Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 10

I slept well this night. It would be better if the owner hadn't tossed the sheep to wake up early in the morning. It looks like they are going to set off. Are they going to patrol?

Silly dog looks slightly swollen, but overall it is still a pig's head. It seems that the past few days are going to be dangling with a pig's head.

After the master waved to the little master, he took us away, and then went straight to the outside of the village. I don't know what to guard against, is it guarding against wolves? Hasn't it been beaten away?

"How are you, do you feel out of breath?" I glanced at the silly dog next to me. Although his face was still swollen, he had no problem speaking.

"You're out of breath, you're still the boss." Although it was tied for a night yesterday, the goose was also tied for a night, and it was still very happy.

At this time, the owner was a little farther away from us and didn't hear us talking, but if he heard me talking dog, maybe he thought something was wrong with me.

"Stupid dog, can you stay away from me? I've said it many times." This stupid dog likes to stick to sheep when he has nothing to do with it. Does he still eat less? ? It was scratched by a cat, bitten by a goose, and, by the way, kicked by a cow.

"Don't you like me?" The stupid dog asked such a stupid question! How can I like a dog, is it too simple, or am I thinking too much?

"Of course I don't like you, don't think about it all the time, be a dog well, do what a dog should do, don't be stupid all the time."

Looking at the lost expression of the silly dog, I think I said a little too much, maybe I should make up for it: "Why don't you ask me if I love you?"

The silly dog's face was pleasantly surprised. , asked: "Then do you love me?" "Have you eaten Baba today? How can you ask such a disgusting question, I only love ewes!"

Looking at the silly dog The pain, I think it may be too lonely, maybe I really need a friend, as the boss, I should do something.

"Why don't you ask me if I'm joking?" I kicked it as I said, and it was very happy and asked, "Then are you kidding?"

"Of course not..." I found that the silly dog seemed to have collapsed. Forget it, no matter what, the owner has gone away, and he has to follow him quickly.

"Silly dog, go away, the master has gone far, and if you don't keep up for a while, another wolf will come." After finishing speaking, he hurried to the master's side.

The silly dog seemed to be very scared, and shouted while running: "Boss, don't leave me!!! I'm afraid!!!"

You dare Don't dare to ask me such a disgusting sheep question, but I've been in the village for a long time, so it's time to take a break.

"It doesn't seem to have anything to do, let's take a break for a while." The owner sat down on a stone, and I said it's time to rest, the grass here is quite fresh, let's eat it first .

After a while, the host suddenly said: "Lucky, have you seen a lot?"

"What..." I think it's better not to let the host know that I can speak Well, he is too timid to be easily frightened, otherwise he will probably climb up the tree again.

But where did the silly dog go? I just saw that it is still here, and it is not near my home. What should I do if it runs around and loses it.

My owner and I couldn't rest any longer. We had to find this stupid dog everywhere. It ruined such a good rest time. When I meet it, I will teach this guy a lesson. .

After searching for a long time, we finally found the silly dog, but it doesn't seem to be in the right state!

"woof! ao wu!!!~~~ Ha chi ha chi..." What's wrong with the silly dog? are you crazy? Jumping around and going around in circles...

Forget it, the bright fruits in front of them look very good, let's eat some first.

The taste is not bad, sweet and sour... Ewe? So many ewes... oh my god, is this heaven? They are so beautiful, the wool is so white!

Ah? Where are my ewes? Why is it gone?

"It's broken, I've eaten a lot of arbor! This thing will cause hallucinations!" The owner shouted, it turned out to be like this, so did I have hallucinations after eating it just now?

But why is it so short, is it because I am special? How can this be, even such a beautiful thing I can only experience for such a short time?

"Lucky, are you okay?" The owner looked at me worriedly, I glanced at him, and then took a few bites of this arbor fruit, it tasted good, but I liked seeing it later ewes.

Sure enough, I saw the ewe again, let me be happy for a while...why are there no more! ! !

After I ate all these fruits, I found that this thing has no effect on me, but why is the stupid dog still chasing his tail in circles, and still keeping the jelly.

"Ai, forget it, let's go back, we'll be patrolling here today." The owner sighed helplessly, and then reached out to hug the silly dog, seemingly ready to take it back.

However, when the owner hugged the silly dog, the silly dog suddenly screamed: "ao!!! Ouch!!!~~~~" The silly dog barked and struggled, desperately trying to Break free from the master's arms.

The owner didn't pay attention, but the silly dog really broke free. After the silly dog broke free, he ran into the forest desperately. It's over. Now I have to find it again. I don't want this. Stupid.

"Lucky, let's hurry up and find it." The owner said and chased into the forest, but it's okay not to look for it, this stupid dog is really not suitable for such things as patrolling, this is the first time This kind of thing happened in one day, and there is no doubt what to do when patrolling in the future.

The owner ran very fast, and I was chasing slowly and finally did not lose. When I found the silly dog, it was already lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth.

It seems that the poisoning is not shallow. I was stung by a bee once before, and now I am poisoned by eating a strange fruit. How do you feel that this stupid dog is about to die?

"Too! Toto!" The owner tried to rescue the stupid dog, but the stupid dog didn't seem to make any movement. I guess it might be finished, but it seems that I heard that urine is a detoxification agent. Maybe I will give it to him. a little.

I bypassed the owner and came to the stupid dog. I glanced at the stupid dog who rolled his eyes and made sure that it was almost finished. It seemed to be as soon as possible. Although I didn't want to urinate, I could work hard.

"Wow..." Comfortable! ...Master, don't look at me like that, everyone is public, what's so beautiful, don't you have this stuff too?

"Lucky, Duoduo is going to die, why do you treat it like this." The owner seems a little sad, doesn't he know that I am saving this stupid dog?

But this stupid dog seems to be completely motionless, is it really dead? No, I should remember correctly, although I don't know where the strange remedies came from, but it shouldn't be pissed to death, right?

Speaking of which, why are you digging a pit, master, are you going to bury this stupid dog's body before it's hard? There's no need to be in such a hurry, can't you be rescued?

Maybe if I do it again, it should wake up.

"Wow...Wow..." I'm sorry, I tried my best, but I can't squeeze it out. I drink a little water today. If you go to hell, don't forget to say a few good words for me, and let me have more Live a few years.

Wait a minute! The silly dog seems to be moving! His eyes were shaking, his feet were twitching, and I had to give him a quick hand.

Thinking of me kicking it on the body, the silly dog jumped up and barked at the same time.