Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 26

The little maid knocked on the door of the room one by one and handed in the washed quilt cover. Just as she knocked on the last door, a drunken mercenary came up the stairs.

The mercenary glanced at me standing in the corridor, then looked towards the little maid, then staggered towards the little maid, and said vaguely: "You ...knock...my door...what are you doing..."

The little maid said nervously: "I brought you the quilt, since you are back, this quilt will be given directly to you Okay."

The little maid handed the quilt over, but the mercenary did not take the quilt, but grabbed the little maid's hand and said, "hehehe...you come They are all here... Anyway, serving them is also serving... serving me is the same... Come on..."

The little maid screamed in fright: "Don't! Let me go! I'm not Kathy elder sister, I'm Millie!"

The mercenary seemed a little less sober, and said, "What Casey and Millie...you all do this business... It's not like I don't give you money..."

The mercenary dragged the little maid into the room, scaring her, and hurriedly shouted: "Help! Help!"

How can I bear to see this scene? It's okay to bully other people, but how can I bully the little maid? Today, I watched her wash clothes and quilts all day. It's so inhumane that people bully him after so hard work.

I bowed my head and dashed towards the mercenary, fiercely pressed against his waist, knocked him to the ground, he fell to the ground and tried to stand up, but he seemed to drink a little too much , stood up several times and failed to get up.

The mercenary was half lying on the ground, looking at me and calling out, "You goat...I'm not that bitch...I tell...you hit me...I'm going to eat it today Lamb..."

Just as I was about to bow my head to give this bastard another slap, the footsteps of dong dong dong came from the stairs, and soon the Boss rushed up and saw the fall at a glance. Mercenaries on the ground.

"What's the matter!?" The Boss said and strode to the little maid, and the grievances in the little maid's heart surged.

She said as she wept: "This guy tried to bully me and dragged me to the room so hard I almost got dragged in. It was the goat who knocked him down and saved me."

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When the Boss heard this, the complexion became extremely ugly. He grabbed the mercenary. The mercenary was taken aback by the Boss' vicious expression, and he seemed to have sobered up a lot. He said, "I am "..."

"I don't care who you are!" Saying that, the Boss punched the mercenary in the face, his eyes turned blue, and then he slammed into the mercenary's face. hair and dragged him downstairs.

I followed behind the Boss and watched him throw the mercenary into the street. After the mercenary got up with difficulty, he said as he ran, "Wait!...Our mercenary group doesn't. I'll let you go!"

The Boss picked up a bone and threw it out fiercely. The bone hit him on the head with great accuracy, and immediately knocked him to the ground.

The mercenary screamed and stopped moving. After a long time, he got up, turned his head and glanced at the tavern, and then left tremblingly. This time he didn't dare to say anything harsh.

"Dare to make trouble at Bob's Tavern! Don't ask me who my old Bob is!" Boss said, slamming the door, and there was a roar of applause, they knew what the answer was What's the matter?

I turned my head and looked towards the side and saw that they were playing with something new, like a bunch of bottles poking in the corners to form a triangle.

And someone on the other side rolls a ball over and knocks down the bottles, which is kind of funny, it looks like something called a bowling ball.

I also wanted to give it a try. While the boss was going to comfort the little maid, I walked to the bowling ball. The person who was about to lose the bowling ball immediately stepped aside. It seems that this little brother is still very sensible. of.

I took aim and then slowly backed up. At this time, there were chaotic voices around again: "It looks like it is about to hit a bowling ball." "Do you think it can hit it?" "I don't believe it. ""Then let's make a bet.""Okay!"

I ignored the noise around me and hit the bowling ball directly. Pour out those wooden bottles.

Suddenly everyone cheered, and they quickly placed the bottles and put the ball in front of me.

"I made a bet, guess if it can knock it down this time?""I guess it's fine.""I think it's bad enough, just luck."

There is someone you dare to look down on me, I let him know what strength is, and I rushed to the bowling ball again amid the enthusiastic shouts of the people around me.

I once again let them know what is genius and what is innate talent with my superb skills. Even if it was the first time I played, I could knock them all down.

When all the wooden bottles fell to the ground again, the whole tavern was boiling, and everyone cheered for me. They handed me wine glasses one after another, and I naturally drank it unceremoniously.

But after drinking a lot this time, I was just a little dizzy and didn't fall asleep. It seems that I can only drink more every time in the future.

The boys set bowling balls for me again and again. They must have thought that if I drank too much, I would not be able to play correctly, but I let them understand what a genius goat is.

Just as I was having a good time, the boss came back and he saw me and said, "You're messing up again, Casey, get it out."

"I'm not going, I'll go with you." The waitress learned to be smart this time, very good, very good.

The Boss walked over helplessly, I buried my head and bumped into him, I haven't had enough fun yet, you want to get me back, forget who rescued you in the first place?

Just as I was about to bump into him, Boss's huge slap grabbed my horns, his strength was so strong that it was like an iron hoop, I struggled for a long time but couldn't break free .

Just as the Boss was dragging me into the backyard, my little brothers were displeased and yelled, "It's so funny, don't take him away." "Hey, old Bob, I Love it, let it last a while." "This is the funniest goat I've ever seen!"

Boss glanced at the empty glass before saying, "Okay, but I have to Tie it to the front desk, you can't let it go and mess up, you play yours, don't play it again, it's my lucky star."

"Hi, old Bob, you really are Too bad, I only want to keep good things for myself." A little brother shouted, but the Boss looked at his lower body and said, "Then take your baby out for us to play with?"

Suddenly the whole tavern burst into laughter, the little brother was mumbling and drinking, and the Boss tied me to the front desk with a rope, I could only watch them play bowling, archery, scolding, arm wrestling, playing dice.

Fortunately, there is a little brother who always secretly gives me a drink while the Boss is away. It's a good little brother. I can't treat you badly in the future.

The time passed, and everyone in the tavern had almost finished drinking. They were lying on the table, and there were only a few relatively spirited guys, and they even got close to the front desk.

"Boss, tell us more about what happened in the empire recently. You know those mercenaries don't tell the truth, and we don't know what they said is true." One of the guys Looking at the Boss eagerly.