Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 33

"Hundreds of years after the Eternal Great Emperor entered hell, the Demon King couldn't take that breath, so he sent demons and devils to sneak into this continent, and after knowing that the Great Emperor had left this world, they began to invade This continent.

Demon King first entered the Underground World. After occupying the entire underground, he entered the continent based on the underground.

It first appeared in Behind the orcs, the killed orcs bowed their heads, and even built a Demon King tower behind the orcs territory for the Demon King to live in.

After the Demon King's power has stabilized, it began to expand outside. After the orcs, the barbarians were also conquered and became the minions of the Demon King.

In the end, only the Human Race and the elves were left to resist. After the Demon King pushed the Human Race and the elves to a corner, the elves queen The Emperor Human Race decided to fight to the death.

The Elf Queen requested the God of Elf to come and possess her, while the Emperor Human Race put on a Divine Item left by the Eternal Great Emperor, and went to the Demon King without hesitation. Kill it.

In the army of millions, I fought the Demon King in the dark, and finally at the expense of the elf queen, the Demon King was severely injured, and the severely injured Demon King escaped back to the Demon King tower. .

Human Race Emperor fought his dying body, all the way to the Demon King Tower, but no matter how Human Race Emperor attacked the Demon King Tower, he couldn't destroy it.

In the end, the Human Race Emperor could only lead the Human Race army and the elf army to slaughter the hell creatures, and the orcs and barbarians also returned to our Human Race during that time.

When the Human Race Emperor completed the mission , he finally couldn't bear the backlash of the powerful Divine Item. After all, he was not a god, so he finally died in his own bedroom.

And that Divine Item was also sealed, as long as it wasn't Human Race The big event of death, will not please come out, because as long as God is not wearing the Divine Item, he can't hold the powerful power at all, and will eventually be backlashed to death, but there are also It is said that the set is not a real Divine Item, so it is so. "

After the troubadour finished speaking, there was silence around him, and a burst of applause broke out for a moment. When the applause fell, a mercenary asked: "That Demon King tower... still?" "

"Yes, the Demon King tower is still behind the orc territory, and the door was opened at some point, how many heroic heroes tried to go inside the tower to destroy it, but never again Can come out, people do not know whether the Demon King escaped back to hell, or is still in the Demon King tower. "

After the troubadour finished speaking, everyone sucked in a cold breath, and seemed to be very afraid of the Demon King. Demon King very difficult to deal with? I don't know if they can handle me The horn.

At this point the Boss said, "Thank you for telling us this legend, this is your dinner. ' Saying that, the Boss put the tray on the table.

A bowl of broth, a slice of bread, a few slices of less mushy bacon, and a salted fish, the troubadour thanked the bard and then After eating, the others returned to their seats and continued drinking, chatting and entertaining.

I walked over to the bard and looked at the bottle of wine. He probably understood what I meant. It would be stupid if I couldn't, and I wouldn't believe his story.

The bard looked at me with interest as he ate, as if there were flowers on my face, and then He said: "What an interesting goat to be in a pub. "

"Not only can it stay here, it's better than all of us." "A little brother shouted, his horse is a bit redundant, it's not normal that I can drink more than you.

After hearing this, the troubadour said in a very interested tone: "It Do you drink any wine? "No, I only drink ale and wine, and other wines are not handed to me.

"You can try it, it used to only drink ale, but now it seems to be right for you Some interest in wine. "The other little brother is very good, I can see my focus.

The bard immediately poured a glass of wine and handed it to me, but the wine glass is really small. , it's not enough for me to stick between my teeth.

I drank the wine after a few licks. This wine seems to be better than the one from Ham. It seems that the Boss is quite solid. No wonder they all come here. While drinking.

"I really drink, very difficult to deal with, does it have any special ability? "The troubadour seems to be very interested in me, my ability is much better.

"It can also bowl, and can knock them all down every time, and has rescued old Bob before. In one life, the deputy head of a mercenary group was abolished, that's the kind of abolition, you know. ”

The younger brother let out a wretched laugh, their thoughts are really dirty, I didn’t mean to push him there, boss, it just happened that my height could push it there.

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The troubadour exclaimed: "This is really a magical goat, it seems that I have one more story to tell in the future. ”

The troubadour handed me wine while eating by himself. It seemed that I had received another little brother, and he served him well.

When he finished eating When I was in 2010, I had almost finished drinking the wine. This wine was really delicious, and it was much stronger than malt wine and had strong stamina. This kind of fluttering feeling is really good.

“Very good Thank you Boss for your hospitality, I will play a "Fantasia" for you, I hope you like it. "As he spoke, the troubadour plucked the harp.

The melodious voice spread vaguely throughout the tavern, slowly drifting to the street, and probably also reaching the ears of those humans who worked hard all day. I must like this kind of music very much, because I like it too.

I closed my eyes and shook my head after listening to his melodious music. Enjoying this beauty, I can't bear to destroy it.

Although this music is very nice, I always have a feeling of incongruity, because this kind of music should not be played in this kind of place, maybe this kind of music is better It is suitable for places such as squares and village entrances.

And places like pubs should have some exciting music, such as DJs or something. The owners used to like DJs, but since they moved, I found that He didn't even have a TV, he didn't even have an electrical appliance, I don't know what the hell this was moved to, and there were so many monsters.

If I remember correctly, before Many people in the village will go to the entrance of the village and use what seems to be a big radio, with very interesting music playing, and everyone twists together, of course, there are more aunts.

This kind of feeling Like some kind of mysterious ceremony, where everyone is desperately trying to please themselves or some god, they seem to forget everything in that moment and just get lost in the moment.

This music is so abstract and It's weird, but people can always twist to that weird music, as if every action is instinctive.

"I realized the true meaning of DJing, unlock the DJ sheep mode, and start the DJ sheep mode. use. ”

Just as I was recalling that feeling, a strange sound suddenly sounded in my ear, as if a machine, stiff and piecemeal.

But it doesn’t matter , what is the DJ sheep!? Why did you unlock this thing.

I seem to have heard the two very ugly people on the disc say self-healing sheep before. This may be that I can always recover after being injured. The reason.

But what about the DJ sheep now? Can I wiggle with the DJ? But there doesn't seem to be any DJ in this ghost place. Do I want to sing by myself?

Thinking of this, I'm a little afraid to continue thinking about it, wouldn't it really be me singing?

I hesitantly murmured in a low voice: "Start...DJ Sheep? "