Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan looked at the eyes of Huai, and forgot to forget what he had just said.

The voice broadcast of the theater sounded to remind them to enter.

To Huaizhi, holding popcorn and roses stood up: "No shortage of money, and I don't want to be related to her. Go in."

Jing Huan "Oh" gave a sigh of relief and kept up with him.

When the queue was checked in, Jing Huan returned to God a little.

In fact, he is not refusing to export. On the contrary, he is more accustomed to calling the "brother" to Huai. After all, he is called more in the game. When he first met Huai, he almost yelled at the wrong person several times.

But, let’s call it now, it’s... suddenly it’s quite strange.

They both talked about time and were at the very end of the ticket checking team.

Jing Huan took two cups of cola into the auditorium and looked up. The number of auditoriums was scarce, and the two were seated. Everyone had a rose and became a couple.

At this time, turning to Huai, the rose on his hand revealed half of the petals with his movements: "How many?"

Jing Huan said: "The last row, 7, 8 seats."

In the last row, only two of them, Jing Huan put the cola, and when he looked up, he saw that the rose was inserted next to Coke.

Same as other couples on the field.

Jing Huan: "..."

How do you feel that it is not right?

At the beginning of the film, Jing Huan is sitting in danger and preparing to watch the movie seriously.

In front of the movie is a primer. After Jing Huan patiently read it, there are several big characters on the screen - "Don't mess with my robot girlfriend."

Jing Huan was a little bit ugly, and he picked up the movie ticket on his hand and confirmed it seriously.

He didn't look at it on the court today. He only thought that the cover of the film was very sci-fi, so he chose this one.

The cinema is perfunctory, the movie ticket is not printed, but the handwriting, which only says "Robot".

Is this not a science fiction film? ? ?

Before changing, Jing Huan definitely got up and left.

But today his patience has been expanded to the maximum. He not only did not leave, but also chose to sit in a comfortable position.

Jing Huan saw the man in the screen unpacking the courier and found that there was a female robot that was not in the air. The expression was very subtle.

It can be seen that the original film size is large, but after editing, there is no more left.

Jing Huan’s lack of support for the chin, a bow, saw the action of the little couple in front.

When the male owner opened the courier, the girl immediately sat up straight and shyly caught the eyes of her boyfriend.

"..."

What is this good to cover!

People have exposed their necks! !

Jing Huan felt funny, turned his head and tried to vomit, and he was on the line of sight to Huai.

He looked at him from Huai’s eyes and asked, "What happened."

Jing Huan threw himself into the back of his mind.

He took his eyes off and grabbed the popcorn and threw it into his mouth. The sweetness of his mouth: "Do you... eat popcorn?"

Asked Huai: "Good?"

"Slightly sweet." Jing Huan paused. "Rely, it's too sweet... You still don't eat, greasy."

In the darkness, he smiled very lightly at Huai: "Well."

Jing Huan: "..."

grass.

What am I talking about? ! !

I am crazy, I am free, why are you buying popcorn! Why buy a couple's meal! ! Is it unhappy to have two or two cups of cola? ! !

Jing Huan changed his seat position uncomfortably, and the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.

Lu Wenhao: No... I suddenly thought of a problem.

Xiaojing:?

Lu Wenhao: Shouldn't it be a movie of three people, why don't I have a name?

Lu Wenhao: Why didn't you call me to the seniors!

A glimpse of Jinghuan.

Don't say, he really didn't think about bringing Lu Wenhao together...

Xiaojing: It’s hard to have no class for days. How can you deprive you of your rest time?

Lu Wenhao:?

Xiaojing: Take a good rest, drink more hot water, and go to bed early.

Jing Huan locked the phone, and looked up, the two in front had secretly kissed.

The boy leaned over and the back of his head moved.

Jing Huan stiffened his neck and did not dare to turn his head again.

If you look at yourself in Huai, you are watching yourself.

Didn’t see what the two men were doing to Huai’s?

Jing Huan did not know what happened to him, and he felt embarrassed. He now wants to rush to put the money on the boy's face, let him go to the hotel next door, do not do this in public.

At the end of the film screening, the two people in the front finally stopped moving.

Jinghuan was very hardworking and didn't even know what the film said. He hurriedly got up: "Let's go."

To Huai, he reached out and picked up the rose next to Coke and went out.

