Earthy Superstar

Li Tiezhu pressed down again.

Brother Chao has split his legs into one hundred and forty degrees, and his expression is extremely distorted: "I swear! I swear, if I report you, I will let my movie box office hit the streets! How?"

Luhani was shocked: "Is it so cruel? Too cruel!"

Chen Chichi: "This poisonous oath is poisonous enough, Tie Zhu, Brother Chao is sincere enough."

Li Tiezhu felt that he still had to be more cautious: "Does Chao Ge's movie have a box office? Don't swear by something that you don't already have?"

Luhani laughed wildly: "Hahahaha... this year's "Mermaid" has a box office of more than 3 billion. You said that Chao has no box office? Don't you watch the movie? Tie Zhu?"

Li Tiezhu smiled and let go of Brother Chao: "A serious man..."

Brother Chao shouted in pain, "Who is the most serious person watching movies!!!"

Li Tiezhu sat down with him: "It's pretty much the same, Brother Chao. Everyone is friends, there's no need to fight each other hard."

Brother Chao rubbed the inner thigh: "Hahaha...your friend is about to split now!"

There was another wave of unscrupulous ridicule.

After a while, Brother Chao lay on the floor with pain and laughter: "I can't record it today, I can't record it..."

Chen Chichi: "Since it can't be recorded anymore, Tie Zhu directly tore a horse and opened his eyes to everyone."

Brother Chao jumped up vigilantly, folded his legs in a slightly enchanting posture: "I can still hold on."

Chen Chichi laughed mercilessly: "Hahahahaha... Brother Chao, you are a little bit too fast, why should you be a little harder."

Deng Chao: "No matter how hard it is, I will really crack!"

Others also laughed happily.

Li Tiezhu was very serious: "That's it, if you regret it, hum..."

Brother Chao shook his head: "Why? What kind of friendship do we have? I will never harm you, I will only help you."

Li Tiezhu: "Do we... have friendship?"

Barrage:

"Is it easy to hold back a laugh in the middle of the night? The laugh is split."

"Laughing makes my neck cramp."

"Laughing until my stomach hurts..."

"All the people on the bus looked at me and laughed, thinking they were insane!"

"Brother Deer looks good in clothes and looks more handsome!"

"The handsome Li Tiezhu exploded!"

"Shit makes me laugh, it's still thin."

"Li Tiezhu is so fierce..."

In fact, this program has only been put here for more than 20 minutes, and the laughter is already very dense. Moreover, almost all happened to Li Tiezhu, especially his interaction with Deng Chao, which made people laugh with their abdominal muscles.

The quality of the entire program has improved rapidly. Compared with the previous two episodes, it is almost two shows. This also makes the audience more affirmative of Li Tiezhu's variety show performance.

Everyone is still roller skating, Director Yan has relaxed, and even drank a box of yogurt and said to the assistant:

"This issue is stable."

The assistant nodded: "Indeed, Brother Chao paid a little bit this time."

Yan Dao shook his head: "He has paid a lot, but what is more important is the change brought by Li Tiezhu. This little guy is born for variety shows, what kind of song do you sing? He reminds me of the first season of Fly. Baby Wang, he doesn't look very smart, but he has a smile and is interested in the audience. If he hasn't just made his debut and his position is not stable, he can directly be the lead."

The assistant was a little bit nonsense: "He? Chief coffee?"

Director Yan: "Absolutely no problem. Wait for him to become popular again for another year. Give him a Chen Chichi or Little Pig, which is generally not a big variety show, and he can definitely enjoy it."

Assistant: "Aren't you aiming at him? How come you are so optimistic about him?"

Director Yan: "I targeted him just because I was careful! It doesn't matter if I don't retaliate, it has nothing to do with my vision."

assistant:"……"

After leaving the roller skating rink, Deng Chao took everyone to eat grandma Cheng's spicy intestines and spicy lotus root. Grandma Cheng was very enthusiastic.

The delicious Li Tiezhu didn't focus on food either. After Grandma Cheng was busy, she took a hug while taking a photo. The mission reached 2/4.

In the car, Chen Chichi and Xiaolu were in the same car and discussed.

Luhani said: "Hahaha... Tie Zhu just hugged Grandma Cheng, he wouldn't think that grandma is also a girl?"

Chen Chichi: "Why isn't it counted? The task card says the opposite sex."

Luhani became nervous: "What should I do then? He has already held two people, and there are two left."

