Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 3

Why hasn't this stupid dog come out yet? It's not so difficult to steal a piece of meat. Could it be that he couldn't help himself to eat it? From its bloodline point of view, it is very likely.

It's really more than success and failure is more than failure. I have to go and see what's going on in person. If I don't come out and wait for the master to come back later, when the time comes, I won't be able to deal with that evil creature.

When I got in through the big crack of the door, I found a big dog's head, the dog's head was sandwiched between the kitchen door.

"Help me, I'm stuck here." The silly dog barked loudly, can't you be quieter? If it is discovered by that evil guy, it will be over.

"Shut up! Are you afraid they won't find us or something? You can get stuck here if you steal a piece of meat, what else can you do?"

I took a few steps back. After sticking it to the wall, he quickly rushed towards the silly dog, and pushed it back. Although the silly dog barked miserably, it solved the problem anyway.

"Hurry up and get the meat out." I found that the small pot of meat was still inside, but the silly dog said, "No, I can't get it out, this door will block me. "

"How can this door get stuck on you? How did you get in before and now you can't get out?"

I think this dog just looks a bit like Shepherd dog, I am afraid that the soul is really a husky, but if you look closely, it still looks more like a husky.

"It came in like this, and then I went out like this, and it got stuck, you see, eh? Ugh? I got stuck again! Help!!!" The stupid dog tried desperately to squeeze out , but just can't get out, and the head can't be retracted with all his might.

"Can you stop shouting! Also, are you stealing meat!?" I may have discovered the truth, but why is it stuck in my head instead of my body? .

But this dog's head is indeed a lot wider than it looked yesterday. Is eating meat effective so fast? Although I haven't eaten meat, the masters and the others have eaten a lot, and they haven't seen the effect so fast.

When I carefully observed the stuck dog's head, the stupid dog dared not look at me with a guilty conscience. I guess it must have eaten the meat, otherwise the body would not be stuck.

After I observed it for a while, I finally found something wrong. Its mouth is a bit too big.

"What's in your mouth!?" When I looked towards the silly dog's eyes, the silly dog didn't dare to look directly, and said vaguely: "Nothing."

"What is nothing?" I continued to ask, and the stupid dog looked even more guilty. When I got close to its dog's head, it finally couldn't help admitting it.

"It's just some bones, I want to take it out to chew, but I can't get out." This stupid dog is really witty! He even forgot what he was mainly here for.

"It seems that your head has not been caught by the door, right? It's just for your head, that stupid cat will give you a slap, so hurry up and throw this bone back to its original state.

" Go to the place, then throw the meat piece by piece, don't forget that you are trying to please that stupid cat!"

Why do I meet such a stupid dog for such a smart sheep.

"Yeah, I'm here to get the meat." Saying that, the silly dog will retract its head, but unfortunately the door gap is still too small, it still can't retract it, and it barks in pain again. rise.

I don't know why it sticks its head in, shouldn't it even be stuck in the crack of the door?

"How on earth did you live to be so big? Spit out the bone in your mouth and then retract it!" I think staying with it for a while longer may become as stupid as it is, This thing must be contagious.

The stupid dog spit out the bone obediently, and as expected, it easily retracted its head. I stepped forward and kicked the bone in. If this thing is taken out and the owner sees it, it will definitely reveal its contents. It is estimated that the owner put the account on the stupid dog.

"Now, immediately, throw that meat out right away, and then you'll get out of it yourself, understand!?" I think it's necessary to tell this stupid dog the steps, otherwise it's likely to contain it again out in the mouth.

"I'm not that stupid." The stupid dog actually said that he wasn't stupid, how could he do that kind of thing if he wasn't stupid, anyway, a normal dog would not do that.

This time, the stupid dog threw out the meat obediently and honestly, and the head was able to come out, but the body was still stuck in it, I guess it must have eaten the meat, and it was not enough. few.

But the rest of the meat is enough, and the stupid cat can't eat much. It's easy to be suspected by the owner.

Forget it, just doubt it, at least pull the evil guy into the water, I don't believe that the owner punishes the silly dog instead of the silly cat.

But it's a hassle to squeeze out if you eat too much, but I remember that the kitchen should have a window. Yesterday, I seem to have seen the owner cooking from the window. I can't stop the stupid dog from going out.

"Why do you have to come in?" I asked my soul, and the silly dog said, "Because I came in from here."

"...very good, Perfect answer, so now I have a little suggestion, maybe you can jump out of the window." I think it shouldn't be stupid enough to reject this suggestion.

The silly dog was quite obedient, and quickly climbed to the edge of the window, but stared at it for a long time and didn't jump down, and didn't know what he was waiting for.

"You jump!" "No, I'm afraid of heights." Only then did I realize that the stupid dog's legs were shaking. A dog afraid of heights? But this window is only one meter high!

"Hurry up and jump, don't waste time, master and the others should be back soon." At my urging, the silly dog finally jumped down.

"ao!..." After a scream, there was no movement, and at a height of more than one meter, you wouldn't fall to your death, right?

I squeezed out the door and went around to the window, and then I saw the stupid dog lying on the ground. It seemed that he had passed out. It's the worst dog I've ever seen, bar none.

Just when I was about to wake it up, I found that there seemed to be a person outside the fence, who was sneaking around and didn't know what he was doing.

After the man wandered for a while, he saw that the dog didn't move and turned over the fence and came in. This is a thief! ? What is it going to steal?

Why did you come over to me? Is he going to steal me? It really turned against him. Even if I dared to steal, he deserves it! ?

I will let him taste the taste of lamb horns today!

Just as I was about to hit him, the fence door opened and the little master came back? It's really time for him to come back.

"Who are you?" the little master asked naively. Is there any need to ask? This guy doesn't look like a good guy at first glance, I'm sure he must have eaten lamb! It smells like cumin.

"I'm your father's friend. I came to see him today for something." The thief lied, but the problem was that the little master actually believed it.

"Then please come and sit in the room, the father should be back in a while." After saying that, the little master walked into the room, but just as he passed by the person, that person Suddenly grabbed the little master and dragged him out desperately.

How dare you directly grab a child under broad daylight! ? And robbing children in front of me, he is going crazy!

I have to give him a taste of this belated croissant.

Seeing that the little master was about to be dragged out of the fence by him, I rushed up, and while he was controlling the little master, fiercely bumped into his ass.

"Ah!!!" The thief screamed, quickly let go of the little master, then turned around and grabbed my horn, it seemed that he wanted to get the horn out, how could it be that easy!

I pressed him hard so that he couldn't break free easily. At this time, the stupid dog seemed to be awakened by the scream, and stood up in a daze.

After seeing the situation here, the silly dog walked over with a wagging tail, as if to please the thief. At this time, the thief had already pulled out his dagger.

"You wag his tail! Hurry up and bite him!" I was so pissed that this stupid dog wagged his tail at the thief, couldn't he see that I was fighting the thief?