Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 11

"Boss, what are you stepping on me for!?" The silly dog barked. I glanced at the owner next to me and ignored the silly dog, but the owner was very happy: "Too much! You are not dead very good."

The owner said and hugged the silly dog in his arms. The silly dog was still confused and didn't understand what happened. It seemed that he would have to tell it about the silly appearance before.

"Okay, fortunately, you are all right, let's go back." After speaking, the owner led the silly dog with a rope, and I followed behind them.

After walking a section of the road, the silly dog looked back at me and asked, "Boss, have you ever asked for a smell of urine? Why does it smell like this all the way? ."

I said in a low voice: "I think you may have been poisoned and still have hallucinations. You can go back and rest for a while." "So that's how it is." went back.

I glanced at the owner in front of me, and he didn't seem to hear our conversation. He probably thought it was all a silly dog barking. After all, a silly dog would bark a few times suddenly.

After walking another section of the road, the owner suddenly stopped and looked up at the branch in front of him. There seemed to be a silly bird standing there, but the bird's face was really big.

The silly bird just stared at its master, and the master looked at it, and then the master said, "Is this a dead bird?"

The owner picked up a small stone and threw it towards the silly bird.

Bang... The small stone hit the silly bird precisely, and it still poked there without any movement.

"It seems to be a dead bird." Before the master could finish speaking, the silly bird fell from the tree and fluttered a few times before failing to fly.

"Scared me, it's only alive." The owner said and came closer, and the silly dog quickly followed, and stretched out his mouth to lick the silly bird, but he could give the silly bird to him. terrified.

"Woooo!!! Wooooo!!!" The silly bird screamed desperately, flapping its wings at the same time, trying to scare the silly dog away.

But this trick is really useful for the timid silly dog, so scared that the silly dog ran to me with its tail tucked, but it really doesn't smell very good, the smell is a bit strong, maybe I have recently lit up.

"This owl seems to have a broken wing." The owner seems to notice why the silly bird can't fly, but it's none of our business! ?

"Duoduo, don't get close to it." At this time, the silly dog saw that the silly bird was silent, and tried to get closer, but the silly bird screamed again in fright.

After being reprimanded by the owner, the silly dog came back to me aggrieved, but I felt that it was a little close to me, so don't get me.

The owner slowly approached the silly bird, and the silly bird chirped again and flapped its wings continuously, but the injured wing trembled a little and seemed to be in pain, maybe I should give it some, But now I really can't urinate.

The owner slowly approached the silly bird and handed it a small piece of the wolf meat he brought. After knocking it out, the master pushed it away a little.

The silly bird stared vigilantly at the master, and the master didn't get close. Their affectionate gaze made us easily think of some bad things. The master has already married, so please don't do this.

It may be because he was injured and couldn't catch his prey. This stupid bird seemed to be very hungry. After hesitating for a while, he succumbed to his instinct and stretched out his head to pick up the jerky on the ground without even chewing. Chewed and swallowed.

The owner saw that it had eaten the wolf jerky, so he immediately threw another piece to it, this time the silly bird didn't hesitate too much, looked at the owner with one eye, and then stretched out his head to pick up the wolf jerky , and swallowed without chewing.

It wasn't until the owner fed it several pieces of wolf jerky that I realized that this silly bird doesn't seem to chew, as if birds don't chew.

It seems that the master has won the trust of this silly bird. Although he has been vigilantly watching the hand that the master stretched out, he finally did not bite the master. He let the master stroke his head and close it after a few times. The eyes enjoy.

Speaking of which, I don't seem to have had this kind of treatment before. No, I have to talk to the little master when I go back to see how this silly bird feels so cool.

After petting the silly bird for a while, the owner picked it up and said to us: "Let's go, it looks like our family is going to add a new member."

I said, master, you can't even feed yourself, can you stop picking up these things at home, and this bird looks a little too stupid, it looks like it's almost catching up with the stupid dog.

It was already dark when we got home, but we could still see the smoke rising from the house. and can't cook.

But it's understandable, after all, the hostess is the child of the village chief's family, and what the village chief's child does to cook, anyway, the host and the little master can cook.

"Honey, guess what I picked up?" The host ran to the cowshed as if taking credit. The hostess was feeding the cows. I thought there was milk to drink today.

"Mushroom?" The hostess turned her head and glanced at the host, the host shook the head and said, "You can guess."

"Guess what! I asked you to pick it up. Have you picked the mushrooms back!?" The hostess shouted, and the host suddenly said, "Something happened today, I forgot."

"What could have happened, a few days ago Those wolves are the biggest thing that has happened in the past ten years!" The hostess seemed a little impatient, but fortunately, the host didn't continue to look for spray, but took the silly bird out of her back.

"Look, I picked up an owl." The host and the hostess looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. I knew that the hostess must not like this thing, just like she didn't. Like that silly cat, it's all useless.

"Let you pick up mushrooms! What are you doing here!? Are you going to stew it?" Arrived, flapping its wings to fly away.

However, one of its wings seemed to be broken, it simply couldn't fly, and fell directly to the ground, as if it had fallen into cow dung... a bit disgusting.

At this time, the little master seemed to have finished cooking. He stuck his head out from behind the door and shouted: "father, mother, it's time to eat!"

The master quickly returned: " Here it comes." I know he was trying to ease the awkward atmosphere, but now the silly bird is still in the cow dung and flapping its wings desperately.

Cow dung was all over the place, and they were also splashed a lot. I even saw a grain of cow dung fly on the hostess's face.

I guess the hostess must be in a very uneasy mood right now, I can guess from the expression on the face that is about to explode, but this stupid bird is a little bit ignorant of the situation, such a stupid thing, if I don't care about it If so, it might actually be stewed and eaten.

I turned my head and looked towards the silly dog next to me, and whispered, "Silly dog, have you seen that silly bird? The owner wants to wash and eat it, and you go and clean it from the cow. Take it out of the feces and put it in the silly goose's sink to wash."

The silly dog was very excited when he heard it, and barked twice: "Okay boss!"

This The silly dog was very happy to take the silly bird out of the dung pile, and then threw it into the silly goose's sink. He actually knew that he would press the silly bird with his front paws to prevent it from coming out. .

But in the next second, I found out that I was thinking too much, and there was a stupid dog screaming from the sink: "Help! It hurts!!! You are talking!!!"

This stupid dog put his paw on the bird's beak.