Godly Fisherman

"Ligger, what kind of champagne is this?" Warvin frowned, "This wine is really terrible! It's not like your usual drinking taste!"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Don't mention it, I found out that I have become the'cargo king' now. Just like you gave me sneakers, Kardashian is the same as sending cosmetics to Emilia and my eldest daughter if they are fine. I send everything I do. The warehouse in my house is almost full. You said Georgina has her own cosmetics brand. Why do you send so many cosmetics?"

Warvin smiled and said: "Let you play free ads, who gave you this wine?"

Xiao Peng said: "Kardashian his husband Kanye, this guy spent 200 million US dollars last year to buy the Ace of Spades Golden Champagne. This is their new brand, called'Yeezus Juice'. I don't know him. What did my mind think, I came up with such a semi-dry white-medium-white champagne. This guy likes sweet wines. He also wants to get a little musk from me to make wine. I don’t know what’s in my mind, but it’s a pity that China prohibits it. Musk is exported, so although I have a lot there, it can't help him."

Wowen said: "He likes this kind of taste. Our Star Stripe people still like sweet taste."

Tom Brady nodded and said: "I think this wine is delicious. By the way, Xiao, when I was in China last time, my wife especially liked watching a TV series of your China. What is it called? It's an emperor and him. The stories between the countless wives of China. The women in there are intrigues with each other. Musk is their weapon against pregnant women. You should follow along and tell me that if you want to export this kind of wine to China, I’m afraid it won’t be sold, right?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "If it was bought by Huaxia, how many people would be willing to buy this wine and drink it back? They all put it to watch. Kanye is not stupid, I tell you, don’t look at Kanye as a person. Psychologically abnormal, but if you talk about the ability to make money in business, none of you can catch up with him——Tom, so your wife can fight with him."

I have to say that Gisele Bundchen’s earning power is really much better than Tom Brady. To be precise, although these professional players can make a lot of money, why are most of them going bankrupt after retirement? It is because the level of education is too low. As the saying goes, "Wealth is not worthy of morality, there will be disasters."

"But I don't see you publicizing us!" Wowen complained.

Xiao Peng pointed to the shoes on his feet: "Aren't these wearing your signature shoes?"

"... Liger, don't talk about it anymore, I feel even more distressed. This is a signature shoe with collectible value."

"But aren't they shoes?" Xiao Peng said lightly.

After hearing this, Wowen smiled and said, "By the way, Liger, I just asked, the boss here is here today, do you want to see him?"

Xiao Peng was a little curious: "Huh? Where is he?" He is still very interested in the boss who used to be a bounty hunter. After all, he has never been in contact with this industry: "We have been here for so long, how can he pay? Doesn't it appear?"

Tom Brady explained: "Isn't this close to the Potomac River? Hairy crabs were found here, so CBP issued a notice that all the residents along the coast have caught the house crabs as required."

CBP is the abbreviation of the Federal Customs and Border Protection Bureau. It belongs to the powerful department of the Stars and Stripes country, but it is the standard "taking money but not doing things". Okay, it is a bit exaggerated to say that, the most important thing is the Stars The awareness of environmental protection is really deep in the bones. They rarely touch any wild animals, which can easily lead to the problem of species proliferation, such as wild boar, deer, Asian carp, and raccoon. . . . . .

And they are flooded and they cannot manage it casually. For example, if you want to hunt wild boars, deer, etc., you have to spend money to obtain a hunting permit. Well, you don’t need to apply for a permit to hunt Asian carp, but you have to eat yourself and catch as many as you want. Sell ​​money? I'm sorry, CBP will come to your door every minute to send you a ticket with a high price.

So, does CBP mean that he is serious and responsible or deliberately making trouble? This is really bad.

But what they said made Xiao Peng interested: "Hydrcrab? Has flooded the Potomac River?"

Tom Brady nodded and said: "Yes, the flooding is very serious. Since the flooding in Maryland last year, the spread of hairy crabs is beyond imagination, including hairy crabs in the small river in front of my house. Later, it spread to the Hudson River. Now there is also the Potomac River. You should know that hairy crabs have strong viability and aggressive nature. They eat aquatic plants and fish eggs, which seriously affect the ecological balance of our local waters. Therefore, they are listed as the best by CBP. One of the terrible invasive species, and hairy crabs are burrowing crabs, which can damage embankments and dams, and block drainage and sewage pipes. This is a terrible species! It is no exaggeration to say that the entire eastern part of the Star-Stripe Country is the most The headache is the hairy crabs. All residents living along the river bank put the fishing of hairy crabs first. CBP provides a lot of bounties. Now CBP requires people to record their findings in time if they find hairy crabs. The location and time of hairy crabs, and then put them in alcohol soak or freeze them. If anyone dares to transport hairy crabs, it will be a punishment of ten thousand dollars to catch them!"

