Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 2

"Lulu, what nonsense are you talking about, how could a sheep talk." The master said and tugged at my sheep's horn, I felt it was necessary to protest: "Bah!"

"It really can talk, but you have to eat less mushrooms in the future." The owner said and dragged the little master and me into the enclosure.

little master pouted at me, is he complaining that I didn't bump into him? Next time I will secretly give him a treat.

Let me see what's in the house now, a silly cow... a silly dog... a silly cat... a black cat? Why is there such an evil thing in the house!

It looks at me like that! That look is definitely harboring malicious intentions, it must be thinking about how to paste my sheep's face with its claws, I'm sure!

No, I have to figure out a way to get this thing out, otherwise it must think that it is the boss of this family, I have to let it know who is the real boss of this family.

This stupid dog dares to go directly to the stupid cat. Has he never been beaten by a social cat?

"woof! wang woof! woo! wu wu!!!" I felt relieved when I saw the stupid dog being slapped in the paw. This evil guy really regarded himself as his master.

It smells good? Is the hostess cooking?

The cook in the house doesn't look like the hostess, eh? Isn't that the master? When did he go in and when did he learn the craft?

"Lulu! Where are you running! You know how to run around all day! I don't know how to help the family!" A petite woman with a charming charm walked in outside the fence.

She looks very weak, but she doesn't seem to have a good temper. This is probably the hostess, although it's not the same as before.

little master tugged at her skirt and said awkwardly, "I didn't run around... Look, I picked up a sheep." little master pointed at me.

What did you pick up? Did you forget me after I left for so few days? No, it's impossible, our relationship is so good, you can forget about me.

It must be the evil black cat, it must be the one who did it, I must let the owner realize its evil and not let it continue to misbehave.

Watching the hostess pull the little master's ears back into the house, I know it's time to act, but if there is a confrontation with this evil guy, I probably won't be able to fight it, I have to pull it On the point teammates.

I am very patient, I know it will leave here, it is not a peaceful creature, it will definitely harass my master, or go deep into the forest to carry out its evil plans.

It really left, oh, it came back, wait, why did it come to me, did it want to! ? ... Justice will never bow to evil! ! !

I'll let it know who's the boss of this place! Before it came over, I lowered my head and charged at it, first strike, then strike, and I had to knock it down before my claws smeared on my face.

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"Silly dog, does your face hurt?" Looking at the blood imprints on the dog's face, I probably guessed what it felt, it must be a burning pain .

"Yes, are you also in hot pain?" The silly dog actually thought that I would be in pain? Enough is enough, how could I possibly hurt, how could a truly brave goat hurt!

It's really disgusting that the stupid dog is trying to lick me again. It's better to stay away from it. If it wasn't to deal with that evil guy, I would definitely not collude with this kind of dog licking.

"Why do you speak dog language?" The stupid dog is really stupid, and he actually asked such a ridiculous thing. Why can't I speak dog language? It wasn't invented by it.

"Has your head caught in the door? Don't ask such mentally retarded questions, let's discuss how to deal with that evil cat!" I took a step back again, this stupid dog , just talk when you talk, don't try to put something on the sheep's face.

"I think it may be the reason why it has just arrived, so it is hostile to us. Don't worry, I will use my enthusiasm to melt the barriers of resistance in its heart." Silly dog is too naive , would actually believe that such evil creatures can live in peace.

"Are you really a shepherd? Why do I feel like you are more like a husky, how could such words come out of your mouth???"

I feel This guy is really too enthusiastic. I have already retreated to the corner of the yard, but he is still leaning on me. Don't you know that licking a dog is annoying?

"How do you know? My father was really a husky, but when I was very young it fell off a cliff and died, and the owner didn't even know how it climbed up."

Sure enough! Silly dogs really have the bloodline of huskies, no wonder they have such virtues, real shepherds will never approach such evil creatures, they can help me manage the ewes.

"Well, let's not mention your father with good genes, if you really want to be friends with that evil silly cat, I'll tell you what to do."

Looking at the expectant look in the silly dog's eyes, I decided to let him understand the sinister nature of society and let him know that some evil creatures are naturally cold-blooded, even if they give all their food to the evil creature, the evil creature will not. will be a little grateful.

"What the hell is going on? I can't wait." The silly dog spit out its steamy tongue, and the saliva was all over the floor. I was more and more sure that there was something wrong with its brain.

"In this way, when you wait for the owner and they are away, go and steal the meat they make, and put it by the window where the silly cat often lies, remember that it is all, but you are not allowed to eat it. , so as to win its favor."

Stupid dog, you can't tell if you eat it, and it is estimated that you will be blamed by evil guys, if you put it all on silly cats. place, then the silly cat will never finish it, and certainly will not clean it up or distribute it to other animals.

"Won't the owner find out?" Why did the stupid dog suddenly have an IQ online, but it's not a big problem. As long as there is a husky's bloodline, everything is possible.

"How could the owner find out, he must think it was a squirrel or something that sneaked in to eat, how could he suspect a loyal dog like you, and this meat is not for outsiders, but Give it to the silly cat."

The silly dog's eyes seemed to light up: "You are right, it's my own thing anyway, isn't the owner's ours, bring it to the black It's fine for cats to eat."

"Very good, you are very enlightened." It's really good, you have learned to find reasons for yourself, I think things should be successful soon.

It seems a little cold at night here, maybe I should find a warmer place, that silly cow is fine, it should be very warm to sleep beside it.

"Cow, can I have a warm drink?" At night, this kind of small request should satisfy me. Anyway, whoever drinks it or not, the little master will not find it less. a little.

"It's a girl!" The cow seems a little unhappy, so be stingy, don't drink if you don't drink it.

"Don't let me drink it down, do you think I don't want milk? If I didn't have goat milk, I would lick my face and ask for milk from you? By the way, can I sleep with you for a while? It's really cold at night here." I think with my handsome appearance, it will never refuse.

"Yes, but you are not allowed to steal milk." The cow really agreed, but actually warned me not to steal milk? Am I that kind of sheep? I am a gentleman of sheep, and even goat milk is a just and honorable Hah! How can I steal milk?

"Just hold on to yourself. I'm not a random sheep. I'm just borrowing you to keep warm. Don't move your hooves at night. If you take advantage, I won't let you go."

But the cows are really warm, and they seem to be able to sleep well tonight.

The moon with eyes, nose and mouth is smiling at me at this time.