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan felt mixed and walked out of the cinema, and for the second time in his heart, he blackened the broken place.

The cold wind was blowing on his face, and Jing Huan was finally awake. He had nothing to say: "This movie is quite long."

To Huaizhi said: "Only eighty minutes."

Jing Huan: "..." Grass, how did he feel that he had passed a century.

Looking at Huaizhi’s time: “Going to eat?”

"Okay," Jing Huan said. "I invite you, what do you want to eat?"

"To Huaizhi?" suddenly someone called them.

Jing Huan turned back and saw a few tall boys standing behind them, and they all looked very good.

I raised an eyebrow at Huai, and said hello: "Squad leader."

The squad leader is a northeast boy, warm and friendly, helping the class to do a lot of work, and the relationship with Huai is good.

"It's you, don't you say something?" The squad looked at Jing Huan. "Who is this?"

"Jing Huan, sophomore!" Without waiting for them to answer, the person behind the squad leader gave the answer. "You said that you want to play basketball with him!"

The squad leader suddenly realized: "Oh, the younger brother is a good student."

Jing Huan also laughed: "The senior is good, we just finished watching the movie."

"Which movie has been beautiful recently?" the squad leader asked. "Where are you going now?"

Said to Huaizhi: "Eating."

"Rely, that's just right, go, my birthday today, please eat barbecue." The squad leader said nothing to come up.

The squad leader was a tall man, but he did not pull it to Huai.

Said to Huaizhi: "Next time, I am carrying people."

The squad leader smiled: "Next time? I mean, please ask me when I have a birthday next year."

Jing Huan said: "Oh, nothing, then I will go back first..."

He had not taken two steps back and was taken to Huai's wrist. At the same time, the squad leader also grabbed his other arm.

"Don't go, one go." The squad leader said, "There is a pair of chopsticks! I have a big table, can sit!"

The rotisserie was newly opened, and there was a opening bargain. The squad leader said that he was an acquaintance with the store manager. He raised his hand and called a few dozen drinks, and two bottles of white.

When Lu Hang arrived, he saw the people in his seat and stared at him: "You are not... Did you go there? Jinghuan? Why are you?"

"Where are you? The two brothers just finished watching the movie." The squad leader stood up with a cup. "Exactly, people are together, please kiss me for a cup, wish me a happy birthday!"

Everyone laughed at him and smiled, and stood up to respect the wine.

The location was originally crowded. It was a large round sofa. After Lu Hang joined, it was even more crowded. Everyone was basically half-body.

Jing Huan just sat down and leaned against him on Huaizhi.

"If they will respect you for a while, don't drink."

Jing Huan nodded slightly: "Yeah."

Rely on.

How did he feel that he was breathing to Huai... and he hit his ear.

Jing Huan did not know the people on the table. He thought it was a matter of worrying about Huai, and he did not expect to have three trips. The topic really turned to him.

"School brother," the squad leader raised his glass to him. "It’s better to see it, you look so good."

Jing Huan touched the other party with a cup: "It’s not good to look at, it’s just handsome."

The squad leader smiled: "Yes, confident enough. You don't know, I have heard you since I was old. Last time we played in the next class, Huai was not there, and the girls in our class didn't come."

He raised his index finger. "I really didn't come. I still thought about what I was doing... I later learned that your class also had competitions with other classes that day. You have to see you."

To the side of Huai, I saw the boys around me holding the glasses with one hand and laughing very happy.

Chatting and chatting, Jing Huan unconsciously accompanied the squad leader to drink a few glasses of wine.

Fortunately, this wine glass is small, two things.

He said: "The next time you play, brother."

The squad leader nodded: "Then you have to let me have a few balls, otherwise the girls can't see me."

"Where do I use it?" Jing Huan said, "You, this son, don't just take me?"

The squad leader was full of one meter nine, and he laughed and laughed after hearing it: "Hey, Huaizhi, you can talk to your elementary school."

He smiled at Huaizhi: "Well."

"In fact, you don't have to be so troublesome. You really want to give the compatriots a split peach blossom. There is also the easiest way to do it," said the squad leader. "You hurry to find a little girl to fall in love and break the thoughts of the gang." , right."

Move to Huai's action.

Jing Huan laughed: "That counts, who can see me. Only the feelings of the skin are destined to last forever."

The squad leader: "Don't, do you think about it, or what type do you like? Brother introduced it to you."

