Earthy Superstar

  Chapter 664 Year (monthly ticket plus 1515)

  In fact, the paragraph Li Tiezhu said has already crossed the line. The humiliation of association over and under is self-evident, and the turn that follows is nothing more than a cover-up. But, so what? Audiences love it!

  The audience applauded, the audience cheered, and the audience enjoyed it.

After all, for audiences who like cross talk, Yue Yupeng and Yundeshe give them happiness, but some people degrade the audience’s preferences as vulgar and ignorant. Yundeshe can bear it, Yue Yupeng can bear it, and the audience can’t bear it. The audience are sentimental creatures... I will bear your mother!

  So when the audience heard this passage, they laughed so presumptuously that they didn't complain about Yue Yupeng's false kneeling.

  It is impossible for Li Tiezhu to let Yue Yupeng really kneel for him. He looked at the staff of the director group under the stage, and the time was five minutes. Their program was originally planned to be six minutes.

  The last minute is left.

  Persistence is victory.

  But...what are you talking about? The first two stalks were all made by Li Tiezhu slapped his head, and now his head is out of stock, looking at Yue Yupeng.

  Yue Yupeng didn’t understand Li Tiezhu’s spirit, and said: “I admit it! We have a profound and profound Chinese language, and it’s amazing! What else is magical about you? Let me see and see?”

  Li Tiezhu wanted to say that there was no more, but he couldn’t. He could only postpone the time and said:

   "Chinese is so magical, I want me to say that I can speak until dawn tomorrow."

  Yue Yupeng: "Is it so magical?"

  Li Tiezhu’s internal injury, do you know anything else? Where are the stalks you prepared? Take two out and top it.

  Yue Yupeng felt that his words were too weak, and he didn't deserve to be released at all, so he kept hiding. This term was written by the old-school comic dialogue screenwriter invited by CCTV. It is sound-sounding and boring, and the standard is really low enough.

  What kind of tap water in the East China Sea comes from Haidong? Old scum!

  Yue Yupeng disliked it, but in order to go to the Spring Festival Gala, he kept pinching his nose and memorizing the manuscript. In his style, it is impossible to say such a serious and boring cross talk. Now, with Li Tiezhu at the helm, he is naturally happy, hey, you can figure it out.

  Li Tiezhu said: "It's fine if you believe it, then our program is almost done."

  No words.

  Yue Yupeng is anxious, the time has not come yet, how can there be such a short cross talk? I have been very long, very long!

   "I believe it or not, you have to make everyone believe it! Don't you?"

  Audience: "Yes—"

  Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng with a pity, are you crazy? Isn't it good to step down like this decently?

  Yue Yupeng blinked his eyes, go on, brother knows you are the best at forcing.

  Li Tiezhu’s speechless tears a thousand lines, no tacit understanding, really no tacit understanding!

  There is no way, to stand up with such a partner can only continue to support, if Qin Tao, can definitely understand the helplessness in Li Tiezhu's eyes.

  It's so difficult to drag the water word count for a long time!

  I don’t know how those sand sculpture novel authors did it.

  Li Tiezhu said: "There is another aspect of the magic of Chinese, that is, streamlining."

  Yue Yupeng looked left and right: "Really? Why didn't I notice?"

  Li Tiezhu: "That's because there are a bunch of talkers around you, and your mouth can't be idle."

  Yue Yupeng said: "Then explain to me how to simplify Chinese."

  Li Tiezhu said: "You just say a word, my translation will always be more concise than yours. If you don't believe me, try it."

  Yue Yupeng also awoke a little bit from the panic just now, the familiar typhoon returned, covering his mouth, showing a trivial expression: "Really? It's amazing!"

  Li Tiezhu: "Cheap!"

  Yue Yupeng: "Huh?"

  Li Tiezhu spread his hands: "Translate! You have just six words, I translated one word. Really, amazing, cheap! Is it accurate? Everyone?"

"precise!"

  The audience shouted in unison, it was too precise.

  Yue Yupeng: "Ah, this is the beginning."

  Li Tiezhu: "Yes."

Yue Yupeng's eyes rolled, and he was no longer nervous, and his wretched IQ occupied the high ground again: "I think about it, I will give you a cruel one. Um... Yu Qian is hot! Haha! Yu Qian is hot! Four words , I see how you streamline it."

   "Call~"

  The audience booed, this is a routine operation. Who made Uncle Yu go to the Spring Festival Gala indirectly? I have to scream, or I'm sorry for the donkey.

  Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng.

  Yue Yupeng: "Don't look at me, tell me! Keep it simple! Hey!"

  Li Tiezhu: "The villain has the will."

"Leave me alone."

   "Look at me."

"Say."

   "Three characters, four characters are condensed into three characters, which is not very face-conscious, but it fits well."

   "Tell me, which three words?"

  The audience under the stage was also very curious. Everyone could see it. It was really said on the spot, there was no word. Although there is no obvious omission, a little anxiety can still be seen from the expressions of the two.

  Li Tiezhu cleared his throat, and said, "Yu Qian burns his head---Shi Niangle!"

  Yue Yupeng was at a loss: "How come you are happy? What do you mean?"

  A few male audience members under the stage understood: "Yue..."

  The stalk of hair is well known to all people.

Yue Yupeng couldn't help it anymore. He wanted to hold back his untimely smile, but he couldn't help it. The smile was weird: "Puff haha...what do you mean? You...you are bored! You are vulgar! What kind of teacher? It has something to do with you. ?"

   Li Tiezhu said: "Why is it vulgar? Shi Niang, Tao Zi is my brother, and Qin Tao's Niu is mine. Shi Niang Le, what's wrong?"

