Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Wu Shaobai stretched out his hands and put on a figure that looked very dignified:

　　"Xen has something to plan for? If you have something to do, the villager will talk. If you have something to do, my harem still stretches out the braised noodles, and asks for something when you don't eat noodles."

　　Henan dialect was spoken in an instant.

　　But this time there was little laughter.

　　why?

　　This kind of burden of dialects can be found in all kinds of traditional cross talk alone. No matter which dialect it is, it is really nothing to Tianjin people.

　　Get used to it.

　　But Wu Shaobai had already anticipated this situation, so he did not struggle, but continued:

　　"This is the official dialect of the Shang and Zhou dynasties. Then what is behind it? Qin and Han. Where is Qin and Han? In Shaanxi. To be honest, I think the dialect of Shaanxi is very interesting. It's not that the ancient dialect is interesting here, but It's its situational tone, which is especially funny at certain times. Like... drinking."

　　Facing the microphone, he continued to speak unhurriedly;

　　"Drinking, different occasions pay attention to different atmospheres, and in different atmospheres and different languages, the wine you want is also different. You may not have these studies, but I am different. Don't look at me as a minor... but I go to nightclubs a lot... don't I?"

　　He said half of the words, and then gave a very vague "Yes", which made everyone instinctively show a meaningful smile that we understand.

　　And he looked at the reaction of the audience and said with a smile:

　　"Look, as soon as I talk about nightclubs and bars, there are a few big brothers who will not be sleepy in an instant..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Amid the laughter of the audience, Wu Shaobai continued;

　　"Okay, I don't think the bag I was carrying just now was ringing. I guess today's audience doesn't like braised noodles, so let's talk about things in bars and nightclubs. For example, what will we say when we go to the bar?" ...WINTER, give me a glass of MOJITO. The second one in the shop listens to..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Hearing that Wu Shaobai compared the bartender to the second shopkeeper, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

　　"Yo, guest officer, connoisseur. Mojito is a difficult wine to mix, you listen carefully, this mojito, but the mint in March, hehehehe~ I put it into a medicine pestle to make an ointment~ ~…”

　　All of a sudden, without warning, he came to a two-person singing voice.

　　When everyone thought it was absurd, they suddenly saw Wu Shaobai all over his body, as if he had changed into a person in an instant, waving his sleeves to the air next to him:

　　"Go, go, play and play! I want a cocktail, what kind of two-person do you sing!?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The audience laughed again.

　　Wu Shaobai, who looked equally speechless, waved his hand:

　　"That doesn't make sense. Right? You order a mojito in that luxury bar, the shop assistant... If the bartender pours you a drink, if you sing two people, you'll have to get two front teeth knocked out. So it's definitely not suitable. Right?"

　　The audience under the stage raised their spirits, and their eyes were full of smiles when they listened to his stand-up.

　　Even the pickiest old gentleman slaps his mouth.

　　not to mention...

　　This kid's tone is quite high.

　　Although the lyrics of those two lines are different, but the little taste is really enough.

　　This kid has patience.

　　……

　　On the stage, Wu Shaobai continued to live and said into the microphone;

　　"So, in the field of dialects, where you go and what you say are all very important. For example, if you lift me up, if you run into me on the street one day, call me... yo? Not the apprentice of the donkey whip..."

　　"Hahahahaha~~~"

　　Wu Shaobai turned the old stalk out again, and suddenly made a group of people laugh.

　　He also seemed a little embarrassed on the stage, and quickly waved his sleeves:

　　"Isn't this Yu Xuan's apprentice Wu Shaobai?"

　　After speaking, he leaned over again and faced the microphone in another direction:

　　"Hey, it's me."

　　"Oh, I know you, kindergarten! Your master's name sounds aphrodisiac!!"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　The audience under the stage leaned back and forth with laughter.

　　And Wu Shaobai turned sideways with a humble face:

　　"You passed the prize. Are you alright?"

　　After speaking, he turned his body again, and it looked like the conversation between the two of them:

　　"Oh, I like you so much. Come, come, come, I'll invite you to the bar for a drink."

　　"I'm underage..."

　　"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's the same as watching a movie that two or three people have finished."

　　A movie made by two or three people...

　　The audience was stunned for a second, and then burst into laughter once again.

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Hey~~"

　　"Alas!!!!"

　　"Quack quack quack quack..."

　　Applause, whistles, booing, and laughter came together.

　　It's hard to imagine that ten minutes ago, the place was full of people still doing their own thing, and even Wu Shaobai just gave a polite applause when he came on stage.

　　But now...

　　The garden of a thousand people is full.

　　The laughter penetrated the sky, and both young and old were laughing forwards and backwards at this moment.

　　The atmosphere is like heaven and earth!

　　Backstage, Guo Degang murmured:

　　"This child...the tone...the tune...the kung fu..."

　　"It's so good."

　　Yu Xuan stared at Wu Shaobai's silhouette in a daze, and instinctively answered.

　　(Come to the fifth watch first, everyone will have a taste. Criticize and advise a lot. In addition, ask for a wave of flower evaluation tickets, if you have a reward, don’t be stingy, give it the best~).

Chapter 6

　　The audience applauded, applauded, and applauded.

　　Wu Shaobai, who was on the stage, put his hands around his cuffs in an orderly manner, stood on the stage without saying a word, and quietly waited for the applause for himself to stop gradually.

　　During this period, he always stood upright, with gentle eyes.

　　Some of the older people in the front row couldn't help but applaud and said something to their lover or friend next to them:

　　"This kid is really handsome."

　　"That's right, I'm still young, and I'm sure I can't go wrong when I grow up."

　　……

　　The applause was about to end, and Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Look, this guy said he was complimenting me, but he even praised my master. How can you be a man~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

　　And the donkey in the backstage... Yu Xuan couldn't help shaking his head:

　　"This stinky boy..."

　　"Senior brother, he's doing a really good job. This can be regarded as catching a homophone and making up flowers."

　　Guo Degang couldn't help but say.

　　As he said that, he looked at his watch, and his eyes fell on Wang Haina:

　　"Hai, it's been half an hour since 6 o'clock. You are asking!"

　　"Row!"

　　Wang Hai glanced at Wu Shaobai on the stage and nodded:

　　"I'll go straight to the door to greet you."

　　And when Guo Degang put his eyes back on the stage again, he heard Wu Shaobai say over there:

　　"Oh, Mr. Wu, I always listen to the cross talk between you and your master."

　　"I thank you for coming."

　　"Where, what is Mr. Wu doing?"

　　"I just skipped class..."

　　"Go, go, play and play!"

　　In the roar of laughter on the scene, Wu Shaobai played two roles by himself, and both came out as a burden.

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　The field was full of laughter again.