Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan just regretted the two messages.

After all, it’s just a child in the game. He sent a few messages in a row... Is it a bit of a fuss?

He just wanted to send it to the map, but the system reminded him that the child was about to be born, and he immediately went home to wait.

It means that he can't go anywhere except home.

Jing Huan has never been exposed to the parenting system before. During this period, he checked and checked out the child's parenting strategy. He really did not study how the child was born.

He returned home, the servant and the housekeeper stood by the door, no movement.

Thinking of the funny effect of the previous bed, Jing Huan raised an eyebrow and thought that this broken game would not make those meaningless animations again...

After waiting for a while, there was still no movement. He hung the number at his door and picked up his mobile phone to look at it. The opposite person still did not reply.

Oh, it seems like a full class to Huai.

Jing Huan hesitated, long press on his own message, it has been two minutes, can not be withdrawn.

Xiaojing: I just told you.

Xiaojing: You are in class.

After a few minutes, I still didn't reply.

Jing Huan looked down at the phone for the seventh time and finally couldn't help but scream.

Even if it is a small matter, you are very good and come back to me.

At this time, the friend message lights up.

[Friend] Autumn Maple: Small view. [call]

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: No time.

[Friend] Autumn Maple: ...

[Friend] Autumn Maple: I see you at home, nothing else, just ask you to brush a two-star book.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I really have no time, busy with having children.

[Friend] Autumn Maple: Oh, can I go onlookers?

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:? ? ? Are you perverted?

[Friend] Qiu Feng: Oh, it’s not real life, I’m a little curious.

Jing Huan was down.

Also, Jiu Xia is stupid, and it is impossible to have a baby animation. What is he doing?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: With you.

After finishing this sentence, he controlled the little fox fairy to walk in the middle of the small house, the fox tail was rolled up, and he sat down voluptuously.

[Your husband is eager to enter the game. 】

Jing Huan’s finger trembled, and he saw Xiao Huxian stand up from the ground, then patted his tail and went to the area he accidentally pressed.

In less than twenty seconds, the black robe man was carrying a black sword and appeared at the door of the house.

Clearing the voice of Huai, there is some inaudible asthma in the words.

"I just went to class," he said. "You have brought other men home?"

? ? ?

Jing Huan has not understood, and the friend's message will light up.

[Friend] Autumn Maple: Grass, I went to your home and hit the god! ! ! He opened the red to me without saying anything! ! ! ! I ran first, Xiaojingjing, you are cheering! !

"..."

I am cheering.

Is this something that Lao Tzu can solve? ? ?

Jing Huan asked: "Do you have a class?"

"Awkward," said the words to Huai, "Where is the child?"

Near the end of the period, everyone wants to feel good in front of the professor, but Huaizhi is a teacher because of a game.

While Jinghua is speechless, he wants to laugh a little.

He said: "I don't know, maybe it's still in my stomach."

Silenced to Huai, and said, "Oh."

"Qiu Feng said that he had never seen the scene of a child in Jiu Xia, I wanted him to open his eyes."

Jing Huan said that he suddenly felt wrong.

He is a man, Qiu Feng is also a man, what is the explanation?

"Then he said that he didn't get married in Jiu Xia," asked Huai. "You want to help him experience it?"

Jing Huan stunned, and then he reacted: "You are... jealous?"

The microphone next to the name of the heart was bright, but did not speak.

When Jing Huan thought that he could not get an answer, he suddenly said to Huai: "There is a point."

What is it?

A little jealous?

Jing Huan licked her lips, and her mouth rose somewhat uncontrollably: "Oh... then I will contact him less in the future."

"Not necessary," said Huaizhi. "I have killed him."

Jing Huan is speechless: "You are a district fighter."

"Well," he said to Huai, "I just experienced it, it feels good."

Jing Huan: "..."

What else he wants to say, the interface pops up a dialog box suddenly -

[Maid: Congratulations to my wife! You gave birth to a healthy baby! 】

Jing Huan stunned and said: "Be born."

Asked Huai: "Where?"

"do not know……"

The two turned the whole house over and found no children.

Jing Huan also went to the game assistant, but his problem did not seem to trigger any keywords, the game assistant could not give a hint.

"Breaking the game..." Jing Huan couldn't help but swear. "I am going to Baidu."

[Trumpet] Heart longing: Where is the newborn baby?

Jing Huan: "???"

Others reacted similarly to Jing Huan.

[World] Fallen Leaves:?

[World] Little girl who loves to eat melon: I just ate melon in the WeChat group, and then I saw that Xiaotianjing actually had a baby, and I wished the mother to rely on the child, and immediately turned over the room [smiling]

[World] Autumn Maple: It should be in Jingjing, remember to let her talk to the child, can get two red eggs!

[World] Xiao Tianjing: Why do you understand this so clearly? ? ? Didn't you say that you have never seen a child in life? ?

[World] Autumn Maple: Not myself.

