Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

Psionic hair dryer

Wishing Coin

psychic paper crane

start detection

[Psychic Paper Crane], a paper crane folded from paper soaked in the river of the underworld, write the name of the deceased and burn it, there is a chance to get a reply, but there is a high probability that it will provoke something from the underworld, danger: medium

[Wish coin], one of the 10 million coins made by a certain god, appears randomly, and disappears after making a wish. When 10 million wishes are saved, one of the wishes will come true, in a way that the wisher does not want to see . Risk: low

[Psionic Hair Dryer], a standard psionic department store, consumes 1 point of energy per second, and controls the power by controlling the output of psionic energy, up to 20 points of energy consumption per second. Dangerous: Slight

Emmm, it's really cheap and not good, this psychic and wishing are not reliable things.

This hair dryer is a bit interesting. What is the total amount of psionic energy I have now? Let's test it.

Everyone has psionic power. The psionic power of an ordinary adult is around 10 o’clock. The psychic power can be improved through meditation, training, eating monster meat, and living in a place with abundant psionic power. The upper limit of psionic power is continuously increased, and it reaches 100 points. You can touch the threshold of transcendence, and then you can hit the gate of transcendence and become transcendent

There are several ways to measure psionic power,

The most convenient is the psionic detector, which can be seen by injecting psionic energy.

The spiritual pressure ball column measurement method, a sealed glass column with a scale, filled with oil and an iron bead, input spiritual energy to change the density of the oil, the iron bead floats, and after the spiritual energy is exhausted, the iron bead can reach The scale is the total amount of psionic energy.

The most cost-effective method is salt crystallization.

Find a basin, pour 1 liter of water and salt, let the salt fully dissolve and become saturated brine.

Infuse psionic energy at 1 atmosphere pressure and 25 degrees Celsius, and one gram of salt crystals is 1 psionic energy.

Lu Kai continued to inject psionic energy, and finally stopped when he felt his head buzzing, poured out the water, and obtained 80 grams of psionic crystal salt

After deducting the amount of psionic energy recovered, Lu Kai estimates that his current total psionic energy is about 70 points, and adding another 30 points will reach the boundary between ordinary people and extraordinary people. At that time, he will have to find a potion to hit the extraordinary road.

Lu Kai looked at the lump of spirit energy crystallizing salt in his hand. This is a good thing. He had to find something to pack it to prevent the loss of spirit energy.

Psionic energy crystal salt, ordinary people can put a little in cooking, they can ingest psionic energy.

The store sells it. Ordinary refined salt sells for 2 yuan per pack of 500 grams. This small bottle of crystalline salt sells for 50 yuan for about 10 grams.

There is nothing at hand that can isolate psionic energy. The best way to isolate psionic energy is lead, followed by heavy metals, and leaded glass is also fine.

Hmm.... the thing that is not isolated will lose its spiritual energy after a while. At this moment, the crystallized salt begins to melt and turns into saturated salt water.

Lu Kai saw the jar with the murloc paste.

This jar can hold murloc paste, and it should also have the function of preserving psionic products!

Throw in all the crystalline salt.

The murloc ointment reacted with the salt zizi, and a foot odor came out.

The smell was very strong, and it suddenly reminded Lu of the past. It was a matter of going to the construction site once in winter. A dozen workers squeezed into a room. The smell of feet, sweat, and rancidity. When I opened the room, the hot air in the room came. It tastes like substance!

Lu Kai hurriedly closed the lid to prevent the smell from emitting.

After sitting for half an hour, I felt that the psionic energy had recovered to full value.

How do you deal with these three things now?

How about the combination of [Psychic Paper Crane] + [Wish Coin]?

Can a successful combination make a wish directly to the god who made the wishing coin?

Chances are, try it!

Holding the wishing coin in one hand and the psychic paper crane in the other, psychic coverage! Enter the spiritual space.

Wishing coins and psychic paper cranes are separated by a cube of psychic walls.

Pressure! About 10 units of psionic power were consumed,

The psychic paper crane couldn't stand the pressure and shattered, turning into a dark mist, and an ethereal wailing sound could be vaguely heard in the mist.

Then [Wish Coin], Reiatsu!

The coin didn't respond.

Well, it seems that the pressure is not enough, this time I used 20 units of spiritual pressure, pressure!

[Wish Coin] Still no response.

What's going on? This coin is so hard that it cannot be pressed.

Forget it, 40 units of psionic energy have been consumed. It seems that the items of the gods are not what I can synthesize at this stage. another.

Replace the wishing coin with a psychic hair dryer, cover it with psychic energy, and pull it into the spiritual space.

Give it to me, hey!

The cube slammed into the hair dryer with the jet black mist

With a snap, the two were compressed into the same cube, and the jet-black water mist kept infiltrating the hair dryer, and the hair dryer emitted electric light, seemingly struggling.

give me...he! !

