Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 32

When I returned to Bob's Tavern, I ran to the top floor of the tavern and watched the Ham Tavern quietly. The firelight illuminated the surrounding streets, and there were riots and screams from time to time. .

It's a beautiful bonfire like, I think they should have learned their lesson. Although there was a little accident, they were still successful, but those guys who drink too much and can't sleep, I'm afraid they are very There is no escape.

I just want to say...well done for this kind of thing a silly dog does.

You actually dare to act wild on my territory. Now you know how powerful I am. Let's see who else dares to act wild with me in the future. This is their example!

I really am the best!

When I was enjoying watching it, Boss also climbed to the top of the building with the others. He squinted and looked over there. After a while, his eyes widened, and he said with great surprise: " Retribution!!!"

He seemed to see that it was the Ham Tavern, because the Ham Tavern was not next to other houses, it was a separate tavern, and during the day I heard from the Boss that it seemed to be a drag The relationship was illegally built there.

After he knew all the situation, he would laugh even more happily. After all, it is not only the tavern, but even Ham and the two mercenary groups are in it, and they should all be burned to death. Come on.

We stood on the roof and watched the bonfire for most of the night, and it was not until dawn that the fire there was completely extinguished.

In fact, it was put out, but it was better to say that there was nothing left to burn, and finally it was extinguished by itself.

On the second day, when I was making up for sleep, the guard leader and his men broke into the tavern again and woke me up. This guy is really disgusting.

But this time, he didn't dare to do anything to the Boss, but let the other guards wait in the tavern, and he stayed in the backyard with the Boss.

"Bob, you went a little too far this time. They messed up and smashed your pub, wouldn't you just smash it back? Why did you have to burn his pub and burn the two to death? Everyone in the mercenary group."

After leading the guard to speak, Bob said helplessly: "I really didn't do this, you know, my brothers are still doing missions outside, simply didn't come back, and last night I was repairing the table and chairs all night, so I don't have time to kill people and set fire to it."

Bob said and pointed to the table and chairs that had been repaired, this night they They are all in a hurry, and there is almost no damage left.

The leading guard's expression became a little puzzled after seeing it. After all, according to Bob's statement, they have no time to build so many stools and chairs in one night to kill people and set fires. It's a pity, a pity, and me Well, how could this guard suspect me, I'm just a sheep.

Leading the guards to get to know some things about Bob and then left with someone. It seems that he is looking for clues elsewhere. After all, this case is not small, at least one unlucky person is to blame.

After watching the guards leave, I'm very relieved, this time even the Boss didn't get into trouble, just wait for the evening to celebrate, and I don't know if the younger brothers miss me.

It was night time again. When my little brothers saw the opening of Bob's Tavern, they all ran over happily. In order to express my joy, I had been lying at the door to greet them, They are also very happy to say hello to my boss.

"Hey, old Bob, you are really cruel. Not only did you burn down Ham's pub, but you even spared him and the two mercenary groups." A little brother excitedly told the old Bob Bob spoke.

Old Bob said helplessly: "Don't talk nonsense, this is simply not what I did." "Don't talk about it, I understand." The little brother gave old Bob a meeting. Heart smile, then dropped the Copper Coin and grabbed two glasses of ale.

He handed me a cup, and he drank the cup himself. He is a good and sensible little brother.

In such a short period of time, many people came, and after each came, they praised Bob for doing a good job, and Bob could only take the trouble to explain it over and over again.

When the generals at night, the tavern is already very lively, wrestling, archery, bowling, dice, and of course drinking and bragging.

This is the life I want. The younger brothers are still so enthusiastic and sensible. They hand me malt wine from time to time, but now I want to drink more wine.

But the younger brothers don't seem to be able to buy wine very much. They hardly drink that. I really envy stupid dogs. Everything they eat next to them is so delicious, even roasted bacon and salted fish. so energetic.

And I didn't even want to drink a sip of wine, Boss is really stingy, I burned such a big enemy for you, and I don't say thank you, give me some red wine.

Am I going to ask him for it? Will this scare him? It's possible, and the sheep shouldn't have spoken, after all, they scared the little master and the apprentice magician enough.

Forget it, let's just wander around the tavern, maybe anyone is willing to buy a bottle of wine, I can rub a little bit and let me satisfy my cravings.

Just as I wandered around and couldn't find any wine, a handsome young man with a harp walked in at the door. Of course, it was only compared to other humans, compared to our sheep, humans. Still too ugly.

"Excuse me, is there any place left?" His voice was a little gentle, with some accent, he didn't seem to be a local, just like Dandan in the sheepfold, he was an out-of-town sheep , the accent is not the same as the local sheep.

Boss saw the young man, his eyes seemed to light up, and he greeted enthusiastically: "Yes, yes, yes!" He said hello to the other people and squeezed, giving the young man a table.

Everyone consciously let him out, and then looked at the young man eagerly, as if they were expecting something.

After the Boss put him on this table, he brought him a bottle of wine and said, "I'm in a good mood today. I'll buy this bottle of wine."

" Then thank you Boss, but I'm not drinking you for nothing, I'll play a song for everyone in a while." After the young man finished speaking, the people around him cheered.

It turned out that they were looking forward to this. I seem to have heard about music. In the past, the owner always played music with a broken box. It seemed to be good, but now the owner seems to be down. Same, nothing left.

After the young man drank a small glass of wine, a mercenary stabbed the Boss with his finger, the Boss understood, and then said to the young man: "Has something happened on the continent recently? What kind of rare legend?"

"Have you heard the legend about the Demon King?" The young man asked inquiringly, and the Boss said: "If it is about the former emperor who unified the land and killed him again The story of going to hell, then we have heard it, the bard who came before told it."

"Well, then have you heard about the Demon King entering this continent many years later? ?" After the young man asked, Boss shook the head and said, "I haven't heard of this, it seems to be a bit of an impression, but I don't know what's going on."

"Then I'll tell you about it. Tell us about the Demon King invading this continent." The young man straightened his posture, and the others sat up and listened intently.