Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

Lu Kai woke up and found it was morning

looking at binoculars in hand

The lights were off, and it appeared to be out of power.

Take out the broken moon crystal, put it in, and the power is 100%.

Turn on the light and look at the price of this telescope

Telescope, excellent, sacrifice can get 2000 points

Do you want to sacrifice it?

If you wait until the next March night, you can sacrifice 6000 points.

And the night of March is not fixed. After the night of March, there is a red moon, which has about 7 days, then a blue moon, which has 7 days, and then a silver moon, which is also 7 days.

But sometimes there are February nights, with red and blue, red silver, and blue and silver

March guards the city, a bastion of the dark earth.

March nights are when the dark tides are at their strongest.

On the night of March, all must give their strength against the tide of darkness.

And the god of the three moons will not treat his own people unfairly at this time, so the first sacrifice on the night of March is a triple reward.

Emmmm, I have a vague feeling that this March God's approach is not right, but I can't tell what is wrong.

Forget it, don't sell it, wait until March night, and then wait.

Lu Kai put away the telescope and gloves, and the remaining four moon crystals.

Suddenly, my stomach growled with hunger, and I went out to buy something to eat.

Open the door of the room, and there are shelves in front of them. The items on the shelves have been sold, and only some scraps of copper and iron are left.

Close the door of the store and go out into the street.

The sky was overcast and gray, with no sunlight, very stuffy, like a precursor to a heavy rain, but it won't rain here. Those in the sky are not clouds, but darkness. When the sun goes down, these things run out and become dark tides.

You can't stare at these clouds. If you look at them for a long time, you will be dizzy, your mind will be eroded, and then you will die in place.

It's just dawn now, there are not many people on the street, and the whole street is empty.

At this time, although the dark tide has faded, there are still some residues. If you go out and run around, you will die in the spot if you are not careful. At this time, the alleys cannot be walked, and those things that make people die in situ are hidden in the alleys.

There are people pushing carts selling breakfast on the street. I drove over and took a look. It was scones and gooey. Gooey is in a pot, and when a customer comes, just dig a bowl and add a piece of scones.

The white stone used by the customer to pay the bill is the remnant of the fragmented moon crystal that has been depleted of energy. One fragmented white stone is worth 1 yuan, while the cracked white stone is 5 pieces, and the complete moon crystal is 10 pieces.

Seeing that others were enjoying their food, Lu Kai also prepared to go up and eat a portion.

Then I saw an eyeball popping out of the gooey pot.

Eyeballs have calves, jump out of the pot, and want to run away.

The stall owner is quick-witted, shovels out the eyeballs with a shovel, and then shovels them back into the gooey pot.

Lu Kai was stunned.

The stall owner asked for a bowl?

Lu Kai hurriedly shook his head and ran away.

What the hell is this.

Before taking two steps, several uniformed staff came out of an alley.

They dragged a corpse out of the alley. The corpse lacked the Tianling cover and was empty inside.

Then the mush-eating crowd rioted, shouting here! will run! I have long feet!

I saw a brain with six legs, like a frightened mouse scurrying around the feet of the crowd, causing the crowd to exclaim.

This brain left the crowd and wanted to run into the gutter, but suddenly a big foot fell from the sky, and the chicken was smashed.

This is a big man in uniform, 3 meters tall, his muscles are full and firm, and the uniform is about to burst.

The rest of the staff saluted the strong man, who was the captain.

They are scavengers who sweep the streets in Moon City in the morning. Every day, some unlucky ones turn into all kinds of messes. If no one cleans them up, the city will stink within two days.

The road goes back and forth,

Thinking about it, if I didn't make a successful sacrifice last night, then I would be the one who was trampled.

The more I think about it, the more afraid it becomes.

He went back to the store in shock, his stomach growling hungry.

Suddenly remembered the coin that could not be sacrificed.

I found a pot and poured 500ml of tap water.

then put the coin in

Watching the water squeak out of bubbles

Lu Kai dipped his finger, found an available driver, and started testing

【Reiki Bubble Water】, drink it in one breath, increase the recovery rate of spiritual energy, and the effect disappears after urination.

Eh? It's really a psychic item. How to boost is the drive?

What the hell is this prompt, hey, does it treat me like a computer?

The effect disappears after urination, so as long as you don't urinate, this buff will always exist, which is amazing.

No, no, holding back urine will lead to uremia and kidney stones. Hold for two days at most.

Lu Kai made up his mind and drank it in one breath!

hiccup~~~

I burped after drinking.

Oooh, psionic! Psionics are recovering fast!

Originally, after waking up, there was a dull pain in the head. This is the sequelae of the depletion of psychic energy. The symptoms lasted for several days to half a month. After drinking the psychic sparkling water, my head felt relieved immediately!

And the stomach is not hungry anymore, and now the mental state is good, and the physical state has become the best!

Wow, this seems to be a substitute for eating. As long as you don't urinate, you can continue to restore your psychic energy and replace your diet with psychic energy. This is not the so-called fasting, eating and drinking dew, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, not bad.

