Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 17

It wasn't until the second day that the masters and the others discovered the apprentice magician who had been in a trance. It seemed that he gave up his resistance last night.

Very good, stupid dog's hospitality is very warm, it seems that the past few days should be able to be quiet for a while, so as not to be disturbed by this guy all the time, looking at his state, it should not be slowed down for a while Come.

"Too much! How can you run into Noah's room?" The host seemed a little worried, then looked towards apprentice magician.

Seeing the dazed expression on his face, the master said, "Noah, are you alright?" apprentice magician stunned the head, as if the spirit had not returned to reality, and was still stuck in last night That terrifying experience.

The owner got a little angry when he saw this, and pulled his ears and said, "What did you do to Noah! What did you do to Noah! He became like this."

The silly dog suddenly wu wu started begging for mercy, although it could not understand what the master said, but from the attitude of the master, he knew that it was because of what happened last night.

"I just repaid him well yesterday, but I didn't do that kind of thing. Master, don't tug at my ears. It hurts. I will never dare again."

Watching the silly dog being dragged into the house, I found that what they said was actually correct, but it looked like the silly dog was going to be leashed for a few days.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for the silly dog to be led out by the owner with a rope, then tied to the fence beside me, and then went to care about the troublesome apprentice magician.

Stupid dogs are not used to being tied to a rope. They keep barking and jumping. I'm annoyed when I see them: "Can you be quiet for a while? They won't be tied to you all the time."

"Boss, why is this happening." The silly dog was still trying to break free, I said helplessly: "The owner is jealous, so he doesn't want you to get close to him, so I tie you up , you can show him some unique tricks to tease him."

"So that's the case." The silly dog jumped up with joy and kept trying to attract the owner's attention, but not only the owner The attention is on the apprentice magician, and even the little master and the mistress are concerned about him.

This guy is really popular, but no matter how popular it is, it won't work for me. If he dares to harass me endlessly, I will let him taste more powerful and let the stupid dog He gave...

"Ah? Where's the silly dog?" When I turned my head and looked towards the silly dog, I found that there was no sign of the silly dog beside me, only a tight rope was left. .

I looked up along the rope and found that the silly dog jumped outside the fence, but the rope didn't seem to be long enough, it looked like it was hanging outside the fence.

Will it hang after a while?

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I'll be hanged! ? I suddenly realized that the stupid dog seemed to be killing himself again. This guy helped me a lot, but I couldn't just watch it die.

Thinking that I hurried to the little master, I bumped my head on the little master's waist, the little master pushed me and said: "Fortunately, don't make trouble, I am comforting Nuo. Ya."

Besides the host and the hostess, I didn't want to speak directly, so I quickly grabbed the host's clothes, and when she saw her turn her head, I quickly motioned her over with my eyes.

Little master immediately understood what I meant, and followed me towards this direction, and then I said: "The silly dog is about to hang himself."

Little master looked towards the direction of the fence in surprise when she heard it, and she saw the straight rope. She was so frightened that she ran over immediately and shouted as she ran: "Father, Duoduo is hanging!"

Just when the little master was in a hurry to untie the rope, the owner hurried over after hearing it, grabbed the axe and cut the rope, and the silly dog fell from the in midair.

The silly dog was panting desperately after falling to the ground. It seemed that he would be hanged a little later. This silly dog has completely inherited his father and is always trying to kill himself.

The owner hurriedly opened the fence door and let it in, saying: "You jumped around blindly, almost strangled you."

"Father, don't tie a lot. Now, what if it strangles itself when we can't see it." The little master looked worried.

The owner sighed and said: "But Duoduo always pesters Noah, and makes Noah like that. They have to be separated."

"Or else , father, make a cage, let Duoduo stay in it for a few days, and then let Noah go out." The little master came up with an idea.

The host nodded said: "It's also a way. It just so happens that there is leftover wood in the house, which is enough to make a cage."

The host picked up the tools and walked towards those Wood, and it didn't take long to make a cage. It seems that he is not a carpenter, but he is really skilled.

"Come on, Duoduo, you get in." The little master said and dragged the silly dog inside, the silly dog retreated desperately, and kept barking: "No, I don't want to go in. !"

Little master didn't go in when he saw the silly dog, looked towards her father with a look of help, the master took out a bone from the house and said, "A lot, a bone."

The silly dog suddenly forgot what he was doing, sticking out his tongue to bite the bone, the owner threw the bone into the cage, and the silly dog immediately got in.

At the same time as it got in, the owner closed the door of the cage, and then inserted a wooden stick. A dog's brain is a bit small, probably the size of a pine nut.

After locking up the silly dog, the owner and the others took the apprentice magician back to the house for breakfast. After looking at the silly dog again, I also ate the tender grass. The grass was a little dry today. It seems that it was pulled out when the owner came back yesterday, and it is not so fresh.

Just as I was eating, the silly dog suddenly coughed violently. It seemed that he had eaten too fast and his throat was stuck. Shouldn't he die?

The snot and tears were all over the place for a while, but he finally coughed out the stuck little bone, but he seemed to have accidentally touched the whole bone outside the cage.

"Ah! My bone! Bone!" The silly dog barked desperately, then stuck its mouth out of the cage and tried to bite back, but the bone seemed a little far away, and it couldn't reach it at all.

Then stretched out its paws to reach it, and as a result, the further and further away, the stupid dog looked at the bones that were farther and farther away, and barked hysterically: "Bone! Bone!!!"

This stupid dog is really troublesome, and even let the sheep eat well, when he saw me walking towards it, he hurriedly screamed: "Boss, help me get the bones here! Boss!"

When I came to the cage, the stupid dog was still shouting: "Boss! Hurry up and get me here! That stupid bird is coming to grab my bones."

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I turned my head and looked towards the silly bird, and it really spread its wings and stretched its long legs and swayed over here, its eyes moving from the bones to the silly dog from time to time.

"Boss! Hurry up! It's coming!!!" The silly dog shouted heart-to-heart, and I said helplessly: "Why don't you come out and grab it yourself? I've already Open the cage door."

The stupid dog turned his head and looked towards his back, saw the cage door that I opened, and hurriedly ran out, but it was still too late.

The silly bird grabbed its two claws on the bone, and jumped desperately to the side of the silly cat, which made the silly dog dare not come any closer, and watched the silly bird dislodge the bone and eat it. bone marrow.