Jing Huan turned a big eye, found it on his own body, and finally found the baby in the interface of the summoned beast.

The female doll has a large body and two long tentacles on the red hair. The eyes are sewed into a slit, and a small flame is still in the hand.

Sure enough, it is a demon.

"I found it," Jing Huan paused. "It's so ugly."

Said to Huaizhi: "Let it out and see."

Jing Huan put the child out.

[Little demon: Hey - what conditions can dare to give birth to me! [Little Devil] Look at me and burn this little broken house! 】

Jing Huan: "?"

Who wrote this sloppy line? Stand up and I promise not to face.

I feel that my small house has been connotated, and Jing Huapi smiles: "Otherwise we lost her."

"Don't lose." Moved his finger to Huai, and bought a piece of fashion for the new daughter on the spot - a flower apron.

Jinghua was stunned: "This is not necessary, it is ugly."

"You don't feel it," said Huai, "She is a bit like you."

"?" Jing smiled, "Brother... Are you taking the opportunity to marry me?"

He smiled at Huaizhi. He moved his fingers and bought all the aprons.

The five senses are not like, but the two tentacles, like the two of them, are very upbeat.

"What name do you want to take?" After a while, ask Huai.

"Small to the scene." Jing Huan said, "Isn't the plan written?"

Buy and buy the action from Huaizhi: "That is what I wrote, you have to take something else."

Jing Huan said: "Why do you want to take something else? This is very good, simple and rude. It is our daughter."

Take a good name, put on a new dress, and the two novice dads will go to the Fox Fairy Cave with a small Xiangjing.

Then the problem is coming.

Children can only follow one person.

"Follow me."

Jinghuan, the core skill of Fox Fairy’s child is to add blood. He originally intended to bring it to Huai, but he did not expect the other party to take the initiative.

On the same day, many players in the Mirror and Water Moon have discovered that they have always been fascinated by the ultra-rare mounts. They have been holding his blind daughter all day, and almost all the maps of Jiuxia have been visited.

On the weekend, Jing Huan and Lu Wenhao went to the library.

"Hey, this weather is too suitable for sleeping late." Lu Wenhao said, "If you are not afraid of hanging out, I can lie in bed for three days and three nights."

Jing Huan yawned and silently bowed his book and ignored him.

The phone shook and he took it out.

To: Where are you sitting?

Xiaojing: What?

To: [Initiated location sharing]

Jing Huan subconsciously went in and looked around, only to find out the distance between him and Huaizhi - that point.

He was about to take a closer look, and the other's avatar disappeared into the interface.

Jing Huan holds the phone and knocks the word. After a sentence has not been finished, the position around him is more.

Followed by the back of his head was gently licked.

The movement to Huai is very natural, naturally to people's feelings, just the simplest physical touch between friends.

Lu Wenhao was also a glimpse. He looked up and looked at it: "Lu Ge, Xiang Ge... How did you both come to the library?"

Lu Hang sat next to Lu Wenhao and pointed to the person opposite him: "I am bored alone in the bedroom, and come out with him."

When he was seated in Huai, Jing Huan heard a subtle friction sound - moving his chair to him on the side of Huai's face without changing his color.

When I heard the smell of laundry soap on Huai's body, Jing Huan's sleepy moment disappeared.

"In the endorsement?" To the mouth of Huai, he glanced at the book in his hand.

Jing Huan returned to God and muttered: "Well, it's so hard to back."

The swear words are coming out, and it seems that they are really tortured.

But there is no way, the college exam is like this, you have to endorse the book, back to the teacher's focus.

He said to Huai: "Good back, don't hang up."

Jing Huan thought, you are so close, how can I carry it back.

At the beginning, Jing Huan thought that the library was only going to Huaizhi to find him.

Soon, he knew that he was passionate about himself.

He didn't know how many times he turned his head to see the people around him.

Wearing headphones on Huai's head, looking down at the book with a slight head down, looking from the side, the men's jaw line is tight and smooth, and the long white neck is even more picky.

Handsome is handsome.

It just looks cold and doesn't care much.

Jing Huan took back his sight and felt that he was also very troublesome. Worried about the chaos of Huaizhi and the first two times, exposed in front of roommates. When he can ignore him, he is itchy.

He held the book in a cranky way and didn't look at it.

Suddenly, his knees were gently touched.

Jinghuan had a glimpse of it, and had not had time to react. Some side of the thigh was attached to the people around him.

The jeans they wear are a bit hard to touch and they don't feel anything other than fabric. But the heart of Jing Huan was settled at this moment.

The four stayed in the library until dinner time, and naturally discussed a meal.

After studying for one day, Jinghuan was lacking in the whole person. When the dishes were on, they squandered their heads and took energy. They didn’t say anything to Huai, but Lu Wenhao and Lu Hang chatted very happily.

After eating, Jing Huan leaned back and lazily leaned against the stone wall in the restaurant, listening to them chatting and laughing.