Chen Chichi: "No hurry, we will stop him later, and when he is ready to hold the fourth one, we will report directly, hahaha!"

Chen Yi asked: "Why? Brother Tie Zhu will be punished if he loses, but we don't seem to be doing any good, right?"

Chen Chichi: "How can you only consider the benefits when you are a person? Isn't it happy to see Tie Zhu being punished?"

Luhani: "That is, in order for a good brother to feel the suffering of the world, it is of course incumbent to report him as a brother!"

Chen Yi thought for a long time before realizing that these two people just wanted to cheat Li Tiezhu, and they bent over with a smile, and sympathized with Li Tiezhu.

Next, I went to visit Brother Chao's teacher and his mother. A group of people wanted to eat dinner hungry, but they had already eaten it, but the mother asked to buy sesame seed to eat. Everyone responded enthusiastically.

Chen Yi and Li Tiezhu volunteered to buy sesame seed cakes with their mother.

Finally, everyone picked up Tian Yu, who had rushed over, and went to Deng Chao's alma mater to play basketball.

Chen Chichi and Deng Chao challenged the director team, and the director team directly called Li Tiezhu. Everyone knew that Li Tiezhu had made plans to pit himself, and he deserved it to join the director team.

The guest team played the director team with a 12:2, and then Li Tiezhu was replaced, and successively blocked Chao Ge and Chen Chichi, until Chen Chichi doubted his life. Luhani finally made a handsome shot, ready to kill, and was slapped out by Li Tiezhu with a hot pot.

Then, Li Tiezhu forced Chen Chichi under the basket and made a small hook into the basket.

The director team counterattacked, and won at 21:20.

After winning the game, Li Tiezhu went to hug his teammates, and when it was finally the turn of the director's girl, he was pushed away by Chen Chichi.

Seeing that it is about to succeed, has it been discovered?

Chen Chi-Chidao: "What do you mean? We lost and didn't get the bonus. What shall we eat tonight? What about the big meal? What about supper?"

Li Tiezhu heaved a sigh of relief: "Blame me? Didn't you say that you were a tyrant in the basket? When I hit him, I almost broke my foot."

The two began to quarrel, with passive skills in hand, Li Tiezhu didn't let go, Chen Chichi didn't care about winning or losing, I just stopped you from holding a girl.

Everyone bid farewell to Tao Hong and boarded the car to Jiangxia.

It was late at night, the atmosphere in the bus was slightly depressed, and a group of people were hungry and hungry.

Tian Yu asked: "I'm in Jiangxia, how much money do we have now?"

Luhani smiled bitterly: "As far as I have forty-four yuan, Chao Ge, Chi Chi, you and Tie Zhu are all negative."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

A group of people smiled with tragic expressions.

Chen Chichi moved the head of Wang Tie: "When did you come back?"

Wang Tie: "I'll be back after winning the championship."

Everyone praised a few words.

Li Tiezhu: "Ah? Haven't you been there all the time?"

Wang Tie: "Brother? I disappeared all day and went to win a talk show championship. Didn't you even notice that I was gone?"

"Aren't you already a champion?"

"This is the championship."

"Is the stand-up comedy competition so complicated these years?"

"This is not a cross talk, this is a talk show."

"It's all the same, I have a brother who learns cross talk, I understand."

"Do you know..."

Deng Chao interrupted: "You still have the strength to discuss this? I think it's a priority, I'm really hungry. First think about what to do tonight."

Li Tiezhu: "Look for someone to eat, do you still have to think about it?"

Luhani: "Is it so direct?"

Chen Chichi took out his mobile phone: "Why not? A group of people begging along the street? Hahaha...Go out to rely on friends, my senior brother Yuan Hong is from Jiangxia."

After making the call, Yuan Hong was not in Jiangxia: "I'm not in Jiangxia, my wife is..."

Li Tiezhu: "Hang up."

Chen Chichi hung up directly: "What can I say to you?"

Turned around to call the second sister, but did not answer.

Deng Chao, Tianyu, Chen Chichi, and Luhani played together, but they still didn't pick up.

Luhani: "It's over!"

Li Tiezhu said, "Why did you return your mobile phone? Hey, yes, I also confiscated the phone. Isn't this director too broken? There is no sense of variety in this way."

Chen Chichi: "If you receive your mobile phone, you won't be able to find anyone to eat."

Li Tiezhu said, "Then I will fight one."

Luhani: "Tie Zhu, do you still know Jiang Xia's friends?"

