Earthy Superstar

Chapter 669: : The Pen of God

Chapter 663

Seeing his father laughed, Guo Dalin dared to laugh and said, “Is the thing that Assistant Yue said on the phone is true?”

Guo Gangde coldly snorted: "Can you fake it? What can't those **** do? Fortunately, Sun Chao has no big problems."

"It’s not as simple as food poisoning, right?"

"certainly!"

"Do they dare to poison the Spring Festival Gala? Are they crazy?"

"I don’t know, I always think this is weird. I also think that they dare not, but something happened. They cursed at the stage, and they couldn’t tell the truth..."

……

At the scene of the show, on a table in the corner of the first row, several cross talk artists are sitting together, their faces are very ugly.

"Sun Chao really went to the hospital?"

"Can there be fakes? Otherwise, what kind of Li Tiezhu can be called on top?"

"Huh! It's such a thing for a dignified spring evening."

"I heard that Sun Chao was poisoned, you guys..."

Just now, XXX who went to the backstage to curse, said: "This has nothing to do with me! I have to dare! And who knows if it is real food poisoning? What if it is scared to pee? It's all passed."

"Anyway, those two on the stage are making a joke this time, what kind of occasion is this? In a yellow voice!"

"Insult art!"

"The embarrassing thing, it's better to let us put it on top."

"Look, just this broken show, hum..."

"A rabbit's tail can't grow."

"Peach of Tao Nima! Brain damage..."

"I will report them tomorrow, hehe!"

There is an old man in the cross talk world who can't stand it anymore, and said: "Back then, you started with the new school of cross talk. Have we old bones said anything about you?"

The group of people stopped talking, but they all looked sarcasm and showed no respect.

……

the other side.

Han Hong muttered: "This broken boy, what are you talking about? Can this be broadcast? Isn't it spoiling the child?"

The head of the headquarter said with a smile: "Hahaha... the children don’t understand. If they understand, they’re not children. Where else should they be damaged? Of course, we’ll also talk about this in private."

"But this scale is too big."

"It's a good time to play temporarily. It's pretty interesting."

"Hey."

"Let’s see how they will compose it next. This topic is not easy to do."

……

On the stage, Yue Yupeng’s palms were sweaty. This scale made him very nervous. The self who had just released flew back and quickly ended the topic about Tao, forcing Li Tiezhu to change.

Li Tiezhu never noticed that he was playing with fire, and said: "It does not matter if you don't talk about peaches, I will give you a fun one."

Yue Yupeng was afraid of being the emperor again, and said: "Don't be fun, haha...I'm afraid."

Audience: "Call~"

Although some people ridicule Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng's passage, the audience is very honest, because it is really funny enough and the brain circuit is so strange. The whole cross talk began less than two minutes, and the audience's laughter and applause almost never stopped.

Yue Yupeng groaned: "Go! Don't make a fool of yourself, there are all police officers outside."

Really persuaded.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Tiezhu thought for a while and said, "Don’t be fun? Then I will give you the whole sadness! The magical Chinese is so magical, believe it or not?"

Yue Yupeng: "If you can cry for me a word, I will kneel for you on the spot."

Li Tiezhu said: "You said it!"

Yue Yupeng rolled up his sleeves: "Come on!"

Li Tiezhu opened his mouth and said nothing.

Yue Yupeng: "Say it!"

Li Tiezhu took out a small pack of tissues from Zhongshan’s pocket, and handed it to Yue Yupeng: “I’ll prepare it for you first, so that I can wipe away tears.”

He still wore that custom-made fashionable Chinese tunic suit, which he liked very much, very fashionable and tough. Since he was on stage suddenly, he had no time or opportunity to change his lab coat, so he just came up.

However, fortunately, Zhongshan's outfitting of a coat is not abrupt. Some so-called new-style cross talk actors also wear suits and ties to talk about cross talk.

Yue Yupeng sneered: "Impossible! My heart is very strong. You say."

"Then I can talk!"

"Say!"

"Two words."

"Two words, that's okay!"

"listen!"

"Say it!"

"Wait for you to cry!"

"You said it! You said it (broken sound)!"

There was a roar of laughter in the audience, and Yue Yupeng was anxious.

Li Tiezhu was so busy, with his hands behind his back, he slowly uttered two words:

"Associate!"

Suddenly, the audience was silent.

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng with a smile but a smile. The latter was already sluggish, his mouth slightly opened, motionless, and frightened stupidly.

Can this also be said?

Spring Festival Gala!

National broadcast!

However, his eye circles are still a little red.

The past events are vivid, and being blocked in the background is considered light. Some old gentlemen directly scolded his parents for not being educated, saying that he was uneducated and not worthy of cross talk, etc.

But, only he knows the bitterness of the journey.

He has never been a strong and brave person.

Within two or three seconds, tears began to swirl in Yue Yupeng's eyes.

But, wouldn’t it be more offensive in this way? What's the matter? Moreover, it seems to be causing trouble for the master again, and it is not easy for him.

