Godly Fisherman

"Swear to God, Xiao, it's the first time I have seen a party like you." Xiao Peng was still asleep, so he was shaken.

Xiao Peng stretched his waist: "Please, I haven't woken up yet, why did you get into my room?"

Alessi smiled smirkly: "I'm helping Emilia look at you, and I want to see if you have done anything to apologize to her."

Xiao Peng covered his body with the quilt: "I'm afraid you want to guard and steal again."

Alessi gave him a white look: "Don't think of yourself as attractive, okay? There were so many handsome guys last night, but they were all blind and didn't even dare to talk to me!"

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "Are you sure it's related to keeping Hydra around you? You hold'Hydra' wherever you go. How courageous people should dare to approach you! I think those guys Even if you want to soak, you will think about it, so don’t be killed by accident."

After hearing this, Alessi directly took the pillow and smashed it at Xiao Peng: "Get up quickly. Eminem, they are waiting for you!"

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "What did you say? They woke up?"

Alei said, "Of course, they are all professional athletes. Do you think your life is as irregular as you? Besides, you didn't drink much alcohol last night. I have taken it. This is the first time I have seen people participate. Partying is not for drinking, dancing and chatting, but for eating."

Last night, Xiao Peng met Chapman, the owner of the party hall. He was doing something that made the Chinese people feel painful: He was smashing the hairy crabs he caught with his shoes to kill.

Xiao Peng instantly remembered the news report before liberation: the poor people in the capital can only rely on hairy crabs. . . . . .

This Nima is a violent thing!

In the respect for food, Xiao Peng couldn't help but borrowed the kitchen of the party hall to try if the hairy crab was unaccustomed after he arrived in the Star-Tiao Country.

Facts have proved that your uncle is still your uncle, and the hairy crab is still that hairy crab. How delicious it is. Just put some water in the pot, pour some cooking wine, and then put some **** on the crab to get rid of fishy and steam it.

Xiao Peng seldom eats Hexian. This time it was a treat. Seeing Xiao Peng's food so delicious, Warvin and Tom Brady couldn't help but taste it with curiosity, and then they couldn't stop. What was originally a party with beautiful women has become a smorgasbord of several people.

I don’t know how many girls who want to take the opportunity to develop with Xiao Peng are already scolding secretly--what is this Nima! Eat! Eat! Can the crab be delicious for us? You eat us!

Some girls also want to summon the courage to take the initiative to engage in relationships with Xiao Peng, well, even if they have no relationship with Xiao Peng, what are the very suitable candidates for Warren and Tom Brady? As a result, there was a girl beside them. The girl was not terrible, but the big snake beside her was terrible! So Xiao Peng and the others were not harassed all night, let them eat crabs and chat in comfort.

During the dinner, Tom Brady and Warwen both tactfully put forward the request that Xiao Peng be optimistic about their fishermen and never let them land in the NFL or NBA. Xiao Peng is very puzzled about this. What are you doing? You are the ones who go to Qianliyan to entangle the fishermen on the island, and you are the ones who don't let them go.

However, after Xiao Peng understood the ins and outs of the matter, Xiao Peng was also very speechless. His feelings were the sequelae of his own car crash. But this is also good, he was not interested in this matter at all.

However, Xiao Peng was not surprised at all about this matter. The Star Stripe people were just like that, they were afraid that they would not engage in others who are stronger than themselves.

The simplest examples are table tennis and badminton.

They all think that the Stars and Stripes don’t like table tennis. Even Conan, the host of "The Conan Show", said in the show: "All male athletes participating in the Olympic Games will send fifteen sets, and male table tennis players will send fourteen- -----This is too much. To tease ping pong is a ‘mother sport’, in fact he plays table tennis himself.

In fact, the truth of the matter is: the love of table tennis in Stars and Stripes is beyond imagination! In a city with a population of 600,000, there are almost 60,000 table tennis tables. Many people have table tennis tables in their homes. According to the population ratio, the number of people playing table tennis in Stars and Stripes far exceeds that of China. Including Adam **** and other Hollywood stars, the level of table tennis is pretty good-don't you see that in "Forrest Gump", Forrest Gump also relies on the home of table tennis? The first pot of gold in your life from advertising a table tennis bat?

In fact, the former star and stripe country table tennis pair is also a world champion team: it has won one men's team championship, two women's team championships, two women's singles championships, three singles and doubles championships and two mixed champions in the World Table Tennis Championships. Double championship, a total of 10 gold medals, two silver medals and 19 bronze medals, this result is much better than most countries in the world!

