Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng was chatting with Gusta with a cigarette in the car, but Joshua who was outside the car didn't know when to slip away.

"Hey, your friend slipped away!" Xiao Peng said to Gusta when he saw Joshua missing outside the window.

Gusta said: "What can he do if he doesn't slip away? Are we caught together?"

"Don't you hate him?" Xiao Peng asked.

Gusta shook his head: "We have long thought that something like this would happen. This is a good deal. If we are all killed, who will take care of our girlfriend? We will continue to suffer and wait until we get the green card. "

Xiao Peng is happy, what a peculiar way of thinking-naive!

The biggest reason for all people who want to go to the Star-Spangled Nation is that the welfare of the Star-Spangled Nation is good. This is true. There are 126 kinds of social welfare projects in the Star-Spangled Nation: housing and housing of the Ministry of Energy. There are 33 kinds of energy subsidies; the Ministry of Agriculture has 21 kinds of food stamps, and free lunch programs for poor families and children; the Ministry of Health and Human Services has five poor people’s medical insurance projects; the Social Security Bureau also has 27 poor people’s cash and living support projects, etc. So many welfare projects make people rush to Star Stripe Nation.

However, there is no free lunch in the world, which does not mean that you can enjoy these benefits after you get a green card: even if you get a green card, you have to work. Many benefits are based on work.

In order to protect the interests of the people of the Stars and Stripes, research and production jobs similar to high-tech, biochemical, military, etc. are not open to foreigners, and you cannot engage in these jobs with a green card unless you are naturalized. Without naturalization, even with the corresponding knowledge and expertise, it is impossible to engage in it. This is the reason why many Chinese people have great scientific research skills at university, but they cannot engage in professional counterparts.

Retirement benefits need to have a cumulative tax payment record for ten years before they can be enjoyed, which means that they have to have jobs and pay taxes for ten years; unemployment benefits are also similar conditions: if a person with a green card becomes unemployed, the government will Find you a job for free, of course, don’t be too demanding on the job. You must have six months of tax payment records before you can receive relief.

The most talked about in the Stars and Stripes is their medical care, especially the elderly care. You also need to accumulate tax records for ten years, and then pay a small insurance premium, you don’t have to bear the medical expenses by yourself ------Those who really have no money can apply for a medical card, or go to a public hospital to queue up and receive free Medical.

Having a green card only means having permanent residency, and nothing more. There are more people working in the basement with green cards in Stars and Stripes.

"Dude, what are you doing for such a robbery?" Xiao Peng opened the locker in front of the passenger seat, and there were five stacks of dollars in it. This was for preparing for the road before he set off, but it was too fast. It's useless at all: "Even if you succeeded in robbing me, the fifty thousand dollars are all yours. What can you do?"

Gusta looked at the five stacks of bills and his eyes were straight.

Xiao Peng continued to say: "What can you do with the money? First, the police will definitely arrest you. Can you spend the money and say otherwise. Believe me, you are on the way to escape. It costs more money, because at that time you can only spend money on your road to exile, but you can’t make money. In the end, even if you dodge the police, what else can you do if all the money is spent? Be a lifetime waste? Oh, also No, you can take this money back to your country-if you can escape back."

Gusta fell into thinking after hearing Xiao Peng’s words. Xiao Peng continued: “Of course, this money is here. Do you think you can rob? Unless you can **** enough money for a lifetime, otherwise. It's a way of no return."

Alessi said, "Xiao, can the person who ran away just now go to find an accomplice?"

Xiao Peng laughed: "Why am I chatting with him here? I just want to see how many people they can come to. Anyway, I'm idle and I'm idle. If you catch all of them, you can make a contribution to the security of the Stars and Stripes. Haha Haha!"

Alessi said silently: "Are you too boring?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "What I hate the most is to wait for someone and always find something for myself to do."

After hearing Xiao Peng’s words, Gusta shook his head and said, “You think too much, and they won’t come back. We’ve already thought of this day. In fact, no matter if you catch me, I should be sent back to Brazil. This gave me a reason to go home. The Stars and Stripes are not heaven."

Xiao Peng shook his head and said: "You are wrong. The Star-Stripe Nation is paradise. In fact, wherever you have money, it is paradise, and wherever you don't have money, it is hell. To be honest, I like Cuba better than you. -Everyone has no money anyway, everyone is poor and happy together."

"Have you been to Cuba?" Gusta asked curiously.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course, I like your place very much. To be precise, the more places I go, the more I like a country like Cuba. Simplicity is a beauty that is about to disappear."

