Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 15

"Boss, what's the good thing?" The silly dog stuck out his tongue happily. After I pushed it, I said, "The good thing is that you silly dog almost got killed."

"Ah?" The silly dog was still at a loss, while the owner watched the motorcades go away, and only then did he dare to approach the murderer's body.

And the silly dog and I followed along, as if the owner had to take the corpse back, which was kind of troublesome, really.

"It's really Spiritual God's eyes, Yarman was punished in the end." The master God said in a dignified way, I looked towards the forest, there seemed to be movement there, is there anything else Has wild beast appeared?

Soon I saw what it was, a boy, looking to be in his teens, in a robe with the stars and the moon painted on it, and a pointed hat on his head.

"Excuse me, have you seen my teacher?" the strange boy asked, the master shouted the head, and then said: "We didn't see your teacher, only a team The carriage has passed."

"Ah? That's my teacher, why didn't they wait for me, I just pulled for a minute longer, I just had a stomach upset, why did they abandon me."

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The strange boy started to cry while talking. The owner didn't know what to do. He seemed to want to comfort the strange boy, but he didn't know what to do.

Looking at the somewhat embarrassed owner, I think I can help him, this strange boy needs a love bump and will cheer up quickly.

After I made my preparations, I quickly rushed to this strange boy, but when I passed the owner, he grabbed the cloth wrapped in me.

"Lucky, don't bump into people." The owner is still as puzzled as always, how can the bumping of love and bumping into people be the same, at least the emotions are different.

"Your injury healed so quickly?" The master seemed to have discovered my secret and pulled away my hair that didn't grow long.

The strange boy stopped crying when he heard it. He looked over curiously, then quickly got up and walked over.

"Is this sheep injured before?" the strange boy asked, the owner nodded, and said: "It wasn't long before the wound was quite deep, I bandaged it, but now No, it's really strange."

The strange boy stretched out his hand to remove the piece of hair, which was where I was injured, and it should still be stained with blood, he looked at it for a while and murmured: " Not even a scar is left."

"I got lost with the teacher and the others, can I stop by you first?" The strange boy seemed to have some intentions, but the master was very generous and said To: "Okay, as long as you don't dislike it."

The master seems to have forgotten about the fact that my injury will recover quickly. His nerves are always so big, but I have to be careful When I click on this strange boy, I always feel that he has some intentions.

After the owner got the murderer's body onto the sleigh, he drove back and met other militiamen who had just arrived in the village.

With so many sleds, the speed of going back is much faster, but it is a little noisy, these silly dogs are barking, and it makes my head hurt.

After a whole day, I finally returned to the entrance of the village. Next time I go out, I will definitely not follow it. It was too much tossing the sheep, it was cold and there was no food to eat.

"Silly dog, what are you doing?" I looked at the silly dog who was barking desperately. It was barking at a big yellow dog, and the dog's mouth was still on the yellow dog. The dog kept biting in front of him.

After the silly dog barked for a while, the big yellow dog was taken away by its owner, and the silly dog followed us back.

"I'm biting its air, as long as I eat its air, it will suffocate to death." The silly dog explained it very seriously...

" By the way, where did you hear about this thing?" I really don't know what to say to the stupid dog's brain, call it stupid, sometimes it's quite normal, especially when it's in danger.

It's not stupid, but it always does stupid things, and this theory sounds like that, but the question is how can it be possible to eat so much air, its mouth is much faster Hurry up?

The stupid dog said proudly: "My father told me, it..." "I don't want to hear it." I should have thought that stupidity should be genetic, from its father Generations have already begun.

I always felt that the strange boy had been peeking at me all the way, and he was still peeking after I got home. This strange boy would not be a transracial transgender who likes rams! ?

No, it's disgusting to fall in love with a human and do that kind of thing.

Just as the host pushed open the fence door, the hostess came out, and the little master followed, and the little master threw himself into the host's arms.

"father, you're finally back, I'm worried to death!" little master is really the owner's intimate little cotton jacket, the owner also touched the little master's head very affectionately, saying: "father I miss you too."

At this time, the little master noticed the strange boy next to him and asked, "father, who is he." "He is a lost child I met on the way, temporarily. Stay in our house for a few days."

Just as the host finished speaking, the hostess frowned and said, "We can't live on our own anymore, you still bring someone home? I know whose child is dressed in such a strange look."

The host hugged the little master a little embarrassedly, and the strange boy hurriedly said, "I am the apprentice magician of Master Greg. Noah, I got separated from the teachers when I went out to do business with them this time, I hope I can stay here for a while, I will pay you."

When the hostess heard him say it, her face turned pale. His expression changed suddenly, and he said with a smile: "It turns out to be an apprentice magician, I have long heard that the emperor has a magician that is very difficult to deal with, didn't expect to see one today, for a reward or something. It's nothing...how much can you give?"

"Five...no, how about ten Silver Coins?" The apprentice magician's tone barely fell, and the hostess smiled even brighter.

She stretched out her hand to pull the apprentice magician and said, "What about five, ten, or twenty? If you come, you will be a guest. Come in and sit." After that, she pulled the apprentice magician's hand toward Go inside the house.

"Uh, I'm talking about ten..." Before the apprentice magician finished speaking, the hostess said: "This is not important, do your mages like Gray still accept students? Look! How about my Lulu?"

The hostess pulled the little master over, the apprentice magician looked a little embarrassed and said, "I'm not that good at identifying magic aptitude, this will have to wait until later. You can't find out until you see the teacher."

"So...then give me twenty Silver Coins first, and I'll get you something delicious." The hostess said and stretched out Hands, her palms are a little rough.

Although the hostess is not very good at cooking, it seems that she usually does other work too, so it is no wonder that her palms will become rough, and it seems that she has suffered a lot with the host, no wonder The village head will look down on the master.

The apprentice magician sighed, but still took out twenty Silver Coins from his pocket, and handed them to the hostess, who immediately held it in her palm, as if letting go of those Silver Coins would make her. fly away.

When the hostess went out, the little master said sorry to the apprentice magician: "I'm sorry, the mother has this temper, don't mind too much."

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm grateful for your willingness to let me stay here." Apprentice magician seemed to give me a sneaking glance as he spoke, and I felt the chrysanthemum get a little tight.