After Xiao Peng heard this, his eyes lighted a little: "Hairy crabs! You can let him overflow with such delicious things? Steaming, deep-frying, stir-frying, making soup... Oh my god, then. But the world is delicious!"

"It's delicious?" Warvin's eyes widened: "I have seen hairy crabs. They look almost like cats. They are covered with hairs all over their bodies. They are scavengers. Can you eat them?"

Tom Brady also said: "Xiao, eat crabs with you. I can already accept crab paste and crab roe. This is a great progress! But I really don't have the courage to accept hairy crabs. These hairy crabs living in the river are in the mud. It’s crawling around, and it’s all'dirty stuff'. How can you eat such things?"

Warvin added: "And those with small legs and pliers are nothing meaty."

Xiao Peng laughed: "There are many techniques for eating hairy crabs, such as picking, pushing, pushing and folding... Forget it, I don't understand it with you. But this hairy crab has finally entered the Star-Tangled Nation. It can be regarded as "rain and dew", can't let the Chinese compatriots in the Star Stripe country not have delicious food, right?"

"All rain and dew? What does this mean?" Tom Brady asked curiously.

Xiao Peng explained: "Hairy crabs have long been rampant in Europe, such as Belgium, Germany, etc. Now those countries are considering selling hairy crabs back to China. To be precise, there are already local Chinese doing this. , And made a lot of money. If you want to make money? You can catch hairy crabs and sell them to China. I promise you will sell as much as you want, and you will definitely make a lot of money!"

Tom Brady's eyes widened: "Really? This thing can really make money? Xiao, you know, I have a farm, although I always lose money as a vacation farm, let you say that. How do I feel as if I have found a profitable project? There is a natural lake on my farm, which is about four hectares or more, but I have been idle there."

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Do you think I am making you happy? Our hairy crabs are in short supply. The most famous hairy crab is Yangcheng Lake hairy crab. You can sell both a 200g male crab and a 150g female crab. It’s close to 30 US dollars, which is still the wholesale price. If it is a male crab of more than 250 grams and a female crab of more than 180 grams? I can sell a pair of 50 US dollars!"

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, everyone was shocked: "What are you talking about? Just two such little crabs can sell for that much money?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course! Hairy crabs are one of our most famous delicacies in China! And the reason why they can sell so expensive is in the final analysis five words: rare things are expensive. Because we are now vigorously rectifying environmental protection, This year’s Yangcheng Lake hairy crab farming area is less than last year’s. The output of Yangcheng Lake’s hairy crabs is more than 1,000 tons. As the saying goes, “the emperor’s daughter does not have to worry about marrying”.

Tom Brady asked suddenly: "Then what is the breeding density of this hairy crab?"

Xiao Peng calculated: "You said you have a four-hectare lake? Let's calculate it easily. Assuming that it is a square 200 meters long and 200 meters wide, it is 40,000 square meters. According to our Huaxia measurement method, it is 60 mu. Land. Each acre can breed about 1,000 hairy crabs, and the total output is more than 60,000. Only female crabs of 125 grams or more and male crabs of 180 grams or more are available for sale. If you can breed them Up to the maximum physique I said, one breeding season, your lake can bring you almost 1.5 million dollars in income."

Tom Brady opened his mouth open: "So much? Valco, I can't let that lake sit idle!"

In the end, Xiao Peng laughed: "Dude, I'm kidding you!"

"Huh?" Tom Brady was disappointed.

Xiao Peng said: "Of course, the price I said did not make you funny. Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs have such a high status in our country's catering industry, but they are only limited to the authentic Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs. Because of our Chinese people's love for hairy crabs, so There are crab farmers specializing in cultivating hairy crabs in Taihu Lake, Hongze Lake, Baoying Lake, Gucheng Lake and other places along the Yangtze River. You also know that China’s e-commerce is very developed, so these crab farmers cooperate with e-commerce companies. Selling hairy crabs under the banner of'Yangcheng Lake', go directly to the farm next to Yangcheng Lake, transport the hairy crabs raised from other places to Yangcheng Lake for a period of time, and then sell them under the name of Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs. Let’s not hide it from you. The so-called'Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs', on average, only one out of 300 is real, but this can’t stop people’s enthusiasm for buying. Tell yourself how much we Chinese people love this hairy crab? Of course, the price of real and fake Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs The gap is very big. If it is fake, it may cost one or two dollars for a pair. If you count this way, you probably won't be able to earn fifty thousand dollars in one breeding season in your lake."

Warvin and Tom looked at each other, but asked an irrelevant question: "Is this hairy crab really that delicious?"

ps: Because I owe more for personal affairs, I will make up for it, Lao Yang apologizes