"Forget it." Jing Huan waved his hand and leaned back, hitting the shoulder of Huaizhi.

Jing Huan turned his head and asked nervously: "Is it hurting you?"

Hanging on the scorpion to Huai, just looking at him, no snoring.

Again.

Why did you look at him with this kind of eyes?

Seeing that he was tight and could not speak.

"What are you doing? Sweet look?" The squad leader interrupted, "Jing Huan, come, continue to drink."

Jing Huan returned to God and pretended to turn around calmly. He picked up his empty cup: "Well, wait for me to pour a glass of wine."

"Hey, wait a minute, don't drink beer, what's the beer?" The squad leader picked up the liquor at hand. "Come and drink this, good things, expensive."

The squad leader said as he stood up and bent down to pour wine into the Jinghuan Cup.

When the liquor bottle just reached, it was stopped.

Reaching Huaizhi to the bottle, he said, "He can't drink."

The people on the table were stunned. Lu Hang first reacted and stood up: "He really can't drink, he used to drink a few bottles of beer at KTV last time, and finally went out."

Jinghuan stunned, his mouth said hard: "Not so exaggerated, I was actually awake..."

"Nothing, just a cup, this white is not strong, just drink and play." The squad leader said, "or half a cup?"

Jing Huan also felt that half a cup was too drunk. He lifted the cup a little and just said something.

"Don't, children don't fill." To Huaizhi said, "I know that I haven't had time to prepare a gift for you, and I will accompany you to drink two cups, the squad leader."

The people on the table were shocked and the squad leader felt even rare.

Their class boys' temper is not so good, they like to persuade the wine, and Huaizhi is the person they advise the most.

The boy sitting next to the squad leader immediately said: "The gang will drink three cups."

Jing Huan: "?"

This is a bit too much.

Jing is busy saying: "That still..."

"Yes." To Huai's eyebrows did not wrinkle.

Jing Huan: "..."

Although chatting happily in the middle, but Jing Huan is not in their class, when they come back, their topic Jinghuan does not fit in.

He couldn't help but turn his head and look at Huai.

To Huaizhi is chatting with his classmates, his face is as usual, that is, the cheeks are a little bit inconspicuous.

"Jing Huan." I don't know how long it took, the squad leader called him again.

Jing Huan returns to God: "Ah."

The squad leader’s cheeks were red, and it seemed to have been drunk a bit: “Why did your mother give you this name, it sounds like a little girl.”

This is not the first time that Jinghuan has listened. He said, "Oh, they said that people are happy when they live in the world. Jingkai and Jingxin are not good at listening. They took a happy word."

The people on the table laughed. The squad leader smiled and gave him a thumbs up: "Auntie said it makes sense."

The barbecue was eaten until 9:30, but everyone was still not happy. The squad leader waved his hand and decided to temporarily add the game. They went to the nearby bar and consumed aa.

Everyone naturally said yes.

Get up to Huai, pick up the jacket: "I will not go with him, you play slowly."

Knowing that it is difficult to ask Huai, the squad leader did not care: "Nothing, go back yourself, Jinghuan will go with us."

Jing Huan was ill, and he didn't want to be hanged in a hangover. He waved his hand: "I don't go."

The squad leader: "Why?"

Jing Huan shrugged: "I have a tight hand recently, no money to soak."

Monitor: "..."

Listening to Huai’s side, I always feel that this excuse is particularly familiar.

When I walked to the door, I found that it was raining outside, and the rain was even stronger than yesterday.

A bunch of big men didn't have an umbrella. Fortunately, the squad leader and the store were really aware, and the store borrowed several umbrellas from them.

Jing Huan also got a black old man umbrella.

The two walked under the umbrella and no one spoke.

Jing Huan turned his eyes and finally nailed it to the hand holding the handle of the handle to Huai.

"Dizziness is not dizzy?" Suddenly opened to Huai.

Jing Huan was caught like a bad thing, and immediately removed his gaze: "Ah? Not dizzy, I didn't drink much."

"They are good people," said Huaizhi. "It’s just that drinking is not good."

Jinghua nodded: "Understand."

The rain hit the eaves and burst into a muffled sound. Because of the heavy rain, there was almost no one on the street. The dim light of the street lamp hit the water and brightened.

