Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

Road to the clearing station.

Officials in uniform are busy in the bureau.

The scavenger was holding something and shouting loudly, This is a remnant of darkness. It's still alive. Someone bring it to clean it up.

An old man, who came to report the crime, shouted loudly: My whole family is dead! My whole family is dead! Not a single one of my family died!!

Staff member: Shut up! Why are you crying when your whole family died!? Aren't you dead yet!? Report the case and go out, turn left, and go to the door to fill out the report form!

A sick guy in a black trench coat like the burly man shouted at the counter, Who else wants to make extra money? There are water ghosts in the sewer in the West District, two people come with me.

Several scavengers jumped out: I me!

...

Lu Kai thought that he had come to the vegetable market. He didn't know what to do for a while, so he just stood there in a daze.

A staff member came in through the door, saw Lu Kai, and asked, Hey! You! What are you doing?

When Lu Kai saw someone taking care of him, he was a little happy: Sir, I'm here to make a transcript.

The staff looked at Lukai, then pointed to the office corridor in the bureau: Take a note and go inside, go straight to the end, turn right and go upstairs to the third room.

The staff then went to greet the others.

Looking at the hall of the Cleanup Bureau, Lu Kai suddenly remembered that when he was on Earth, he went to the bank to do the business of binding the bank card and phone. That day happened to be the day the Social Security Administration issued the social security benefits. Lu Kai went to do business in the morning, but he didn't rob those old men and women. So I waited for the bank to open at 2:00 p.m. to be the first to go. I didn’t expect that I didn’t make it to the first place in the line, but to the second place. The door opened, and the lobby manager greeted the first one to do business, and then the old man and the old lady sprang up like mushrooms after a rain. When he came out, he forced Lu Kai out of the crowd.

The road opened to where the staff said.

It's a... huh? trial room? ? What? ?

Lu Kai turned around and counted the offices, it was the third one.

But why does this office have the door number of the interrogation room? Is this something wrong?

After Lu opened up, there was a female knight holding a folder. Behind the female knight were several ferocious men in handcuffs. One of them wore a blood pact necklace.

The female knight looks to be 40 years old, wearing armor with a red moon pattern, 1.80 meters tall, and a little fat.

The female knight asked Lu Kai, What are you doing?

Lu Kai replied tremblingly, I'm here to make a record.

The female knight roared to the elder brothers who were lining up with fierce spirits behind her: You line up! Come one by one!

The female knight shouted to the road: Go in! You come first!

Lu Kai is a law-abiding citizen on Earth, and the only time he goes to the bureau is to apply for an ID card replacement. It has only been 3 days since I came to this world, and I have refreshed my life experience many times. Not only did he turn people into Aba Aba Aba, but he also pulled out weapons of mass destruction with his bare hands, and even went to a different world to fight monsters. He is now being interrogated again.

Female knight: Name!

Lu Kai: Lu Kai.

Female Knight: Sex.

Lu Kai: Male...Male!!!

The female knight slapped the table: Looking for death! Do you want to rebel with such a loud roar!?

Lu Kai: No...don't dare.

The female knight said in disgust, What have you done? Murder or blasphemy?

Lu Kai: No, I... I'm here to take notes.

Female knight: I'm taking notes now! Tell me honestly! If you lie, you will regret being born in this world!

Lu Kai was frightened, the world is crazy, and the people here are crazy too. The head can be twisted off and still alive and kicking. Lu Kai believed what the female knight said, if he lied, what awaited him would be a hell worse than death.

Lu Kai trembled: I... I... No, it's Senior Brother! Senior Brother is a criminal who pulls people's heads for the evolution project. He comes to pull my head, I don't participate in his evolution project, and then he will hit me. , he couldn't beat me, so I tied him up to Comrade Scavenger, and then my brother took out a pistol and shot me, almost killing me, I am a psionicist, and I used my psionic power to protect me at the critical moment. Then my brother jumped to the roof to escape, and was screwed off by a scavenger in a black trench coat! Then the scavenger asked me to take a record.

After the female knight heard Lu Kai's crackling, she understood what was going on. So he slapped his hands on the table and shouted angrily, Why don't you do anything to make a record!? Who the hell asked you to make a record!?

Lu Kai: Yes... it's a scavenger in a black trench coat.

Female knight: Go away! These black dogs are all fucking messing up!

Lu Kai: Uh? Can I go?

Female knight: Go away! Next!

Lu Kai walked past this group of ferocious brothers like a schoolboy who did something wrong.

Among them, the old man with the blood pact necklace squinted at Lu Kai.

Lu Kai went downstairs and felt unhappy: Damn, I was tricked. hateful!

Huh? here is……?

Lu Kai found himself lost. Going straight downstairs, how come to the backyard.

A shed was built in the backyard, and there was a mess of junk on it.

Lu Kai curiously walked over to take a look.

There is a warning sign next to the shed: Contaminated items, non-professionals are forbidden to touch!

Inside the shed, there are black-smelling calligraphy and paintings wrapped with sealing tape, a bathtub full of bloody water bubbling with gudonggudong, a toilet with a swaggering hand, a mirror with a spell on it, and a quilt. The blood-stained box...

In short, this shed is full of objects that look very wrong. After looking at these things for a long time, they will make people dizzy and hallucinatory. Why do I see that urn so familiar.

Lu Kai rubbed his eyes and realized that he had read it right—

Murloc urn! ! ! The murloc urn is placed in the corner of the shed! !

The murloc urn grew hands and feet, but the four feet were handcuffed, and the two hands that grew out were also handcuffed. The lid of the urn was wrapped with a bead of sealing tape.

This poor murloc urn, who hasn't had a good day since he was born, is still behind bars.

Lu Kai is fighting with himself. The management here is so lax, do you want to take the urn away?

This thing is handled well now, but the power is too great, and it is a little uneasy to put it here.

And this thing was originally mine, so it was only natural for me to take it away.

Hey! Who are you!? Lu Kai was startled by the sound behind him.

Two scavengers came over carrying a mailbox. The mailbox was sealed.

Lu Kai explained: I... I'm lost.

The scavenger: What way are you getting lost? You are sneaky, you are not a good person at first sight, go and follow me to the interrogation room for the first trial.

Lu Kai: I just came out of there, the female knight commander told me to get out.

The two scavengers looked at each other, then smiled and turned their heads: Oh, then you are indeed lost. Go straight here, turn a corner and go out.

Lu Kai thanked, and then followed the instructions and walked out of the gate of the Clearing Bureau.