Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

This year's Christmas is not a weekend, but also close to the final exam, so that on Christmas Eve, all the documents sent by the class in the class group have been screened.

Jing Huan swept a few eyes, put all these documents down to the phone, and pushed open the wardrobe in front of him.

When I look at the phone again, there are dozens of messages in the discussion group in the bedroom.

Lu Wenhao: So many documents, how come back?

Gao Zixiang: My mobile phone memory is not enough.

Lu Wenhao: Oh, tattered mobile phone, it is recommended to throw it away.

Gao Zixiang: Laozi is an exaggeration! Are you still in the library?

Lu Wenhao: Well, dry up, don't want me to pack you mala, I gave you a half-hour team yesterday [vomiting]

Gao Zixiang: Oh no, I want you to come back later today.

Lu Wenhao:? ? ?

Gao Zixiang: I will spend a lot of time with my girlfriend. [shy]

Lu Wenhao: [vomiting] [vomiting] [vertical middle finger]

Lu Wenhao: Ok, Laozi is looking for Huanhuan to eat. You are starving in the bedroom.

Jing Huan swept the news and thought about it. He raised his mobile phone and took a picture of himself in the mirror.

Xiaojing: [picture] How about this suit?

Lu Wenhao:...

Gao Zixiang:? ? ?

Lu Wenhao: Why are you doing it?

Xiaojing: You just said that you are handsome and you are finished.

Lu Wenhao: Oh, generally, you are normal.

Xiaojing: [picture] This set?

Lu Wenhao:? ? ?

Jinghuan changed three sets, and all the group members said that they are general.

He indulged for a moment, went to the porch and put on the coolest and most fashionable shoes of his style.

Xiaojing Ye: [Picture]

Lu Wenhao: [Thumbs] The first handsome in the universe.

Gao Zixiang: [Flowers] suggested debut.

Jing Huan understands, these two people are vulgar.

He took off his shoes twice and lay on the sofa to prepare for the microblog.

Lu Wenhao: Xiaojing Yeah, is the handsome guy there? How is this Christmas arranged?

Xiaojing: I don't know, do you have any good suggestions?

Lu Wenhao: I heard that there is a hellokitty theme restaurant nearby. The theme is not important. The important thing is that the box is good. I looked at the picture and it was quite romantic.

Gao Zixiang: You are fine, not to go with your girlfriend, what romance? Let's go eat the whole lamb, and I am stunned again.

Jing Huan did not reply, using the app to search for the theme restaurant that Lu Wenhao said, the box is really good, the decoration is whistling, and it is used to earn money for couples.

Ok, you have to be awkward.

He moved his finger and sent a reservation invitation to the store.

Lu Wenhao: Xiaojing Ye Jingjing? How to say, tomorrow's Christmas Eve, no longer do not have any position.

Xiaojing: What do you say?

Lu Wenhao: Roasted whole sheep or hellokitty?

Xiaojing: Anyway, you.

Lu Wenhao: Ok, let's discuss it tonight.

Xiaojing: Anyway, I will not be with you.

Gao Zixiang:?

Lu Wenhao:? ? ?

The phrase aroused thousands of waves, Jing Huan changed the clothes, the discussion group has 99+, and more than 20 of them have him.

Jing Huan laughed, didn't look back, didn't look at it, he was idle, and he had to say a word in the group.

But more specific, he certainly will not say, so simply put people out.

Put the clothes into the outermost layer of the closet, and sit in front of the computer and slowly taste the long-lost emotion.

It’s like when he was a child, when he was five or six years old, the most anticipated thing in the New Year is to wear new clothes to meet people.

The phone rang and Jing Huan picked up the phone again.

To: Just left class.

Xiaojing: I just woke up.

To: Yes.

To: What kind of cuisine do you like to eat?

To: In addition to yellow chicken.

Xiaojing: Yes, I am not picky eaters. what happened?

To: I want to set the restaurant in advance.

Jing Huan raised his mouth and smiled.

These two people are looking forward to the feeling of meeting, how to say...

It is quite fresh and exciting.

