Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng was still there while listening to Alessi explaining to him the difference between Mexicans and other people in Central and North America. The two came over with buckets and sponges and said something to Alessi with both hands and feet. From time to time, I took the sponge and wiped it twice on the car.

Alesi couldn't understand what they were saying, Xiao Peng said, "They mean, our car is too dirty. It only costs ten dollars to clean the car for us."

Alessi was stunned: "Do you know Spanish?"

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "I've been to Cuba, and Spanish is also spoken there, so I learned a little."

Alessi said silently: "Is there anything else you don't know?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "I don't know a lot of things, but if you hit me, they will all be on things. For example, I can't tell where they are from. Almost all Latin America speaks Spanish except Brazil. Let them Wipe it, this car is really dirty."

Alessi smiled and said: "I thought you didn't feel it. I didn't dare to look at the windshield of this dirty car, but I can guess that these people should be Cubans, right?"

There is a reason for Alessi to speculate that it is Cubans. Many people reach the Star-Stripe Country through Florida, and then go north. The population of Latin American countries in the east is mainly Cubans.

But this car should be brushed!

Running down this road, the dust in the car is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that the entire windshield is covered with the corpses of various insects. Xiao Peng himself also wanted to find a place to brush the car, but he saved it when someone came to brush the car.

The two young men were very diligent, brushing the car while singing, and quickly brushed the car. Although it is certainly not as good as those professional car washes, it looks much more comfortable. At least you can see that the car is originally. The color of it.

Xiao Peng touched his pocket: "Alessi, do you have twenty dollars there?"

Alessi asked puzzledly: "Isn't it ten dollars to wipe the car?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "It's not easy to leave the hometown. The two are also considered diligent. Ten dollars per person will go."

Alessi murmured: "Why didn't I meet someone like you when I was in trouble?"

"Are you so embarrassed to say? You ran away when you wanted to help you, now say something like this?" Xiao Peng stunned.

Alesi curled her lips, took out $20 from her wallet and handed it to Xiao Peng. After receiving it, Xiao Peng put down the car window and handed it to the two young people: "Thank you, I am very satisfied with the car."

As a result, instead of thanking the two young people, their faces became gloomy: "This money is not enough!"

Xiao Peng suspected that he had heard it wrong: "Not enough? Ten dollars for cleaning the car, I will give you twenty, why is it not enough?"

As a result, a young man sneered coldly: "It is to wipe ten dollars, not ten dollars for a car!"

Xiao Peng smiled angrily, and directly handed the 20 dollars back to Alesi: "No, I'm really crazy when I met two people who wanted money!"

After a young man heard it, he directly wrote the words ‘MS-13’ on the windshield with a sponge.

Xiao Peng was stunned: "MS-13? What? A fan of Gundam?"

In the "Gundam" series of Japanese national treasures, all the mobile suits in it are short for MS, and the full name is "pan-cosmic tactical machine". They all sound extremely tall.

I don't know that Alessi was shocked when she saw it: "They are'barbaric Salvadorans'."

Xiao Peng was taken aback when he heard it, and then laughed: "I didn't understand if I said that earlier? What abbreviation is it? I know the barbaric Salvadorans, 50CENT told me about their deeds."

Alesi looked a little nervous when Xiao Peng didn't care: "Xiao, you can't despise them so much, they are all murderous demons!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Well, we are not afraid of ‘barbarous Salvador’ as'hard-working Chinese people'. They only harm you Stars and Stripes, like us who are hardworking and kind-hearted, they will not harm you.”

Seeing Xiao Peng and Alesi chatting vigorously, the two young people were anxious: "Do you want to die?"

The young man standing in front of the car window lifted his clothes directly. The pistol pinned to the belt was exposed.

Xiao Peng reacted quickly, and he stretched out his hand and grabbed his arm: "You can come in for me!" He directly pulled him from the window into the car.

"What are you going to do?" Another person stared at Xiao Peng with wide eyes: "I... We have guns! You quickly release Gusta!" The sudden change made him stammer.

The boy who asked Xiao Peng to pull into the car also recovered at this time, took out the gun from his waist and pointed it at Xiao Peng: "You want to die...Ah!"

He didn't finish his words, and the next half sentence turned into exclamation.

The reason why he was amazed was that a big snake had wrapped his neck, and his fangs were on his face, and he could bite it down at any time!

"Eyes...Cobra?" He started to stammer in shock.

Xiao Peng picked up a cigarette on the dashboard and put it on: "This is not a cobra, but a king cobra. Don't worry, you will be dead after he bites you. Give me the gun."