Lu Kai's remaining 30 points of spiritual energy poured into the cube, snapped, and exited the spiritual space.

His head seemed to have been hit by a wild boar, and he was dizzy, and it took a while to recover.

The paper crane in his hand has turned into ashes, and the hair dryer, originally silver-white, is now painted with a layer of black oil, showing a colorful black in the sun.

Found new hardware, start detection

[Psychic Psionic Hair Dryer]

Consume psionic energy to blow the Stygian wind, consuming 30 psionic energy per second

The Styx wind will blow away the soul, don't use it to blow your hair.

risk, medium

Oh, it looks so powerful, it can blow away the soul, it can also be used as a weapon, not bad. It's just that the power consumption is a bit high, and I can only use it for 2 seconds when it is full.

Hair dryer, hold it with one hand and hold the bottom of the handle with the other, ha! I'm James Bond!

.....Lu Kai feels a little cold, and crows are chirping in the background bgm.

But it's a pity to get a new weapon and sell it without trying it.

If only there was something to try.

It's a pity no, I can't just go outside and find someone to try it out, I'm not some perverted anti-social murderer.

Lu Kai put the hair dryer on the table reluctantly, thinking about what to do next.

Maybe you can go to the market, there are hunters and land reclamation teams set up stalls in the market, you should be able to buy some odds and ends.

Well, just do it.

Well, I'm going to look for a mouse before I go to the market! There are mice in the house!

So Lu Kai picked up the hair dryer and went to the warehouse to look for mice. After a while, he found some pots and pans and previous ledgers, but no mice were found.

Damn, count your life!

So I went out to the market.

Agricultural Market

The market had to wait until 9:00, when the sun was shining.

There is no difference between the market and the normal market structure, but the things sold are different.

When a meat stall is sold, it should be pork. There is a pig head with long horns hanging on it. The cut meat is moving, and the water is squirming. Then look at the sign of the stall: Farmers are killing fresh pigs

I went, this is really fresh enough, the eyes of this pig's head are still rolling, staring at people.

At a fish stall, a customer jumped one, the stall owner picked up the fish, picked up the hammer and smashed the fish head hard, and with a thud, sparks were all smashed. But the fish was still alive and kicking, and the stall owner smashed it several times. There was a sound of knocking, knocking, knocking.

Are you selling fish or ironing?

Pass through the raw meat section to the vegetable and fruit section.

Compared with the raw meat area, the items sold in the vegetable and fruit area are relatively normal.

However, the variety of products in the fruit and vegetable area is a bit small. All you can see in each stall are potatoes, tomatoes, cabbage and mushrooms.

Lu Kai leaned over to see, oh, this cabbage is quite rolled, eh? Why does this cabbage have barbs on the leaves? ?

Whoa, whoa, my hand.

At the vegetable stand next door, a customer picked a cabbage, the skin on his hand was rolled in by the cabbage, and his muscles were exposed.

...and look closely at the rest of the crop.

Potatoes are soft and sticky, and stickiness is exuding from the broken skin. Picking up one can take out a basket.

The tomatoes looked normal, but one fell to the ground, bounced 3 meters high, and jumped on the ground.

Mushrooms, they are smoke bombs when they are fully cooked. I accidentally pressed them, and spores splattered all over my face.

For the earthlings, these crops are a little too exciting, or go to the flea market.

The flea market is behind the farmers market. When walking past, Lu Kai saw a rice seller.

The color of this rice is green, is it similar to the genetically modified golden rice?

Eh? Why does this rice look like eyeballs?

A rice vendor who sells rice grabs a handful of rice and puts it in a glass filled with water, and shouts to have a look. Fresh green-eyed rice is rich in rice fragrance, non-polluting, non-toxic and non-chemical additives.

The green-eyed rice in the glass was expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye, and after a while, it absorbed water and swelled into green eyeballs.

This...isn't this something that came out of the gooey pot in the morning at the gooey breakfast stand! ?

Those gooeys are made of rice! ? ? !

The owner of the rice vendor saw Lu Kai and greeted him warmly, Are you here to buy some?

The road opened up and fled, Japan, what a ghost place, selling all the ghost stuff.

Go to the flea market.

Hunters, adventurers, and pioneers who seek a living outside the city, a few people can pull a team to take risks, and then the team will be reduced or destroyed, and the equipment will be sold and the blood will be recovered.

There are also extraordinary items that have been used for a long time and become contaminated items. You can’t afford or can’t bear the price to clean them up. You can also sell them. You can’t say that you can’t use them, but the negative effects are too serious. There will be no bad reviews.

Lu Kai brought a hair dryer, 4 broken moon crystals, and some loose money to see if he could find it.

Came to a stall selling odds and ends.

