Becoming a Saint by Leisure Reading

The poem says:

The wooden body returns to the soul and returns to the world, a new chapter in the book of eight thousand miles.

Canonized the seal of Tianpeng Emperor, wonderfully changed the sand monk and half demon.

The human heart protects the younger generation, and it takes a strong will to seek the Tao.

Shangguan gave the needle to call Wang Jia, closed his eyes, and then descended to the netherworld.

Aware of the call from the Netherworld, Chen Luo explained to Mastiff Lingling a "future event", and then re-traversed the two realms and returned to the Fengdu Palace.

When the darkness gradually revealed a bright gap, Chen Luo slowly opened his eyes. Itching and numbness came from the limbs, Chen Luo realized that he was like a porcupine, covered with silver needles, and at this time Shangguan Wan'er was staring at the key point of Chen Luo, ready to go down The needle is still smack in the mouth: "The tip of the needle is at Maimang..."

"Sister Shangguan, needles can be stabbed indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" Chen Luo said quietly, "I'll ask my uncle to sue you for slandering you, believe it or not!"

"Ah, Wang Jia, you're back..." When Shangguan Wan'er heard the words, she paused and looked at Chen Luo with a bright smile, "It's awake."

Chen Luo: ψ(*｀ー′)ψ

What does it mean to be awake, that is fortunately awake!

If I am one step late, your needle will go down.

Chen Luo's whole body moved, and all the silver needles stuck on his body were suddenly forced out. Chen Luo got off the bed, moved his limbs, and asked, "What happened to calling me back in such a hurry?"

Speaking of business affairs, Shangguan Wan'er's face became solemn and she said, "It's His Majesty's order."

"The secret place in Haoli Mountain where your sister went, there is something moving!"

Chen Luo looked happy, and immediately turned into a colorful light and rushed out of the room, heading straight for the Palace of Emperor Lin...

...

"Master!"

"Master!"

Emperor Lin was not in the palace where they often met. Chen Luo was impatient, so he searched for Emperor Lin from palace to palace. The palace servant followed behind Chen Luo and wanted to stop him, but he really did not dare to offend the grace. The favored king of Fengdu can only follow behind, constantly reminding: "King Fengdu, the etiquette! Pay attention to the etiquette!"

Chen Luo didn't care about them, Meng Ran pushed open the door of the palace again, and suddenly froze in place.

In the palace, Emperor Lin's long hair was loose, and two waitresses were dressing her. At this time, Emperor Lin was only wearing close-fitting clothes, with his face up to the sky.

The servants who followed behind were so frightened that they fell to their knees on the ground, not daring to look up.

Emperor Lin raised his eyes, looked at Chen Luo, and said, "I'm back..."

"I heard you yelling just now, how can such a big person be so frizzy!"

"Huh? Second grade?"

"Go to the imperial study and wait for me, the matter of Haoli Mountain is not in a hurry."

Chen Luo reacted and hurriedly saluted: "The disciple is abrupt."

"Master, take your time, don't be in a hurry."

With that said, Chen Luo carefully closed the door, looked back at the servants who were kneeling on the ground and dared not move, shrugged, and hurriedly walked towards the imperial study.

...

After waiting for about half an hour, Emperor Lin, who had put on a little powder, walked in with a cigarette stick, and Chen Luo quickly got up and saluted.

Emperor Lin glanced at the desk, where there were already several pages of the "Journey to the West" manuscript that had just been written, and smiled faintly.

Well, I'm still a sensible child, and I know why I asked you to wait in the imperial study.

Emperor Lin sat on the chair, took a mouthful of the cigarette holder, exhaled a cloud of smoke, glanced at the manuscript at random, and then looked at Chen Luo and said, "I invite you to be a guest in the Pure Land, are you going?"

Chen Luo was stunned for a moment, thinking that Emperor Lin wanted to talk to him about Haoli Mountain, how could he start talking about the Pure Land.

"Well, I listen to my uncle." Chen Luo hurriedly gave an omnipotent answer.

Emperor Lin gave Chen Luo a funny look: "It's cunning."

"The Buddhist principles you and a group of Bodhisattvas have spoken, and the golden avenue of light you have revealed, have successfully attracted the attention of the Pure Land."

"Even the name of the Buddha's son for you has been decided over there."