Li Tiezhu dialed the phone and said, "Didn't you say to find the second sister? I also called. The last time I met in Hengdian, because I was a fellow villager, I added it. The second sister is more enthusiastic."

Chen Chichi: "It's time to go to bed. I can't get through such an iron relationship, how could you..."

Li Tiezhu: "It's OK, second sister, I'm Li Tiezhu."

Chen Chi's red eyes protruded: "..."

Deng Chao mocked Chen Chichi: "Is it cool to slap your face?"

On the phone, the second sister was full of confusion: "Why are so many people calling me?"

Li Tiezhu: "I'm looking for you, we are together, come to Jiangxia, Brother Chi Chi said that he must invite you to dinner, we can't make the phone call, we are crazy."

Luhani was surprised at Li Tiezhu's shamelessness: "So... so slippery?"

Chen Chichi came up and said, "Yeah, I'm crazy. Will you still be a human if you come to Jiang Xia without asking your second sister to eat?"

Second sister: "Fatty, are you drinking too much again?"

Chen Chichi: "I, I...what am I talking about, I don't drink alcohol."

Li Tiezhu: "He is not drunk this time, we are together."

Second sister: "Why do you have so many people together?"

Li Tiezhu said: "We are recording a program, Siha Cang the rice ball, and it happens to be in Jiangxia."

Second sister: "Come on rice ball?"

Chen Chichi: "Siha Dry Rice Balls, you got it wrong. They run around to invite friends to dinner. I and Chao, Tie Zhu, Xiaolu, Tian Yu, Wang Tie, Yan Qi and Chen Yi, we are one Get up to Wuhan!"

Second sister: "Oh... it's my shit?"

The atmosphere inside the car was a bit awkward.

Luhani cried and smiled: "Hahahahaha..."

Li Tiezhu pushed Chen Chichi away, and said, "Second sister, Li Tiezhu, do you still have an impression?"

Second sister: "Don't tell me to recognize you as a younger brother? Do you have an impression? I listen to your songs every day, and my sister tells you, don't mess with them, don't be spoiled by the fat guy. very."

The hometown dialect is out.

Li Tiezhu: "No, no. We come to Jiangxia and are going to eat delicious food, but we don't know what to eat to be authentic. I would like to ask you to recommend it and invite you to eat by the way."

Second sister: "Just ask me by the way?"

Li Tiezhu: "Then if seven or eight of us come here to invite you to dinner, would you dare to come?"

Second sister: "That's also..."

Chen Chichi came up again: "So, second sister, first tell us where you are, and we will come to find you. Then please show us a clear road. We will find some authentic delicacies while eating and recording. By the way, please Supper together. Can you see it?"

Second sister: "Do you want me to invite you to have supper?"

Chen Chichi's expression changed: "..."

Deng Chao hugged Chen Chichi's neck from behind, and said in a low voice, "Stop talking. Besides, this meal will be yellow."

Li Tiezhu: "You invite? How embarrassed? But since you have spoken everything, the program group has also recorded it. This...if you are not allowed to invite, it seems that the effect will not be very good if it is broadcast."

Second sister: "It's okay, second sister doesn't want that face."

Li Tiezhu: "But you can't help being a younger brother! In addition... for the eight of us, there are only forty-four yuan left."

The second sister gave a wry smile: "Okay! I will send you the position, and you will come to pick me up."

Li Tiezhu hung up the phone decisively: "Thank you sister."

Beep~

Luhani looked curious: "Tie Zhu, everyone says that you are honest, how can you fool people into different ways?"

Chen Chichi: "And it's shameless, even more shameless than I am."

Deng Chao: "This kind of person is fake and honest. My crotch still hurts now."

Li Tiezhu said blankly: "I often eat rice, never fail. Qin Tao, Ban Hua, Little Prince against the wind, Zhao Liya, Leng Ba, Fang Bo, Yue Ge, Xu Shanzheng, Yang Mi...I have all eaten, this It is a kind of talent, it has nothing to do with stupidity. It can be divided into two types: passive rice meal and active rice meal. Passive meal meal must be shy and refusing. In the end, you can't wipe the face to eat. Active meal meal is simple. In summary, it is made by the face of the dead skin. Excuse."

Chen Chichi drew a breath of cold air: "His—the world is boundless to learn and work hard! We are still too low-level."

Deng Chao: "Chunfan is a technical job, and Chen Chichi will only shamelessly and have no skill."

Chen Chichi shook his head decisively: "Want to go down!"