All kinds of jade, idols, teeth of unknown creatures, and amulets.

Lu Kai touched several things on the stall, but there was no hint, just some handicrafts.

Lu Kai picked up the amulet, there was no hint, it was also a handicraft.

However, the shape of this amulet is not bad, it is a three-legged bird, and there is a sling.

So I asked the stall owner: What is the price of this bird talisman?

The stall owner's face was serious: This is the sunbird amulet, which came from the east. If you want it, I won't ask you for more. You can take 80,000 or 80,000.

Lu Kai:  …

Lu Kai silently put down the amulet and prepared to leave.

The stall owner was in a hurry: you guys pay back the price anyway, what's the matter with you walking away without saying a word?

Lu Kai took out the small wallet, poured it out, and picked out the moon crystal and the large piece of white stone: I have this number, sell it or not?

In the palm of the hand are 8 scattered white stones, 8 yuan

Stall owner: Sell it!

…………

Lu Kai held the bird talisman and was a little confused. He cut 80,000 yuan to 8 yuan. Am I being scammed? ?

Forget it, 8 yuan to buy a craft money is not bad.

Lu Kai hung the bird charm around his neck. See if you can find a good affix to this amulet.

Walking around, there are indeed sales of extraordinary items, but the prices are too high, a black dagger, asking for 50,000 yuan, a bone ring, asking for 140,000 yuan, and armor fragments, saying that it is a fragment of a legendary item. It is sold in grams, 300 yuan per gram, and the smallest piece is 50 grams, so I can't afford it at all.

Where do the extraordinary items in flea markets come from?

Generally speaking, there are several origins of extraordinary items.

One is craftsmanship. Craftsmen process them according to the characteristics of psionic materials and concoct them through various methods. The psionic material is the psionic-rich bits and pieces of the monsters, hearts, teeth, eyeballs, etc.

The second is mutation. Ordinary people are polluted, such as exposure to the dark, and the things left by the corpse after being killed by the dark. This kind of thing has a great negative effect.

The third is natural generation. There are various elements in nature, such as earth, water, fire and wind. These elements have different concentrations. In some places, such as cemeteries, undead elements are abundant. Place objects that can absorb these elements in these places. , the object will slowly become an extraordinary object. like the leaves of the world tree.

The fourth is spiritual infusion, which is mainly religious, and only those who are at the top of extraordinary powers such as gods can perform. Fill the object with high-intensity psionic energy, and the object will generate a core according to its own structure, thereby sublimating the extraordinary item.

Lu Kai was attracted by a mummified corpse. A pair of mother and son set up the stall, and the mummified corpses on the stall have been divided into pieces, and they are sold in pieces.

The most expensive is the head of the mummified corpse, which costs 500 yuan.

The left and right hands of the mummy are 50 pieces for the left hand and 100 pieces for the right hand. Because the right hand is holding a key, the key has been firmly combined with the fingers, and it looks like an extraordinary item.

Then the other parts, the spine was bought, and the ribs were left, the stomach was empty, the water and the internal organs were compressed and fused into a mass that looked a bit like a cockroach scabbard. This stuff sells for 300 bucks.

Two thigh bones for 50 yuan

There are many sellers of mummified egg scabbards in the market. They are called gambling eggs, because it is impossible to know whether there is any goods in them if they are not opened. Indeed, if you look at this thing with a spiritual vision, you can see that there is spiritual energy in it. If you can open something, it will be rich with a knife, otherwise it will be cut down, and 300 yuan will be a waste, yes, the market price of this thing is 300 yuan.

Lu Kai carefully groped the egg sheath

Found compressed files, start detection

Fusion Whetstone, Cross, Hilt

No danger found

Ooh~ there's something in there! Still three.

The woman saw that Lu Kai was touching the egg sheath, and after touching it for a while, she said, Young man, this egg can definitely open something.

Lu Kai: Haha, if you can't drive something, don't you have to pay?

Woman: No, gambling eggs, gambling eggs, is just a word for gambling. 300 yuan you take it.

Lu Kai looked at the boy beside the woman, his eyes were red and he had cried.

Lu Kai: Is this mummy from your family? How did it become like this?

Woman: This is my dead ghost husband. He came back late last night and was hacked at the door. He woke up like this in the morning, hey.

boy: you killed dad! Dad screamed at the door, you don't open the door for him! ! That's why Daddy died! You have to sell Dad now! Daddy won't forgive you for being a ghost!

The woman knocked the boy to the ground with a slap: Unconscionable little bastard, raw barbecued pork is better than you, get out! Go and accompany your dad, go!

The boy got up, vomited blood, and ran away crying with hatred.

The woman is very angry: you run! Don't come back when you run away! !

Watching this mother and son stage a dog-blooded soap opera, I felt a sense of relief, and indeed, family education is an eternal problem in thousands of worlds.