"They sent me a letter saying that if you are interested, you can be a future Buddha for you!"

"Pfft!" Chen Luo spurted out a sip of tea.

Can't afford it!

This position is too high.

"Master, I can't do it!" Chen Luo said quickly, "I open the way and return to open the way, but the disciple can't do it when he converts to Buddhism!"

"I still have to start a family and have a baby!"

Not to mention, if he is kidnapped by Buddhism, the church will go crazy.

Emperor Lin snorted softly: "Since there is no such idea, what are you showing off?"

"But don't worry, I'm back for you!"

"Whether you are the Tathagata or not, as long as the Golden Avenue is solid, you are the Taoist master of the new Buddha!"

"The Taoist is much more noble than the short-lived Tathagata."

Listening to Emperor Lin's complaints, Chen Luo didn't dare to continue.

"Besides, a Buddhist sect that is trapped in the nether world will not help you much in your current situation." Emperor Lin did not stop, but continued, "Let's talk about it when they can return to the world and start a new religion."

"But if you are interested, you can go there and pick a disciple, train for a few years, and let him take over as the future Buddha."

"Don't ask about the small things, and set the direction for the big things."

Chen Luo lowered his head and drank tea carefully.

Master, it's not good for you to discuss with me so openly how to usurp the seat of the Earthly Treasure Tathagata!

After all, they are all in the dark, and it would be embarrassing if they were sensed by others.

Seemingly seeing Chen Luo's thoughts, Emperor Lin smiled and said, "Don't underestimate them."

"This idea was proposed by Jizo Tathagata himself."

"If you have an idea, they can help you organize a list of suitable disciples."

Chen Luo: (*′□`σ)

Is this location so worthless?

Chen Luo was speechless when he recalled the sighing white-robed Bodhisattva in his mind.

The rotten Tathagata lives up to its reputation.

"True Buddhism only seeks the way first, and has no status or inferiority. Respect but not flattery, respectful but not flattering, if there are doubts about Buddhist principles, little novices can directly argue with the Tathagata. Equality, even more so within it." Emperor Lin added, "It can be considered upright."

Chen Luo suddenly realized this time.

In the end is the Fomen ah!

Chen Luo felt that he was still vulgar.

Such a Tathagata, what's the point of being there!

Not at all majestic.

Looking at the sullen look in Chen Luo's eyes, Emperor Lin snorted angrily and funny, and then changed the subject: "Okay, the matter of the whirling pure land is just to say hello to you, and you have a good idea. "

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"How to deal with it is up to you."

"This time I asked Wan'er to call you back, mainly to tell you about Haoli Mountain."

"Haoli Mountain, it's opening!"

...

While Chen Luo was talking with Emperor Lin, there was a parting in the world.

Qingqiu, a small town, Banxiangju.

Since the dog demon was frightened by Hu Yuzhi's blood explosion pill, Banxiangju's business has plummeted.

After all, everyone came to play in the brothel to be a master, but there are terrible guys in this brothel, if you are out of line, maybe you will die with you.

Then go play ass!

Of course, among them, the dog demon's propaganda outside is indispensable. Banxiangju was originally mainly engaged in business with caravans. These caravans were not in charge of the authenticity of the information, they were just passing by. There were so many places to choose from, so why should you visit this Banxiangju?

It's really not good, just bear with it and go to the town in front of you.

In this regard, the people of Banxiang Curie have long been used to it, and they will get better after about three or four months of desertion.

But even if you know that the next life will be difficult, the woman in the building is still your one or two moon stones and her three or two moon stones.

"Be careful on your way, and settle down and write to us." Hu Yuzhi smiled and shoved the wrapped package into Xiaobao's hand, "If you encounter difficulties, come back."

"Sisters' beds are always broken, and you still need to fix them."

Xiaobao held the package, tears rolling in his eyes.

He didn't want to leave, he wanted to guard these sisters. But the dog demon thing let him know that he was too weak.

Weak enough to need to be sheltered by these weak women in front of him.

He was abandoned by his parents because of blood problems since he was a child. It was Banxiangju's sisters who picked him up on the roadside and raised him with the money that people despised.

This time, he's going to make a foray, even if it's just a little bit stronger than he is now.

Suddenly, he didn't want to accept his fate!