The cell phone in the pocket was shaken several times, and Jing Huan came out to see it.

It’s a gang message, and I don’t know what to celebrate, I’ve been making red packets.

There was no point in Jinghuan. He took the phone back and suddenly thought of another important thing.

He had not had time to explain the oolong to Huai.

Yesterday was ill, did not find the opportunity, and now only he and Xiang Huai, can be said to be the best time.

Jinghuan’s mouth opened and closed, and he couldn’t say a word for a long time.

"Do you have tonic today?" asked Huai.

Jinghuan stunned for a while, and it took a while to react: "Eat, I will eat it every day after twelve o'clock, and the maid will send a message to remind him."

"When is the child born?"

"No surprise, Sunday?"

"Huh," said to Huai: "Working hard."

"?"

To Huaizhi said: "When the child is born, bring you back to the experience."

"..."

In fact, there is nothing wrong with this.

Ke Jinghuan feels that the inexplicable is a bit high.

Say they are like online dating.

Jing Huan immediately opened this dangerous thought. He took a deep breath and said, "Brother, actually, I still have something to tell you."

"what's up."

"About..." Jing Huan’s voice is getting smaller. "About why I opened the voice changer... I lied to you..."

At the end of the day, Jing Huan wanted to find a place to sew up.

too difficult.

It's really too hard.

The college entrance examination is not so sad! ! !

Going to Huai’s step as usual, said: "I know."

"Things are like this, a few months ago..." Jing Huan stupidly realized that he had said something to Huai, and he turned his head in surprise: "Ah?"

"I said, I know." To Huaizhi said.

"..."

How did you know? ? ?

Looking at his shocked expression, he wanted to laugh at Huai.

"Look ahead, walk well," he said.

Jing Huan did not know how he returned to the apartment downstairs.

He is full of doubts at the moment, but he is afraid to ask it out and can only digest it himself.

He has been stunned for so long, and he has been scared for a long time. ? ?

The most unbelievable thing is that Huaizhi is willing to continue to be friends with him when he knows.

Also give him water.

Ask him to watch a movie.

Help him stop the wine...

Jing Huan pulled out from the mess of thoughts, and when he looked up, his face was moved.

It’s a good person to Huai’s true.

good man.

"Brother," I have no psychological burden. Jinghuan’s brother is very sincere. "I must be good to you in the future."

I wanted to say goodbye to Huai’s original, and I heard a message: "...is it good for me?"

"Well," Jing Huan Yu Guang swept the rose in the pocket of Huai, and blurted out. "You like roses so much? I will send you a big bunch next time."

Silence to Huai: "Well, go up."

Jing Huan said: "Will you go up together? I will give you a hot cup of milk and warm the stomach. You have just drunk so much wine, it is hard to be uncomfortable."

He appealed to Huai’s long.

He didn't drink very much, but he didn't get to the point where he was not drunk. The squad leader just gave him a lot of white. He is now a little hot.

"Not to go today," he said.

Jing Huan "Oh" said: "Would I go up first?"

"Ok."

Jing Huan went two steps in the way, suddenly thought of something, and turned back.

Jing Huan untied his own scarf and put it on the body of Huai.

He was very casual, and the scarf that was more than a meter long was wrapped in a circle around Huaizhi’s neck, some loose. He glanced at him and raised his hand again to help him wrap a circle. Finally, he pulled his tail and gathered it.

"It’s cold at night, you go back around here," Jing Huan said. "It’s warmer. The school doesn’t like to open the back door when it rains. The ghost knows that the uncle is closing today..."

The scarf was worn for a long time, and the temperature of the person was stained on it. Smell the smell on the scarf to Huai, if you were in the dream of blushing heartbeat last night.

After the tie, Jing Huan said with satisfaction: "I went up."

When he turned and just about to leave, he was caught by his arm and dragged over there.

Jinghuan took two steps and slammed into the body of Huai, and smelled the faint smell of the other side.

Jing Huan: "How..."

The words behind him could not be asked.

Lifting the umbrella to Huai’s left hand, blocking their upper body, the black umbrella separates the two from the rain screen, the voice control lights in the building are extinguished, and Jing Huan seems to return to the screening room. The only difference is the hall. Only he and Xiang Huai.

Inside the umbrella, bowed down to Huai, as I dreamt of last night, I touched the lips of Jing Huan very lightly. 2k novel reading network