Earthy Superstar

The children do not understand what the adults are doing, and they are still immersed in the joy of "returning to the world".

Jiashi Cang'er raised his hand, and said to Hem: "You, follow me and raise your hand."

Hem raised his hand: "What do you raise your hand for?"

Climbing with shit: "I don't know either."

In the end, the vote was passed by an overwhelming advantage, and the program group needed to pay an extra ten catties of mutton.

Li Tiezhu packed the lamb into a wooden barrel and handed it to Deng Luen.

Then, the five groups of father and son returned to each house with their things, and the lamb jumped out of the wooden barrel and ran around, and ran in front of Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "Actually, the lamb meat is still more tender. Ten catties of lamb are lost."

"Hey (Mom sells batches)..."

The sheep turned around and ran back to Deng Luen, and was picked up obediently. If it were an alpaca, I'm afraid it would have spit at Li Tiezhu.

When he got home, Li Tiezhu made two simple dishes, and then started eating with Jia Shi Cang Er. The snails and mutton were moved to the midnight snack stall, because the program crew had just sent someone to drive ten miles away to buy mutton. This was extra blackmail.

Li Tiezhu didn't feel embarrassed at all about this. He didn't have a dime when he came to this show. What happened to some lamb?

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye knows that Li Tiezhu took the place of the pheasant to participate in the show, and it was the show that made money. In addition to Li Tiezhu's huge red, the main purpose is to create different topics and gimmicks for the show, and better marketing and promotion.

Among other things, the topic "Li Tiezhu participated in "Where Is Dad"" is definitely a hot search.

As for whether it’s the headline or not, it depends on whether Wang Feng releases a new song.

Li Tiezhu’s dishes are very simple, including shiitake mushroom meat slices, stir-fried cabbage, tomato scrambled eggs, green vegetable tofu soup, and also made a colorful fried rice for Jia Shi.

The so-called colorful fried rice is actually fried rice with carrots, ham, cucumber, eggs, and tomatoes. In order to prevent the rice from being too hard, milk is added during the frying process. The egg flower is evenly wrapped on the rice grains soaked in milk. It is golden and very beautiful.

Climbing with **** and eating quickly, the nose and face were covered with rice grains, so he didn't eat any vegetables.

"Eat vegetables, eat more vegetables."

"God father, why don't you eat it?"

"I will eat later, I will eat quickly. Eat the cabbage leaves!"

Li Tiezhu tore off the cabbage stalk and put it in his bowl, and put the cabbage leaves into the small spoon holding the feces, his tone was very gentle.

"Ah oh oh..."

"Do you want cabbage?"

"To eat."

"Slow down, no one will rob you."

"good."

Eating and eating, Jiao Cang Er suddenly laughed strangely, then covered her mouth and quietly said to the camera: "He likes me, hehehe..."

Li Tiezhu couldn't help but smile upon hearing this. Isn't this nonsense? If I hate you, can I be tricked by your father's scams? The big deal is that I will arrange an ambulance for him and drag it to this castle with a drip.

The program staff made up for it: "Papa Li is indeed much gentler than Brother Pheasant today."

Li Tiezhu's face turned red in the dark, he was suddenly shy, and was a little uncomfortable with the praise, scratching his head: "In fact, the pheasant is also very gentle, but he is too introverted and not good at expressing."

The barrage is crisp:

"I want to give birth to a son for Li Tiezhu!"

"Brother Serious, do you still lack sons in your family? Twenty-five and sixty."

"This colorful fried rice looks attentively."

"Tearing cabbage leaves is too spoiled, right?"

"Who said that a straight steel man like Li Tiezhu does not deserve a girlfriend? He is actually just dirt, and his heart is still very delicate."

"Song Zhu'er is so happy..."

"When will Li Tiezhu give birth? Say it in advance, and I will take the time to hang myself."

"Let's be the one upstairs!"

"No! I'm not a man!"

"No one said he blackmailed the mutton of the show crew?"

"What's there to say, it's just the normal operation of Brother."

"If it were in "Oh Huo Primitive", the lamb should have been plucked out by now."

"This time is a different serious brother."

Afterwards, the program interrupted an interview with Li Tiezhu. This is an interview that will be conducted after each episode is recorded. Some suitable scenes are edited and put into the feature film adjustment.

The staff asked: "What prompted you to come to this show?"

Li Tiezhu: "Climbing with shit, I knew him a long time ago, he is very cute, so I wrote the song "Exclusive Memories" to his father."

Staff: "So, you are writing a song to him on the face of **** and face?"

Li Tiezhu: "Otherwise? Pheasant's face is so stinky, why should I give him face?"

Staff: "Did you get along with Brother Pheasant in private, not so happy?"

Li Tiezhu: "He doesn't get along well with anyone. We have a generation gap! But Sister Cai is very good! I can also chat with Jiashi Cang'er."

Staff: "What are you talking about?"

Li Tiezhu: "Talk about Bumpman, Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, Aguru, Jestis, Nexus... Although he doesn't know as much as me, after all, I have a deep background in watching movies for ten years, but he is very smart……"

staff member:"……"

As the screen turned, Li Tiezhu and Jia Shit Crawler were looking at the tablet computer together after the meal. Their eyes were focused, and they made cries of surprise or excitement or low from time to time, and they were in sync.

"Transformed!"

"Please... don't worry, brother! I'm going to be beaten to death."

"The little monster is hateful!"

I have to say that the editor is a god, and I follow this paragraph after the interview, and there is no sense of disobedience.

