Earthy Superstar

Village head: "There is no excuse. If you lose, you lose. You see, all three of them are holding on to their smiles."

Dun Luen was speechless and could only admit defeat.

Li Tiezhu said: "They blushed, maybe because of hemorrhoids, brothers and uncles, I brought Ma Yinglong!"

Du Dayan: "Shut up!"

Li Tiezhu: "Inhale and exhale! Inhale and fart."

Du Dayan: "Por~ Village Chief, I report that someone has harassed me and interfered with my horse-stretching."

Li Tiezhu said, "You are also called Mabu? Except for Mr. Liu Dazhuang and me, you are all squatting on the toilet. They are not professional at all. Come and learn from me. ..."

"Puff uh uh uh... I can't take it anymore!"

Du Dayan gave up and blew himself up, anyway he couldn't hold it anymore.

Wu Zuen is still insisting, no matter what, he is also a fitness freak, holding on for the sake of face.

Li Tiezhu quietly came over and said, "Uncle Wu, I've seen your "Shaking Fish". It was so handsome, I was still in the first grade of elementary school at that time..."

Wu Zuen took a deep breath: "That was your Uncle Guo acting! Don't talk!"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh...was Guo Lindong so handsome when he was young? I remember that he sang very well, circle around circle..."

Puff~

Wu Zuen stood up with anger, the balloon burst, dripping with water, and said to Li Tiezhu, "You said it was Lin Jiangnan. Although it is very similar to Guo Lindong, it is not alone. You have to laugh at me!"

Du Dayan whispered to Deng Luen: "Li Tiezhu Yan'er is bad!"

Deng Luen: "Variety show stirs **** sticks!"

Over there, Liu Dazhuang showed his muscles and yelled to Li Tiezhu: "Come on, the idlers and others have already retired. Let's compare each other, and see who is struggling for a long time!"

The three weak chickens that were eliminated suddenly refused to accept:

"Who is the idler waiting?"

"We are persecuted by Li Tiezhu!"

"If it weren't for Li Tiezhu, I would be able to grow old..."

Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Dazhuang. In terms of muscles, he was indeed stronger than himself, but at the same time he had a heavier burden because he was heavier. Besides, he was almost fifty-year-old comrade, forty-nine.

Inappropriate.

Therefore, Li Tiezhu said, "I am not very standard in Zamabu, because my master does not teach me kung fu. I surrender, but it is not me who can't, it's Cheng Dalong's."

Everyone was dumbfounded, is this okay?

Isn't this a fake apprentice? I heard that he was the last disciple to enter the room! Jackie Chan cannot guarantee the evening festival... well, well, he has no guarantee!

Village Chief: "Everyone did a very good practice today, how do you feel?"

Dun Luen, who was the first to give up, said shamelessly: "It feels very good!"

Village Chief: "Where are the legs?"

Dun Luen: "Uh..."

Du Dayan: "There are no legs, what are legs?"

Dun Luen: "Yes, I'm already a man with a leg upset now."

Liu Dazhuang said seriously: "After just finishing the exercise, my whole body is warmed up, and I will be good to eat for a while after practicing."

Li Tiezhu said: "Yes! I didn't run five kilometers today, just to make up for the exercise. I will make up some carbon water at noon, perfect!"

Village head: "I didn't expect you to ask me about eating, don't you care about the child?"

Li Tiezhu: "Daddy wants to eat too!"

The lunch was indeed very good, and the children came back from the task and described it in twitter, only humming and crying again, appearing very aggrieved.

Climbing the **** is very good, and brought back the county magistrate's token, saying that in the future, he would lose the sign of anyone who wanted to play.

After the meal, the usual lunch break, and then another round of mini games, and then the recording of the two episodes of the show ended.

In the last link, the children and their fathers were interviewed separately.

Li Tiezhu’s interviews have always been wild, and the staff did not dare to ask later, but before the questions on the card were asked, they couldn’t stay overnight.

"Um... Teacher Li Tiezhu, what do you think of the way you raise your children? If the full score is 10, how would you rate it?"

"very."

"Huh? Don't you be a little humble?"

"What is humility? I think this method is very good, but if I don't do a good job, I will score four or five points."

"Why is this method ten?"

"Because, my dad took me in this way since I was young. Mom left early, and he would take me if he wants to work alone, and I haven't gotten bad, right?"

"So... the way you took the **** and crawled you was the same as your father?"

"Yes, but it's definitely not that good. It's not me to catch shit, I don't know if my way is right."

"Then between you and your father, is there anything that impresses you?"

"Your question is not on the card, right?"

"The audience should want to listen."

"Well, there are many things that have deep memories. For example, when I was a child, she wanted to ride a bull but couldn't climb up. The children of other people's homes would be beaten, but my old man would carry me on the back of the cow. I was sick and he Instead of boiling the medicine for me personally, he drove me to the town’s hospital to spend money to buy medicine. Although he often treats other people’s children. I didn’t like to eat when I was a child. No matter how tired he comes back from work, he will change. Fa cooked food for me. Basically, I didn’t repeat the recipe for a month. I learned the cooking skills at that time. Now, my brother has started to add complementary foods, and he studies recipes on the Internet all day, which is very good."