Xiaojing: I have already booked, but I regret it now.

To: Ah?

Xiaojing: The restaurant decoration is a bit flowery, it seems that it is not suitable for two big men.

But suitable for couples to go, Jing Huan silently added in his heart.

That night, five minutes after the difference to Huai, Jing Huan wanted to understand.

It used to be that he didn't figure it out. After all, it was a very difficult thing for someone who had never talked about love to find that they liked the same sex.

Only once I recognized it, many thoughts came out one by one.

For example, he wants a position to hold hands with Huai Zhi, go home, and kiss.

His thoughts flew, until the phone rang and returned.

To: Ok, you like it.

Like it.

Jing Huan thought about it, throwing a copy of the key in front of him and picking up the phone to take a computer screen.

Xiaojing Yeah: Xiangjing I fed today, the nutritional value is full, you don’t come back at night.

To: To his father.

The scenery is heart-warming.

Xiaojing: Ah?

To: His father’s daily routine did not.

Xiaojing::......

Xiaojing: No, wait for the scene to **** and take me to do it.

to:?

When the video call to Huaizhi came over, the smirk on Jinghuan’s face had not yet recovered.

The video is turned on, and the head of Huai is slightly lowered, behind which are bare branches and white snow stacked on it.

The last time Lu Wenhao was photographed at this angle, Gao Zixiang was also used as his own WeChat avatar. At that time, the scene was fierce, and Jing Huan almost could not stop.

Looking at the face of Huai, Jing Huan suddenly felt that he was not the first handsome in the universe.

"How is the book going?" asked Huai.

"..." Jinghuan smiled and said, "Why do you want to mention this!"

To Huaizhi said: "I am afraid that you will be hanging."

"Hang up and hang up, big deal can't be rebuilt." Jing Huan grinned. "You just want to tell me this when you play the video?"

"No." To Huaizhi.

Looking up at Huai's eyes and bowing his head, after a few rounds, he smiled very lightly: "Just look."

See who.

Jing Huan fucking, and want to smirk.

Fortunately, this is a video. He leaned back and left the camera range, then reached out and rubbed his face.

I don't know how long it took him to squeeze out a hard state from the five fingers: "Oh."

There was no snow on Christmas Day.

Jing Huan stared at the mirror for a long time, and before leaving the door, she re-attached the scarf.

The last time he looked at the mirror so badly, it was already the primary school speech.

Although the parents of Jinghuan are always busy, they still have a sense of ritual for life, such as the birthday of both parties, or the wedding anniversary, the engagement anniversary... Both of them will meet for more than 20 years and will not fall.

Jing Huan felt that he was also affected by them.

He walked into the flower shop, and the store smelled a bit sullen and he smelled his nose a little itchy.

"Hello, what do you need?" The owner is a man with gold-rimmed glasses and elegant temperament.

Jing Huan is a little embarrassed. He has never been to the flower shop before: "Hello, give me a bunch of roses."

Last time I was in the cinema, I saw that I like Rose very much.

"What roses do you want?" The owner reported countless rose types in one breath.

Jing Huan heard a headache, simply said: "The rose used to confess, give me the simplest kind of thing."

After that, he thought of something again. "Forget it, don't be a bunch, it's too big, want..."

Seeing that he hesitated for a long time, the owner smiled: "Nine, it means good, the first few boys also bought nine."

Then Jing Huan left the flower shop with a paper bag with nine roses.

The store helped him pack well, and from the outside, he couldn’t see what was inside.

When passing the snacks in Shaxian County, Jinghuan also took a look at the store, and there were still ten minutes from the time they agreed.

He took back the hand he wanted to send a message to Huai.

Before he reached the agreed location, Jing Huan saw Wang Huai wearing a black short coat standing at the back door and was playing with his mobile phone.

Huaizhi refused the Christmas invitation from the classmates and returned to see the new news.

Xiaojing: Where are you?

To: What happened.

Xiaojing: I may be late.

To: Yes, no hurry.

Xiaojing: You will not have arrived yet?

