Earthy Superstar

As soon as he got on the bus, Li Tiezhu met the young lady from the staff who molested Luhani on the boat last time, and when he went up there was a hug: "Ah, hello, young lady, I'm back."

The little sister is going to tease Hani, and said perfunctorily: "Hello, hello."

Then, she struggled away and said to Luhani: "Little deer, your haircut is really good today?"

Luhani: "Hahahahaha..."

Li Tiezhu was not angry either, and proudly walked to the back to find a place to sit down, and the task was achieved 1/4.

I am awesome!

Several others were suffocating smiles.

After sitting down, Li Tiezhu was still thinking about the task and waved quickly: "Sister Taohong, there are seats here."

Tao Hong: "The director team said that Chao and I will be another car to lead the way."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Wang Tie began to convey the mission of the program group: "I came to Brother Chao’s hometown today. The program group weighs everyone. I will play the whole journey today without making any money. I will take the car to Jiangxia for free. If you don’t earn enough money, stay and continue to work until you earn enough. In addition, Brother Chao, Brother Chi Chi, Brother Tie Zhu, and Brother Tian Yuyu have to make up for the money they owe."

Li Tiezhu: "What money do I owe?"

Wang Tie: "You didn't show up for the third half and half, and you deducted seven hundred."

Li Tiezhu: "I only need to participate in the recording of six sessions as written in the contract."

Wang Tie: "That's right. As Director Yan said, you can not come for six installments, but he didn't say you won't be deducted."

Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded, and the cameraman gave him a huge close-up.

Hmm...it seems to have pitted myself.

In the later stage, it was even more powerful. A little man with Li Tiezhu's head next to him worked hard to dig a hole, and then threw Li Tiezhu in and buried it.

A few big words: "I, Li Tiezhu, got up so cruel that I even cheated myself!"

Chen Chichi made things happen: "Which madman came up with a bad move? It's a bad conscience! Do you think it is, Tie Zhu?"

Li Tiezhu: "Huh? Ha... That, it's a bit bad."

Luhani: "Hahahaha... Is it just a bit bad? You owe seven hundred! Not seventy."

Wang Tie: "Tie Zhu, can you bear this?"

Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: "I can bear it! Ha! I think it is a good thing for the program group to talk about the rules. I will work more. No! When I take the lead in completing the secret task, I will get a bonus of 500 yuan!"

Everyone in the car burst into laughter.

Li Tiezhu: "What are you laughing at? My task is very simple. It must be completed before you."

Everyone laughed more happily, the cameraman's shoulders were shaking, and the picture was quite blurry at one time, but it was not cut off.

The barrage madly loves Li Tiezhu:

"Brother Serious, what makes you so confident?"

"Where is self-confidence? This is so arrogant!"

"Distressed Li Tiezhu."

"He still doesn't know that he alone has a'secret mission', and everyone else knows that it will definitely not let him succeed."

"What a miserable man."

"Brother Seriously has a sense of variety show. When he comes, his style of painting is different from the previous two installments."

"I can only say that Li Tiezhu has a serious face. Jill is so funny."

After a while, Deng Chao took everyone to a roller skating rink, and everyone changed their shoes while talking and laughing.

Li Tiezhu was changing his shoes while watching Deng Chao playing with treasures, whispering and bragging, carefully observing his behavior.

Luhani slid back for a half circle, and faced the compliments of everyone, he was very humble: "I used to skate in single row, this is the first time I played this kind of double row."

After sitting down, he asked Li Tiezhu, "Are you observing Brother Chao? Anything you found?"

Li Tiezhu said: "He was very wrong today. You see, he has been standing up. Will his secret mission be to get Li's face hit as many times as success?"

Luhani: "This makes sense. It doesn't look like he can slide well because of his discomfort. I will reason with you, Brother Chao..."

Talking a lot, it sounds blunt.

Li Tiezhu groaned: "Since even you think it's possible to stand up, then... it's definitely not. I'll observe again."

Luhani was stunned: "Why? Why do I say yes, you think it is not?"

Li Tiezhu: "Because you are an incompetent deer in the reasoning world."

After thinking about it, Luhani came to understand, he burst out laughing, and went to Chen Chichi to complain: "Brother Chichi, Li Tiezhu bullied me again, he gave me a new nickname, hahahaha..."

Chen Chichi: "What nickname?"

"Incompetent deer in the reasoning world."

"Incompetent furious? Crazy deer? Hahahaha...Li Tiezhu helped you on the hot search again, hahaha..."

Luhani also smiled very hard, the picture was frozen, and his smiling face was matched with a pipe and a Holmes hat in the later stage, and he was marked with seven characters: incompetent crazy deer in the reasoning world!

Soon Deng Chao came over to share this new topic. While laughing so that the crow's feet patterns exploded, he also complained: "He really tried to find evidence of our mission. He laughed at me! Hahaha...Would you like to cooperate? I will act. Slapped in the face."

