Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 87:

Yesterday, Huaizhi had the urge to do so yesterday.

But they just frankly, in a strict sense, can be regarded as just beginning to fall in love, he did not talk about love, just telling himself in his heart, it should be gradual.

But he just drank some wine, blew a few winds, and wanted to open.

He likes Jing Huan, and Jing Huan likes him too.

They are lovers.

There is no progress bar between lovers.

Jing Huan’s lips are very soft, and there is a mint flavor given by the barbecue shop. She first kissed Huai’s first. When she got up, she thought about it and bowed her head.

Have a taste of the kiss.

Straight to the Huaizhi station, reached out and rubbed his hair, and the throat was lightly rolled, and he said with a smile: "Your face is very red."

Jing Huan: "........."

I am burning myself on fire, can my mother not be red? ? ?

Jinghuan stood in the same place, and the whole person was stiff.

He suspected that he was drunk, and he was so drunk that he had to drink fast into the hospital to make a dream that would not happen in the end of the world.

Seeing his silence, he paused to Huai: "Is it angry?"

Jing Huan felt that his throat was blocked by something, and it was particularly difficult to talk. He said with a dumb voice: "No."

"Well, go up," retracted his hand to Huai, and the umbrella fell to somewhere. He said, "Thank you for your rose."

Jing Huan like a robot to follow the road to Huai, turned into the elevator.

The security guard of the apartment is sitting in front of the surveillance, watching the apartment monitoring while eating and selling, and is very responsible.

There was finally a figure in the surveillance, and the uncle looked at it. It turned out to be a male college student who just moved in this semester. He was very impressed with the male student. First, the other party was polite. Every time he walked through the security booth with his fruit, he would evenly spread him. Second, the man grew very handsome and looked special.

He smiled and planned to watch the child enter the house and continue to eat.

But after seeing the boys walk into the elevator, they stood still for a few minutes without even pressing the floor. The monitoring screen seemed to freeze. If the time at the top right is still beating, the uncle should think that the monitor is broken.

Uncle security put down the chopsticks and frowned.

In the small office, only the white light was on. The light bulb had not changed for a long time. The light was very dark. A cold wind slid in from the window and snorted. Uncle could not help but fight a cold war.

How does he think... The boys are not standing still, even the ups and downs of breathing are gone? ? ?

The people are scary and scary, the uncle's heart is jumping, and his mouth is broken: "Fuqiang, democracy... What, freedom, the rule of law, what else..."

He just read it in a random way, and the people in the elevator moved.

I saw the boy suddenly turned around and slammed the elevator with his head.

Uncle: "........."

Jing Huan did not give himself a sigh of relief.

But no matter how many times he hits, he is still in this elevator.

grass.

This dream is too **** horrible. His heart has not been able to stop now. Others are the little deer hitting the wall and letting him go. This is the octopus carrying countless small hammers, so that he is dizzy and unable to think.

The ringing of the mobile phone suddenly sounded, scared the scene, and he took out his mobile phone and hurriedly picked it up.

"Rely, Huanhuan, you actually carry us out to eat a single food!" Lu Wenhao angered.

Jing Huan: "What do I eat for a single meal?"

"You actually go to the seniors to eat barbecue!!"

Jing Huan took a breath and squeezed his voice out of his throat: "I didn't eat."

"Fart, Lu Ge is making photos in a circle of friends! You are sitting next to your brother, and the two are still whispering!"

The scenery is covered.

His heart jumped faster and faster, and he called out: "Lu Wenhao."

Lu Wenhao: "What?"

Jing Huan: "Change the pig."

Lu Wenhao: "..."

Lu Wenhao: "Who are you humiliating!!?"

It’s over.

Jing Huan ignored the roar of Lu Wenhao and hung up the phone.

It’s over. Lu Wenhao did not change pigs and the reaction was normal.

Jing Huan brought some chills brought in outside, no scarves, empty neck, his forehead faint pain, he still remembers the touch of Huai's lips.

Not like in a dream.

He looked up blankly and saw the floor of the elevator showing a cluster of hopeful flames at the bottom of the eye - the elevator did not move! ! !

Not moving! ! !

is fake! ! !

Zla.

The intercom in the elevator sounded a murmur, and the opposite person asked.

"So what... Young man, have you forgotten to press the elevator floor? I will remind you, if not, then... I will bother..."

Jing Huan: "..."

The joy on his face faded and he pressed the elevator floor.

The elevator slowly rises.

From the elevator, Jing Huan walked to his door without expression, lit the password lock, did not lose the input three times, the password door issued a drop of alarm sound.

In less than two minutes, Jing Huan has tossed for twenty minutes.

When he entered the house, Jing Huan closed the door, and even the lights did not turn on. He threw himself on a small step, like an ostrich burying his head in his arms.

No.

Wait a minute……

He kissed Huaizhi? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The thought just came out, and the heat began to rush to the head, steaming him hot.

Jing Huan’s head was worried, and he didn’t know how long he had been sitting.

The light of the mobile phone was particularly glaring in the darkness. He bowed his head stiffly and saw the word "向" in front of the message preview. The heart trembled fiercely, and the subconscious raised his hand to cover the back content.

For a moment, he got up from the ground, turned the light on and hurried to the bathroom.

The cold water was poured on the face, but the heat on the face was not reduced. Jing Huan looked up and shocked himself.