  Yue Yupeng: "No, you are disrespectful and misunderstood."

  Li Tiezhu: "Why did you misunderstand? Teacher Yu is young and handsome after burning her head, and the teacher is happy, isn't it reasonable?"

  Yue Yupeng: "Ah, such a joy?"

  Li Tiezhu directly switched the microphone, facing the audience off the field, the audience also tried hard: "What do you think? Hahaha..."

  Yue Yupeng covered his face: "I thought...I thought the teacher was going to burn her head too."

   "Call..."

"How about it?"

   "This doesn't count, come again, I said...Sun Chao has a stomachache."

"I come."

   "Hey! Listen to the next question, um... Monkey King's seventy-two changes."

"hair!"

   "Huh? Hahahaha...this is appropriate, this is appropriate, it is all vellus...please listen to the question...Guo Gangde."

"Peach!"

   "Zhao Mushan."

   "Turn!"

  "Hahahaha...hhhhhhhhhhh! Chinese is really amazing, um, I'm dead when I go back, listen to the question again, the chess association."

   "Associate."

   "Suspected broken shoes."

   "Associate."

   "Uh haha! I wish myself a long life than Nanshan, alas, listen to the question again, Yue Yupeng."

"Egg!"

   "Hahahaha...I'm crazy, Spring Festival Gala."

  Li Tiezhu stared at Yue Yupeng.

  You let me streamline the two words? This seems to be a cross talk. It’s not that you have to lie down in the Boxing Championship, right?

  Yue Yupeng: "Say it, aren't you good? Say it."

  Li Tiezhu said: "I'm afraid I said, we two won't get the performance fee for tonight."

  Yue Yupeng: "It doesn't matter, as long as you can go out alive."

  Li Tiezhu: "I can't guarantee."

"Hahaha……"

   "Call~"

  The audience and the big guys in the audience laughed together. Comedy is about offense.

  Li Tiezhu asked Reheman, who was about to shrink under the table with a smile: "Uncle Reheman, can I talk about it?"

  Reheman: "It's okay, just say it! It's all Cheng Dalong outside."

  This is the first time there is a cross talk on-site interaction. The key is that Heheman answered without thinking about it, and the lines are sharp, and they are leathery enough.

  The audience laughed again.

  Yue Yupeng pretended to be nervous: "Stop your hands, A Zhu, there are all Cheng Dalong outside."

  Li Tiezhu: "It's my master, what am I afraid of? At most I can buy them some plums, listen well, the words Spring Festival Gala, my simplification is..."

  Yue Yupeng listened attentively.

  Li Tiezhu: "Breathe!"

  Yue Yupeng was taken aback: "What? What is it?"

  The audience is also daunting.

  Li Tiezhu contemptuously said: "Have you heard of the Spring Festival Gala?"

  Yue Yupeng shook his head, shaking his fat, "No."

  Li Tiezhu: "I don’t know the Chinese Pinyin? Eat Wenchun, Wuxiawan, eat Wenwu I breathe. Understand?"

"Hahaha……"

   "Call~"

  "Refund! Nima refunds!"

  The audience laughed stupidly, is this okay?

  Yue Yupeng: "This won't work! This won't work! I must say another one."

  Li Tiezhu pretended to be embarrassed: "If you want to talk about the Spring Festival Gala, then I will, the Spring Festival Gala...itself is simple enough."

  Yue Yupeng laughed: "Nonsense, isn't the Spring Festival Gala short for the Spring Festival Gala? Can I let you take advantage of it? It must only be a single word, say! Hahaha!"

  Li Tiezhu: "If I can answer, how should I say?"

  Yue Yupeng raised his hands up and greeted the audience: "How about we call him a cross talk Teddy?"

  Audience: "Good!"

  Li Tiezhu: "Then I won't answer."

  Yue Yupeng: "Crosstalk master, master, okay?"

  Li Tiezhu: "This is almost the same, listen up, one word..."

  Yue Yupeng: "Yeah."

  Li Tiezhu stretched out his thumb: "Spring Festival Gala... New Year!"

  Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu, and then at the audience in the audience.

  The audience was stunned for a second, and immediately applauded and cheered. The answer is—to the extreme!

  To equate the Spring Festival Gala with the Chinese New Year, this is a licking skill that is very familiar.

  Who said Li Tiezhu was stupid? The fool was myself.

  Yue Yupeng: "Hey! Okay! Do you think he is right?"

"right!"

  Yue Yupeng said: "Then our Chinese is really amazing, we lost, let's call him together..."

   "Crosstalk Teddy!"

  Li Tiezhu: "Short! Hey? Wrong..."

  Yue Yupeng: "It's still streamlining~www.wuxiamtl.com~ It's really streamlined, short, hahaha..."

   Then, Yue Yupeng stood up and took Li Tiezhu to bow.

  Li Tiezhu: "No, I think I can rescue it again."

  Yue Yupeng: "It's hopeless, just give up."

  Then, the two bowed together and walked off the stage amidst the unrestrained applause and cheers of the audience.

  This impromptu cross talk, I can only say...very good.

  Compared to the cross talk with a lot of well-written words, it is much more fun, not to say that it is humorous, but the point is to dare to offend, say what you should say, and say what you shouldn’t say, that’s great.

  Host Reheman and Liu Xiaoshi stood on stage.

  Liu Xiaoshi: "Thank you Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu for bringing you the cross talk "Magic Chinese". The open cross talk is amazing."

  Reheman: "Yes, the audience in front of the TV probably didn't know that this cross talk... is an impromptu performance with no script and no rehearsal. This is the first time on the Spring Festival Gala! They did a great job!"

  (End of this chapter)