Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 27

Boss said with a smile: "You brat, if you don't do business all day, you know about the empire, and you still have that mercenary dream?"

"hehe, when I grow up Now, I'll join a mercenary group and go out for a bit." After the guy said that, the other guys laughed: "Just you." "Come on, I'm almost there."

"What am I doing? Now, let me tell you, from now on I will be the greatest mercenary, a mercenary stronger than all of you." The boy retorted.

At this time, the others no longer paid attention to him, but looked at the Boss eagerly. When the Boss saw that the tavern was fine, he started talking.

"Then let's talk about Princess." When the Boss finished speaking, the young man complained: "Didn't you already say that last time? We are calling the heroes to rescue the Princess, and there is no one who can come back."

"You said it or I said it!? What I want to say is not about the Great Princess, but about the Second Princess." After the Boss said, They shut up and listened quietly.

"This is something that came from the imperial capital. Recently, the second princess went out hunting and met an old woman in the forest. I sold it to the second princess at a low price, but the second princess didn't like it, so she rejected the old woman."

"But the old woman insisted on giving it to the second princess, even to her, which made the second princess She became suspicious and asked Knight to drive her away after scolding a few words, but the old woman was so embarrassed that she grabbed a handful of dust from her pocket and sprinkled it on the second Princess. In an instant, the second Princess turned into an owl, extremely frightened. It flew away."

At this time, the young man approached and said: "What, the second Princess has become an owl? And flew away?"

"Yes, owl, It flew away, and the old witch who showed her true face also flew away, and then the second Princess disappeared." After the Boss finished speaking, the boys were stunned, didn't expect the old witch in the empire to be so arrogant.

At this time, one of the guys said: "Why did the old witch do this, why did she have to let the second Princess buy that doll, do they have any grudges?"

Boss smiled and said: "This has to start with another matter, it's about Prince and the beautiful girl."

"What's going on?" The boy was anxious Asked, Boss walked out of the front desk, sat on a chair, and said, "My shoulder was injured when I was young, and it still hurts from time to time. I'm not in the mood to talk about it."

"I'll squeeze your shoulders for you." A shivered guy said and quickly ran over to squeeze his shoulders for Boss. Boss half-lyed on the chair comfortably, and continued talking.

"This has to start with the First Prince's experience in the forest three years ago. At that time, he was just an adult and needed to undergo the Imperial Family's rite of passage, which was to choose a dangerous place that matched his strength for a one-year trial. If you survive, you will have the right of inheritance, and if you die, you will continue to push down, and the Second Prince will try again."

Hearing Boss say this, I can't help feeling the IQ of the Imperial Family. Doubt, these people go to the forest all the time for nothing, all of them go to the forest, why haven't they changed, how did they rule this empire?

At this time, the Boss continued to tell: "The First Prince is very powerful, and he chose the very terrifying ghost forest for his trials, where there are many monsters that cannot be dealt with by normal attacks, only by using magic or using Battle Qi. Okay, but First Prince was very confident in himself, and he chose there."

"But First Prince does have this capital. After he entered the ghost forest, he quickly adapted to the environment inside. , even the ghost that appears and disappears unpredictably can't hurt him, and after staying there for a month, Prince met a beautiful girl who said that she was a student of some magician and came here to try."

"Although Prince didn't quite believe it, he was wary of her at first, but later he found out that this girl was not a ghost, nor did he want to harm him, so he gradually opened his heart."

"After all, that girl is very beautiful, and gentle, and can take care of Prince very well. Of course Prince couldn't bear this kind of tenderness in such a place of suffering, and soon fell into the fall. In the end, he couldn't hold it back, he did what he had to do. Of course, in the end this is just people's guess, because the girl seemed to come out with a child at that time."

After several young men heard this, hehehe laughed, and they were almost all in a hurry. As an adult, I naturally understand what's going on.

And Boss went on to say: "Then the one-year trial was over, Prince took the girl out of the forest, the Empire's Knight has been guarding outside the forest, and Prince's godfather, Mage Greg, also I went to pick him up, but when I saw him coming out, I immediately stepped forward and started drinking angrily."

"It turns out that the girl turned out to be a witch. The old witch, the very old and very old kind, just like your dry grandmother."

After a pause, the Boss continued: "The old witch did not resist, but asked the child in her arms. Prince, didn't you say that no matter what I became, you would love me, and you swore it."

young man snickered, naturally they were laughing that Prince was blind Eyes, actually fell in love with an old witch, and also had a child with her.

Boss waited for them to finish laughing and said, "Prince was very confused at the time, he did say and swear that, but he swore to a beautiful girl, not a dry old man. Witch, this makes him very embarrassed, and the most important thing is that he has a child."

"According to rumors, Prince finally gave an order for the Knights and his godfather to kill the old witch, Bury the scandal of the Imperial Family, but the old witch is not someone who is easy to deal with, quickly wounded those Knights, then escaped from the siege, although wounded by mage Greg, but eventually escaped ."

"Prince originally issued a seal on those Knights. He thought that as long as they didn't speak out, no one would know, but he absolutely did not expect that the old witch actually cursed those Knights. , they all went crazy the day after returning to the imperial capital, and went to the street to talk about Prince crazily."

"Now the whole imperial capital knows all about Prince's embarrassment, not only fell in love with an old witch, but also I gave birth to a child with her, and finally even ordered to kill a witness to silence them. This emperor made me consider whether to change the successor for a long time, but because the Second Prince's ability was indeed a bit poor, I did not abolish the First Prince. Prince."

When the Boss said this, the smart guy had already linked things up and shouted: "I see! The old man who insisted on asking the second Princess to buy a rag doll is the same old man. Witch, she must want to use the second princess to harm Prince, and after being noticed by the second princess, she plotted against the second princess."

"Noel is very smart and will definitely become a good mercenary in the future." Boss He exaggerated that guy, he was the young man who said at first that he wanted to become the strongest mercenary.

At this time another young man said: "Hasn't the old witch been caught yet?"

"If she could be caught, she would have been caught long ago, her ability is very strange , and I don't know where her witch castle is, so I haven't been able to catch it." Boss said and poured a glass of ale in his mouth.

Owl... that sounds familiar.