Becoming a Saint by Leisure Reading

Vol 4 Chapter 211: Are there any plots that make you vomit blood?

Chapter 214 Are there plots that make people vomit blood? (Silver "Pastoral Lexus" plus 329)

Zhongjing.

It’s still the time to wake up early, it’s still all kinds of shouting in the streets and alleys, and the aroma is still hot, but everyone always feels that something is missing.

"The cold wind is like a knife, and the snow is flying for thousands of miles."

"The rolling wheels crush the ice and snow, but they cannot crush the loneliness in this world!"

The old man took a mouthful of hot porridge, looked at the crowd on Suzaku Avenue, and let out a long sigh.

The other guests in the teahouse also nodded.

"Yeah, so lonely!"

"Wan Amber has been out for a long time."

"I don't know if I have been to Dongcangcheng now!"

"I heard that the blade shop in King Jing's Mansion can undertake the delivery service and send the blades directly to Dongcang City! But the cost is not low."

"Is there such a thing? The old man has to go. The money is not important, the important thing is to give Wan Anbo a treat!"

While everyone was chatting enthusiastically, the owner of the restaurant hurried in.

"Everyone, why are you still talking so loudly here!"

The old man frowned: "Manager Li, what's wrong? We're not welcome?"

Shopkeeper Li stomped his feet: "Oh, Wan Anbo's new book has been released!"

"The sequel to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "The Condor Heroes"!"

"This time, what kind of 'single book' is it? It's been 15 times!"

"Hurry up and buy it at the Minbao sales point!"

The old man looked at Shopkeeper Li suspiciously: "Manager Li, do you think Wan Anbo's new book is crazy? Why don't I know about such a big thing?"

Everyone nodded quickly.

Shopkeeper Li sighed: "My nephew is a student of Zheliu Academy. It is said that nearly half of the students vomited blood on the spot during the transcription yesterday and couldn't hold on to it. So this time the amount was very small, so there was no large-scale publicity."

"Really?"

"It's absolutely true! As soon as I know the news, I'll come to tell you. By the way, bring your household registration. You have to buy it according to your household registration!"

"But why do some students vomit blood?" Someone asked.

Shopkeeper Li shook his head: "I don't know the specifics, but the academy issued a gag order. It must be out of context!"

"Hey, young man!" The old man at the beginning stood up, "Fifteen times at a time, what's not to satisfy, I want to see how poisonous this broken chapter is! Shopkeeper Li, thank you!"

After the old man finished speaking, he activated the magic of the Master Realm and disappeared into the teahouse.

Other people looked at each other and showed their magical powers. Almost all the people in the restaurant were gone in an instant.

At this moment, Shopkeeper Li swayed and spit out a mouthful of old blood. Xiao Er quickly stepped forward to support Shopkeeper Li.

"The shopkeeper, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm angry with Wan Anbo's book!" Shopkeeper Li waved his hand and looked at the empty teahouse.

…

Zhi Liu Academy.

Kong Tianfang flipped through the posts on various affairs in the academy, Tian Haiyi walked in with a dark face, with a book under his arm.

Kong Tianfang looked up at Tian Haiyi and said with a smile, "Haiyi, are you in a bad mood? How are the injured students yesterday?"

"Nothing!" Tian Haiyi sat down, "It was nothing more than transcribing Wan Anbo's "The Legend of Condor Heroes" and encountered a heart-stopping plot, which made everyone's mind unable to understand. Just two days off."

"Hmph, this class of students can't do it!" Kong Tianfang smiled lightly, "It's just a story, but you can be so angry? Where did you teach them how to raise your qi?"

"With such a state of mind, even if you become a master, it will be difficult for you to become a great scholar in the future!"

"Huh? Haiyi, why are the corners of your mouth a little rosy? Did you drink the spicy red oil soup in the morning?"

Tian Haiyi reached out and wiped the ruddy from the corner of his mouth, and handed the book to Kong Tianfang: "Head of the school, let's take a look."

Kong Tianfang put down the post-it note in his hand and rubbed his hands together: "Okay, fifteen times, it's a rare conscience of Wan Anbo. Today, I won't call him a literati. I'll take a look."

"What kind of plot can make you angry!"