After the broadcast, the barrage:

"These three are really too much, so bullying Li Tiezhu... so happy."

"Li Tiezhu is silly and observant."

"Distressed my decent brother..."

"At this time, it will be accompanied by a song "You Look So Funny"."

"This is too much, too much."

"You look so funny, like the dog next door..."

"Fuck! How can you speak?"

Everyone got off the skating rink, and those who could not play showed up. Deng Chao showed off to teach Tao Hong.

Li Tiezhu can also play. His athletic cells have always been very developed. Although he has only been to the skating rink in their town three times with Qin Tao, he has already become proficient.

Deng Chao brought a piece of pink and looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "Tie Zhu, you know how to play? How do you look like in 1998, I believe it in 1988."

Li Tiezhu: "I know a lot, I don't have enough skills!"

Deng Chao provocatively said: "Will you slip? You are the most handsome slipping."

Li Tiezhu shook his head.

Deng Chao writhed, sang a song and began to slip, and he showed off beside Li Tiezhu: "How invincible is, how lonely...Oh!"

He fell, split a fork, and pulled an egg.

Li Tiezhu's eyes were quick, and he stepped over to hug Brother Chao.

Everyone around laughed, especially Chen Chichi and Luhani were the most unscrupulous. Seeing Chao Ge Guang speed slap his face again, this is already familiar to him.

Brother Chao screamed: "Ah! Thank you Tie Zhu."

Li Tiezhu: "You thanked you too early."

Brother Chao endured the pain: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Li Tiezhu hugged Deng Chao and pressed down.

Deng Chao felt a hot pain under his crotch, and he cleaved even more.

Li Tiezhu raised it up and asked, "Tell me what your secret mission is, otherwise, I'll give you a straight word! I, Li Tiezhu, did it!"

Deng Chao's face flushed: "I am Nima, and I will waste it! Please Tie Zhu, let me go, okay? They are all good brothers, why are you too anxious to fry, hahaha..."

wry smile.

Li Tiezhu was unmoved, and stunned again.

Deng Chao's voice became sharper with soreness: "Wait! Wait..."

The people around laughed very loudly, even Tao Hong covered her mouth and laughed very loudly.

Chen Yi didn't smile, and looked admiring: "Li Tiezhu...so rigid!"

Yan Qi didn't smile either: "I learned what I learned! Even Brother Chao dared to threaten him. It's no wonder the director team takes him so seriously."

Chen Chichi slid over awkwardly: "Does it work for you to call your son's name at such a critical time? You want to ask Dad Tie Zhu to spare his life."

Deng Chao cried and laughed, his face flushed, and sweat came down: "Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose..."

Li Tiezhu went up and down again with Brother Chao: "Frankly leniency and resist strictness!"

The cameraman gave Deng Chao a close-up of his face, his expression was extremely distorted, he was smiling in pain, desperate, and sweaty on his forehead.

In the later period, the teacher also worked hard, paused the picture, and gave an introduction to an idiom:

"Can't cry or laugh. From Gao Ande's "The Cobbler Lies" in the Yuan Dynasty: "It's a good one and a bad one, I can't laugh or cry. "Subject-predicate; used as a predicate, attributive, and complement; to describe an embarrassing situation. Synonyms: neither laugh nor cry, neither embarrassing nor awkward."

A barrage of worship:

"Brother Serious never knows what fear is."

"Even Brother Chao dared to rectify, so crazy?"

"What's this? This guy gave Yue Yupeng a shoulder throw when he first went to a variety show, and he tied Fang Bo and Sun Lei."

"Brother Chao has his hips torn apart, right?"

"This is really painful, and everyone who has tried it knows it."

"Brother Chao's veins burst out. Hahaha!"

"Li Tiezhu is really awesome!"

Deng Chao's body was shaking: "Tie Zhu, Brother Tie Zhu! Brother! Forgive me, I really can't do it..."

Li Tiezhu: "Then tell me your task and let me eliminate you. I owe seven hundred and must make money. I tell you, don't force me. If you force me, Li Tiezhu can do everything."

Deng Chao's eyes panicked, so I don't have any secret missions! You alone have it!

Chen Chi-Chidao: "You can do everything? Then you can jump over the wall as a Buddha."

Li Tiezhu: "Buddha jumps over the wall? I've heard of it, but I don't know how to do it. It seems to be very complicated, right?"

Chen Chichi: "Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, also known as Fu Shouquan, is a famous dish in my hometown. It uses abalone, sea cucumber, fish lips, yak leather glue, pleurotus eryngii, tendons, flower mushrooms, cuttlefish..."

Deng Chao was going crazy: "Why are you still talking? Save me!"

Chen Chichi: "How can I save you? I'm here for a joke."