Speaking of this paragraph, Li Tiezhu seemed extremely proud, proud of his father.

The staff was also quite moved: "You have a good father."

Li Tiezhu nodded, not modest at all: "Of course! When he was the poorest, he would insist on donating some money for three or four months, very little, but every time he took me with him, he would receive some donated clothes after the donation. Give it to me. I asked him when I was a kid, why don’t we just go and buy new clothes with our own money? He said that it doesn’t matter if the clothes are old or worn, but it’s too pitiful if people are sick or injured."

"You will teach your children the same way in the future, right?"

"certainly."

Barrage:

"I used to see Li Tiezhu miss his mother, but I didn't expect his father to be so good."

"I'll go, I'll be touched by Lao Tzu."

"Cooking for a month without repetitive cooking? This is a talent!"

"Suddenly I want to see where Old Man Li takes Li Tiezhu's father."

"In fact, it's okay for Old Man Li to wait for two years to bring the iron egg to the show."

"The program group is arranged!"

"When I was a kid, I rode a bull and was hung up and beaten."

"Li Tiezhu's simplicity comes from his bones."

"So does the soil."

"Old man Li's behavior of forcing donations, put it in it, it is estimated that a lot of people will spray?"

"It was the stupid behavior of Old Man Li that created the stupid superstar Li Tiezhu."

The recording of the show was over, and Li Tiezhu took the **** and climbed to say goodbye to the other couples of father and son. Because they were not familiar with each other, there was nothing to say goodbye. They couldn't even tell Li Tiezhu to see you next time on the show, because Li Tiezhu was not coming.

It was already night in the car of the program group and returned to Changsha. Li Tiezhu went straight to the hospital with his excrement, only to learn that Brother Pheasant was discharged from the hospital yesterday morning.

Li Tiezhu was not surprised, he had known that he had been tricked by the pheasant.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed it. It was very noisy and couldn't hear what was being said, so the other party hung up.

Soon the pheasant sent a WeChat message, saying that the hotel was waiting for them.

When Li Tiezhu climbed back to the hotel with the excrement and waited for another hour, the pheasant came back with a slightly sullen expression.

In the first sentence of the meeting, Brother Pheasant said: "Is it annoying to take a child?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's not annoying! Why do you think this way? You have a problem with your attitude. I'll tell you, old man, your family is already the best kind of child with **** and shit. You are both obedient and sensible, and you know I love people. If he is a father and you are a son, I will definitely not despise you with shit."

Pheasant: "Okay, you like it, then you will take him to the show later."

Climb the shit: "Okay!"

Li Tiezhu: "Hey! Old man, you will lose your **** and crawl like this."

The pheasant still pretended to be cool and hiccuped.

Crawling with shit: "The enemy is going to the nightclub again, I'm going back and telling Mommy."

Pheasant stunned in an instant: "No, no, the enemy is going to have a late night snack with a few old friends at the food stall and drink some beer. Don't tell Mommy about this kind of thing, Mommy is so busy..."

In the end, the pheasant still said something to thank Li Tiezhu with a cold face. Li Tiezhu didn't take it seriously, and said goodbye after talking to Jiashi Cang'er for a while.

"Hello? Don't forget the new song!"

"I can't forget! I really owe you."

"Goodbye godfather! Remember to come to see me~www.wuxiamtl.com~Okay! Next time I will buy you a super invincible giant bump man!"

"Hey-hey……"

Li Tiezhu waved and left.

He had left the hotel room a long time ago, and there will be a crew car waiting for him tonight. He will rush to northern Hubei to join the crew, and will continue filming tomorrow morning. Although it was only more than 300 kilometers away, it was still early in the morning when he arrived at the crew. Therefore, Li Tiezhu had to get some sleep in the car.

There's no way, you have to bear it when you are tired, you don't have the qualifications to be too painful if you pick up this bowl of rice, after all... Actors don't have vacations.

The car was galloping in the dark, and Li Tiezhu was asleep.

Dididi.

The phone rang, Li Tiezhu took a look, and it was time to correct the homework again.

Xu Jiazhen took a shower and took a selfie in the mirror again in the bathroom. This time, the neckline of the nightdress was a little low, revealing a small white steamed bun with a small bag on top of the steamed bun.

“I didn’t sleep well last night. I woke up and ate a fried dough stick in the morning. I was worried that you did not eat well for breakfast in the crew. Remember to have an egg and a bottle of milk every day! After breakfast, I went to film. After scolding for a long time, the deputy director wanted to unspoken rules for me. I kept ignoring him, so today I was a little bit against me, and the female second also said that I robbed her of her shots. It was a bit wronged, but it was okay... I finished the film late at night. I was so sleepy, but I couldn’t sleep when I returned to the hotel. I just took a bath and shaved my legs. Hey, I was bitten by a mosquito in the crew. I only found a big bag on my chest when I took a bath. I don’t know how the mosquitoes got caught. Go in and bite. Itchy! Good night!-Xu Jiazhen reports."

Li Tiezhu replied: "I asked Meng Brother to call your producer, and it's okay."

"what……"

Xu Jiazhen trembling hands, replied: "Thank you, I'm all right."

Li Tiezhu scratched his head, always feeling something was wrong!