Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 98

The fortune teller did not speak, but looked at the little boy quietly, as if trying to maintain a mysterious feeling, but I always felt that if she did not speak, the guards outside would rush in.

Fortunately, the little boy finished looking at it at this time, and said in a condescending tone: "You can divination?"

"This is what I am good at." It seems that the fortuneteller does not Instead of being displeased by the little boy's attitude, there was a hint of joy in his tone. After all, judging from the little boy's dress and tone, he was 100% rich.

After a pause, the fortune-teller continued: "What do you want to fortune?"

But the little boy did not answer her question, but instead asked: "This A sheep is an extraordinary creature?"

Suddenly the fortune-teller broke down in cold sweat, she pretended to be calm, and said, "I controlled it with extraordinary power, and I can also use it to communicate with Demon Realm and God. World."

The little boy immediately became excited: "So you know magic or sorcery?"

The fortune-teller shook the head awkwardly and said, "I only know how to do magic. Divination, what do you want to do?"

The little boy was a little disappointed by the words of the fortuneteller. It seemed that he really wanted to learn magic or something, but he seemed to be looking in the wrong place.

The little boy said casually: "Just tell me when I can learn magic or something."

"Okay." The fortuneteller said casually. Started shuffling, then made three stacks, got everything back again, then swiped to the left and spread out flat on the table.

"You chose to predict the future, so let's draw one now." After the fortune-teller said, the little boy randomly drew one from the center.

Just as he was about to open it, the fortune-teller held his hand and said, "It will only work if I open it up."

The little boy nodded pulled his hand away He went back, took out a white handkerchief, and wiped his little white hands, as if touching the cards would stain his hands.

The fortune-teller slowly opened the card from the left. When she opened the card completely, the picture inside was revealed.

It was a man standing on a war chariot. He was holding a scepter and staring at the front with great majesty. The war chariot was pulled by two lions with human faces and looked very majestic. .

"It's the upright war chariot card, congratulations." The fortune-teller also seemed to be relaxed, and I saw her quietly put away another card in her hand from the side.

Seeing this, the little boy asked, "How do you say it?"

"This shows that you still have a chance for magic, as long as you persevere, you will surely succeed, but it also means You have to use your own brain to get it, not to wait for it to fall from the sky, and at the same time you have to abandon the old tradition and try something new."

The fortune-teller's words made the little boy ponder, and it seemed that he had already Not as casual as at first, as if he was thinking seriously about the fortune-teller's words.

A moment later he nodded and said, "Thank you for your divination, this is your reward." Then he took out a golden-bright and dazzling gold coin from his purse, The fortune-teller's eyes suddenly straightened.

The little boy threw it at random. The fortune-teller couldn't take care of maintaining his image anymore, so he hurriedly held out hands to receive. Sure enough, in front of money, any temperament and image can be lost, which made me feel her Something invisible fell to the ground.

After the little boy threw the gold coin to the fortune-teller, he walked out of the tent with his hands behind his back. After the fortune-teller waited for him to go out, he couldn't wait to bite the gold coin and said happily: "It's true. A gold coin."

I glanced at her disdainfully, a gold coin is happy like this? Back then little master and Knight went back with a backpack full of gold coins, and they never saw them like you.

I didn't want to see her unseen appearance anymore, so I walked out of the tent and saw a lot of people looking over here, as if they were looking at the little boy who just walked out. The guards were already by his side.

When the little boy walked away, those people rushed up, all pushing and shoving, shouting: "Don't squeeze! I'll come first!" "Wait a minute, don't drag My pants!" "Aiya! Who's perverted hand! I hate it to death!" He left very satisfied.

At this time, the fortune-teller seemed to hear the movement outside, and hurriedly ran out to check. Seeing people desperately trying to crowd the fortune-telling tent, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, line up one by one to come. , I will receive every one of them! Even if it is late at night, I will not rest!"

After everyone heard this, they were no longer in a hurry, but shoved and lined up, of course, some of them There are few quarrels and quarrels, but the patrolling bodyguards in the city all ran over after seeing the situation here, so there was no fight.

The fortune-teller wiped the sweat from his forehead and took a deep breath before entering the tent to receive the first guest. I saw that there were people again, so I also got into the tent and made a fortune-telling. It seems quite interesting.

The man sat down and said, "I want to fortune tell what happened to the marriage recently." The fortune teller nodded, and then began to shuffle and arrange the cards, and finally let the man draw a card.

When the fortune-teller opened the card, I saw a man in a servant costume from the picture, the man was holding a huge gold coin, and a star was drawn on the gold coin.

The fortune-teller looked at this card and said slowly: "It's not very good if you can't account for the result, it's a reversed star coin attendant card."

The man hurriedly asked To: "How to explain it?" "The relationship between you and your wife should not be too harmonious recently."

The man nodded, saying: "Recently, she's always making trouble for me, always throwing tantrums at me with unfathomable mystery, and always turning to old accounts and talking about things from the past. I even suspect that she is..."

I saw through the fortune-teller's face-covering veil and saw the corners of her mouth curved, and said, "That's right, it's not an unfathomable mystery, there's a reason."

"Please help me." The man said and took out a few Silver Coins. The fortune-teller glanced at the few Silver Coins and said embarrassedly: "It's hard to say, destiny It is inconvenient to reveal things."

The man immediately took out a dozen Silver Coins and put them on the long table, the fortuneteller quietly put them away and said, "Since you are so If you are sincere, then I will sacrifice and pay some price, use the goat to help you communicate with Demon Realm, and ask what is the reason."

After saying that, the fortuneteller walked in front of me, and whispered to the Demon Realm. Next to my ear, I said, "How many times do you call." "Mah... baa..." I responded to her casually, and it seemed that the wine tonight was gone.

The fortune teller pretended to understand, then got up and walked back to the long table, and said in a deep voice, "Someone fanned the flames and said some bad things about you to her, that's why this is the case, that person It should be related to her by blood, and you need to find out who it is."

The man immediately expressed his thanks after hearing this, and then ran out in a hurry, before the fortuneteller could take a breath, A woman walked into the divination tent.

The fortune-teller was not at all displeased, but elegantly motioned the woman to sit down, and then began to continue the fortune-telling, while I kept watching.

This situation continued until late at night, and the last guest finally left, and I seem to have learned to divination, the feeling of comprehension is so familiar.