Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

As I drove along the road, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. These public officials are so abhorrent, they play people like monkeys.

hateful.

Then I drove to a block I had never been to before.

There are neon-colored signboards, all kinds of explicit advertising slogans, such as new young girls, student girls, exotic pretty girls...

Oh, come to the red light district.

Lu Kai is a good baby on earth. Although he has accepted the guidance of ***, Mr. Song and Mr. Bodo on the Internet, it is the first time that he is so close to this kind of place, and his mood is a little excited.

It's 9 o'clock, and all industries are starting to do business. This red light district is the other way around. Now is the time for rest. However, there are also many small shops adopting a three-shift work system, changing the sheets and cleaning up the dirt, and new staff will come.

The morning shift is easier.

Lu Kai didn't want to have too much contact with this industry, so he walked quickly and crossed the block quickly.

Then the door of a shop in front opened, and a black-eyed brother with vain steps appeared.

The girl in the store waved goodbye to the younger brother: The handsome guy will come back tonight.

The little brother responded: Okay, okay.

Lu Kai saw that this little brother's footsteps were vain, his knees were weak, his eye bags were puffy, and his anger was like a gossamer. This guy won't live long.

The little brother was walking, and the girl from another shop leaned out halfway and greeted the little brother: Handsome guy come to play~~

The little brother straightened his waist as soon as he jumped, and was about to drill into the house.

Suddenly, a bald head appeared in the shop, and the bald head stopped the little brother.

Bald head: You can't play this young master anymore! I think your kidneys are overdrawn! If you keep playing, I'm afraid you won't shoot out all the red pills. Go back and make up your body.

The little brother was angry: Bah! How can you drive people like this! Young master, I'm not playing with you anymore!

So the brother left.

The bald head reprimanded the girl: You have some eyesight, okay? You dare to say hello to this kind of sick tuber, aren't you afraid of dying on your belly!?

The girl was very aggrieved: I didn't open it... I'm in a hurry...

The bald head: No matter how anxious you are, you can't pick up all the guests. If you want to pick up, you can pick it up, huh? The bald head pointed at Lu Kai: If you want to pick up, you can pick up this kind of thing. You look full of complexion, and your eyes are full of energy. At first glance, it is a kidney. Lord of plenty.

The girl suddenly got excited and greeted Lu: Handsome guy~ come and play~~

Frightened, Lu Kai hurriedly ran away.

What the hell is this? Today is really unfavorable for a fleeting year. Watching the fun on the road, I can see that my kidneys are full of water, blah blah blah!

When I was about to walk out of the red light block, there was a shop at the intersection, and a group of people were watching something.

Lu Kai stopped to see what was happening.

It turned out to be a gambler who came to sell his daughter.

The gambler called out to the store's Gui Gong: This is my daughter, 16 years old this year! The big girl of the yellow flower, 100,000 yuan without bargaining!

Guigong: This price is not good, let alone a yellow flower girl, a cucumber girl is not worth the money. Besides, those who have no butt or breasts, and their appearance are not outstanding, I will give you a maximum of 10,000.

Gambler: 10,000!? Why don't you go grab it? A living person can be sold for 10,000? A dead person can be sold for 5,000!

Lord Turtle: Hey, the living are not necessarily worth the dead.

Gambler: 50,000! The price is 50,000. I know your boss. Your boss and I are brothers.

The daughter was tied up with a mouth ball in her mouth. She tried to resist, but she was held down.

Lord Turtle: Who the hell would our boss have a brother like you? Don't be a fucking bully.

Gambler: Hey, the brother you know in the casino, think about it, it's not as delicious as dumplings, but as fun as a sister-in-law. It's not fun to play with your brother's daughter.

Duke Gui: 30,000, I'll take it for 30,000.

Gambler: Deal!

So Duke Turtle took the girl to inspect the goods.

The onlookers pointed at the gambler, saying that the gambler is not a human being. This guy gambled away the house, car, shop, and hanged his wife, leaving the daughter behind. I didn't expect to sell my daughter. Simply not human.

The gambler brazenly clasped his fists and greeted the crowd: Fathers and villagers, please support my daughter's business in the future! Thank you!

Lu Kai was stunned... this... what is this? ?

Duke Gui came out, pointed at the gambler and said, Go to your darling girl! Your daughter [beep] is rotten! Get out! Our store doesn't accept rotten goods!

The gambler looked incredulous: How is it possible!? My daughter is very good and has been reading at home. You are lying to me!

Guigong: You can see for yourself. It's all pus, and it can be cut off without treatment.

So the gambler went in to take a look, and soon the gambler came out in despair: What's going on, why is it so bad!?

Lord Turtle: How do I know, hurry up and take people away! Bad luck!

The gambler sat slumped on the ground and said, It's over, it's over, if I can't sell it, I'll be sold by Shen corpse for eggs.

There was an old man watching, and the old man stood up: I'm a doctor, show me!

So the old man got into the door to see, the old man went in, it seemed that some chain reaction was triggered, and the old buddies who were onlookers volunteered to go in.

For a while in the small house, Wow, it's rotten. It's serious. The taste is too strong!

Lord Turtle shouted: Get out and look at Mao! I don't give you money!

The bodyguard of the meat shop came out and beat the old man who got into the hut. The scene was chaotic.

Lu Kai was shocked, and the three views were shattered by the impact.

What kind of magical world ecology is this.

Lu Kai had a headache when he saw this kind of mess, so he didn't watch and left.

As soon as he walked away, a dozen or so spiritual guys with blood pact necklaces came face to face.

The spiritual boy surrounded the crowd with sticks and bricks in his hands.

Lu Kai thought it was funny: This shit has twists and turns.

The spirit boy shouted: Who saw our fraternity woman!? Goug out his eyes!!

The crowd pointed to the old man who claimed to be a doctor: It's him! He saw it first!

The old man defended: I'm a doctor! Let me see what's wrong!?

An eyelid in the crowd jumped out and pointed out: Aren't you a veterinarian? You are a veterinarian. Last time my dog ​​cut eggs from yours! I recognize you!

The old man panicked: The veterinarian is also a doctor! All the same, all the same!

The spirit boy waved his hand, and the younger brothers embraced: Gouged out his eyeballs!

Then there was a scream.

Lu Kai is already very tired, and he doesn't want to understand any more, and he can't understand it anymore.

Feeling a little down, I walked to the bookstore.

A girl with glasses in a bookstore is recommending books to a customer. The customer is a little brother wearing a temple apprentice sacrificial costume.

The girl with glasses recommended Introduction to Muscle Growth and Sculpting to the priest: Clergy dedicate their body and mind to God. Without a good body, they cannot serve God for a long time. Muscle is an important indicator of physical health. This book is just right for you. This kind of clergyman. With muscles, you will have a good spirit, and you will be able to better appreciate the grace of God.”

Uh, Muscle Clergy? What kind of match is this, this is the goddess of the three months of the month, and it is not a muscular man like God of War and Storm God. Is it appropriate for you to let people practice muscles?

Lu Kai was about to speak when the girl with glasses gave him a vicious look.

If the psionic energy of the scavenger captain in the morning was a wall that was pressed over, then what Lu Kai was stared at was the feeling of weightlessness and dizziness standing on the top of a tall building and looking down, unable to see the end!

Lu Kai was frightened.