I didn’t have time to send it to Huai’s, and I’ve got a head around me.

"How do you lie?" Jing Huan said with a smile.

Turn to the fingertips of Huai, and then lock the phone: "Who first cheated?"

"I." Jinghuan stood straight, and he should be confident.

The booking with the restaurant was six o'clock. Now both of them are coming early, so they have to go around for a while.

“Good fragrance.” Passing through the sand county again, Jing Huan couldn’t help but “want to eat.”

"I will eat again next time," lowered his eyes to Huai, "What is the hand?"

"You can't say," Jing Huan changed his hand and moved the bag out of the line of sight of Huai. "It is a good thing."

The sky is getting darker. I don’t know which store has put up the "jingle bells". There are more pedestrians on the street, and they are paired in pairs. Most of them are couples, and the festival atmosphere is strong.

They walked in the middle of the crowd and did not violate anything at all.

Going out for a while, I saw that a shop in front was full of people, and the shop was covered with pink wallpaper, and there were also bunny with different expressions. Closer look, is the doll machine shop just opened.

When the store was renovated last year, Lu Wenhao said that in this remote place, the doll shop was opened, and it would have to close down in half a year.

It seems that Lu Wenhao may not have any business ideas.

I noticed his sight and swept the store to Huai’s Yuguang. After a moment of indulgence, he asked: "Do you want to play?"

Of course not wanting.

He just played the personal demon, not a real girl, not interested in the doll at all - a fart.

By the way, there are actually nine dolls around the store!

Lying in the machine is a small landscape with two tentacles.

Two minutes later, Jing Huan changed twenty coins and lined up behind the doll machine.

The size of the doll machine shop is small, and the people in the queue are crowded together.

The girl in front of me was unable to come up for several times, and her expression was frustrated. She was being spoiled with her boyfriend.

The boy quickly put her in his arms: "Nothing baby, my husband will buy you fifty coins, you wait for me."

Jing Huan immediately became the face of the subway old man.

Alas.

These people are tired of hobbies.

At this time, he put a soft touch on his back. He hasn't reacted yet, and his hand has been held.

Jing Huan turned to look at it, and the expression of Huai was as usual. He asked him sideways: "Which doll do you want to catch?"

"Small to the scene." Jing Huan said.

He raised his mouth invisibly to Huai Zhiwei: "Yeah."

The store is crowded, they hold people with a lot of time, talking about whispers that others can't understand.

Jinghuan's auricle is hot. He suspects that his palm is sweating, but he is not willing to let go.

Jing Huan caught a small amount of scenery with only twelve coins. With eight coins left, he gave the girl who had been spoiled with her boyfriend.

In the end, they were walked out of the doll machine shop by the girl's boyfriend.

"He shouldn't think that I am talking to his girlfriend." Jing Huan asked afterwards.

To Huaizhi said: "It should be."

"I am crazy..."

Will take the girls in front of the future boyfriend.

In the end, Jing Huan did not say anything.

The eight characters are still missing, don't worry.

The cool breeze blows over, and the sultry feeling of the party has disappeared.

Jing Huan lifted Xiao Xiangjing and just wanted to give it to her future boyfriend. The phone in her pocket suddenly rang.

Jing Huan looked at the caller, a slight glimpse, the doll in his hand did not consciously fell a few points.

Before he even had time to answer the phone, he heard a rush of footsteps in front of him.

A pretty woman with long curly hair trots toward him, she is wearing a beige trench coat, and the half skirt that is underneath is gently shaken with her movements.

The woman plunged into the arms of the scene and gave him a big hug. The smell of perfume on her body got into the nose of the two.

"Happiness!" The woman wrapped around his neck and said with a smile, "surprise!"

The strength of the woman’s rushing is not heavy, but she has put Jinghua in the same place.

He had a bag with a rose in his left hand and a small hand to the right hand, and it took a long time to react.

After he was a little sluggish, he finally found his voice and screamed lowly: "...sister."

The author has something to say: No owe more, this month I lost two red flowers, one is a vacation, and the other one is supplemented with a 6,000-word chapter.

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