I heard that the master Adamo of Southern Shaolin can tailor martial arts according to the conditions of the demon clan, so he will go to Southern Shaolin himself, even if it takes ten or twenty years of coolie, he is willing.

"Hey, my silly little treasure, why are you still crying?" Hu Yuzhi pinched Xiaobao's face and said, "Is it a pity that I didn't wait until I was eighteen?"

"It's okay, why don't you leave tomorrow, the sisters will help you do things tonight?"

Hearing Hu Yuzhi's words, the other half-demon women also stepped forward with a smile, stretched out their hands to touch Little Treasure, and said, "Okay, Little Treasure, elder sister is the first!"

"Anyway, there is no business today, so it's better to close the door. Let's concentrate on serving Xiaobao!"

"Okay, okay, my mother has been waiting for this day for almost eighteen years!"

"You can't do it. Xiaobao has just gone through personnel and can't stand the toss. Let me do it. I have experience!"

"What nonsense, you have made three horses, you step back, I'll come!"

Feeling that his whole body was touched by the hands reaching out from all directions, Xiaobao's face flushed red, he quickly withdrew from the siege, and said, "Thank you sisters for your kindness."

"Little treasure farewell."

After finishing speaking, Xiaobao stepped out of Banxiangju, looked up at the signboard of Banxiangju again, felt courage in his heart, and turned to leave.

"I'm a silly little treasure from Banxiangju. Starting today, I'll be called Sha Xiaobao."

"I will return."

Just before taking two steps, I heard the discussion of the group of Yingying Yanyan behind.

"Oh, why isn't Xiaobao responding, can't he?"

"No, the last time I saw him take a bath, it was quite normal."

"Shouldn't you, don't like women!"

Sha Xiaobao stumbled, and quickly stepped up to "escape" from the voice behind him.

...

In the dark, the conversation continues.

"Haoli Mountain, even in the ghostly land, is a rather special one." Emperor Lin said solemnly, "Do you know the reason?"

Chen Luo shook his head.

"Remember what I said about nutrient fruits before..." Emperor Lin continued, "Before the building tree collapsed, the two worlds were rotated in the form of nutrients and fruits!"

Chen Luo nodded quickly, naturally he would not forget this.

Only then did Emperor Lin continue to say: "Haoli Mountain is where Jianmu takes root!"

"Then the building wood collapsed, and Haoli Mountain was one of the earliest ghostly places!"

"So it has to be more complicated than Wangchuan, and it has to be more dangerous than Wangchuan!"

Listening to Emperor Lin's words, Chen Luo didn't think about anything else, but worried about Chen Xuan for the first time.

"Of course, there are more mysteries of the ancient heavens." Emperor Lin took a cigarette, then spit it out, and then introduced, "I don't know why your sister went to Haoli Mountain!"

"But if I had to guess, she might be trying to find a way to return to the world from Haoli Mountain!"

Chen Luo heard the words, thought for a moment, and nodded.

Probably!

"What is there in Haoli Mountain?" Chen Luo finally asked his first question.

But Emperor Lin shook his head calmly: "I don't know!"

"Before you came, the ghostly land was an unseen place."

"The Swirling Pure Land can't absorb the ancient heaven, and I can't leave Dafeng to go."

"As for the White Lotus Pure Land, they already have an advantage, and they don't have to take risks."

"So there is very little information about the ghostly land!"

"I once had an official in Dafeng, named Wang Dayuan, who followed me into the underworld. He entered Haoli Mountain, but he never came out."

When Chen Luo heard this, his expression remained unchanged.

It has long been known that ghostly places are dangerous places.

Even Wang Chuan, who has now been subdued by him, was almost addicted to the rules of oblivion at the beginning. It goes without saying that Haoli Mountain, which is more advanced than Wangchuan!

But the more this is the case, the more Chen Luo wants to go in.

In addition to the contention for the Netherworld Avenue, more importantly, Chen Xuan is inside!

"This time, it's still the handwriting of the White Lotus Pure Land." Having said this, Emperor Lin frowned. She took a deep breath of the cigarette holder, brewing in her mouth for a moment, and then spit it out.

"The reason why they chose Haoli Mountain is that they estimated that the origin of the ancient heavenly way of Haoli Mountain is stronger than Wangchuan, and they intend to use this to turn defeat into victory!"