"..." When I'm dead, I still put my heart on it? But he was also very obedient, and directly handed the gun to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng smiled angrily after receiving the gun: "Toy gun?"

The young man named Gusta nodded and said, "It's a toy gun. You can't kill me. Please, let this big snake stay away? Damn it, it's going to kill me."

Xiao Peng ignored him, but looked at the toy gun in his hand: "I said it is better for you to live or die or be courageous? Robbery with fake guns in the Star-Tangled Nation? You don't know what people are playing here is real. gun?"

Gusta's expression almost began to cry: "I can't help it. Can't afford a real gun, right?"

Xiao Peng was happy: "How many times have you robbed this?"

Gusta said hurriedly: "Swear to God, this is our first time!"

"To be honest!" Xiao Peng increased his tone, and the King Cobra opened his mouth directly, and Gusta could feel the fangs on his skin! He hurriedly yelled in fright: "Fourth time! Fourth time! Damn, we are not afraid of holding fake guns, as long as it is MS-13, no one will resist!"

Xiao Peng nodded. What Gusta said was really not blindfolded. Some time ago, the Star Striped Nation media conducted a survey. More than 70% of people believed that the most deadly gang in Star Striped Nation was MS-13. That is, the'savage Salvadoran'.

And ‘MS-13’ is so awesome, no one can blame others, only Star Stripe itself.

This star-and-tipped country has always regarded Latin America as its back garden. As a result, during the Cold War, a Cuban popped out of their back garden to sing against them.

This frightened the Stars and Stripes. During the Cold War, in order to prevent more countries from being "reddened", the CIA started to take action. It has cultivated some "agents" in various countries in Latin America. Weapons were given to weapons, and one after another'Central American guerrillas' were formed. Some of these people set foot on the pinnacle of their lives, and became the spokespersons of the Star Stripe Nation, and became great warlords; some failed in the war and had to choose a life of escape. So they fled to the Stars and Stripes.

And these former guerrillas can do nothing but kill. What can they do when they arrive in the Star Striped Nation? It can only be robbed.

What kind of country is El Salvador? Known as "one of the most dangerous countries in the world"! In that country, where there are more than 5,000 homicides every year, where fans of both teams can shoot directly at a football game, can the people who come out from there be a good one? So despite being latecomers, these Salvadorans were desperate and gradually became the most terrifying organization in the Star Striped Nation. Seeing those Latin Americans with tattoos in the Stars and Stripes, it is best to take a detour. This is the logo of MS-13.

Xiao Peng played with the toy gun in his hand and looked at the young man outside the car and said, "Are you from Salvador?"

"No, no, no, we are Cubans!" Gusta said, "A Cuban who just came to Star Striped Nation."

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "Then you are pretty miserable."

This star-stripe country used to have a very good immigration policy towards Cuba. As long as it is a Cuban, the star-stripe country opens its doors and welcomes entry. As long as you can stay in the star-stripe country for one year, you can get a green card. So now there are many Cuban communities in Florida. , Millions of Cubans live in groups there. But the last thing Oguanhai did before leaving his job was to end the immigration open policy for Cuban citizens. Cubans now face restrictions similar to those of citizens of other countries to enter the Star-Stripe Nation.

However, this cannot stop the Cubans’ "Star-Stripe Nation Dream". Many Cubans still smuggle away from their homes to enter the Star-Stripe Nation, hiding in the community of the Star-Stripe Nation to work illegally. These two young people should be like this.

Xiao Peng asked an irrelevant question: "How is it? Does it still feel like paradise here? Regret or regret it?"

As a result, Gusta said: "This is indeed not heaven, but we don't regret it. Anyway, we have nothing."

"Since you have this consciousness, why don't you find a suitable job? Black jobs are better than this, right?" Xiao Peng simply chatted with them because he was bored anyway.

Gusta said: "In fact, Joshua and I were working at the car wash at his relative's house. After a hard day, we can make up to 80 dollars."

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "This seems to be pretty good. Many of us in Huaxia also went to the Stars and Stripes to work illegally. When we first came here, we would be happy to get a job worth two thousand dollars a month. "

Gusta shook his head and said, "So we thought so too, but... My girlfriend is sick. We look down on the disease, so we can only come here to make the best plan."

"Then why did you come to Hua-Sheng-Dun DC?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Gusta replied: "The more dangerous the place, the safer it is? The real MS-13 will not come here, so we can do things more easily."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Hey, your kid is really talented!"