Kong Tianfang reached out and took the book.

…

Shouyang Mountain, Baiyu Palace.

The Taoist Academy has already sent the latest "The Condor Heroes" back to the mountain.

In the underground palace, Chen Xuan, dressed in a Taoist robe, sat cross-legged in an ice pond, closing her eyes to practice. Previously, she speculated that Chen Luo was in trouble with the great occupancy technique, and released the thunder technique of the Daojun realm to help Chen Luo overcome the calamity, but she lost some foundations and needed to cultivate seventy-seven forty-nine in this mysterious ice pool.

At this time, a small green grass emerged from the crack of the underground palace, and jumped to the side of Qingwei, who was guarding the side. Draw a circle.

This is the code they agreed upon, indicating that there is an important document delivered, which needs to be checked in person.

Qing closed his eyes slightly, and a spirit that was no different from himself stood up from his body and walked quietly towards the outside of the underground palace.

…

"Isn't the protagonist of this book Guo Jing?" Kong Tianfang slowly flipped through the "The Legend of Condor Heroes" in his hand, "Yang Guo?"

"Yang Guo's personality is not bad, but what happened when he was young is really dark!"

"Huh? How did Huang Rong change her temper and become such a woman? This is inappropriate, inappropriate!"

Every time Kong Tianfang finished reading a part, he always had to express a few thoughts. He looked like he was pointing the way. Tian Haiyi sat on the chair, sipping tea silently, and looked at Kong Tianfang so quietly.

Don't worry, it's coming soon!

"This...how did Guo Jing bring Yang to Zhongnan Mountain to teach the arts of Quanzhen? Is this book for the benefit of Taoism?"

"Daomen Lao Qingwei gave Chen Luo something behind his back?"

…

"Hahahaha. As expected of a great virtuous teacher, in the end, his heart is still toward me!" At this time, the delicate spirit was floating on the futon in the White Jade Palace, watching "The Condor Heroes".

"Huh? Why is this Quanzhen Sect disciple so ignorant, yet he wronged Guo Jing?"

"The Big Dipper Array?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, the tomb of the living dead? How did the great virtuous teacher's brain grow? He actually came up with such a name!"

"Hateful! How can Zhao Zhijing be so hateful! Wait, is it Chen Luo who is reminding me to pay attention to the door rules of Daomen?"

"Speaking of which, it seems that it has not been a long time since the investigation of the Taoist temples in the world, so I will order it later."

"Huh? Killed someone? This... how can this be?"

…

"Hahahaha..." Kong Tianfang was refreshed, "The old man said, Chen Luo still has his heart towards my Confucianism. Apart from the Quanzhen Seven Masters, this Quanzhen Sect is just a bunch of rotten trees!"

"The old man was a little unhappy when he saw the real people and Daojun in the Taoist academy, and they all forgot their original intentions. It would be great if Qingwei could understand Chen Luo's painstaking efforts."

"Sure enough, this old man knows that in the end this Yang Guo will definitely go to the tomb of the living dead!"

"If the old man guesses correctly, Yang Guo will definitely worship at the tomb of the living dead, learn superior martial arts, and go back to Zhao Zhijing to get justice!"

"Little Dragon Girl... Chen Luo can indeed write about women. Such women should only exist in the sky, never seen in the world!"

"Bing Qing Yu Jie! Bing Xin Yu quality! Don't touch the world!"

Tian Haiyi looked like a smile but not a smile, and motioned Kong Tianfang to look down again.

Kong Tianfang turned the page, it was the seventh time——

"Chongyang Relics".

…

The seventh chapter: Remains of Chongyang.

"The avenue was first repaired through the nine orifices, and the nine orifices were originally at the Weilu point. First rushed from the foot of the Yongquan, and the Yongquan rushed to the knees. After crossing the knees slowly to the Weilu, the top of the mud **** turned sharply. The golden lock pass was worn down. The Magpie Bridge, the tower with the twelve descending palaces."

"This...this...this..." Qingwei's spirit trembled slightly, and his eyes fell on the "Quanzhen Avenue Song" he had just seen.

"The Secret Treasure of the Daomen! This is the Secret Treasure of the Daomen!" Qingwei has some uncontrollable spirits, this is clearly a Taoist song.