"But I have another concern."

"Before they chose Wangchuan, because the ancient Buddha once refined Wangchuan, and they can deceive the ancient Buddha's Buddhist rhyme with the reincarnation road and seize the opportunity!"

"Does Haoli Mountain have hands and feet that we didn't know about?"

Seeing Emperor Lin's worried look, Chen Luo suddenly smiled.

"Master, it's pointless to worry about these now." Chen Luo said softly, "Even if they really have something to rely on, I still have to go this way!"

"The brave who meet in a narrow road wins."

"Besides, I have had so many dealings with the White Lotus Pure Land, and I know a little bit about them."

"What they are best at is 'making wedding clothes for others'."

"Master, don't worry!"

Listening to Chen Luo's reassuring words, Emperor Lin glanced at Chen Luo angrily, and said, "Let's learn from your senior brother's unruly attitude!"

"If it wasn't for your master's protection, he would have died eight hundred times."

"The seventh senior brother you said is very good, make a plan and then move! He is a person who does great things!"

Chen Luo quickly nodded obediently.

That's right, Master is right.

I think so!

"Hmph, it's just a perfunctory meeting." Emperor Lin sighed, "Listen, after entering Haoli Mountain, if your sister is involved, I can't say much about what you are going to do."

"But if it involves Gu Tiandao, if it is impossible, give up immediately."

"Even if the Reincarnation Avenue of the White Lotus Pure Land leads again, it will not be a disaster."

"I have my own countermeasures!"

"Anyway, safety is the priority, understand?"

Chen Luo heard a strong sense of concern from the words of Emperor Lin, and quickly replied: "Master, don't worry, I will pay attention."

"Besides, I'm second-rank, and I've become stronger again."

Emperor Lin rolled his eyes at Chen Luo and continued: "Wait for you to be a saint, come and show off in front of me!"

"Bai Lian's battle has slowed down a little, and I have ordered Han to capture the tiger back."

"This time, you go with your King Yama."

"On the side of the whirling pure land, a group of Bodhisattvas will also walk with you, and have the right to protect the Dharma."

Having said this, Emperor Lin paused and said, "However, because this time, the Pure Land of White Lotus used the power of heaven to forcibly open it, so the entrance is not where your sister entered the secret place."

"I can only lock the range of thousands of miles around the entrance, and I still need to find out where it is."

Naturally, Chen Luo had no choice but to answer: "The range of a thousand miles is already very accurate... Shibo, where is it?"

"Don't worry, I'll tell you." Lin Huang suddenly showed a smile on the corner of his mouth. With a wave of his hand, a map was spread out in front of Chen Luo.

"Alright, this is Dafeng!" Emperor Lin pointed to the large area in the middle of the map, and then swiped his finger to the southwest. Chen Luo finally frowned.

On this route, there are vertical and horizontal water channels, but these water channels are painted red.

"Here is the land of the sea of ​​blood in the past. Later, after the deadly battle of Buddhism, the sea of ​​blood receded, but there are branches of the sea of ​​blood left here."

"The energy of the sea of ​​blood here is dry, and there is no way to raise big monsters. It is safe, but it is a little troublesome. I will leave them as a buffer zone." Emperor Lin's fingers continued to move south until they crossed these waterways, and finally stopped in an area. Emperor Lin drew a circle with his finger and said, "The location of the entrance is here!"

Chen Luo held his chin, looked at the map, and said solemnly, "Understood!"

"They will all arrive tomorrow, and they will leave at that time."

"tonight……"

Chen Luo nodded: "Master, don't worry, I will rest well tonight, raise my spirits, and face the next challenge!"

"Who told you this!" Emperor Lin glanced at Chen Luo, "Take advantage of the time tonight, and write all the manuscripts written in the world to me!"

Chen Luo: [○?｀Д′?○]

Uncle, are you a devil?

I'm going to the most dangerous secret realm tomorrow...

At this time, you are still urging!

Or my uncle?

"Is there a problem?" Emperor Lin took a cigarette and asked Tantan.

"Master, I think your request is unreasonable." Chen Luo replied stubbornly, "Why wait until tonight, I will write now!"

"I update day and night in the world, just to write more in the underworld."

"Show filial piety!"

...

At the same time, the whirling Pure Land.

Tathagata in the meditation room.

