Earthy Superstar

Chapter 630: : Massacre

Chapter 624

Big teachers have always been skinny and wild. They are mad and mad when they are not used to seeing them, and they are also horrified by those who like them. Their words are often cross-border and mixed. Although he is not as powerful as Li Tiezhu's firepower, he still has the distinction of love and hatred but shamelessly, which is also recognized by the world.

So, the great teacher who came here didn’t plan to let Li Tiezhu go. He continued:

"Peng Yuyan! I heard that you have also guest starred in two blockbuster films for the Spring Festival. What are their names?"

A lot of the audience are actually laughing. The interactive dialogue between Li Tiezhu and Teacher Da is really strange.

Guess the group is similar, it can't keep up with the rhythm at all, and can only follow with laughter.

Li Tiezhu was stunned again. He didn't tell the program team to advertise for those two. They are my competitors! When their box office is high, my box office is low, which is not a good deal.

"Uh... this, this..."

"Can't you remember it again? It doesn't matter, the movie kings are like this. It's normal for too many scenes to be remembered. Let me remind you..."

"No! I remember the names of those two movies."

"Wow! Really? It's not easy, right?"

"Humph?"

"Do you remember the name of the movie where you played a guest? Too dedicated, right? What a role model of our generation! What's the name of the beacon of the show business?"

"I don't want to say the names of these two movies."

"why?"

"Because, because... they are reactionaries!"

"Puff..."

The teacher can't hold it anymore, and the organized language can't be spoken anymore.

Li Tiezhu never cared about being embarrassed, serious face: "Master, I feel you are targeting me."

Master: "Hahaha...no! I like you so much. Really!"

Guess the other people on the panel laughed wildly, your likes are too heavy!

As for this section of the program, when it was broadcast, it attracted a barrage of controversy:

"Li Tiezhu is so fun!"

"Can you forget your movie name?"

"Call him Peng Yuyan, he really dare to promise! Bah! Not serious at all."

"The teacher is too much..."

"It feels like I am teasing a child, and does not respect each other at all."

"The big teacher has always been like this, and he also wanted to advertise Li Tiezhu's movies."

"It always feels like teasing a fool."

"I don't understand where this guy feels superior in front of Li Tiezhu."

"This paragraph is very angry."

"On the basis of Li Tiezhu's song just now, he shouldn't be treated like this."

"Wait, serious brother is not a vegetarian."

"I always feel that the big teacher will insult himself."

In the show, Yi Xiaomao wanted to find a step for his buddies, and asked: "Brother Zhu, when are your two movies released?"

Li Tiezhu fell into deep thought again. He was just thinking about whether the things the teacher said he liked him were true, and suddenly changed his thinking and couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

The teacher has always broken his mouth: ""Kung Fu" is the 30th year of the new year, so everyone can go to the cinema to watch the movie and then go home for the New Year's Eve dinner. "People on the Road" is the second day of the new year. I went to the New Year’s greetings to kowtow to collect the New Year’s money. I got the New Year’s money to go to the movies the next day. Anyway, I laughed into a fool when I watched the promos of these two movies. I will definitely go to see them. See you in the cinema!"

He speaks fast, and it didn’t take much time to finish this paragraph.

Li Tiezhu reacted three times slowly: "Ah... yes!"

Teacher: "What's right? In particular, audience friends in front of the TV! Because our Li Tiezhu, no, classmate Peng Yuyan is a silly, so he went to one of our music programs to promote the movie. Thank you Hey! Look down on us!"

Li Tiezhu: "You're welcome."

Teacher: "Hey! The audience must really support it. After all, people have brought original songs to us to sing, right? In addition, my favorite musician at the moment is Li Tiezhu. I like his songs. A song! So don't say I run him, I like his work so much, I believe I cherish him and I love him. What do you think of my music?"

Li Tiezhu looked at a blank expression, the voice was too fast, and he couldn’t understand it: "Huh?"

Teacher : "Praise me a few words."

Li Tiezhu: "Are you also a singer? Original?"

This is not what Li Tiezhu deliberately, it's that he really doesn't know the big teacher, he used to think he was a host.

The big teacher's expression was suddenly wrong: "Don't you know? Scrubbing, Beier Shuang, Sunny Little White Horse, are all my songs! I have been complimenting you for a long time, why do you have to express it?"

Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "Oh... So you are the creator of nursery rhymes! I heard your song on the rocking car."

Yi Xiaomao: "嗤～"

The big teacher has a very different idea: "Are you still sitting on a rocking cart?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I won't sit..."

Teacher Heaved a sigh of relief.

Li Tiezhu: "Zhu'er often sits, and even one of them breaks down, and he lost a lot of money."

Big teacher: "..."

Li Tiezhu: "It’s all to blame for your...song."

Big teacher: "..."

No Er Steblad! ! !

The audience's eyes brightened, and they clearly felt a different atmosphere. The guessing group also entered the theater mode.

Barrage:

"He's here, he's here! Li Tiezhu's magical skills have reappeared!"

