Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 14

After the master bandaged me, I remembered my injury and tore off a piece of clothing material to bandage myself. What a stupid master.

But my injury doesn't seem to matter much. If only that stupid dog hadn't fainted, maybe the murderer would have been left behind, but now there's only a dagger left.

Right, dagger? It seems to look very good, and my blood is still on it, and it has frozen and frosted.

I don't seem to have tasted my own blood, and I don't know what it tastes like. Maybe I can try it.

When I stuck out my tongue and licked the dagger, I started to regret my stupid behavior, because the dagger was stuck to my tongue!

No matter how I shake it, I can't shake it off. How could this happen? It's really giving sheep a headache. This kind of thing should only be done by a stupid dog. Why did it happen to me!

The silly dog seems to have woken up, and only came over here at this time. Why did he go earlier? Now that the murderers have escaped, it is useless to come here.

When the silly dog walked up to us, he couldn't help barking after seeing me: "hahaha, boss, what are you doing, why is that thing growing on your tongue? ."

"Shut up! Hurry up and find a way to get it down for me." Before I could finish speaking, the master came over and said, "Why are you licking this thing? It's gone."

The owner pulled it, it was very sticky and painful...

Seeing that the owner couldn't pull it off, he took out a piece from his clothes. Bottle of water, this water is warm with his body temperature, some kind of temperature, after opening the bottle cap it pours on my tongue.

It wasn't until the master emptied the bottle of warm water that my tongue was finally removed from the dagger, and I swore I would never taste my own blood again.

The owner took the dagger and threw it aside, and then went to find clean snow. It seemed that he planned to dissolve the snow in a bottle and use it as water to drink.

"Boss, you're too rude, how could you be stuck on your tongue by that thing?" The silly dog asked a silly question again. I didn't want to bother with it, but it was very unpleasant to be laughed at by it. .

"It will stick even if you lick it! This is because the ice absorbs a lot of heat when it melts, and if it doesn't provide a lot of heat around it, it will freeze up! Silly dog, you don't understand Shut up!"

Although I don't know where these things came from in my head, they are enough for me to fight the silly dog, but the silly dog seems to be a little unconvinced: "That's because you are not hot enough, boss. , I'll be fine."

The stupid dog stretched out his tongue and licked the dagger, and I didn't even have time to stop it, it had already licked it, which made me unable to see it. Because I have just proven the results with my own experience.

The silly dog tried to shake it, but it didn't fall off, and said with a sad face: "Boss, you seem to be right, I seem to be stuck too."

"You idiot I already said that it will stick and run over, so you go to lick it! The master has run out of water, what do you think? Ah boss, my tongue feels so cold, it might freeze in a while." The silly dog was about to cry, it wasn't in this state just before he did this.

At this time, the owner came back. He was a little dumbfounded when he saw the dagger on the tongue of the silly dog. He didn't seem to understand why the silly dog did this. .

But the brain circuit of a stupid dog is different from that of a normal dog. I think it is normal for this kind of thing to happen to him, but now the question is how to get the dagger off.

"Too Duo! Lucky just got the dagger off, why did you lick it again!" The owner was a little angry, who could blame this, who made the stupid dog so stupid.

"I have a way to help you get it off." The last time I rescued it came to my mind again, although this time it was only stuck, but at least the urine was hot.

"What should I do, boss?" The silly dog looked at me, what else can I do, can I ignore this idiot? Looks like it's going to be another contribution.

"You open your mouth." After I finished speaking, the stupid dog opened his mouth obediently and honestly. After I finished peeing, the dagger was still stuck to it. Although it was partially melted, it seemed to be almost .

But I really can't squeeze it out, but luckily there is still a master here, I looked up and looked towards the master, the master saw my actions just now, and immediately understood what he should do.

Watching him unbutton his pants and put the silly dog's tongue on it, I don't know why I feel very happy. It shouldn't be because the silly dog laughed at me just now, I'm not such a superficial sheep.

After the owner was finished, the dagger finally fell from the silly dog's tongue. When the dagger fell, the silly dog immediately hid far away, for fear of being stuck by the dagger again.

The owner looked at the dagger covered with yellow liquid, but couldn't bear to throw it away, cautiously picked it up, rubbed it in the snow, cleaned it, and put it in his pocket.

I don't want to see that dagger anymore. It carries very bad memories of mine. I guess the stupid dog doesn't want to see this thing, but it seems to give it a no-show to us. What a big reaction.

But it's right to think about it, it even eats Baba, and it doesn't seem like it's okay to cut its face, suddenly I feel less happy, there is a faint sense of melancholy, this stupid dog.

The owner didn't rest for too long, and didn't care about the injury on his arm, and soon let the silly dog pull the sled and chase him forward.

The murderer doesn't have a sled, so he can't run us on his own two legs, even more how I gave him two holes in his butt, he should be able to catch up soon he is.

After we crossed a glacier that looked like a hill, we saw a green color not far away, and it seemed that we had already left the range of this glacier, which was very good.

Standing on the top of the glacier and looking ahead, I found that there seemed to be a road in the forest ahead, and a black spot was staggering towards it in the distance.

As soon as the owner saw the black spot, he immediately shouted: "Yarman! Stop!" What do you call him, we can catch up if you don't call...

Sure enough, the murderer ran faster after hearing it. Although he stumbled a bit, he quickly approached the edge of the forest. Upon seeing this, the master quickly chased after him, and I followed closely.

However, when we approached the forest, the murderer was about to enter the forest, but at this moment, a group of carriages suddenly rushed out of the forest, followed by a few Knights on both sides.

"Get out of the way!" The few Knights shouted, and the murderer wanted to dodge when he saw it, but the injury on his body made him move a little slowly.

Those knights stabbed the murderer and stabbed the murderer. This scene frightened the owner, and he quickly grabbed the rope and tried to stop the stupid dog. .

But the stupid dog thought that the owner was making it faster and ran more happily, and went straight to those people. I was a little scared to see that these people wanted to stab the owner and the stupid dog to death. no difficulty ah!

"Silly dog stop!" I hurriedly shouted, the silly dog didn't seem to hear clearly, but still stopped, turned his head and looked towards me, and asked, "What's wrong, boss?"

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"Come here, I have something good to tell you." After hearing what I said, the silly dog rushed back happily, while I watched the convoy gradually go away, and I was relieved.