Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 29

I just watched this guy quietly from not far away. After he slept all day, he got up at night. Is this going to commit another crime? This might be a good opportunity.

I quietly followed behind him, only to find that he just went to buy some wine to drink. After getting drunk, he wandered over to the city gate, and it seemed that he planned to continue to sleep.

Just as he walked near us, he squinted towards us. If you look closely, this guy is really ugly, with a big cake face, a garlic nose, a face full of small pits, The ears are open, and the mouth is big and thick. I am afraid it is the ugliest kind among humans.

The silly dog seemed to see it too. It looked at the big cake face and said to me: "He is so ugly, he can really kill that mercenary? Boss, you can't read it wrong. Right?"

"You have no hair all over your body now, so ugly, can it still affect you to find a bitch? You won't have sex with her anyway."

After hearing what I said, the silly dog responded: "Boss, you are right! I have always been worried about this problem. After listening to you, I realized that having no hair on my body does not prevent me from looking for a bitch!"

The barking of the stupid dog made the big cake face very annoyed, and he rushed up to catch the stupid dog, and said at the same time: "Even your dog barks at me, I really don't know who I was at the time. Who."

The stupid dog saw him rushing towards him, and he was so frightened that he ran away with his tail tucked in and howling. I quickly chased after him, and as soon as he ran, he came to the city gate, the city gate. Two guards stood.

At this time, the big cake face pressed the silly dog and shouted loudly: "I'm going to eat dog meat today, let you dare to bark at me!"

No The two guards in the distance didn't move at all. Instead, they looked like they were watching the fun. The big pie face seemed to know that the guards wouldn't care about this matter. .

Seeing this, I hurried up and flipped him over. The big pie face fell to the ground and hit the face covered in blood, which made the two guards burst into laughter.

I stared at the big pie face cautiously, and said to the stupid dog in human words: "People are definitely not killed by him, you just look at him as a coward, and you dare to bully and bully the dog. What kind of thing, just rely on him?"

There is a little distance from the guards here, I didn't speak too loudly, so they couldn't hear it, but the big pie face who drank too much listened. It was clear, and he immediately shouted angrily.

"Hey! You bastard goat! Don't look down on people! I tell you! If you dare to look down on me again, I'll stew you!" This flat face seemed to drink a lot, Didn't realize I was speaking human language.

"Just like you, you still eat dog meat? You stewed me? At first glance, you're a coward. You'll just sit there and wait to die all day. You can kill two more people. A mercenary?"

My words made this pie face even more annoyed, his face flushed red, he seemed to have forgotten about the guards beside him, and shouted loudly.

"Why can't you just rely on me! Don't think I'm ugly enough to dare to kill people! I'll tell you! I killed those two mercenaries. I'll kill whoever I want, and let me He dared to hit me! See, this is the dagger of that mercenary, and I will use it to kill you all today!"

Just when the big cake face was about to get up and attack us At that time, the two guards who heard him shouting loudly rushed up and pressed him to the ground, effectively trapping him, which made him sober up a lot.

Dabing said with a trembling face: "What are you arresting me for?" "What!? Did you kill those two mercenaries in the well!" The guard questioned fiercely.

The pie face was sober at this time, and began to deny it desperately, saying: "No! I'm just a homeless man, I can't even fill my stomach, how can I kill someone."

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"The evidence is all here, how dare you argue?" The guard picked up the dagger, and the big cake face continued to argue: "I picked this up when I was drinking water by the well, not me. ."

The guard searched it and found some mercenary things, and said: "You dare to argue! These things are obviously not yours, the mercenary is in the well Could it be that all its things could have fallen outside!? Tell me! How the hell did you kill those two mercenaries?"

Da Pie's face was extremely ugly, and he said quickly : "I only killed one mercenary, I didn't kill the other one, and I don't know."

"As expected, you did it! No wonder many mercenaries can testify to those in the tavern. , to prove that they all have evidence of their alibi! Tell me honestly, what's going on?"

The guard tugged at the big cake-faced hair. The oily mud that I got in my hand felt disgusting to look at.

"I said! I said!" Dabing's face was twisted, and he hurriedly said, "Last night I was drinking water by the well, and that drunken mercenary came right over to him. I punched and kicked, and foul-mouthed I was going to kill me, I was so scared, I thought he was going to kill me, so I grabbed the sword and killed him."

Hearing him After saying that, the guard's face showed a stunned expression, and then continued to ask: "What about the other mercenary!?" "I really don't know about the other mercenary!" The big cake face showed a begging expression.

However, the guard said sharply: "I'm not afraid that you won't admit it, go!" After saying that, he took the big cake face and left, while another guard continued to stand guard next to the city gate.

The moonlight of justice shines on the earth again. I know that the bosses should be back soon. All we need to do now is to go back and wait for them.

"Boss, are we really going to jump back again? I really can't take it anymore." The silly dog sobbed as he spoke, but failed to jump in a few times, making his nose seem a little unbearable. Live, it's covered in blood.

"Forget it, let's go to the main gate and wait." Then I took the silly dog to the main gate, but the Boss and the others didn't come back until the afternoon of the second day, and the silly dog almost starved to death, it doesn't eat grass .

It seems that the Boss is in a good mood, probably because he was not arrested on a single charge, and the others seem to be relaxed.

"Ah? Why are the goats and the dog outside? How did they come out, ah? Why is there so much blood on the dog's face? Its nose is broken." The little maid exclaimed and hurried to check Get up silly dog injury.

Boss immediately became nervous after hearing this, and quickly ran to my side to check. He saw that there was only some blood on my body but no injuries. Then he was relaxed. It seemed that he cared about me very much.

"Fortunately the goat was fine and no one stole it." Saying that, Boss looked towards the grocery store opposite the tavern and said loudly, "Thank you Simpson."

That The grocery store Boss replied: "It's nothing, just remember to buy me a few drinks in the future!" "That's all trivial."

It seems that the Boss attributed the reason why we didn't lose it to this grocery store The Boss was on him, but it seemed like he was actually driving those who approached us while we waited.

This grocery store boss is a good guy, but he's a bit of a nosy. If anyone dares to attack me, I'll let them know how good I am.

"I can't open for business today. Forget it, you're not too scared. Take a day off today and continue to open the door tomorrow."

After the Boss finished speaking, The others cheered suddenly, and it seemed that they hadn't had much rest, which was really pitiful.

Apart from the Boss who entered the tavern, no one else knew where they went, but fortunately, I and the silly dog were with him. He looked a little lonely.

"It's time to rest..." Boss sat at the front desk and muttered.