Gusta was able to let go: "Sir, can you let this snake stay away from me? I have already recognized it, and I don’t plan to run. Can I smoke a cigarette? Well, actually I want to Smoking cigars, you have been to Cuba and know how great our Cuban cigars are."

Xiao Peng reached out and took away the money. There was a cigar box in it. Xiao Peng took out two cigars and handed one to Gusta. The other one asked Alessi if he wanted it. Alessi waved her hand and refused.

"Samuel and Samson? I miss it!" Gusta said after smelling it.

"Really miss?" Xiao Peng didn't understand what Gusta meant.

Gusta took a sip of his cigar and said, "My aunt gave my father a box of this cigar. When I ran out from home, I brought such a box of cigars to the Stars and Stripes. It's so fragrant, I really I miss the days of swimming and smoking cigars on the Cuban beach. Thinking about it this way, it feels good to be caught. Maybe we are all struggling. We only choose to rob. Sir, you don't have to wait for someone to save me. , Hand me over to the police."

"Huh? This has already been saved. By the way, what is your name?" Xiao Peng asked.

"Gusta-Armas, you will know if the police come anyway." Gusta has completely relaxed.

"Then what about your girlfriend?" Xiao Peng asked: "What will she do if you go back like this? And you might be in trouble?"

After hearing this, Gusta paled. Cuba's punishment for sneaking into the Stars and Stripes is very strict. After returning, he will usually spend a period of time in prison, and he will face a lot of trouble in his future life. This is exactly the same as Huaxia decades ago.

So these people who ran out of Cuba have to bite the bullet and support here.

At this moment, someone knocked on Xiao Peng's car door, and Xiao Peng saw that it was a woman in a gray suit.

Xiao Peng rolled down the window: "Anything?"

"Hello, is it Mr. Xiao?" the woman asked.

Xiao Peng nodded: "It's me."

"Hello, I am Demi from the VIP Customer Service Center of Express. I am here to get you the information. This is your special animal breeding certificate. According to our investigation, Mr. Xiao, you have raised a lot in China Special animals, so we simply apply for the breeding license for 420 species of animals in six categories including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, fish and insects. This cost a lot of money, but I miss you I don’t mind, right?"

Xiao Peng opened the door and got out of the car. He took the document from her and flipped it roughly: "Very good. I am very satisfied! What about the identity of the King Cobra?"

Demi opened her handbag and took out a frame from it: "Mr. Xiao, we have put it in the frame for you."

Xiao Peng took the frame, it was a light blue proof, and it was still very delicate.

Demi said, "Mr. Xiao, now there is a question: I want to take some pictures of that king cobra. After all, we are going to get on the bus first and then make up the ticket. Don't you know it's convenient?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Of course it's convenient." After he said that, he bowed his head and wanted to take the King Cobra out of the car window. As soon as he bowed his head, he heard Alesi shouting: "Be careful!"

Before Xiao Peng could come back to his senses, Xiao Peng took a heavy hit on the back.

Xiao Peng slowly stood up straight and looked to the back. It turned out that it was Joshua who had just ran away, and there was a girl beside him. And Joshua was holding a metal bat in his hand. This bat was already bent. It seemed that the metal bat that Xiao Peng discussed earlier was not light.

Xiao Peng moved his shoulders and looked at Joshua, who was holding the club: "Boy, really cruel!"

"You... Are you okay?" Joshua didn't quite believe his eyes!

"Do you want me to have something? You are so young and do not live or die, your stick is in the turn of ordinary people, and you will be immortal or disabled! Do you want to stay in jail for a lifetime?" Xiao Peng was speechless.

Joshua straightened his chest: "We are brothers for life! Gusta, come out quickly! You and Penney go quickly, I stop them!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Are you stopping us? Just relying on your bent club?"

Gusta was also anxious: "What are you doing here? Hurry up! You are not his opponent! Penney! Why are you here too!"

The girl cried there and said, "Gusta, we came out together. We have to do everything together!"

Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Please, is it okay for you to rob me? How can it be as if I'm bullying you?"

Demi, who was frightened and hid to the side, asked, "Mr. Xiao, what is the situation?"

Xiao Peng said lightly: "Oh, these young men robbed me on my head."

Demi hurriedly asked, "Mr. Xiao, do you need me to call the police for you?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "No need...Faco! Put down your guns! Don't frighten the kids!"