Earthy Superstar

  Chapter 623 Peng Yuyan

   "How can I be as handsome as him!"

   "Call~"

  There are not many audiences at the scene, and most of them are young girls. They are stylish and beautiful with high-tech faces, and their delicate bodies are marinated in various cosmetics and perfumes, but they are also grounded.

  The main reason is that Li Tiezhu’s performance in Yunde Society is too sassy and spread too widely.

  If Li Tiezhu had a hint of humble stubbornness before, then this full of boos made him completely desperate!

why……

  I covered it up so tightly, why was it still discovered?

  Tengor laughed and jumped up: "Hahahaha...I just said you were discovered!"

  Li Tiezhu: "What are you laughing at? You exposed too."

  Tengol: "Impossible! I'm not popular, they can't guess."

   "Call~"

  The audience used the same voice to force the uncle to the edge of the cliff.

  Master, do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?

  Are you still not popular?

  Tengor was stunned, and the giant gourd baby's head dangled: "This... unscientific."

  Li Hao said: “Okay, two guests. The audience guesses it is not important, but the important thing is whether the judge can guess it. Next, it’s time for the two to show their talents. Who will come first?”

  Tengor: "Let the bubble-spitting person come first."

  Li Hao: "Li Tiezhu, no, you have to'believe in the light' first? Be careful when you take the mask, don't expose it again."

   not only shouted the name, but also mentioned the black history of the last time he showed his face directly.

Li Tiezhu has given up his sophistry and said, "Don't worry! I won't be exposed. My mask today is embedded and integrated with the whole headgear. It is difficult to open it by hand without removing the headgear. The prop master said this The set is worth thousands."

  Tengor was eager to try, and reached out to pull out Li Tiezhu’s mask: "Really? Let me see...Oh! Advanced than mine..."

  Li Tiezhu: "That's natural, I want to buy a set... Hey! Hey!"

   Click~

  Tengor directly pulled Altman's mask off, and then he was stunned.

  Li Tiezhu’s face was just like that, once again openly exposed in front of everyone. The head turned off last time, but this time the mask was picked off.

  The audience and the guessing team were stunned.

  Host Li Hao Yiran.

  Yi Xiaomao: "Isn't this my brother Peng Yuyan, brother Peng?"

  Big teacher: "Puff..."

  Yang You: "Brothers have good eyesight!"

The    program group is also very skinny, and directly put Peng Yuyan's face on Ultraman's face.

  Tengor reacted quickly and quickly buckled the mask back, but he couldn't fit it anyway. The scrambled appearance of him and Li Tiezhu was extremely funny.

   Then, a more shameful scene happened, Yang Youdeng ran onto the stage and handed a roll of transparent tape.

  Li Tiezhu is also going crazy, I take it seriously, and I have been on the show, why is it embarrassing again?

"forget it!"

  Not only did Li Tiezhu fail to connect the tape, he even gave the mask to Yang You, this time it was really clear.

  Yang You: "Are you not going to rescue it again?"

  Li Tiezhu: "Do you think this is necessary?"

  Yang You turned around and got off the stage: "That's not necessary."

  Li Tiezhu: "The program crew remember to give me a mask."

  So, the program crew kept Peng Yuyan's face on him.

  Obviously, the audience and the guessing group in the audience were already laughing stupidly. It was the first time I saw a guest collapse like this, and even the mask was gone. When he came last time, Li Tiezhu still struggled a bit, but now he is lying flat.

  When he was performing on the show, Li Tiezhu was even more unlovable: "Shall I change the face of a Sichuan opera? It's the cool one."

  Li Hao: "Do you still use this trick?"

  Li Tiezhu glanced at him: "No! Isn't there a later stage of the show? Give me a p, be handsome!"

  So, he just stood there and didn't move. He was very well-behaved in the later stage, and gave him a set of cool face-changing special effects, but... combined with the scene, it only looks more funny.

Teacher   : "It is estimated that he will never come back to our show again, come and collapse once!"

  Yi Xiaomao: "That's not necessarily true. He will forget it after a few days. My Zhu Ge only has seven days of memory."

   "It's Brother Peng."

   "Oh yes, Peng Yuyan, Brother Peng."

Barrage:

   "This is probably the fate of Serious Brother!"

   "Although his talent amazes me, I really can't help but laugh..."

   "I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it."

   "Tengor uses nine-yin white bone claws, right? You can drop it as soon as you grab it."

   "These two people put together, so happy."

   "Tie Zhu is really stupid and cute."

   "Is it okay to change your face?"

   "Every time Li Tiezhu can complete the sand sculpture comedy show "Masked Singer"."

   "Peng Yuyan's new song is awesome!"

   "Peng Yuyan's face is so amazing!"

  After that, Tengol also performed his own talent, which was actually a set of military physical punches and almost twisted his waist.

  Li Hao said: "Thanks to the two guests for their not-so-good talent performances. Next, do you guess whether the jury chooses double exposure or guesses one person first?"

  Qixian: "Shall we guess one first? Guess who?"

  Yang You: "I suggest to guess'Believe in the light' first. He hides so well, he is not like Li Tiezhu at all. If we want to guess, we guess it is difficult! I guess he is...Liu Huade!"