Lu Kai felt better.

According to the extraordinary items and contaminated items handled, the name can be obtained through identification, and the name can be divided into prefixes and suffixes.

For example, [Spiritual Vision Glasses], because the effect has Spirit Vision +1, it is identified as Spirit Vision Glasses.

and later synthesized

[Glasses of the Shadow of Spirit Vision], although there is no shadow skill, it increases the shadow limit

In the back and the power of darkness re-merged,

It has become the [Shadow Telescope of Spirit Vision], with vision, shadow and fusion

It's still unclear what's going on, but one thing is for sure.

I can make something like sparkling water again just by finding an item with a healing name, or an item with a healing field in its test results!

No need to eat gooey with eyes!

But where to find these items...

The items in the relic are all random, and only the name of the item is displayed, and there is no prefix, suffix and description. Now I have a telescope that can sell 2,000 points, and I can't try it many times.

Just when the road was in distress, customers came.

A man and a woman, the man is wearing a coat made of some kind of biological hide, with a large sword, the woman is wearing a hood, with a small staff

The man took out a large sack and threw it on the counter. Boss, are you accepting this?

Receipt? What do you get?

The man opened the sack and found bones, colorful turtle shells, claws, and 6 fruits with strange patterns

Oh, Lu Kai remembered, this store is a grocery store. In the memory of the original owner, the master craftsman used to collect these psionic materials, and then made items and sold them.

However, after the death of the master, the original owner inherited the shop. Because he couldn't make items, he could only sit and eat in the mountains, and finally took his life into it.

Lu Kai picked up the bones,

Found unrecognized hardware, start detection

[Skeletal creature tibia], extremely hard, the bone marrow contains a trace of necromantic energy

Huh? This stuff is interesting.

Lu Kai picked up the turtle shell,

[Dry and hot nails], the nails that peel off during the estrus period of a certain creature, the gorgeous colors contain pheromones

Pheromones....? Is this an aphrodisiac thing like tiger whip, bull whip and deer antler?

Lu Kai picked up the claws

[Middle limbs of insects], the vitality is being lost, and there is still a trace of activity

ha? Is this thing still alive? Is this earthworm or sea cucumber? Tear off one section to grow another?

Lukaina fruit detection

[The egg of the worm], it is recommended to eat it after cooking, the protein is 6 times that of beef!

....this thing is an egg! Oh Shet.

man: how? It's all fresh, do you accept it?

Lu Kai: How to sell this bone and fruit?

Man: If you collect all of them together, 5000 points, 1500 points for each bone, 200 points for each fruit

Lu Kai: ...... Lu Kai is speechless, this is too expensive, I can't afford it.

man: how? It's a man to take it in one breath! Give you 500 points.

Lu Kai took the fruit and asked the man: Do you know what this is?

Man: We picked this from a tree in the wild. It tastes good. It smells of chicken. I call it chicken-flavored fruit.

Lu Kai shook his head: This is not fruit.

man: what? What do you want to say?

Lu Kai: What I say next is worth 4000 points, do you want to listen?

The man darkened his face, picked up the sack and put the things in: just say if you don't want to take it! What the hell are you talking about?

Lu Kai: The big bones are undead bones, which can be made into extraordinary items. The limbs and claws are still alive. Feeding some flesh and blood can grow things. Grinding the turtle shell into powder and taking it on the bed has miraculous effects.

The man and the woman were about to leave when they stopped after hearing what Lu Kai said.

Man: What about this fruit?

Lu Kai smiled and said nothing

The man walks away: Hmph, pretending to be a ghost

Lu Kai: You will be back.

The two walked away for a while, and Lu Kai came back to his senses: the eggs are cooked and ready to eat, and I should have received two just now, but I miscalculated.

Now to solve the problem of eating, but how to do it.

Lu Kai suddenly remembered that there was some unsellable garbage in the store's warehouse.

So I went to the warehouse to remove the garbage.

moved a bag

Take it out and look at it one by one.

It's all stuff that's been drained of psychic energy.

A square box, opened and filled with a petal, when touched, it turned into ashes.

A bottle, sealed well, with 2 red eyeballs in it. When the lid was opened, the eyeballs faded directly and shrank into the appearance of dried jujubes. Not even a trace of spiritual energy could be detected.

The murloc's liver is worm-eaten with eye holes.

Meteorite iron sheet, severely corroded

Luminous pearl, something detected, it is a radium-uranium compound, with radiation

....

Dozens of things, none of which can be used.

Because there is no dark tide that isolates the night, these materials will lose their spiritual energy at a rapid rate under the erosion of the dark tide, which is also fatal. Some materials are improperly stored and combined with the dark tide to become pollutants, killing people in minutes.

It's really rubbish.

So Lu Kai turned them into ashes, and stuffed the dry and spoiled ones into a jar. This jar originally kept the murloc livers, but unfortunately there were worms.