Let’s put it this way, why did Rong Guotuan become a ‘national hero’ when he won China’s first world table tennis championship? Just because the level of table tennis in the Stars and Stripes of that era was the world's top level.

The same is true for badminton. Almost everyone in the Stars and Stripes country has badminton rackets in their homes, and people often see people playing table tennis in the backyard. Moreover, they have held the Stars and Stripes Badminton Open every year since 1954. Since 2007, they have become one of the World Badminton Grand Prix. They are not disliked for sports, but their country has only more than 4,000. For registered athletes, the state does not attach importance to badminton.

The reason for this is that the Star Stripe National Olympic Committee commanders choose to fund projects that they think are capable of winning cards, and, like those sports of absolute strength in other countries, they will hardly engage in it-especially China Overwhelmingly dominant.

The star-and-stripe countries such as weightlifting, table tennis, badminton, football, synchronized swimming, etc. are not engaged now. It is not that they don't like it, but if they can't do it, they don't do it. Oh, football is starting to pay attention now, after all, they are a strong North American team-it is not that he is too strong, it is that his opponent is too weak, he is in North America and the Caribbean only in the Stars and Stripes, Mexico, There are six teams from Panama, Costa Rica, Honduras and Trinidad and Tobago, and the top three can qualify. The competition is as easy as it is-the result is that the last World Cup has not Appeared and gave birth to a country called Trinidad and Tobago sent home.

Tragedy!

Not blowing! In such a football environment, even if the China Men's Football team is allowed to play, it will not enter the World Cup. Ahem, eighty steps and a hundred steps.

But if you don’t play, don’t play. The fisherman of Qianliyan is not interested in this at all. He ran half of the earth to please the sports fans of the Stars and Stripes? They are not so noble.

When Xiao Peng arrived at the restaurant, Wowen and others were already there waiting for him. Seeing Xiao Peng coming, Wowen grinned: "Ligger, just now Hua Sheng Dun called over there and said yes. Someone has arrived, let’s go and take a look."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Okay, then you will have to work hard to drive."

His car is still parked at the end of the race.

Warvin grinned and said, "What's so hard about this. By the way, Liger, I live on Long Island now, and wait for you to take a look at my house."

"Long Island?" Xiao Peng was taken aback: "You also live there?"

Warvin said: "Yes, yes, Mr. McAfee bought a house there too. We can stop by and play with him! Hey, Liger, let me tell you, McAfee will always have beautiful women."

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Then don't go, I don't want to see him!"

"Huh?" Warvin asked curiously after hearing this: "Why?"

Xiao Peng told Warwen and the others about the quarrel between him and McAfee.

Wowen asked puzzledly: "Ligger, why do you fight with him over such a trivial matter? Isn't the relationship between you two very good?"

Brady also persuaded: "Xiao, even though as a father, I don’t think Mr. McAfee is doing it right, but you have to think about what kind of person Mr. McAfee is. You should know better than us, you and him. When making friends, you must take into account his various unreasonable styles of doing things, right? There are more than six billion people on the earth. Since God has let you know each other, it must be his will. It is not worth turning your face for such a thing. . You should have a good talk."

Xiao Peng took a bite of steak: "Talk? Why?"

Brady asked Xiao Peng to stop: "I just feel that friends should give in to each other."

Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's the first time to be a human being. Why should I get used to him? You just said God? Do you know what God can do best?"

Warvin and Brady shook their heads together.

Xiao Peng explained: "God, what an old man can do most is subtraction. As you grow older, you will find that God takes away many of your things when you don’t know it, such as taking away some of your friends and taking away yours. Some dreams. Some friends may have been okay but eventually parted ways, some friends may not quarrel for a lifetime but lose contact; some friends may still have contact information, but they don’t know why they should be contacted; Some friends may still talk and laugh today, and it turned out to be the last time the two met... Friends are simple to say, but how many people can go to the end of the big wave? Just play together if you can. , Even if you can’t play together, if you can be friends, then you can do it, if you can’t do it, then you can finish it! Why insist on such a thing?"

Warvin scratched his head: "Well, Liger, what you say is what you say, then what shall we do after attending the award ceremony?"

Xiao Peng said: "Wowen, do you know the real estate agent in Los Angeles?"

"Huh?" Warvin was overjoyed after hearing this: "Ligger, are you going to settle in Star-Tangled Nation?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "No, no, no, I'll buy a house for Alessi."

Alessi, who was on the side, raised her head and looked at Xiao Peng with a smirk: "Xiao, what do you mean? Buy me a house? Are you planning to support me?"

"...Damn, don't buy it!"