Luhani: "This is the king of Cengfan!"

As the car continued to drive, everyone was talking and laughing. After all, it's time to eat! Just think about it and be happy.

Li Tiezhu was a little silent, and the system released the task again.

Ding! Special task: If the playing rate of Siha breaks 50 million, it will be rewarded with 10 intelligence points + black card x3

With 10 intelligence points, Li Tiezhu still doesn't particularly care, but what is the blackened card?

What does x3 mean? Three? What is the use?

Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and checked it. The broadcast rate of the 0th and the first issue of Siha was good, especially the first issue, which had a broadcast rate of 30 million.

Take a look at the current attributes:

Current intelligence value: 99 points.

Remaining intelligence value: 19 points.

Music achievement: 1318 points.

Variety achievement: 721 points.

Movie achievement: 55 points.

Douyin fans: 39.54 million.

Cat domestication degree: 54%. (When did it rise by 1 point again?)

The third main task: Achieve 1,000 variety achievements in three months. Reward: Intelligence value 30 points. Gift: 5 points of intelligence limit

Special task: If the playing rate of Siha breaks 50 million, it will be rewarded with 10 intelligence points + black card x3

Possessing abilities: Absolute vocal skills (passive), absolute sound, elementary singing skills, intermediate acting skills

...

In the middle of the night, the Siha Ceng rice ball finally arrived at the agreed place, and the second sister hadn't come yet. Luhani took Wang Tie, Chen Yi and Yan Qi to buy lollipops, but Li Tiezhu refused. Li Tiezhu, my tough guy, can’t eat lollipops... Ah, it’s so delicious.

The original alpine lollipop is still good.

Li Tiezhu came to the gate of the community with a lollipop, and it happened that the second sister walked out with his card friends.

The second sister hugged Brother Chao and Chi Chi, and exclaimed: "What are you doing? What are you doing in the middle of the night?"

Li Tiezhu hurried up, waiting to line up for a hug.

The second sister hugged Tian Yu and said a few words, Li Tiezhu was eager to try.

Chen Chichi said to Luhani who came by: "Look at Li Tiezhu's excitement, haha, when he finishes his hug, you can report directly."

Luhani nodded, and was a little scared: "Why me? You report!"

Chen Chichi: "You are brother-in-law, I'm an outsider, I'm afraid he will **** me."

Luhani laughed: "Ha ha ha ha...I am so panic when you are like this!"

Over there, after greeting Tian Yu, the second sister walked towards Luhani.

Li Tiezhu jumped: "Second sister, and me."

The second sister was startled: "Oh, I was scared to death! Why are you getting dark again? This black lamp is blind, I didn't even see you."

Li Tiezhu: "Being blackened by Brother Chao and the others."

The second sister and Li Tiezhu gave a hug and parted: "You are stupid, are you bullied with them?"

Deng Chao immediately shouted injustice: "Who is bullying whom? Second sister, don't be fooled by his appearance."

As Li Tiezhu was about to explain, Luhani suddenly jumped out and raised his hand: "Director! I want to report. Li Tiezhu's job is definitely to embrace the opposite sex. In terms of the amount, I guess it is four times. Now it has been three times."

The second sister is not clear about the situation.

Li Tiezhu said, "Fat Lu, how did you know? Did Brother Chao tell you?"

Luhani: "No, I swear! It wasn't that Brother Chao told me. Hahaha...Tie Zhu, mosaics throughout the next issue, hahaha!"

Then, the director walked up, looking forward to Yan Director.

Yan Dao has no expression on his face: "Congratulations, Li Tiezhu, for taking the lead in completing the secret mission."

Chen Chi opened his mouth wide in disbelief.

Luhani was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Deng Chao, who was explaining to the second sister over there, couldn’t bear it anymore: “What’s the matter with the director group? Is it openly favoring Li Tiezhu? I’ve been torn twice, isn’t it for nothing? He only embraced three opposite sexes, we all Remember, the female staff, Grandma Cheng and the second sister."

Li Tiezhu grinned, "Hehehe...Want to **** me? Fat Lu, you're done."

Luhani hid behind Chen Chichi, waiting for an explanation from the director team.

Director Yan brought a tablet and played the scene of Li Tiezhu and Chenyi accompanying Ms. Deng Chao to buy sesame seed cakes. Li Tiezhu forcibly thanked Ms. Chao for his brother and embraced the success.

