Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 30

The days after that were fairly leisurely, and the pub was back to normal business again. There were still a lot of people every day, and my little brothers were getting more and more.

They are all sensible and know to give me wine. Of course, except for a few, Boss doesn't seem to be blocking this situation anymore, which makes him sell more wine.

However, this beautiful situation did not last long. As the Boss became more and more popular, there were more and more people. The tavern was almost full every night, and sometimes it couldn't even be crowded.

This situation can easily cause friction. Just like now, one team of mercenaries and another team of mercenaries are scolding each other. This situation is not uncommon, but it is generally limited to scolding. If you fight, go out to fight.

"Fart, why should I give it to you!" A mercenary pointed at the mercenary opposite and scolded, and the mercenary scolded back unceremoniously: "It's just me and your mother. ..."

Just when I thought that tiger's head, snake's tail was about to end, another guy suddenly picked up the stool, smashed it fiercely at him, and cursed at the same time: "I *** ."

The stool slammed into the arm of the mercenary, but he avoided it, he naturally refused to suffer, he swung the table over, and suddenly the whole table smashed to the side. other side.

At this time, all their people started their hands, and they didn't give the Boss any face. The whole tavern was in chaos and many people hurriedly escaped.

"Hey! Stop fighting! Go and fight!" Boss shouted quickly, but no one listened to him, and they were desperately picking up things and throwing them at each other.

Because there were more than a dozen people on both sides, the Boss couldn't stop them, he could only watch them swinging their boards in the tavern, and the stools greeted each other's heads. It didn't take long for the tavern to not have many complete something.

After almost smashing the items in the store, they shoved out of the pub. When I looked out, I found that they had gone far.

These guys did it on purpose! ? Running really fast! If the guards came over a little later, it would be really bad. There is no wine to drink tonight. If I meet them again, I must give them some color.

Boss terrifying with a gloomy face, as if he had been constipated for more than ten days, at this time the chef, the boy, the waitress and the little maid all came out.

"I'm sorry..." The waitress apologized again, and it seemed that the incident this time was caused by her, but the Boss shook the head and said, "They did it on purpose, definitely There are other taverns who are jealous of our business, so they do this."

After a pause, the Boss continued: "One of them is from the Jackal mercenary group, and the other is from the Black Fire mercenary group and Han. The boss of the tavern has something to do with him, and he must have asked them to come and make trouble."

At this moment, the guards rushed over, and the leading guard came in and asked, "What happened? What happened?"

"It belongs to the black fire mercenary and the jackal mercenary group. You also know that I had some festivals with the jackal mercenary group before, and their deputy head nearly killed me a few days ago."

After the Boss paused for a while, he continued: "And the Black Fire mercenary group is very familiar with the Boss of the Ham Tavern. He must have sent him to make trouble."

The one who took the lead The guard nodded and said, "I wrote it down, I will investigate it later, you can just wait for the news."

After saying that, the guard left with someone, and the Boss looked at the ground. The mess I was able to clean up last time, but this time the tables and stools were all broken, and it was simply impossible to clean up and open for business.

Boss looked at the mess in the tavern and said with gnashing teeth: "Ham! Jackal mercenary group! Black fire mercenary group! If I don't drive you out of Iron Fort, I will Not Bob!"

Me too! These bastards dare to destroy the pub like this. If you look at it like this, it is estimated that there will be no who for a few days. How can I drink.

No, I can't take it anymore, I want to take revenge on these bastards, let them understand who is the boss of this town, and let them never dare to come here again!

But first, I have to know where the Ham tavern is, and where are the Blackfire mercenary group and the Jackal mercenary group.

Today is too late, I will investigate tomorrow, let them shiver coldly one night, and tomorrow I will definitely make them pay!

While the Boss and the others were cleaning up the messy tavern, I went back to the backyard. The days without alcohol really made the sheep unhappy. The more I thought about it, the more angry I became.

Second day, I took the silly dog out for a walk early in the morning. After walking around the city, I found the Ham Tavern, and even saw a few mercenaries from yesterday. Sure enough they were a group.

Look if I just rush in like this, maybe those pesky guards will come over and stop my revenge, and I don't necessarily beat so many people, but my little brothers only come at night. Yes, otherwise we can deal with them together.

I stood not far away and observed the Ham Tavern for a while. After determining the approximate shape and passage, I took the silly dog back to Bob's Tavern. After entering the door, I found that the Boss had not returned.

I took a look around the pub and it was really clean. Those bastards didn't even leave a stool or a table, they were all smashed.

Just as I was about to go to the backyard, the Boss came back, poured himself a glass of wine, drank it with his head up, and said foul-mouthed, "These bastard guards, I I know they are unreliable, they must have received money from Ham, and it seems that they have to find someone to solve it themselves."

"But Boss, the Tiger Mercenary Group, Jibing Mercenary Group and Treasure Hunt Mercenary Group have all gone out recently. Well, not in Iron Fort City." The waitress reminded.

Boss slammed his fist on the front desk fiercely and said, "When my Old Partners come back, I'll let them know how good I am!"

What the hell? How can I get revenge on those bastards when I lose the chain at a critical time? The boss is really unreliable. It seems that I can only rely on myself. I really don't want to wait for a minute.

But it's better to wait until the evening. At that time, they should be more complete, and when the time comes, they can be given to a nest. It's fun to think about.

Thinking of me, I went to the backyard. Before I got in, I heard a knocking sound. When I walked in, I found that it was a little guy, the chef and the others were repairing the table and chairs.

It looks like it should be back in business in a few days, just to take advantage of the past few days to settle the matter, so as not to be damaged when the time comes.

Looking at the sleeping silly dog, I wondered if I should bring it. This guy is more than successful. Bringing it will probably ruin my plan.

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to take this guy with me. If I sneak in a sheep and do damage, it would be too laborious, and isn't the husky the most powerful creature?

The more I think about it, the better it feels, when the time comes if I get caught, I can sell it and I can run away, which is a really good idea.

The silly dog was still sleeping soundly at this time, and he didn't seem to realize that I was looking at him, and his ears shook from time to time, as if he was having a sweet dream again.

Sleep, sleep well, you still need your efforts at night, how can you do damage if you don't get enough sleep, how can you take revenge on their bastards.

Maybe...there's a lot of wine there too.