Jing Huan felt that he had run 1500 meters and his face was not so red. Not only the face, neck, and ear are all red, he feels like an ugly tomato.

Was he just like this in front of Huai?

Just a thought, his heart floated back to the door of the apartment. He shook his head and quickly recovered his thoughts.

It should be drunk to Huai, the squad leader filled him with so much wine, and everyone has to get drunk... It’s not a big deal.

Since they all went to the bathroom, Jing Huan decided to take a bath and just wake up.

He took off his clothes, threw all his clothes into the dirty clothes, and walked barefoot into the shower room.

The water poured out from the shower head because the temperature was not adjusted and some were cold.

It is as cool as the lips of Huai.

Jinghuan turned and took the shower gel. The bottle of the shower gel is black, and the umbrella they borrowed from the rotisserie is the same color.

After the shower, Jing Huan took the towel, looked at the big red towel that his mother bought for him, and thought of the red rose in the pocket of Huai.

"........."

Hey! ! !

Jinghuan has collapsed.

After the shower, Jing Huan reinvigorated and returned from the entrance to the mobile phone.

It doesn't matter, he is not a girl, and there is nothing to kiss him. It is the brother who wants to accommodate the other person.

To: I am in the bedroom.

It is obvious that he asked Huai to return to the dormitory to send a message to himself, but how he now sees the news is not right.

Like... then... report to the girlfriend... and so on.

Jing Huan knocked his head and warned himself not to think about it.

He typed: I just took a shower and saw the news qa...

This qaq has not been finished yet, he is a spirit, and quickly delete all the words!

Xiaojing: I just took a shower and saw the news.

To: Yes.

Look.

Have a look!

This is a dialogue between brothers!

Jing Huan’s heart is fixed, and the heart says it is good. As long as you don’t mention it, we just did it as if it had just happened. I will forget it when it is bright.

To: Can you call?

No.

Why can I call if I can type something?

And I can't see people now, I can't listen to the sound.

Jinghuan trembled and screamed, just hitting a "no", the WeChat phone popped up.

grass!

Grass and grass!

Jing Huan almost did not jump from the bed.

How to do! How to do! How does Laozi refuse! !

Jing Huan holds the phone in both hands, thinking that his mother should hang up and think about anything else.

Then he pressed the switch button.

Jing Huan: "..."

There was some noise on the side of Huai, and Wang Huan sat on the bed with his legs crossed, and his fingers were smashed.

"What have you been doing?" asked Huai.

In a word, the octopus that Jing Huan had just washed away with cold water went back and returned, and the small hammer squeaked his eardrum.

"I... take a shower." Jinghuan said hurriedly, "You drink so much today, or take a break early."

Looking at the rose in his hand to Huai, he said, "I didn't drink much."

People who are drunk will not admit that they are drunk.

Jing Huan fingers unconsciously picked up the pillowcase and scolded him: "Well, how can you get drunk when you drink so much... It’s more than ten o'clock, Lu Ge should be back? Then I will hang up first, don't quarrel you. ""

"No, he is not." Put down the flowers to Huai, and say, "You drink more water."

His tone is too calm, and Jing Huan is unprepared: "Oh, why?"

To Huai's way: "The lips are a bit dry."

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan slowly raised his hand and touched his lips.

He heard himself say: "The wind is too big when I come back, blowing, not so dry."

To Huaihua, one of them said: "Yes."

Yes.

It’s a fart! ! !

Jinghuan is crazy, grass is saying what I am sleeping, why should I still say this...

"Is there a class tomorrow afternoon?" asked Huai.

"No."

Jing Huan said that he regretted it. Wouldn’t it be necessary to ask him to play with him?

He felt that he couldn't see Huai in three days, so he hurriedly added, "No class, but something!"

Asked Huai: "What is it?"

"I..." Jing Huan casually found an excuse. "To go back to the bedroom, Lu Wenhao, they are looking for me to play hot pot."

To Huai’s “Oh”: “That’s right.”

What is it?

To Huaizhi, paused and said: "After the hot pot, come up to me?"

Jing Huan: "........."

He forgot to live up to Lu Wenhao to Huai.

It was separated by a few stairs.

I, kill, me, self, myself.

If you say this, then look for an excuse, it seems a little fake.

Jing Huan licked his hair and said, "Hello."

Satisfied with Huai, the corner of the mouth is tilted, and the computer is turned on smoothly: "Is it sleepy?"

Jing Huan: "Not sleepy."

He can now kill a cow with a punch.

"The game is a couple doing everyday?"

"..."

Why do you still have to be a couple?

It is reasonable to say that Huai should not divorce him immediately?

Even if the child is not divorced, then it is no longer necessary to continue to brush what husband and wife daily.

Jing Huan couldn’t help it anymore.

In fact, he has never been a tweaking temper, but he doesn't know how. When he arrives at Huai, he will scratch his head all day, and he will not be able to make a fart for a long time.

He gritted his teeth and asked his head, "My brother, I will ask you something."

Open the nine heroes to Huai: "Well."

"We..." Jing Huan thought hard and found a suitable question. "What is the relationship now?"

Quiet for a few seconds in the voice.

Then came the sound of the mouse button.

Going to Huai’s control of the characters and sending them to the door, saying: “What is the relationship between love?”

Jinghuan heart must be scared.

To Huaizhi: "or..."

grass.

Jing Huan learned to breathe again.

Fortunately, there is still a.

Jing Huan suspected that he was drunk and was deliberately teasing him.