  Big teacher: "Hey? Then I guess he is Jia Lin, is it okay? Regardless of gender and body type, they are all alike."

   "Call~"

  This is too much, the audience can't listen.

  Special, Li Tiezhu’s face is exposed, will you be a bit disgusting like this? However, it seems to be quite fun.

  Tao Biluo asked Yi Xiaomao: "Xiaomao, who do you think he is?"

  Yi Xiaomao shyly helped his glasses, and said shyly: "Why can't we expose both sides? I think the uncle is like Guo Dan, and Ultraman is like Peng Yuyan. Puff...Anyway, there is nothing to lose if you fail to guess."

  Oh roar~

  Guess the big guys of the review group are all looking at him, this kid is wild enough!

  Hanging Li Tiezhu up and whipping is not enough? Want to hang Tengor too?

"agree!"

   "This can be."

   "Nothing wrong."

  Everyone quickly agreed to Yi Xiaomao’s evil opinions.

  "Two guests, please go to the uncovering area!"

  "Three, two, one..."

   "It's a pity, puff ha ha ha... uh! Regrettably, the guessing team guessed wrong, they are not Guo Tian and Peng Yuyan."

  Li Hao feels that he is too difficult, this is simply torturing the host.

Teacher   : "How is it possible! God! We guessed wrong?"

  Qixian: "The present guests are hiding so well. Guess it is not easy to be a judge, goose, goose... really not good to be a member!"

  Yang You: "Yes! You may laugh to death at any time."

  Yi Xiaomao hesitated and said, "Yeah, yeah, it's too difficult... I didn't even guess who Uncle Tengger and Li Tiezhu are."

  Everyone looked at Yi Xiaomao speechlessly, and then laughed at the same time.

  At the backstage, Li Tiezhu and Tengger were still complaining to each other, feeling that the other party was hurting them.

  Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "Forget it! Don't care about it, just guess it. Anyway, they don't dare to guess us in the first round. They are still waiting for us to sing the second song to increase the ratings."

  Tengol: "But... stupid! People all over the country have seen it."

  Li Tiezhu said: "On this question, in fact...I am used to it a long time ago."

  Tengor touched his bald head: "But I'm so smart."

  Li Tiezhu: "Yes, very smart."

  Next, the recording of the show continued, and soon came the second half, the guest solo session.

  Tengor, who knew he had been exposed, was no longer in hiding. In fact, he could not hide. He sang a song "Follow you to the horizon" in a personal way, and once again received applause from the audience.

  Tao Biluo praised: "This is a grand singer."

  Qixian said: "His singing has a magical power."

   Then, of course, Tengol, who was revealed again, was guessed.

  I didn’t guess last time. In addition to the variety show effect, the bigger reason was that I wanted to hear them sing a song again. If I didn’t guess again this time, it would be an insult to the audience’s IQ.

  Tengor, who was guessed out, seemed unconvinced: "Actually, I can hide well, but in order to sing "Dislocation of Time and Space" with him, he was exhausted!"

Teacher   : "Yes! Peng Yuyan is to blame."

After   Tengor finished singing, it was Li Tiezhu's turn to sing solo again. He was not qualified to continue to pretend, and it would be even more stupid to pretend to continue.

  Li Tiezhu sang the new song "Compendium of Materia Medica".

  Since his second appearance, the show crew has not given him the face of Peng Yuyan, and the whole audience sang.

After    sang, Li Tiezhu stubbornly said: "If my mask hadn't been broken by the uncle, I wouldn't have been guessed so easily by you."

  Guess the group is also unable to complain.

Teacher    said: "Don’t expose this, right? From the first monologue in "Dislocation Time and Space", everyone knows who he is, right?"

"right!"

  The audience shouted.

  Li Tiezhu frowned, this is impossible! They must be pretending!

  Teacher: "Tell me out loud, who is he?"

   "Peng Yuyan!"

  The audience shouted in unison.

  A few guessing groups laughed, and the teacher was still firm: "So, Peng Yuyan, are you here just to sing today?"

  Li Tiezhu: "I'm here to promote the movie."

Teacher   : "Okay! Peng Yuyan, what is the name of your movie?"

  Li Tiezhu: "Uh... I think about it..."

   Mainly because everyone called him Peng Yuyan, Li Tiezhu was a little flustered, and the teacher's speech speed was too fast, and he couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

   "Puff..."

  Yi Xiaomao smiled again~www.wuxiamtl.com~ Teacher: "Would you like me to give you a hint? The first movie is related to martial arts. What is it?"

  Li Tiezhu: "Kung Fu!"

  The teacher jumped up and said, "The answer is correct! Peng Yuyan answered in seconds, he even knows the name of the movie he starred in, that's amazing!"

  Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly, and his smile revealed stupidity.

  The audience laughed again. Since Li Tiezhu came, they hadn't watched the show seriously, and laughed very tiredly.

  On the stage, the teacher asked again: "There is another movie, a road movie you wrote, directed and acted..."

  Li Tiezhu: ""People are on the embarrassing way"."

Teacher   : "Wow! Li Tie...Peng Yuyan has learned to answer quickly! Congratulations, answer..."

"correct!!!"

  The audience held back their laughter and shouted.

  Li Tiezhu scratched his head, eh? I always feel something is wrong.

  (End of this chapter)