Lu Kai took out the [Strong Gloves], and this time he was going to put the special effects of the gloves into this tank.

Lu Kai guessed that the material contains spiritual energy, and through the processing of the craftsman, the material will become an extraordinary item.

There should be a problem of fit between psionic energy and objects. The psionic energy and the carrier do not fit together, and if they are forcibly combined, they will pull the hind legs, just like the [Shadow Spirit Vision Glasses].

This [Strong Gloves], the affix is ​​strong, but the negative effect is to reduce the sodium concentration in the body. The negative effect is too high, so that it cannot be sold at the price of sacrifice, and it is about to become a pollutant.

The negative effect is actually attaching to the psionic power of the wrong bearer!

Just do it, drink the sparkling water, feel refreshed, you can have a few more hairs.

Psionic wrap gloves, enter the spiritual space!

Psionic Wall Cube, Compressed!

The gloves were squeezed, overwhelmed, and a puff of smoke erupted.

really! The negative effect of the gloves is the proliferative structure, which is relatively poor in robustness, and can be squeezed out by pressing it hard!

Control the psionic wall to divide the smoke and separate the cubes containing the smoke.

Lu Kai aimed at the garbage jar and injected it!

After coaxing him a bit, Lu Kai's mind was a little confused, but he eased up all of a sudden.

retest gloves

[Strong Gloves], the grip strength of the right hand increases by 150kg after being equipped, and the amount of sweating increases greatly when using

risk, slight

Oh, the original sodium reduction turned into sweating.

And the jar of energy

Found a new driver and started testing

【Murloc ointment】, the intestinal peristalsis is violent after eating, you need to eat a lot of cooking oil, otherwise the intestinal tract will prolapse

...... This is a laxative, a good chicken is a powerful laxative, and it is a poop that pulls out the intestines. People who have hemorrhoids can't eat it and burst their anus.

Turn on the light and take the gloves to see how many contribution points can be sacrificed

Gloves, Normal, 500 points

Gee, how come it's only 500 points, this glove's special effect is very useful.

Lu Kai put on the gloves to try it out, clenched his right hand tightly, and felt a burst of unparalleled strength. The bones of his hand were shaking and he was sweating profusely.

I went to go, this sweat, more than eating devil spicy hot strips.

He took off his gloves in a hurry, and his mouth was dry.

Have a glass of water first.

When drinking water, Lu happily thought, if the effect of sparkling water is not to urinate, then through the effect of this glove to perspire, can the negative effects cancel each other out?

Forehead. Lu Kai shook his head and dismissed the idea.

Holding back urine and bursting the bladder and holding back uremia all the time, this sweating instead of urination will cause kidney stones.

Trying to sacrifice the murloc paste, it prompts that non-extraordinary items cannot be sacrificed.

Relic option, because the contribution point is 0, there is nothing.

Do you want to sell the gloves?

I feel a little bit of a loss. This glove is an ordinary level, and it costs 500 points to sell it, but for relics, 500 points can't buy two pieces at all.

If you don't sacrifice the telescope, you have 2500 points, and you can buy 13 pieces if you buy 200 pieces!

emmm....but I feel a loss, what if all 13 items are combined with something like murloc paste? That didn't blow up.

Lu turned on the lights, and after thinking about it, I didn't make up my mind, and the power of the lights dropped by an extra 1 point.

Haha, Lu Kai suddenly felt a little funny, like he was shopping in the supermarket, ready to buy instant noodles (braised beef), but another usually expensive (Tang Daren) was on sale, so he took out the calculation there After thinking about it for a long time, I finally bought another one (black pepper beef)

Lu Kai sacrificed the gloves and got 500 points.

Click on the relic

The items in the list of found relics have changed, probably automatically refreshed once a day?

[Solid Keychain], 500 points

【Dust Palm Mirror】, 500 points

【Fated Folding Umbrella】, 500 points

[Explosion Arrow] (1 piece), 300 points

[Psionic Pot], 300 points

[Stable Slippers], 300 points

【Psionic Hair Dryer】, 200 points

[Wish Coin], 150 points

[Psychic Paper Crane], 100 points

refresh, 50 points

Hmm.... I'm going to spend 500 points this time, but how many do I need to buy?

Direct pass for 500, arrow pass

Do you want to buy a pot?

Stable slippers, see the name This is an item with special effects, but stability and slippers? Does it mean you won't fall when you wear it?

The hair dryer and the pot are prefixed with psionic energy. They are a series of things. It is estimated that they are driven by psionic energy as a power source.

Coins and paper cranes are good, but I still want to buy slippers... ahh, I don't have enough money.

The lights consume a little more power.

That's all, buy a hair dryer, coins and paper cranes.

ok, a total of 450 points, OK

The light flickered, and something appeared under the spot of light.

Turning on the light on the road switch consumes 7 o'clock, and only 88 of the electricity is left. It needs to be used at night, so you have to save it.

So, start testing!