I was talking about this year's winter vacation plan, and his mobile phone suddenly vibrated.

Sister: Huanhuan, when is the end of the exam?

Jing Huan’s eyes are bright, sitting straight and replying.

Xiaojing: It was only tested in early January! ! [捶桌]

Sister: [smirking]

Sister: How are you chatting so cute recently, talking about your girlfriend?

Jing Huan’s heart jumped, because of the guilty conscience, the word knocked fast.

Xiaojing: No, how is it possible.

Sister: I have to take the test so late. Isn’t your Christmas and New Year’s Day going to school?

Xiaojing: Yes, what happened, you have to go back to China?

Sister: Well, I want to go back to China for the New Year [shy].

Xiaojing: [Sahua] See you then.

Sister: What Christmas gift do you want?

Sister: I will replenish you when I arrive~~

Xiaojing: I am not a child anymore, what kind of Christmas gift?

The two brothers and sisters did not speak for a while. When they said that they couldn’t stop the car until they finished their dinner, they went to the back door of the school. Jinghuan still held a mobile phone and chatted with Liang Shu.

"Then I will go back first, Huanhuan, will I still have a library tomorrow?" Lu Wenhao asked, "Who are you chatting with, talking for a long time."

"My sister," Jing Huan said, "No, I have something tomorrow, you can soak yourself."

Hearing his answer, loosened to the eyebrows of Huai.

Lu Hang said: "Then I and the direction have also gone..."

"Go back yourself." To Huaizhi, "I have to buy something."

Jinghua heard the words, the eyelids flicked a little, and after replying to the last message, he took the phone back into his pocket.

After the two left, he asked: "What are you going to buy? I will accompany you."

He glanced at him very clearly, and did not answer: "Do you hold your hand?"

In a short sentence, Jinghuan’s heart beats straight.

There was no snow today, but the snow was still there. Pedestrians only looked at the road under their feet to avoid wrestling, and they didn’t think about the people around them.

The two boys walked side by side on the road, under the thick coat sleeves, and the fingers crossed.

This is the first time that Jing Huan has taken him outside his parents.

Still this kind of law...

He buried his face in the scarf, only to feel the heat. "Like" this stuff, it is too easy to get on the head.

Unfortunately, the back door to the apartment is two minutes away. Jing Huan feels that he has not yet taken the hand to Huaizhi, and he has gone downstairs.

"Go up." Retract the hand to Huai and put it back in the pocket of the coat.

Jinghuan snorted, but stood still.

After a while, he said: "In fact, I am not very sleepy. I will accompany you to buy things."

I looked at him for a long while, and smiled a lot: "There is nothing to buy."

Oh.

That is simply to send him home.

Jing Huan swallowed, suddenly wanted to invite to sit on the upper floor of Huai.

But when he got to his lips, he was pushed back by his strength.

He didn't figure it out before. He didn't think so much when he invited him to the upper floor of Huai. He just invited friends to come to the house.

But now it is different. He and Yu Huai received two kisses. In this case, he is alone in a room...

Jing Huan thinks that he has a bit of mouth.

"What are you thinking about," said Huai, "the ears are red."

"No... I want to do if the exam is hanging." Jing Huan said, "My mom is very fierce."

Laughed at Huai's: "Can't see it."

Jing Huan said: "That is her disguise. When I was in high school, she was just a mother-in-law. Don't let the computer play, don't let the smoke fight, don't let the early love..."

"You are going to college now." Suddenly interrupted him to Huai.

Jing Huan said: "Ah."

"Auntie still cares about your early love." Asked Huai.

Jing Huan’s eyelashes and contempt, and the moment of confrontation with Huai, should be whispered: "Should be... no."

Hanging down to Huai, he smiled a little at the bottom of his eyes.

Jing Huan’s expression is natural. In fact, the heart seems to have moved to the throat, and it suddenly jumps.

He felt that he had to kiss him again.

Jing Huan secretly thanked himself for chewing a chewing gum after dinner.

For a long time, I reached out to Huaizhi - I licked his hair: "Go up, I will go back."

"..." Jing Huan stared at the position below his nose.

Said to Huaizhi: "Go to bed early."

Jing Huan suddenly came back to God. He squinted at his predecessors for a long while, and squeezed out: "You are too."

Back home, Jing Huan stood at the entrance and did not move for a long time.

Somehow, he seems to be being hung in the air at the moment, and it will be a little uncomfortable.

He thought about it, only thought of the kiss that just had the atmosphere, but not in place.

For a moment, he even wanted to take a sip on Huai's face - but he held back.

He seems to have no position to kiss Huai.

There is no promise between them, no confession, and there is no limit to the game. It’s so unclear.

I don't know how long it took, Jinghuan finally got an action.

He turned on the phone and knocked out a line of words -

Xiaojing: Brother, can you meet Christmas?

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