Then, Li Tiezhu turned around and forced Chen Yi to the corner, grabbed one of his legs and made a vertical split. The dancing Chen Yi also yelled in pain. Li Tiezhu threatened him not to speak out, or he would just tear him up, and Chen Yi was forced to agree.

So after Li Tiezhu hugged the second sister, he had already completed the secret mission.

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani were dumbfounded. Is this done?

Among them, Deng Chao was the worst.

Director Yan: "Congratulations to Li Tiezhu for getting the five hundred yuan reward, to receive the red envelope."

Li Tiezhu took the red envelope happily, but hadn't opened it yet.

Director Yan said again: "Li Tiezhu, pay the money."

Li Tiezhu's face collapsed, and the five hundred yuan red envelope was handed back.

Director Yan: "Okay, Li Tiezhu still owes two hundred yuan. The recording will continue."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

"Ah! It's really Li Tiezhu!"

The second sister’s card friends came over to take photos with Li Tiezhu.

Taking advantage of Li Tiezhu's entanglement, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, and Luhani were strictly led aside.

Yan Director: "According to the rules, one of the three of you must choose to admit defeat and be punished, and the entire next period will be mosaic."

Deng Chao: "It can't be me. He pressed me twice. Now I feel pain when I walk. I can't suffer in vain! I have no credit and hard work!"

Luhani: "It can't be me. I just reported him. He doesn't look at me right now. He will retaliate against me. I can't accept punishment anymore."

Chen Chichi: "Actually, I also paid a lot..."

Luhani: "A show of hands, I vote for Brother Chichi."

Deng Chao: "Chen Chichi."

Chen Chichi: "..."

Director Yan: "Okay, you go back and play directly with Li Tiezhu. You two will complete the task and Chen Chichi will be punished. Otherwise, how will you target Li Tiezhu in the next issue?"

Chen Chichi: "Are you sure this is targeting Li Tiezhu, not me?"

This picture was also featured in the whole process. The audience laughed so hard that the three of them were miserable enough to steal the chicken and lose the rice. The strictest guide is the dog. He knows that Li Tiezhu secretly hugged his mother, but he concealed it all the way. It is difficult to tell whether he is in Against whom.

Barrage ridicule:

"Chen Chichi, serious brother teaches you how to be a man!"

"It's not easy to see Chen Chichi slumped in the show."

"Li Tiezhu is really not stupid, just a simple character."

"Looking forward to Chen Chichi's next mosaic face."

"I'm even more looking forward to how Li Tiezhu will retaliate against Luhani, with his character..."

"Fat Lu is all right now, hahaha..."

"Deng Chao, does it still hurt?"

Chen Chichi came back and said, "Where are you playing mahjong? How about we go up and rest for a while."

Second sister: "Where can I take a break? The elderly and children of the third sister's family are all asleep."

Chen Chichi: "I didn't expect this..."

Deng Chao: "The child and the elderly are asleep, so you actually play mahjong?"

The poker friends babbled: "We have a special Mahjong room!"

Li Tiezhu’s rainbow fart spurted wildly: "Professional! This is the highest level of playing mahjong! And ah, I feel we are particularly honored. Do you know? In Xichuan, there are two highest etiquettes for meeting friends. One is to eat hot pot with you. Eat mandarin duck pot, and the other is Mahjong to pick you up. I'm so touched!"

The second sister nodded again and again: "Right, right!"

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani looked at each other, this guy is really shameless!

Then, the second sister led everyone to a small street shop, busy ordering food, and all the dishes were ordered in two. The third one has the right eyes, act it out, just take revenge in the next few episodes.

Chen Chichi hiccups at Luhani, and Luhani hides in disgust.

Chen Chichi came to Deng Chao again.

Deng Chao raised his hand: "Report ~www.wuxiamtl.com~Chen Chichi's task is to hiccup at others. If you don't get scolded, you will succeed once. Right?"

Chen Chichi: "No. Don't guess!"

Yan Director: "How many times?"

Chen Chichi's acting skills are good, standing up with a weird expression: "Are you reminding me? The director team is too much!"

Deng Chao: "Four times."

Yan Director: "No."

Luhani: "Five times?"

Director Yan: "Chen Chichi is eliminated, accepts punishment, and has a mosaic face next time."

Chen Chichi: "...very good! I will sleep an extra hour without makeup or hair next time, hahaha uh..."

Li Tiezhu came: "Fight with me? Humph!"

Chen Chichi: "Ah! I, my brain hurts."