The audience was stunned for a long time before a few people applauded and applauded, but most of the audience were still dumbfounded.

And the old artists who were in suits and leather shoes sitting in the audience had all blushed, their ears and veins exploded. If it weren’t for the Spring Festival Gala, they might have just rushed to the stage.

Han Hong was even more nervous, and the head of the general regiment rarely did not find a step for Li Tiezhu.

……

Jinmen.

Guo Dalin shuddered: "I'm dripping shit! Is the pillar crazy? Is it crazy?"

Guo Gangde wiped his face with a serious expression.

Aunt Wang said: "We shouldn't let them go on stage."

Guo Gangde: "We have to take care of this! We have to support the iron pillars even if we fight our lives. People are giving us a head start. This is a fierce child, better than Yue Yupeng."

……

Backstage of the Spring Festival Gala, there is also a big screen where you can watch the live broadcast.

The actors who were amused just now were all dumb and looked weird. They had just witnessed Li Tiezhu mocking the gangster in the background. They didn't expect him to scold him on stage.

This is a big deal!

Maybe the directors of the Spring Festival Gala have to rectify the lawless Li Tiezhu, his influence is too bad.

Lengba was even more worried, biting her lower lip and stomping straight.

The director group not far away is weirdly quiet.

Director Liu suddenly smiled strangely: "Ha! Brother Pao!"

……

In the time when everyone hadn’t reacted, Li Tiezhu didn’t speak, took out a tissue and handed it to Yue Yupeng’s hand, and then said, “Cry if you want to cry!”

Yue Yupeng panicked: "I...no! Don't talk nonsense, what am I crying... I, I, I respect them, they, they are very good..."

Li Tiezhu: "I know! They are very important to you."

Yue Yupeng tears: "Of course, they gave me the motivation to whip and move forward..."

Li Tiezhu smiled and said: "Without association, there would be no you now!"

Yue Yupeng: "Yes! They, they are..."

Li Tiezhu said: "They are broken shoes."

Yue Yupeng was completely stupid: "Huh? Huh?"

Li Tiezhu: "Did you throw it now?"

Yue Yupeng: "Did you throw it away?"

Li Tiezhu: "Like shoes! It's your pair of suspicious shoes with extraordinary significance."

Yue Yupeng's expression suddenly lost control, crying and laughing: "Huh? Ha ha ha... Uh! Are you talking about those shoes? Do they look like? Shoes like shoes? Like shoes? So like shoes? Oh, mine. Damn!"

I am so surprised!

He finally cried, wiped his tears with a tissue, fucking! It's the same as the one who died once.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Awesome!"

"Call..."

"Li Tiezhu, come on!"

"This homophonic terrier is awesome!"

"Broken shoes..."

The audience suddenly burst into laughter, and some people yelled in chaos.

Associate people are so angry that their nostrils are about to explode, and their teeth are creaking.

This is so deceptive, all fools know that Li Tiezhu is naming and scolding the surname. The last sharp turn made the audience laugh, not because of the homophony. It’s because, I scolded you, scolded you in front of the people of the whole country, but you didn’t take me wrong, I was talking about shoes, slightly...

It’s like, slap you directly, and say that there is a mosquito, and there is indeed a dead mosquito in your hands. What can you do?

The big leader laughed out of breath, and pointed to the stage and said: "Hahaha...this little guy, oh, I like it so much...hahaha...stomach hurts..."

Han Hong laughed himself, unable to answer the conversation.

At the backstage of the show, the laughter was also loud, and then, almost all the actors shouted collectively, which was awesome.

Director Liu clapped his legs and laughed: "Haha! Have you seen it? This is the blood and humor of our Daxichuan!"

……

Jinmen.

Guo Gangde clutched his stomach and kicked his legs on the sofa with a smile: "Fuck, hahaha... a magical pen..."

Guo Darin also smiled miserably: "It’s a loss, dad, you’re a loss, hahaha..."

Venting is a great way to decompress. After all, Guo Gangde was scared just now.

After smiling, Guo Gangde sat up with difficulty: "I'm losing a lot! Ha! Learn more, I can't catch up with this kid's current connection and brain circuit..."

……

Yue Yupeng was still crying, and after wiping his tears, he sobbed a little: "I kept the suspected shoes. It turned out to be such a shoe, which surprised me."

Li Tiezhu: "Then what kind of association do you think it is?"

"Call~"

"Hahaha……"

Yue Yupeng couldn't laugh or cry: "I...I thought it was, yes, it was... the Chess Association. My father likes to play chess."

Li Tiezhu: "I also like to play chess~www.wuxiamtl.com~Yue Yupeng: "You take advantage of me. I said my father likes to play chess. "

Li Tiezhu asked: "Do you like chess?"

Audience: "Like it!"

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: "Your father has enough."

Yue Yupeng: "Go away!"

"Cry? Have you taken it?"

"Impressed!"

"This is the magic of Chinese, the magic of Chinese. Audience friends, is it magic?"