Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 16

After the master made a room for the apprentice magician, he stayed here, but I don't really want him here, this guy just stayed here, and the second day let the little master run with him come to me.

"This goat in your family is very difficult to deal with. It seems that the wounds on the body can heal on their own." Apprentice magician said to Lu Lu with an envious face.

Lulu said proudly: "That is, luck is very difficult to deal with, it has saved me three times, it is the bravest, you say it is lucky."

Lulu said proudly: p>

"What..." What can I say, you are so happy when he praises me a few words, and he explained all his details. It's also a shame that I didn't tell him that I can speak, otherwise I will be punished by this. Guys are annoying.

This apprentice magician is disgusting, always fiddling with me, you have to pick up any hair that falls, I really want him to enjoy the treatment of a silly dog and give him a face.

But it seems that everyone in the family likes him very much. If I deal with him by myself, it will definitely arouse the dissatisfaction of the owners. Maybe I can let the stupid dog deal with him.

Just when I was thinking about how to deal with this guy, the master came out of the house and said, "Lulu, you are at home and greet the guests well, I have to go patrol."

"Okay father." After Lulu responded, the owner took the silly dog and I out of the fence, and the apprentice magician said, "Are you going to patrol with luck?"

"Yeah, didn't I bring it with me when I met you?" The owner looked towards apprentice magician suspiciously, apprentice magician was speechless for a while, maybe he found himself asking a stupid question.

"Then can I go with you?" Apprentice magician was a bit shy, I finally got rid of him, but he still wanted to come.

"You are a guest, how can I let you accompany me on patrol, take a good rest at home, and let Lulu accompany you if you want to see the scenery of the village."

After saying that, the master took me and the silly dog away, and he can be regarded as the guy who got rid of this trouble. I can understand why his teacher left him there, and I have to leave him there.

I thought about it for a long time along the way, and finally thought of a way to deal with that apprentice magician, I have to talk to the stupid dog and let it do it.

Where did the silly dog go? But I really didn't let it go. I haven't seen it a few times since it came out. It has been running around everywhere, and it seems that it hasn't appeared for a long time since it disappeared just now.

At this time, the owner also felt that something was wrong, and said: "Duoduo will not eat any strange fruit again!? Let's go look for it."

Just in At this time, I vaguely heard the screams of the stupid dog. It sounded full of anger. There should be no major problem.

When the owner and I found the silly dog, it was hung from the tree by a rope, and it barked even more vigorously when it saw us, as if it was about to be boiled.

"How come there are such traps here? It stands to reason that the hunters in the village would not set traps to hunt in this area." The owner looked around suspiciously, and then put the silly dog down.

At this moment, a man in a cloak came out of the forest. He saw the owner put it down a lot and said, "I'm very sorry for letting your dog accidentally step on the trap."

"Sir, this is the scope of Wheat Village, please don't set traps here, it will hurt the villagers." The host said righteously.

The man's face was full of apology, and he said, "Sorry, I'm chasing a relatively rare animal, so I set a trap here, but it looks like it has escaped, so I don't. We will set traps here again."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you don't break the rules of Wheat Village, we will welcome guests." After the host finished speaking, the man nodded slightly, and then politely said goodbye to the master and left.

When I looked at his back, I always felt that this guy didn't look like a good person. After all, good people don't set up traps in the forest and hang up stupid dogs.

After the owner watched the man leave, he took me and the silly dog around the village again. This time, the silly dog was a lot more honest, but it's hard to say how long this state can last.

"Silly dog, what do you think of that apprentice magician?" I followed the owner far behind the silly dog, and the silly dog said, "It's good, he even fed me bones. ."

"Since he treats you so well, do you want to repay him?" My words made the stupid dog bark: "You're right, how should I repay him? What?"

"Of course it's devote one's life to, he treats you so well, if you don't repay him well, how can you be worthy of that bone?" I think I'm really a genius.

But the silly dog seemed hesitant, he hesitantly said: "But he is a human, how can I devote one's life to, and he seems to be a male."

"You're just like this...and then like that...finally...get it?" When I quietly told the silly dog what to do, the silly dog became excited.

"Boss, you are really too smart, so I can keep my innocence and repay him well." The silly dog jumped up with joy.

"It's nothing, remember, must be a scumbag, don't back down because of his refusal, you know, humans are relatively shy, so you have to be a licking dog, you know?"

In my tireless teaching, the silly dog understands what to do, tonight will be a good night, it is the best time when the moon is at its fullest.

After patrolling for a while, the host took us back. Sure enough, this apprentice magician ran over as soon as I got back.

This goddamn guy, get that dirty hand off of me, I'll let you know how good I am tonight, and let you know who's the boss here!

After being harassed by this apprentice magician all evening, night has finally come and the big drama I've been waiting for is about to begin.

Looking at the apprentice magician who reluctantly left, I couldn't help but smile from the bottom of my heart, you will understand what a real dog licking is.

Looking at the apprentice magician who was about to enter the house, I turned my head and looked at the silly dog next to me, and then said, "It's time to go." "Okay boss!" The silly dog was excited The rushed towards the apprentice magician.

As soon as the apprentice magician pulled the door, the stupid dog threw him to the ground, so scared that the apprentice magician screamed, the stupid dog's wet tongue had already licked his face while rubbing his head against his face.

And I silently walked to the door and gently closed the door to them, they will have a good night today, don't thank me, I am a good person willing to help others goat.

At this time, the night was a little late, the masters had already slept, and the house where the apprentice magician lived was a little far from their house.

So after I closed the door, his cry for help was a little weak when it reached the master and them, and it didn't wake them up, which is a good sign.

I lie down next to the cow, feel the warmth it brings, and listen to the apprentice magician's cry for help, and everything I see is particularly pleasing to the eye, even that silly goose and that silly bird.

The stupid bird who saw all this didn't seem to have enough of it. It spread its wings crookedly, stretched its legs, and walked over stupidly, then fluttered to the window and stuck its head out. Looking in from the window.