instead of this ridiculous perverted monster!?"

"Because perversion is just!"

Suoke answered seriously, reaching out and tapping Disturbing Lan's card: "Don't look at him because he looks vulgar, but he is actually patriotic."

…

Peacock Dance almost choked to death at Suok's words. He was stunned for a long time before he realized what he said. He pointed at Suok in shame and said: "Damn it! Even if you use this ridiculous monster that doesn't even have attack power, I won't show mercy." ! Go! Harpy Girl! Use your gorgeous claws to tear it apart and break it into pieces!"

Disruption Blue's 1000 defense power could not stop Peacock Dance's attack, and he was directly sent to the graveyard by the battle.

Suokexu said with eyes: "Hey, there is no virtual illusion system now. It's useless for you to shout so loudly. You are quite old, shouldn't you be past the second grade of middle school?"

Peacock Wu's pretty face turned red and she said angrily: "I like it, but you care about me!? Also, I'm only 24 this year!"

"Tsk tsk, you are 7 years older than Jonouchi. I feel like you two are far away..."

Suok shrugged indifferently and said: "Screaming will not increase the attack power or effect of your normal monsters, but the effect of disturbing the blue that I was sent to the graveyard has already been activated at this time..."

"What!?" Peacock Dance was shocked: "That kind of weak perverted monster actually has special effects!?"

"Of course, to be honest, when I was playing cards in my previous life, I would usually be frightened when I saw a monster with 0 attack power, because since it has no combat power at all, it must have amazing effects in other aspects..." Sok turned over the deck of cards. , after showing the two cards to Peacock Dance from inside, added them to the hand: "The effect of Disruption Blue is that when it is sent to the graveyard due to battle, it can add two cards in the deck with 'Disruption' in its name. monsters were added to my hand, and I chose... Disruption Yellow and Disruption Green!"

Peacock Dance looked at Suoke and added two more perverted monster cards to his hand. The corner of his mouth twitched and said: "...Hey, let me tell you, your deck should not be full of perverts who are as obscene as this monster." ?”

"Of course not!"

Suoke's words made Peacock Dance take a little breath.

But when she heard Suoke's next words, she almost collapsed.

"How is it possible that they are all equally vulgar?"

Sok coaxed bullishly: "There is also a Disruptor King hidden in my deck, which is more obscene than any other Disruptor! I'll let you see it for free!"

Peacock Dance waved her hands quickly: "No, I'm not interested at all..."

Unfortunately it's too late...

"I activate the 'fusion' of the magic cards in my hand!" Sok spread out the four cards in his hand: "I want to fuse Disruption Yellow, Disruption Green, and Disruption Black into a new monster!"

"The gathered prayers will become a new shining star, and turn into a shining path to the King of Metamorphosis! Fusion Summon, Brother Philosopher, King of Disruption!"

After a lot of gorgeous lines, Sock sent three materials to the graveyard and fused them to summon the King of Disruption! (6 stars, attack: 0, defense: 3000, effect: this card is on the field, and the opponent's three monster areas cannot be used)

I saw an extremely obscene cloaked muscle monster entering Sok's battlefield!

Not only the peacock dance, but also the girl on the Harpy card seems to have a disgusted expression!

"Damn it!"

Peacock Dance's silver teeth clenched: "Fighting with this kind of thing is simply a kind of torture! You obviously have a powerful monster like the Blue Eyes White Dragon, why do you use this kind of thing to fight me!?"

"Hey, don't underestimate the power of perversion!"

Suok pointed at the Disturbing King's defense force with a serious look on his face: "Don't look at him because he looks ugly. He is 50-50 equal to the Blue Eyes White Dragon. Do you accept it?"

"Damn it!" Peacock Dance took out three cards from his hand and put them on the table: "In that case, I will let you see the terrifying power of the Harpy Girl! I activate the magic card electric shock whip, electronic tights, and kaleidoscope ——Gorgeous clones! In this way, three 2100 harpy girls will appear on my scene! As long as you show a slight flaw, they will immediately give you a fatal blow!"

Suoke suddenly stretched out his hand: "Your kaleidoscope activation is invalid, because according to the effect of the Disruption King, you can only have two monsters on the field at most!"

"Hmph, so what?"

Peacock Dance covered her mouth and laughed: "My three Harpy sisters can be regarded as three monsters, or they can be regarded as one monster. Your field blockade is completely ineffective against my gorgeous ladies! Ah ha ha ha... …”