Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Hey, big brother. I'm sorry, I didn't disturb you, did you? It's okay, you continue to call, but keep your voice down. Don't be woken up by the uncle who is sleeping with his head down behind you."

　　As soon as these words came out, the person next to the middle-aged man immediately looked over.

　　No matter what performance you listen to in the theater, you must not make loud noises, and the vibration of your mobile phone is already the most basic etiquette.

　　When the people around him looked at him, the big brother was not too embarrassed, and quickly said:

　　"Hang up first."

　　And the old man who bowed his head also raised his head.

　　And Wu Shaobai used a very humorous way to get a person who "sleeps" and a phone caller, so that the attention of other people became concentrated.

　　Looking at the half-year-old child on the stage, a trace of curiosity gradually rose in his eyes.

　　For a while, the noisy theater was quiet a lot.

　　At the backstage entrance, Guo Degang glanced at Yu Xuan... but saw that Yu Xuan had no expression at all, just stared at the silhouette of his apprentice, not knowing what he was thinking.

　　……

　　in front of the microphone.

　　Wu Shaobai didn't continue to hold on to the eldest brother so as not to make people unhappy. Instead, he put his hands together and hid in his sleeves in a very relaxed manner, and smiled to the audience under the stage:

　　"Actually, the opening of the cross talk is the most difficult. Why? Because the audience has just come in, and the mood is scattered and unfocused. The bigger the garden, the more so. Plus I'm not famous, you are here today to listen to Guo Degang and Yu Xuan. The teacher's cross talk came, so I'm a big kid. If you can look at me here, you're already holding me. I'm here to give you a fist, thank you old and young for holding me... Let's talk about it first Ah, hold back, I'm not interested in this opening, but don't snore when you sleep. I'm afraid that the guy next to you, Xue Qing, will wake you up."

　　"Haha~"

　　There were a few chuckles from the audience.

　　Wu Shaobai kept his fist clasped and bowed to the audience in front of him.

　　Many in the audience nodded their heads.

　　Okay.

　　This kid is okay.

　　Just looking at the few words he was holding, and the expression that didn't show the slightest nervousness...

　　This opening should be able to make do with listening. .

Chapter 4

　　After clasping his fists, Wu Shaobai approached the microphone:

　　"Crosstalk, it was the first thing to do, and it was the way to perform in Tianjin Sanshou, Yanjing Tianqiao and other places. Of course, there were also performances in teahouses. Teahouses are a very popular among our generation in Beijing and Tianjin. This is a kind of culture, you can see the three religions and nine streams here, but everyone enters the teahouse not all to listen to cross talk.

　　To put it bluntly, it is to socialize.

　　The old man from the east family and the old man from the west family gathered together in front of the table, the parents were short, they changed the cup, squeezed a few peanuts, brought a bowl of jasmine tea, chatted about family trivialities first, and made fun of the birds.When the conversation was almost over, the bird's voice became hoarse, and there was nothing to talk about, so he focused on the cross talk on the stage, listened to a few paragraphs, and laughed.

　　It's such a rule.

　　Therefore, although the opening is not difficult, it is not easy.My task is to let you handle all the things in your hands during this time, such as getting a ticket to enter the venue, apologizing to the person who stepped on someone's foot when looking for a seat, and expelling a few people who are staring at others. The hooligans seen by mothers who come to listen to cross talk with milk..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　With these few examples and the intimacy of describing it as a teahouse, Wu Shaobai's laughter was much stronger than before when his burden shook.

　　Amidst the laughter, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"My task is to wait for you to finish these trivial tasks, and then wait for the following actors to bring you these hours of joy. However, before that, according to the rules, I still have to introduce myself."

　　Saying that, Wu Shaobai suddenly clasped his fists again:

　　"Student Wu Shaobai, who is under the tutelage of Yu Xuan, is a kindergarten in the cross talk world. Greetings to all of you. All three old and four young masters in Tianjin, kindergarten Wu Shaobai, greetings to you!"

　　"it is good!"

