Earthy Superstar

Little Bubble: "Big Brother!"

Mangosteen: "Brother!"

Brother Nei Nei: "Big Brother!"

I am so happy that I have finally become a real big brother. I divide the eggs and divide the eggs. You piece by piece...

The fathers applauded one after another, and the children knew how to share.

The eggs were divided quickly, and there was one piece left...the smallest.

Her little mouth collapsed, and she was grieved and looked at the egg the size of a fingernail in her hand, and then at Li Tiezhu: "Goddaddy..."

Dads were overjoyed and immoral when they saw it.

Li Tiezhu said: "Now you know that it's not easy to be a big brother? The big brother has to take care of the little brother and eat small pieces by himself. Do you still want to be the big brother?"

Climbing **** to eat the egg whites in one bite, shook his head, and then nodded again.

Li Tiezhu: "This question is too deep, you can think about it slowly, and you don't need to tell me the answer right away."

Of course, Jia Shi Cang Er didn't understand, and his face was at a loss.

Du's eyes were also blank: "It's still profound, what's so profound? Big brother doesn't know how to divide things himself, of course he takes a bite before dividing! Haha..."

Dun Luen nodded and agreed with a smile.

Liu Dazhuang said: "You are wrong. Our elder brother back then was the elder brother in the Xiangjiang movie. He came out to talk about loyalty and wanted to cover his little brother, right?"

The village chief nodded repeatedly: "Yes! The memory and understanding of a generation are different. Tie Zhu, what do you think of the big brother? Do you have a big brother?"

Li Tiezhu: "Yes."

I didn't say any more, because someone as stupid as he knew it was not suitable for this occasion.

Village Chief: "Your eldest brother is your eldest brother, right? Your master?"

Li Tiezhu couldn't hold back: "Hehe...Uh! No."

Soon, the evening game was over, and everyone began to prepare supper in the yard where the game was recorded, because...there is an electric oven.

Li Tiezhu skillfully cuts and marinates the lamb, while others are responsible for skewers of lamb. Li Tiezhu took the scissors to cut the escargot, and quickly prepared the side dishes. Continue to live, burn wood, heat up the oil...

Not long after, Li Tiezhu took out a large pot of perilla and fried escargot. In the courtyard, the village chief and Du Dayan had already roasted the mutton.

The children each had a bottle of yogurt, and the adults each had a bottle of beer, and the atmosphere suddenly became excited.

However, because the village chief’s craftsmanship was too anti-human, Li Tiezhu once again wore an apron under the eyes of the public. His skillful barbecue skills and the chic and elegant sprinkling of cumin once again conquered a group of foodies friends.

The fathers applauded, and then quickly bowed their heads to pick the snails with toothpicks, which was too perfunctory.

Jia Shi Cang Er picked five snails and put them in the bowl, took the bowl and chopsticks over to feed Li Tiezhu, smiled and said, "God! The snails are delicious, I'll eat them for you~"

The other fathers were sour and all hinted that their children would feed themselves snails.

Li Tiezhu handed a bunch of lamb skewers that had just been roasted without any chili peppers, took the bowl and said, "I'm doing it, you are free!"

After all, he raised his head and inhaled the five snail meat in a storm.

Holding the bowl, Jia Shi Crawling, nibbling on the fragrant mutton skewers, bounced off.

Barrage:

"What am I talking about? Wherever Li Tiezhu goes is the mushroom house."

"Turn all variety shows into gourmet shows."

"If Tie Zhu was more handsome, he would be really invincible."

"Joke, does Li Tiezhu need good looks?"

"He has grown into such a global superstar, and the album is sold out of stock in Beimi."

"No matter how handsome you are, there won't be much bonuses."

"Decent people who like handsome guys?"

"Climbing **** is too warm! The first warm man."

"Brother Pheasant is crying in the toilet."

"Watching the show, I silently turned on the phone and placed an order for kebabs."

"Since I became a fan of Li Tiezhu, my old lady has gained ten pounds!"

"Songzhuer: Me too."

"Haha! Indeed Shochikuer has made a lot of money in the past two years!"

...

When the show was broadcast, it was already two weeks later.

The pheasant family watched the show at Xiangjiang’s house, and they could bear it. When they saw the feces crawling and picking snails for Li Tiezhu to eat, the pheasant finally couldn’t bear it, and said sourly:

"Why? Climbing **** didn't even strip me anything to eat, or five..."

Sister Cai: "Ask your son yourself, what am I doing?"

The pheasant glanced at his son who was watching TV with a smirk, and curled his lips: "Forget it, Li Tiezhu will drop his head, they said."

Sister Cai rolled her eyes hugely: "Climbing shit, why do you feed your godfather to snails?"

Crawling with shit: "He is very lucky because of you! And... I like him."

Sister Cai suddenly came to the spirit: "You like godfather more than you are enemies, don't you?"

Jia Shi Cang Er glanced at the old father: "Yes, ah...Yes."

Pheasant frowned: "Why?"

Climbing with **** and dancing: "Because godfather will also fall and get injured. He will also play mud and catch snails. He will fight with me with wooden sticks. Besides, he will also get his clothes off. It's very dirty... he's not fierce to me... The most important thing is that he knows a lot of Bumpman, and he knows every Bumpman's trick..."

Sister Cai looked at the pheasant: "Understood?"

Pheasant: "You know what?"

Sister Cai sneered: "I don't know what it means for you to pretend to be cool in front of your son all day long. Crazy line! There is a word in the mainland called grounding."

Pheasant: "I also came from a poor man! Poorer than Li Tiezhu."