Li Tiezhu: "I mean these songs are very nice, easy to learn and catchy, and very friendly to children."

Big teacher: "I am not..."

"You must like children very much, right? That's great!"

"I don't like bear children. I'm married, I've been married for a long time, but I haven't had any children."

"Have you been to Union Hospital?"

Dabok lotus! ! !

"I’m fine! My function is absolutely fine. I don’t want to have a child because of my subjective intention. Just say that you and Zhuer, you are so young, will you get married in a few years and then have children right away?"

"I'm afraid she won't be able to get married... Then she will leave school first."

"Puff..."

踹Poker Lotus! ! !

"Yenzu, no, Yuyan! You know that the happy life of mankind is not just about reproducing offspring..."

"Mating that is not for the purpose of passing down the line is a hooliganism!"

"Fuck..."

"Of course, this thing can be a hooligan properly, but you can't be a hooligan for a lifetime, right?"

Kodakova! ! !

The scale of variety shows in this world is indeed slightly larger, so...very coherent.

"Oh gram! I took it, I took you, eldest brother. Collect magical powers!"

"So, are you enlightened?"

"Enlightenment?"

"The motherland needs you! The third child is let go, and if you don’t have a baby, we will all despise you! The future of the nation will be ruined in your hands, no...the household register!"

"Puff..."

Pentak lotus! ! !

Tengor, who had already left the field, listened to Li Tiezhu's magical words while removing his makeup, and laughed so hard that he hit the makeup artist.

Teacher stood up and raised her hands in a posture of worship: "I'm sorry, Brother Zhu! I was wrong! Please let it go!"

"What's wrong? Aren't we recording the show friendly?"

"I... Brother, I was really wrong!"

"Uncle, you have admitted the wrong person. I am not your elder brother, I am just one of hundreds of millions of ordinary people!"

Li Tiezhu also looked helpless, and I didn’t want to either.

You have been in front of me for so long. I am kind and I can bear it, but the system does not allow him. The "Mind Harm Skill" is illuminated. What can I do?

At this moment, the rest of the guessing group had all laughed, either lying or lying down, Yi Xiaomao was squatting on the ground and jumping and laughing.

The auditorium also became a bit chaotic, because many beautiful women smiled so that the powder on their faces fell layer by layer, and they were busy covering their faces with makeup.

When the program is broadcast, the barrage is not to mention, it is called chaos and rampant.

Teacher turned to Li Hao for help.

And what is the present host Li Hao doing?

He is picking up the microphone.

Yes, his microphone dropped. When he squatted on the ground for the second time and laughed and patted the floor, the microphone dropped and rolled down the stage.

After finally picking up the microphone, Li Hao understood the despair of the teacher:

"Uh...I felt the great teacher's strong desire to survive! Ha! Tie Zhu, no, Yuyan, you are here to promote the movie, so don't entangle the big teacher too much. In addition to lowering your box office Besides, there are no other functions."

Li Tiezhu: "Have you given birth?"

Li Hao: "Uh...who? Teacher, go ahead!"

The teacher has completely disarmed, waved his hand and said nothing.

Li Hao can only bite the bullet and say: "I gave birth to three children! Is there anything else you want to say about the movie? If not, we will have to invite the next guest to sing."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "Finally, my movie is called "People on the Road" and, uh, and..."

Master: ""Kung Fu"! The Kung Fu of Director Zhou Xingxing!"

Li Tiezhu: "You see you are so smart, uncle, have more children. The future of the nation..."

The teacher has already stood on the chair and raised his hand to make an oath: "The future of the clan is in my household registration book! Don't worry, I must fill it up. How many pages are there? I'm trying to **** Fill it up for him. Please, if you have something to do quickly, let's retreat without any problems!"

Li Tiezhu looked at Li Hao: "Then I went down?"

Li Hao decisively helped him down, with a respectful attitude, of course he pretended to be deliberately, this one was terrible.

Li Tiezhu finally retired. Although it took up much more time than other players, it also brought joy to the audience and pain to the great teacher.

"God! It scared me to death. I almost thought I was going to die on the spot."

The big teacher jumped off the chair, collapsed back into the chair, and said quite a bit aftermath.

Yi Xiaomao said coldly: "You are the bravest person I have ever seen. You dare to harden Brother Gangzhu and leave the whole body. You are already very strong."

Teacher : "I... didn't I underestimate his lethality? It seems that what is said on the Internet is true~www.wuxiamtl.com~ I don't dare anymore."

Barrage:

"The ending is too comfortable!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Tie Zhu never disappoints, happy!"

"Tie Zhu crosses the crowd to ward off evil!"

"The serious brother kills and kills, so happy."

"It's a pity, it's a pity that the guessing team didn't speak one by one. It would be nice if everyone looked like a big teacher."

"There are still more people in this world..."

" "Kung Fu" and "People on the Road" are the key points, right? Don't you talk about movies?"

"What's there to say about the movie? It's over after watching it."

"The "Soldier Assault" fan said that the movie Li Tiezhu participated in is a must-see."