　　The eldest brother who called just now also seemed to be a regular customer (a person who often listens to cross talk), and he was not ambiguous in his coaxing.

　　Then, the scene was quiet, and then the polite applause that represented Tianjin people listening to cross talk culture began to sound.

　　This is the warmest applause from the opening to the present.

　　Backstage, Guo Degang breathed a sigh of relief:

　　"Huh...Brother, this is the beginning, and it seems to work now. This child is not nervous and can finish the work smoothly. There should be no problem."

　　Yu Xuan nodded:

　　"Ah."

　　……

　　"Actually, after I introduce myself, all of you will have a doubt. Tianjin is a cross talk nest, and you have no one thousand or eight hundred experts in your ears. After listening to so many people's introductions, what kind of cross talk people are they in? Junior, elementary school students in the cross talk world, how come this is a kindergarten?"

　　In fact, this is where stand-up comedy is difficult.

　　Generally speaking, if you hear Wu Shaobai's words in a cross talk, the person next to you will have at least one sentence:

　　"Oh?"

　　or:

　　"Why? Can you tell me?"

　　Given these steps, go down with a joke.

　　But Wu Shaobai is on his own, so he can only do it by himself:

　　"Actually, the reason is simple. My master is a donkey whip..."

　　"...????"

　　Everyone in the field was stunned...

　　Wu Shaobai was also stunned, and then instinctively covered his mouth.

　　"...hahahahaha..."

　　It was only then that everyone reacted...Yu Xuan...donkey whip...good guy, the burden of homonyms.

　　"Don't, don't, don't laugh, I beg you all. If my master hears this, I'll be finished."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Full of laughter off the field.

　　Yu Xun in the background nodded:

　　"The bag is ringing."

　　"It sounds good!"

　　Guo Degang also said the same.

　　Then their shoulders slumped.

　　Finally not so nervous anymore.

　　On the stage.

　　Wu Shaobai suddenly opened his mouth:

　　"Cough, ah, oh, come on, Wu Shaobai, your master is behind his ears, you may not be able to hear..."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Quack quack quack quack..."

　　Accompanied by laughter, there was another round of applause.

　　All of a sudden the scene heated up.

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, then his voice was full of helplessness:

　　"Okay, as soon as I look at you all...I'll know. When my master comes up in a while, I'm afraid it's a donkey...Ahem, let's talk about it first, I have the final right to interpret this issue, and then my master will When he was trying to chug me with an electric baton, I wouldn't admit that I said the word donkey whip!"

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　"Donkey whip!"

　　Someone in the audience shouted.

　　Wu Shaobai pointed:

　　"Look! It's not me that he said."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　The people in the audience laughed, and Wu Shaobai shook his drooping sleeves, meaning brother, please stop shouting.

　　An extremely brilliant present hang (played on the spot) came out.

　　Then continue to bring the audience to life:

　　"My master...Yu Xuan! Mmmm! Yu Xuan!!"

　　Seeing his appearance of forcibly holding back his mouth, the audience couldn't help but smile.

　　"When my master and my uncle Guo De first came to power, they must have said: Hello everyone, we are primary school students in the cross talk world... You think, one is my master and the other is my uncle. According to my seniority, I am a junior. Therefore, the two A middle-aged man in his [-]s and [-]s is not ashamed to say that he is a primary school student. What can I do? Wu Shaobai!"

　　"Hahaha~ Good! Good!"

　　There was applause from the audience.

　　And with this laughter, Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Today, I just want to talk to you about dialects from the perspective of a kindergartener. The dialects from all over the country, our Tianjin dialects, all of you support, listen to my ramble, don't coax me to step down, I thank you you."

　　This is...

　　come alive. .

Chapter 5

　　"Speaking of dialects, the Celestial Dynasty is so big, there are many dialects. According to history, the earliest Mandarin in the Celestial Dynasty should be Henan dialect. Why? Because the place where the Shang and Zhou capitals were built was in Shangqiu, Henan. At that time The emperor goes to court, and the civil and military officials stand on both sides..."