Sister Cai's tone suddenly softened: "Do you still know that he is suffering? You were not a fool when you first debuted. Why did you lie to Tie Zhu? Why can't you pay good respect to your godfather? You have to be forced!"

The pheasant stunned, lowered his head and mumbled: "This way the positive power is a little bit higher, I didn't lie to him."

Sister Cai: "You dare to say that you let Jia Shi Xia Er recognize him as a godfather, not to make a way for your son? Do you think we are old and Jia Shi Xia Er is too young?"

The pheasant suddenly felt uncomfortable, scratching left and right, curling his mouth and tilting his head: "You said yes, I'm going to take a bath."

Sister Cai rolled her eyes and shook her head, thinking that a man is really stupid! Everyone knows that people who are squirrels, bamboos, and ghosts have long been watching the fire, but they don't mind. Among other things, it's not right for the pheasant to bully Li Tiezhu.

Seeing that the dumb enemy was gone, she walked over and said, "Mummy, can you ask Godfather to take me to the show next time?"

Sister Cai: "Why?"

Jia Shi Crawl: "My godfather's cooking is so delicious, he taught me to be a big brother, and when a big brother, I have to share and take responsibility."

Sister Cai looked at her son in surprise, he was only four years old.

Jia Shi Cang Er thought about it seriously, and said: "Be a capable person, then help others, help the disabled, the elderly, and the little friends who can't read books..."

Sister Cai hugged the **** and crawled: "You have finally done something to the enemy."

At this time, it was broadcast on TV that the barbecue party broke up. Li Tiezhu crawled home with the excrement on his back, and then skillfully started the fire to boil the water to wash the face, feet, pajamas, milk, and diapers. Tell a story to coax him to sleep.

Then there are several other shops, all in a hurry to burn hot water.

Seeing this scene, Sister Cai was admired, Song Zhu'er is so fate! It’s not like my house, it’s like a wild boar going down the mountain when I go home... it’s like an arch to my son.

In this movie, the pheasant of the light speed bathing technique came out after taking a bath, and then... rushed to catch the **** and jumped over...

Sister Cai sent a WeChat message to Song Zhuer: "My house is like a wild boar, it's hopeless!"

Song Zhuer: "This is a donkey in my house."

Sister Caixin said that Tie Zhu was really dumb in private, so that it was a little more balanced.

...

On the second day of the recording of the show, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning and stopped running after washing up. He wore headphones to make music arrangements. It was not a song that I bought, but an episode in "People on the Road". The movie comes with it.

By half past seven, Jiashi Cang'er hadn't woken up yet.

Li Tiezhu knew that he would set off to record the show at 8:30, so he put down his tablet and went to make breakfast.

Fill soup dumplings, egg pancakes, and eight-treasure porridge.

Although there are only three, it instantly compares other fathers.

Seeing that Jiashi Cang'er hadn't woken up, Li Tiezhu was itchy, and made a few more hand-rolling noodles, and then took out his mobile phone to send a message to Deng Luen and the village chief, inviting them to come over for breakfast.

After making preparations, it was past eight o'clock, and Li Tiezhu went to wake up Jia Shi Xia Er.

Climbing with shit, Li Tiezhu took off his diapers. I'll go, two and a half catties, right?

After changing clothes, she was taken out to wash her face with shit, and then she woke up.

The other two also came, and everyone had breakfast together.

Then, it was time to record the show.

In the morning and afternoon, there were three recordings in the evening, and the time was not long. I went early to finish work, and it was still a bit sun-dried at noon.

This time it was a weird task, and it was for adults and children to be separated. A few fathers changed into darts to learn martial arts, while the little friends were divided into two waves, one went to the bank to settle accounts, and the other played the scene of the case. Among them, Jiao Xiaer was the eldest brother~www.wuxiamtl.com ~ Naturally, he became the county magistrate.

In the first case, it was a case where the parents of a little girl were using their mobile phones at home and did not play with her. When everyone looked at the feces, the eldest brother was very calm.

"cut!"

Climb the **** and lost a sign.

A group of people almost laughed madly. The little girl who played the victim had always been online, so she didn't get stretched and laughed.

Everyone persuaded one after another that it would not be impossible to make a new sentence.

Crawling with shit: "Then I don't know."

Master: "Then do you think the kid is right, or her parents are right?"

Suddenly Jiao Cang'er smiled strangely: "Chocolate!"

Humph? ?

Then, the program team intervened, and all the chocolates came, let him play freely, maybe popcorn.

At the reminder of the program group, Jia Shitpaner said: "You can no longer play on mobile phones in the future."

The two actors confessed immediately, and their acting skills were pretty good.

Crawling with shit: "Okay! Call me big brother, you can go."

Actor: "Big Brother!"

Actress: "Thank you brother!"

The dart board is a bit weird. A row of dads with thorny hats crouched in a row, nicknamed the horse stance, and there are needles under the buttocks. If you pierce the balloons above or below, you lose.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help but vomit: "The village chief, this is not a horse stance, this posture is a squatting big squat? Five people squatting in a row, it should be an old-fashioned public toilet."

Village Chief: "Don't talk nonsense."

Li Tiezhu looked at Deng Luen: "Brother! Have you been pulling it for a long time? Is constipation still sloppy? Huh! The sound seems to be sloppy, with breathy sound."

Deng Luen broke the power in seconds and burst the balloon. "Hahaha... the village chief, Li Tiezhu is shameless!"

Playing variety shows, Li Tiezhu is the real eldest brother.