Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 22

I couldn't help laughing after hearing what Boss said, and the silly dog looked at me with an unfathomable mystery and asked, "What are you laughing at, boss?"

"I laugh What? Do you want to know how much you are worth?" I jokingly looked at this silly dog, and the silly dog immediately said, "I want to!"

"You are a hypnotist when you sell me for free It's for them! hahahaha..." I finally couldn't help laughing, but the stupid dog said with disbelief on his face: "How is it possible, it must be the boss, you lied to me, right?"

At this time, the tavern Boss frowned and looked towards the two of us, and said, "There's nothing wrong with them, right? Why does this sheep always bark."

"Why, You also know what I do, watch me make it better." The hypnotist snapped his fingers as he spoke, and suddenly I no longer felt that he was inviolable, and I bowed my head and pushed it.

The hypnotist grabbed my horn and said, "See? It's healthy, enough for you to sell it for a few days."

"Forget it, Here's the money, take it." After speaking, the tavern boss handed the hypnotist ten Silver Coins. The hypnotist grabbed my horn with one hand and took the Silver Coin with the other.

"Get them away, they are yours." After the hypnotist said, the tavern Boss walked out of the front desk and pulled my horns into the backyard, stupid. The dog didn't seem to be hypnotized anymore, and followed.

"Boss! Why are we here? Where is this place? Why is there no hair on my body?" The silly dog said while choking, did it even lose the memory of this time?

I just heard something incredible, what does it mean for a boss to sell for a few days! ? Could it be...

Thinking of this, I struggled desperately, but the tavern Boss was too strong, and he simply couldn't break free. After he got me to the corner, he tied me with a rope, by the way The silly dog was also tied up, and the silly dog just poked and tied it.

"Boss, what the hell is going on?" the silly dog was still asking.

The fire in my heart came up all of a sudden, and I shouted: "What's going on!? What's going on!? Can't you see it? We were tricked by a bastard, and then sold I gave it to the boss of this tavern, and it will eat us!"

The silly dog screamed when he heard it: "No! I haven't lived enough! I don't want to die!!!"

I don't have time to talk to him now, I just want to get the rope off as soon as possible and get out of this damn place before it's made into lamb chops and served on the table.

But this bastard is so tight that he can't get it off.

"Can you please stop arguing? Help me bite the rope away." This stupid dog is really annoying, barking endlessly. If you have time, you might as well run away.

The silly dog stopped barking, sobbing and biting the rope for me.

After biting for a long time, the silly dog finally bit the rope when I was about to be strangled to death. The rope was so short that I couldn't even turn my head.

After the silly dog broke the rope for me, I quickly used the horn of a sheep to pick a knot to tie it to the other end, which was much easier than the rope around the neck.

After picking it a few times, I helped it pick it open. If the stupid dog was as smart as me, it wouldn't have caused me such a big crime by biting a rope.

After helping the silly dog to get rid of the rope, we hurriedly found the exit, but after turning around, we found that there was only one exit leading to the pub in front, and one exit at the back door was locked. .

I can just kick the wall and jump out, but what about the stupid dog? With the height it jumps, it is estimated that it can't even jump half of the wall.

"Follow me, we will charge ahead!" It seems that we have to fight, we can only charge ahead from the main entrance, otherwise we will be planted here today.

Soon I rushed into the back door of the tavern, but when I rushed in, my heart was half cold. The tavern is now in chaos and the fight is very lively.

But that's not the most important thing, the important thing is that you don't know which bastard closed the door, and the boss next to the door is fighting with a brawny man.

Hit him! If you hit him in the face, he's really blind to such a big man. That's right. I said that if he hit him in the face, he's going to fall.

Let me help you, since you want to eat me, then I have to give you a moment to let you know that I am not easy to mess with!

Thinking about me, I rushed towards the tavern Boss, Fiercely's head hit it, and a scream came out, but the sound didn't sound like the Boss, and the Boss was on the ground, his arm Is there blood on it?

When I pulled the horn back, I found that I had hit the wrong person. I accidentally hit the brawny man who was beating the Boss, and it also pulled out the knife now. It seems that the Boss' injury is just like that. come.

But why is he screaming so miserably? It's not worse than the bully in the village, am I again...

Sure enough! I seem to have hit a place where I shouldn't have hit again, it has already covered its lower body and fell down, even the knife fell to the side, and its expression was extremely distorted.

Just as I was about to make up for the Boss, the door of the tavern was kicked open, and a large group of guards in light armor broke in.

As soon as they came in, they restrained everyone. Even the silly dog and I were pressed to the ground by them. The silly dog started to bark again, and the soldiers didn't care much about it.

At this time, a guard in armor walked in and said, "What's going on!? Fighting is forbidden in the city, don't you know!?"

At this time, the Boss hurried He got up from the ground and explained, "It's like this, Cedric of the Jackal Mercenary Group refused to give money after accepting Casey's services, saying that he was not satisfied. I reasoned with him a few words, and he moved. The old customers who often drink here are helping me to stop them."

After the Boss finished speaking, the leading soldier looked towards the woman next to him. At the reception, the female receptionist hurriedly nodded and said: "I have already served him very carefully. Everyone else is satisfied with my service. Only it has to say that my technology is not good. You are also an old customer..."

"Cough... Well, I get it, Cedric, you've made trouble more than once this month, this time I'll lock you up for a few more days, and if I catch you making trouble again, I'll lock you up to death! ”

The leading guard seemed a little embarrassed, and then he threw his anger on the brawny man, and then the brawny man was pushed out by the guards.

As soon as I was about to charge ahead, a guy who looked like a little guy grabbed the horn and failed to charge ahead. This guy is a little bit weaker than the tavern boss, but I didn't get away with it for a long time. Open, the silly dog is still watching the fun.

At this time, the other guests didn't want to drink anymore, and left the tavern with money, but it seemed that it was too late, so the Boss closed the door directly.

At this time, the waitress began to sob in a low voice, and while sobbing said, "I'm sorry...I didn't know it would be like this...I knew I wouldn't want the money..."

Boss went up to comfort the waitress, and said, "It's not your fault, Cedric was a rogue, and he didn't rely on his drink money before, but I can't see him relying on your money. You earned it through hard work, and there are several younger brothers and younger sisters to support at home."