Deng Chao: "Can I swear?"

Chen Chichi: "Whatever, you can block it later anyway."

Deng Chao: "I%#*..."

Li Tiezhu: "Five, four, three, two, one."

Deng Chao yelled: "I said! I said! My secret task is to stand up, and then be beaten four times to be successful. I said, I also lost, Tie Zhu, you let me go."

Li Tiezhu: "No hurry, listen to what the director has to say."

The camera was taken out of the field, and the guide strictly folded his hands, with a serious expression: "..."

Deng Chao yelled: "Director Yan, soon announce it, I blew myself up."

Director Yan: "The recording continues."

Li Tiezhu fiercely said, "Okay! Brother Chao, you lied to me again."

Chen Chichi arched the fire and said, "Bring him a horse."

When Deng Chao died, his inspiration flashed: "I want to report Li Tiezhu! I know what his secret mission is, and the four of you... Um!"

Li Tiezhu instantly gave up the impulse to slap Deng Chao and covered Deng Chao's mouth. At the same time, Deng Chao was finally relieved and sat on the ground with a cold sweat.

Li Tiezhu looked at Chen Chichi, "Go away, or I will make you a horse."

Chen Chichi left obediently.

There was no one around Li Tiezhu, so he asked in a low voice, "You say, I will listen."

Deng Chao grinned and my leg was sore that he whispered, "Hug the girl four times, I know."

Li Tiezhu was shocked: "How did you know?"

Deng Chaoxin said, not only I know, everyone present knows: "Hey hey...you don't care how I know it, now you know it's wrong?"

Li Tiezhu knelt on one knee: "Uncle! I was wrong, please don't burst out."

Deng Chao wiped the sweat on his face: "It depends on my mood, I'll go, you are so cruel that the sweat on my face is!"

Li Tiezhu: "Isn't this being pressed?"

Deng Chao: "It's not enough to apologize. In the next show, I have to follow my advice, you know? If I am a little dissatisfied, I will report you."

Li Tiezhu counseled: "It doesn't have to be this way, Brother Chao, everyone is brother..."

Deng Chao laughed angrily: "Are you talking about brothers with me now? How about when you asked me to swear by one word?"

Li Tiezhu smiled shyly: "Didn't you know that you have my handle."

Deng Chao: "There is still no brotherhood in co-authoring!"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't have any strengths, I'm honest."

In the end, Deng Chao let Li Tiezhu go, otherwise the show would not be able to be recorded. His only request was that Li Tiezhu must listen to him, and Li Tiezhu chose to counsel him.

Then, Brother Chao snorted again, and when Luhani was resting, he shouted: "Son, come...cross the obstacles."

Brother Chao split his legs when he talked about it. He once played Luhani's father, so the two often match father and son in the show.

Luhani refused at first, but couldn't hold Deng Chao looking forward to it, so he squatted down and got under Chao Ge's crotch.

Deng Chao: "Yes! Very beautiful."

Luhani: "The mood is a bit complicated, I feel insulted but praised again."

Everyone laughed.

Deng Chao was also afraid that it would be considered an insult to the younger generation, and planned to drill others, but Chen Yi and Yan Qi didn't dare, so Deng Chao looked at Li Tiezhu: "Legs are separated, I will drill one."

Li Tiezhu Gang, his long legs pointed directly: "Come on!"

Deng Chao drilled over, and let Yan Qi and Chen Chi drill him. They were knocked down twice, and the tail vertebrae fell twice, screaming with pain. But he insisted on calling Li Tiezhu: "Tie Zhu, come, you can drill one."

Li Tiezhu: "I am the fourth right? Isn't this your secret mission?"

Deng Chao: "You report first, and if the report is not, how about drilling?"

Li Tiezhu thought for a while: "Then I'll drill directly, and you can move a little bit away."

Li Tiezhu squatted and slid over,

Luhani: "Brother Zhu, go straight up and give a hammer!"

Deng Chao shrank with fright.

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Deng Chao laughed: "Hahaha! Li Tiezhu is fine."

Luhani directly covered his mouth: "Oh!!"

Chen Chichi's smile stiffened and he was dumbfounded: "Really?"

The two newcomers even showed incredible expressions.

Brother Chao suddenly had an ominous premonition, but it was too late.

Li Tiezhu, who had just drilled past, turned around instantly, showing a wicked smile, a hand of Chao Ge, who had not had time to close his legs, pressed down a little, and split again. Chao Chao couldn’t use his strength, and both legs were violent. Trembling.

Brother Chao: "Ahhhhhhhhhh! Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu, you are merciful..."

Li Tiezhu: "Brother Chao, I've said everything, I'll do everything in a hurry. Do you think it is a discussion? Or is it straightforward?"

Luhani and Chen Chichi yelled: "Just one word!"