Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 99

I looked around the tent again, and realized that the divination must first have a hidden environment, and not be disturbed too much by the outside world.

Secondly, there must be four elements, which is why there are crystal balls, crystals, knives, conch shells and candles on the fortune-teller's table, fire, earth, wind, and water.

Then you need to clean your hands, desktop and other things, and then meditate for a while, so that you can really divination things.

Then I asked those people, then shuffled, sorted, and drawn the cards. The card picture that was facing up in front of the fortuneteller was the upside card, and the downside card was the reverse card.

Finally, I will interpret it according to what each card represents, and what those people are asking about the past, present, and future.

It turns out that the divination is so simple, I thought it was so complicated, and it seems to be very effective, maybe I can do it too.

Just when I thought of this, the mechanical voice suddenly sounded in my ear: "I realized the true meaning of divination, unlock the divination sheep mode, and activate the divination sheep mode to use it."

"Activate the divination sheep." I said without hesitation, and immediately a small star pattern of one after another appeared on my body. At the same time, I felt like something was going to be sprayed out of my mouth, and I hurriedly opened it. mouth.

In an instant, a large number of tarot cards spewed out of my mouth, and the whole tent was filled with tarot cards for a while, so frightened that the fortune-teller hurriedly put his head in his hands.

Soon the action of spraying the card in my mouth stopped, as if it was just something that had been stagnant for a long time, and now it was sprayed out.

I looked at the fortune-teller holding his head and wanted to open his mouth to speak, but a card was ejected from his mouth, and the card quickly landed on the ground, but it was a star coin. Cards, this is the card that the fortune-teller had fortuned for himself before.

I seem to understand how to fortune-telling. When I saw the fortune-teller open his mouth again, another card flew out, but it was still a star coin one. After confirming what the situation was, I closed it. Lost the divination sheep mode.

At this time, the fortune-teller reacted and hurriedly said: "What's going on!?" "Nothing, just understand how to fortune." I said as it should be by rights .

The smile on the fortune-teller's face became brighter and brighter, and he said: "You really can surprise me, tell me, I will give you whatever you want."

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"We agreed to go for a drink, don't forget it." After I said that, the fortune teller still smiled and said, "Why, I'll call Andy to go with me."

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As she said that, she opened the cloth door and walked out, and I also followed her. I spent the whole day with her just to make a fuss about drinking, and now I finally have it.

Soon the fortune-teller found the magician, and took him to a nearby bar. The bar is not big, but fortunately it doesn't smell too bad, but there are some sights in it. Go up very rude guy.

"Those people are all like pirates." The magician whispered, and the magician whispered, "Stay away from them, they don't dare to mess around in the city. ."

Speaking of which, the magician took the fortune teller and ran to a corner, and after talking to a waitress, he continued to talk to the fortune teller.

"There are a lot of people going to your fortune-telling today!" The magician said enviously, and the fortune-teller chuckled: "Of course, it all depends on my precious goat, if it hadn't helped me pull it out. I got the first guest, and there are probably not many people all day."

The magician glanced at me in surprise and said, "Is it so powerful?" "That's it." Then the fortune-teller Then I brought the little boy to divination, and I told her about helping her as a trustee, and the magician's eyes lit up.

"Can I borrow your goat tomorrow, my magic show yesterday was too old-fashioned and people gave very little money." The magician sighed.

"Then you have to ask it to see if it is willing or not." After speaking, the fortuneteller looked towards me, and I looked at the wine barrel not far away, at this time the tavern Boss was Booze, I desperately wish that glass was mine.

The magician saw me looking at the barrel and said, "You can drink as much as you want today, I invite you, as long as you perform magic with me tomorrow."

I After hearing this, he looked towards him, and then turned slightly p> "Of course, it's a gift from God. "The fortune-teller said proudly, it seems that the two of them have a very unusual relationship, and even admit this kind of thing, no wonder he dragged him here, don't they two...

Just then, I heard a rude shout: "Hey, little girl, serve Lao Tzu a roast leg of lamb, hurry up!"

The waitress hurried over, apologetic on her face He said: "I'm really sorry, today's roast lamb shank has been sold out, you can replace it with another one."

"Fart! Isn't there a sheep? You are blind!" The guy with the meaty face looked towards me, and I also turned my head and looked towards this guy. He dared to eat lamb shanks, and he wanted to eat my lamb shanks!

"This is the sheep that the guest brought, it's really..." Before the waitress could finish speaking, the guy shouted: "What's yours, why don't you just buy it? !?"

"This..." The waitress was a little embarrassed. At this time, the tavern Boss saw that the atmosphere was not right, so he hurried to our side and said with a smile: "Look, you Can the sheep be sold to us?"

The fortune-teller shook his head like a rattle and said, "Absolutely not! It's my treasure!"

The tavern boss was helpless I looked towards there, and just wanted to say something, the thick Lu Family guy who drank too much turned the table and shouted: "I gave you a face! Today I said that I will eat your sheep! I will eat your sheep!"

After that, the bastard smashed the wooden wine glass in his hand. The magician swiftly ducked to the side. The wine glass slammed into the wall behind, and the wooden block splashed. I have some pain in my body.

This damn bastard, not only wants to eat me, but even dares to throw me a cup, I will let him taste my power today! If my little brothers weren't here, I would have screwed his head off!

Thinking that I was about to lower my head and rush towards this bastard, the fortune-teller and the magician immediately got up and threw the things on the table to the pirates.

The pirates were immediately annoyed, and they smashed things over one after another. The fortune-tellers and magicians also fought back again. For a time, the whole tavern was full of wine glasses, stools and tables.

Soon everything around was almost thrown away. The pirates seemed to be getting more and more angry, and they all rushed up with their swords. Seeing this, the fortune-teller and magician also drew their rapiers from their waists. I thought their rapiers were decorations.

Just as the fight was about to begin, the tavern Boss hurriedly shouted: "The guards are here! The guards are here!" The pirates seemed to calm down in an instant, hurriedly retracted the knives, and immediately went to the pirates. Run to the back door of the pub.

I saw they were about to run, so I rushed up, these bastards! I want to run if I smash something! ?

Although I didn't turn on the fast sheep mode, the speed was much faster than before. I rushed behind the pirates in a few steps, and the sheep's horns fiercely pressed against the ass of the bastard who hit me. He opened two blood holes.

The bastard screamed and scrambled out the back door. He simply didn't dare to look back. It seemed that he was frightened by my might.