The so-called Taoist treasures are the real secrets in the Taoist classics. One Taoist treasure is enough to open up a brand new branch of Taoism!

"This is, the secret treasure of Taoist martial arts?" Qingwei was a little unbelievable. The Taoist martial arts that he had learned before were all learned by disciples with their own understanding, but they were different from other martial arts in the world because they couldn't be taught.

Even if the meridians are explained clearly, they still cannot learn.

Qingwei found that there is a slight difference between the mortal qi of Daomen disciples who have comprehended Daomen martial arts and the mortal qi of ordinary disciples, and the problem should appear here.

But after seeing this secret treasure and realizing the Dao rhythm in it, I clearly understand that Daomen martial arts can also be taught!

"Great virtuous teacher, this is a great gift to my Taoist sect!"

"Be sure to thank me."

Qingwei made a decision in her heart and continued to look down...

…

"Hmph, cheap is so innocent." Kong Tianfang also saw the "Quanzhen Dao Song" at this time, and he felt a little bit in his heart from time to time.

"Chen Luo, still heading towards the Daomen!"

Tian Haiyi put down the teacup in his hand and silently took out a photo amulet.

"President, don't worry, look down!"

"Huh? Could it be that there is a turning point below?" Hearing Tian Haiyi's words, Kong Tianfang suddenly regained some character and continued to read.

"Um?"

"No!"

"Little Dragon Girl, you can see clearly!"

"Old man..."

"This……"

"Could it be..."

"Pfft..." A mouthful of old blood spurted out of Kong Tianfang's mouth, and spit it directly onto the opposite wall.

Tian Haiyi put away the photo talisman contentedly and stood up: "Oh, head of the Confucius Institute, what's wrong with you?"

"Are you in a hurry?"

…

"Pfft..." Qingwei, who was sitting in the underground palace, suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood.

Qingwei stood up, sweating profusely.

"What does the great virtuous teacher mean?"

"This is all true... I can't ask for it!"

"No, I have to check to see if there is any disciple of my Taoist sect named Yin Zhiping, kill him immediately... No, change his name immediately!"

"East Cangcheng, we have to go on a trip."

…

Zhongjingcheng.

"Pfft..."

For a time, ten thousand people in the central capital vomited blood.

"Damn it! The shame of the literati in the past only made the old man's thoughts incomprehensible, but today it has ruined my Confucianism!"

"No, I'm in a bad mood, I have to cut something today!"

"I'm willing to use ten years to break the chapter and change Xiaolongnu's innocence!"

"If you don't look at it, don't look at it, the old man needs to slow down!"

"Someone, help me tear up this chapter! I don't want to see it, it hurts my eyes!"

"The shopkeeper, I have all the blades in your store, and I will increase the price by three times. Within two days, be sure to send them to Dongcang City!"

…

At the same time that ten thousand people denounced Chen Luo, Dongcangcheng!

A dragon roar shook the sky, followed by an explosion from the City Lord's Mansion.

Then, a figure in ragged clothes ran out of the city lord's mansion.

"Sixth Senior Sister! Listen to my explanation!"

"Sixth Senior Sister! I was wrong!"

"Sixth Senior Sister! I forgot that you are a dragon girl!"

"Sixth Senior Sister! Spare my life!"

The residents of the entire Dongcang City were fortunate enough to witness the scene they boasted to countless people in the future.

Wan Anbo Chen Luo, who was still majestic before, ran on the streets of Dongcang City with a blue nose and a swollen face, embarrassed.

Behind him, a three-zhang-long, jade-colored blue dragon exuding a strong power followed closely behind him. On one of the dragon's claws was a green bamboo staff, which was as thick as the mouth of a bowl and about ten feet in length. Jiao drink came out from the mouth of that Canglong.

"Stinky boy, you're still running!"

"Look at me hitting the dog!"

"Beat the dog's head with a stick!"

"what--"

"Poke the dog's butt!"

"what--"

"Hit the dog's back diagonally!"

"what--"

"Pick the dog to the sky!"

"what--"

…

I finally got through this episode~www.wuxiamtl.com~ I feel like it's okay to handle it this way.