The group looked at Jizo Tathagata with a sad face in front of him, and sighed helplessly.

"The Tathagata, if there is nothing to explain, the poor monk will retire first."

"Tomorrow, I will reconcile with the King of Fengdu."

"Hey..." Jizo Tathagata sighed deeply, "Sure enough, you don't even recognize me as a Tathagata..."

"Oh...forget it, if you don't recognize it...hey...don't recognize it..."

One line: (??へ??╬)

Tathagata, you must speak with evidence.

Two hours after the poor monk entered the meditation room, you said a total of one hundred and sixty-three "Alas", and there is no real content!

Didn't you say that you adjusted your mood for two days for this conversation?

"Haoli Mountain... Buddhism... Sigh... a bit of a record..."

Hearing Ksitigarbha Tathagata say this, a group of Bodhisattvas suddenly came to their senses.

What is the most important thing to enter into the underworld?

It is to master the rules of heaven in the secret land!

The last time Wangchuan almost overturned, in addition to the ancient Buddha refining, there is one more thing that the White Lotus Pure Land understands the rules better!

"Please make it clear!" The group stood up and saluted respectfully.

Jizo Tathagata looked at the line and frowned.

"The former is arrogant and the latter is respectful, alas... Buddhist scum... alas..."

One line: (╯－＿－)╯╧╧

Tathagata, don't go too far!

In the past, poor monks had no choice, but now the situation is different!

Do you believe that poor monks support the new Tathagata to usurp your position and rebel against you!

"The Tathagata, if you don't say anything, the poor monk will leave!" The party said.

"Hey..." Jizo Tathagata was even more lonely when he heard the words of the line, he lowered his head, and then he didn't even sigh, only his body twitched rhythmically.

One line: ┗(T﹏T)┛

you win!

You Tathagata or You Tathagata!

"The poor monk spoke too loudly just now, the Tathagata is merciful, don't take it to heart."

When Ksitigarbha Tathagata heard the words, he raised his head again, looked at the line, and said, "Haoli Mountain..."

"Yes... ugh..."

He took a deep breath and told himself to calm down.

"What?" the line continued to ask.

Ksitigarbha Tathagata seemed to think for a moment before saying, "Demon..."

"Ugh!"

"be careful……"

"Ugh……"

The whole party was shocked, and they knelt down opposite the Jizo Tathagata again and said, "Tathagata, this time is no trivial matter, please explain in detail."

Jizo Tathagata shook his head.

"Just guessing... ugh..."

"Shakyamuni didn't finish his sentence, he was nirvana... ah..."

A line frowned slightly, Shakyamuni?

The fourth generation of the Tathagata fought hard against Bo Xun, and finally passed away to nirvana in order to teach him to enter the Netherworld and protect the Dharma.

"Let's go..." Jizo Tathagata spoke again, dug into his sleeve, and took out a scroll and handed it to the line, "Hey... that's the only one left..."

"Oh, take it!"

The group was stunned for a moment, took the scroll with both hands, and put it away carefully. When they were about to talk to Jizo Tathagata again, they found that Jizo Tathagata had fallen into a deep sleep.

For this conversation, Jizo Tathagata has consumed too much of the power of the soul, and this sleep, I am afraid it will take a while to wake up.

Tathagata, too tired.

The group sighed softly, solemnly bowed to the sleeping Jizo Tathagata again, and turned to leave.

...

Fengdu Palace~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Just finished writing six chapters of "Journey to the West", Chen Luo yawned and returned to his bedroom.

Have a good night's rest, leave tomorrow, take the heavens, see Chen Xuan!

Chen Luo was just lying on the bed when suddenly the door of the bedroom was pushed open by a huge force, and then, a figure flew in from outside the door and rushed directly to Chen Luo.

Just as Chen Luo was about to shoot, a familiar voice came from his ears, and his movements froze.

"Hahaha, er liberation..."

"Xiao Luozi, bring your forehead to play together!"

The figure plunged directly into Chen Luo's arms, Chen Luo seemed to have been hit hard in the chest, his five internal organs shook violently, and he took two steps back, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood. He lowered his head, looked at the little loli hanging on his chest, and asked in doubt, "Yinggou?"

"Mmmm, four foreheads, four foreheads!" The little loli nodded quickly.