The three views of the barrage are completely destroyed:

"I'm blind! Li Tiezhu, why are you so devoted to seeing a bumpman?"

"Scream louder than crawling with shit..."

"Who has the video of killing Bumpman! Send it to Li Tiezhu, so that he can see the sinister society."

"Brother Seriously is so naive."

"When I watched "Mushroom House" and "Oh Huo Primitive", I felt that Li Tiezhu was so mature that it hurts... I didn't expect it!"

"Unexpectedly, Brother Serious is not serious at all!"

"Very good, at least he is not a poor child who has been in charge of the house early, and he still looks at Bumpman."

"Be more tolerant to him, he's only twenty."

"Li Tiezhu: I'm still the boy I used to be!"

"When he was on "The Voice of China" two years ago, I saw him watching Bumpman."

"No wonder it's so good to crawl with shit."

"Stop your godfather and son, you two worship the handyman in the same place, right?"

"Damn it, I laughed so hard."

The program staff reminded: "Tie Zhu, it's almost time, it's time to go."

Li Tiezhu waved his hand impatiently: "Oh, don't make trouble! I'll be transformed soon."

Staff: "But..."

Li Tiezhu: "After watching this episode, just one episode!"

Staff: "Puff...er, okay, okay."

Therefore, Li Tiezhu and Jia Shi Shou Er are the last father and son to arrive at the mission location, and they are still discussing the plot along the way, and the atmosphere is quite enthusiastic.

The game is played in a large room with tatami mats, and everyone takes off their shoes and enters.

After the village chief briefly introduced the rules of the game, he asked everyone to sit down in order of age, and the atmosphere was a little embarrassing. They asked each other about each other's birth year.

Village head: "If Brother Pheasant was there, he should be the first one, he was in six or nine years. Then who is the eldest brother now?"

After speaking, he looked at Liu Dazhuang.

Liu Dazhuang also looked at the village chief, with a puzzled expression: "Is it me?"

He said in his heart, how can you be younger than me when you are so old?

Village chief: "I'm seven-three."

Liu Dazhuang was speechless, and consciously crawled over and sat in the first place. The village chief followed the climate to occupy the second elder brother's position.

Next, Wu Zuen and Du Dayan looked at each other.

Wu Zuen: "I'm seven or nine."

Du Dayan immediately made an inviting gesture: "I am born in 80s, haha..."

Then, Du Dayan looked at Dun Luen again.

Dun Luen crit-killed: "Don't look at our post-90s."

Du Dayan reluctantly shook his head and sat down.

Now behind Du Dayan is Deng Luen, and behind him is Li Tiezhu.

Liu Dazhuang said: "Then what about you two? Post-90s."

Dun Luen: "Yes, I'm older than him, I'm ninety-two."

Liu Dazhuang also suffered a crit, which is a twenty-year-old difference! He is in 1972.

But he couldn't help being curious: "Where is Tie Zhu?"

Li Tiezhu was doing a concave-convex-man transforming posture with Jiashi Cang'er in the air, and said, "I was born in 1998, and my father was in 1973, and he was the same age as the village chief."

Everyone burst into laughter, and Liu Dazhuang beat the ground.

Damn Li Tiezhu, only twenty years old!

Next, the real game begins. According to international practice, this game is much more boring than before. It is a question of who should eat the eggs. First let it go to the oldest, and then let it back slowly.

The children are so bored that they explode, why are they not over yet?

Hem and Jiashichaer often run around to make trouble. Du Dayan has a good personality and has no violent children, let alone Li Tiezhu.

The village chief couldn't help sighing: "If the pheasant is there, Jia Shi Cang'er will definitely be stared back."

Li Tiezhu: "Is he so violent? Do you dare to beat children on the show?"

Village Chief: "I mean staring with my eyes~www.wuxiamtl.com~not pedaling!"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh."

At this time, the egg reached Du Dayan's hand: "Thank you very much for the last show Deng Luen helped me take care of the child. He was lucky that day. And he was the youngest of our resident guests, the intern father, it was not easy. So I think The eggs should be let him eat!"

The egg changed hands, and it was Dun Run's turn to perform.

Deng Luen is also scheming: "I, I have a habit of eating eggs, I don't eat egg yolks and egg whites..."

The laughter rang.

The children looked blank, are the fathers crazy? What's so funny about such a boring thing?

Then, Deng Luen looked at Li Tiezhu, ready to continue to humbly.

Li Tiezhu killed him with a single sentence: "I don't want to eat, I want to eat lamb skewers while keeping my stomach."

Dun Luen: "Uh..."

The village chief was also speechless: "Okay, cut off the sentence just now, Deng Luen, you can just eat it, otherwise you can't end this session."

So Dun Luen ate the egg yolk and left the egg white on the plate. Of course, the lens did not take the egg white.

In the end, it was the children's turn to be modest, and no child dared to eat the same routine.

Finally, Li Tiezhu missed the snails and mutton at home. It happened that the egg came to Jia Shi Chou'er, and said, "Jian Shi Chou, do you want to eat it?"

Crawling with shit: "God father, I...hehe..."

Li Tiezhu: "It's very simple. Eat as much as you want, but you have to ask other children if they want to eat, and if you want to eat together, eat separately. Okay? Big brother!"

Climbing the **** and crawling into it.

He put down the plate, stood up, his expression gradually became holy: "If you want to eat eggs, call me big brother, I'll give you a piece!"

Hum: "Big Brother!"

(Going back to the countryside to eat young corn, so the update is a bit late, sorry!)