Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 23

"Thank you Boss, is your arm okay?" the waitress said, hurried to the front desk, and quickly took out a bottle of medicine and some cloth strips.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter, it's not that I didn't get hurt when I was young, if it weren't for me being a little older now, Cedric might not be my opponent, this guy is still so base and shameless, how could he? Suddenly sneak attacked me."

The tavern Boss looked very angry, but then looked towards me and said, "It's fortunate that this goat hit Cedric's point, if it wasn't for the It, I'm afraid I'm going to be hacked to death by Cedric."

The Boss felt very fortunate, and then continued: "So I decided not to kill this sheep, and it will be in the backyard in the future. I keep it, and this dog too, they bring me good luck.”

After hearing what he said, I was finally completely relieved, and it seemed that I finally avoided becoming a lamb chop. Destiny, the silly dog is no problem.

However, it seems that it will have to take care of it for a while, and the hair on its body is gone. When it is free, give it some water, and it should be able to grow hair faster.

Until now, I was not in the mood to look at the surrounding environment. The light in the room was a little dim. Only the firelight and candlelight from the fireplace allowed the sheep to see the surroundings. The moon outside did not add any brightness to the place.

The place where you enter the door is a heavy oak curved reception desk with wine barrels and cups on it, and a few round stools outside the reception desk.

There are still bottles of wine on the wine rack behind the front desk. I can vaguely read the words on it, and I seem to recognize them.

In addition to the malt wine written on the barrel, the others are some rum, mead, wine, etc. It looks pretty good, although I haven't drunk it.

There are more than a dozen small round tables in the middle and by the window, but most of them are lying on the ground now. The board is used as a stool, but most of them have fallen down.

There are also some creeper plants on the walls on both sides, they are trying to extend to the doorway and the window, it seems that they are trying to get more sunlight.

Yes, I am quite satisfied with the environment here, it looks interesting, but the smell seems to be a little bit unpleasant, this kind of smell seems to be mixed, it is not easy to describe.

If you insist on what the smell is, it is probably moldy food residues, as well as human vomit residues, the smell of sweat, the smell of feet, plus the feeling formed after years of uncleanness.

This place smells even worse than the sheep pen I lived in. Anyway, the sheep pen is open air, but this place is closed, so all the smells are left.

At this time, in addition to the tavern Boss and the waitress, there was also a chef in an apron and a young man beside him, who looked like an apprentice.

At this time, the back door opened, and a timid girl walked in from the door. She looked only 16-17 years old, wearing a maid's uniform, and asked worriedly: "Bao Bao. Mr. Bo, are you all right?"

"I'm fine, Millie, help Henry and Kathy clean up this place." After the tavern Boss finished speaking, the maid went to help up the tables. And the wooden barrel, the boy and the waitress also hurriedly packed up.

"Sandy, there's nothing to do here, you should go to rest first." After hearing the words of the tavern Boss, the chef glanced outside the door, made sure there was nothing to do, and then took the The knife went back to the kitchen.

Then the tavern boss took me and the silly dog back to the backyard, and also made some bones and broth for the silly dog, and some malt for me, although not as delicious as fresh grass, but also Just eat it.

Although the night was very lively, on the second day, I found that it was very deserted outside. I don't know if it was because of the fight here last night.

Looking at the silly dog who was still sleeping, I strolled in the yard. The yard is not too big, there are some tools and weeds, and there are several houses around.

After walking around for a while, I heard the sound of water flowing, it seems that I haven't had water since last night, the stupid boss forgot to get water for us, the stupid dog has broth to drink, but now Also a little thirsty.

Just as I was walking towards the direction of the sound of the water, the young man crept into the yard from the back door of the tavern, carried a stool and walked around the vicinity of the sound of the water, stepped on it and stepped into the wall. looked up.

What is he doing? Want to drink water too? Thinking about it, I walked to his side, glanced at a wooden box next to it, I jumped on it, stretched out my head and looked inside.

I also said what he was watching, it turned out to be watching the waitress taking a bath, it was really boring, how could human beings be interested in this thing.

When he saw me looking inside, he quickly made a silent gesture, but I naturally ignored him, sticking out my tongue and licking the water droplets that splashed on the wall.

The little guy gave me a worried look, then continued to look into the wall. Just when I was almost drinking water, a barking voice sounded behind me.

"What are you doing?" The silly dog barked loudly, so frightened that the little guy fell to the ground unsteadily under his feet, and screamed out.

"Damn Henry! Are you peeking at my bath again! Just and honorable come in if you really want to see it, and I won't tell Millie."

Inside The voice of the waitress was heard, and the young man ran into the tavern with a stool in embarrassment, and then hurried into the kitchen.

I jumped off the big wooden box after seeing it and said to the silly dog: "Let's go, take you to eat something good, but you have to shut up." The silly dog was abnormal when he heard it. Delighted, he stuck out his tongue and nodded his head.

I glanced at the kitchen door that was still closed, and I walked in with the stupid dog. The smell inside was not very good, there was a smell of salty fish and something roasted.

The walls are also full of smoke and flames, the ground is full of bread residue and falling meat, the stupid dog licked it excitedly after coming in, and I looked inside. .

At this time, the little guy was processing food in the kitchen, but there was no one outside, what was he doing.

After I walked to his side, I leaned on the table and looked at it. He was using a knife to cut open the bread. sound.

There is also a salted fish next to it. I think I know where the stench comes from. There is also some bacon next to it, some of which are burnt.

Something was cooking in the pot, and I could vaguely smell the smell of meat, like the kind of broth I gave to the silly dog yesterday. The broth is a bit salty.

When the guy saw me coming, he threw me a piece of broken bread, and then threw a piece of toasted bacon to the silly dog. It seems that this guy is quite sensible.

But this bread is really gnawed, and it tastes like chewing on a stone, so it's better for a silly dog.

After I spit out the bread, the silly dog happily picked it up and ate it. The bacon just now had entered its stomach. I guess it simply swallowed it without tasting it.

"Little Henry, are you ready? It's time for breakfast, I have to escort the guests to the guest room." At this time, the little maid came in.

The boy quickly responded and said, "Okay, okay, you can send this one up first." Then he made a portion of broth, and put a piece of hard bread next to it, Finished with a few slices of bacon that weren't too mushy on top.

The little maid took the plate and entered the tavern. I looked over and saw that she had gone upstairs. It turned out that there were still people living there.