I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 411 410. “Luck.”

"I'm a little troubled." The Shit King looked at Deadpool, who had only his head left. Although his flesh and blood had begun to grow, he was absolutely unable to move in a short period of time, he shrugged slightly.

He turned his gaze to Thanos, who was still tied up.

"Thanos." The Shit King called Thanos' name.

Thanos, who was tied up, turned to look at the King of Shit after hearing this, but said nothing and looked a little impatient.

"Are you willing to be tied up for the past few days? You have never even been free from the beginning to the end. Are you really willing? In this last game, no one can interfere with your behavior. You won’t have to obey Lin Li’s command honestly, right?”

Thanos raised the corners of his mouth slightly, as if he was laughing, and then snorted out of his nose. Then he didn't even want to look at the King of Shit anymore. Before closing his eyes to rest, he only said one sentence:

"Yes, I am willing to follow Lin Li's command."

This sentence is plain and powerful, as if it is a matter of course.

This is not Lin Li's advance plan. In fact, in this copy, he and Thanos have no intersection at all.

Thanos would make such a choice.

In "The Avengers", Thanos is the undoubted villain.

But he is not a purely evil character. He has no interest in status or power such as being the overlord of the universe. On the contrary, he loves the universe in which he lives. This love may be greater than that of all the superheroes in Marvel. strong.

Lin Li believes that Thanos is an extreme, paranoid, and self-centered idealist. Although he doesn’t like him due to his own character preferences, he doesn’t hate him no matter how much he dislikes him. Marvel Films and Television’s portrayal of Thanos is undoubtedly successful.

To seize the Infinity Stones, Thanos's goal from beginning to end is and only to indiscriminately wipe out half of the creatures in the universe. The reason is because Thanos believes that doing so will make the universe better and achieve the goals of the universe. balance.

This erasure is not mixed with any selfish desires, because there are no rules.

From the perspective of Thanos, he believes from the bottom of his heart that his actions and actions will only bring short-term pain to the universe, but in exchange for a bright future and endless benefits.

Thanos is even more aware that in the process of achieving this ideal, he will inevitably sacrifice a lot of things - for example, he will inevitably become disabled after snapping his fingers.

After realizing his ideal, Thanos chose to retreat to the planet with his mutilated body. When the Avengers members came to his door and chopped off his head with an axe, he probably didn't care in his heart.

How could such a Thanos stand with the King of Shit, waiting for failure and the universe he loves to perish in the collision?

Absolutely impossible.

"Hey, Thanos, I have seen your future. You did not realize your ideals, but were killed by the superheroes around you. Your death has no meaning. You should know that I am not a liar. God of man.

Even after seeing such an ending, do you still choose to help them? "The King of Shit has not given up and is still trying to persuade.

"If I lose, it will be the choice of the universe. It only means that my ideal has not yet been implemented in this universe." Thanos did not even open his eyes, and his tone remained calm, "Thank you for your prediction.

After returning to the universe, I will treat this group of people more carefully.

The future of my failure that you see is no longer certain from now on; things that have not happened are just empty words to me. "

Lin Li raised his eyebrows. To a certain extent, these words from the King of Shit might really bring significant changes to the Marvel storyline?

But it's not important, after all, it has nothing to do with this copy.

"Why are you so stubborn, you purple sweet potato spirit?" Shit King sighed, "That's right, after all, the destruction of the universe is an irreconcilable contradiction."

Then, as if he found some fun in it, the King of Shit is still trying to find a ‘teammate’:

"Let's do this. Otherwise, as long as you don't draw, I will still contribute, but save my efforts and protect half of the universe including your earth. Deadpool does not count. In this way, your ideal of Thanos will be achieved, and Deadpool can die." .

What do you think, with such generous benefits, would you two join me in making trouble? "

"Hey! King of Shit! Why do you only give benefits to people from Marvel! What you replaced are our very cold people. Why don't you throw some fishhooks at me? Maybe I'll rebel." Little King Kong frowned. He frowned because he felt it was unfair.

Wuming: "Are you so eager to rebel?"

"You have no moral integrity, I don't believe you." The King of Shit asked Wuming to raise his middle finger to Little King Kong, rejecting the proposal.

Poop Superman sighed: "I was born in the same universe as you, and even my reputation has been inexplicably lowered. It's really unlucky."

Nameless: "You have such a shitty reputation! You are the most shameless and disgusting person in our universe, you poop superman! Labrador!"

There was another quarrel here in Shi Leng.

"No interest, you have misunderstood my ideals." On Marvel's side, Thanos refused as always. He seemed not to believe in the god in front of him at all, he would only believe in himself.

"Deadpool, what about you?" The Shit King felt Thanos' determination and had no choice but to ask.

"Peter, come here and help me, lift me up in front of your head." Deadpool looked up at Spider-Man in the sky and said.

"Oh, here it comes, then, Mr. Deadpool." Spider-Man did as he was told.

"Hold up your middle finger to the King of Shit, I have no hands now."

Spider-Man: "..."

"alright."

Then Deadpool glanced at the King of Shit angrily: "Wouldn't you have told me earlier? Did you know you were drying yourself under the quilt when it rained? Did you know you took off your pants when you pulled out? I only have one head left, and now I can think of something that makes my heart beat. Suggested?

Late love is worthless than grass! Couldn't you have said it earlier? I bother!

Peter, stick your middle finger up a little firmer! "

"It seems you can't find your teammates." Lin Li said to the King of Shit.

"Then forget it." The Shit King shrugged and turned to look at Lin Li with an unclear expression: "It can only be 1V25, Lin Li, please start your performance. I still said the same thing, no one can read my thoughts, I I just want to see how you can reverse the changes I made to the score."

"Then let's see." Lin Li smiled slightly and pressed the captain's armband:

"The ranking of Shi Leng is: Lin Li, River God, Athena, Shit King... Nezha, Li Jing."

The Shit King was ranked fourth by Lin Li.

Doctor Strange then determined their order after consulting Lin Li:

"Doctor Strange, Deadpool, Ant-Man... Black Widow, Scarlet Witch."

…

The last game officially begins.

As the first in the vanguard team, Lin Li was teleported into the cube the moment Odin announced.

The four walls have turned into rich darkness the moment you enter. Although there is no light source inside, your vision is not obstructed in this pure black space.

On the wall in front of me, [1:00] has changed to [0:59], and the countdown has begun.

Lin Li took the time to walk around inside and found that there was no mechanism - he asked himself to be familiar with the environment first, because he was worried that the rules of the game were not fully explained.

But now it seems that this worry has not happened.

The last hidden danger had been eliminated. Before the time expired, Lin Li stepped forward and pressed the 0-minute button in the middle.

Because of his status as captain, he has a double score mechanism. Because of this, he regrets that he cannot be the final player.

Then the body reappeared in front of everyone, and Doctor Strange next door was teleported in seamlessly.

"53.7924 seconds have passed." Iron Man reported a very accurate number, "So Lin Li, you pressed the button on your own initiative, right?"

"Of course." Lin Li smiled slightly, looking at the unknown King of Shit riding in the corner, and said slightly provocatively: "God, do you want to guess what I chose?"

"My emotions and choices will not be disturbed by any words, don't do such meaningless things." The King of Shit just said.

Lin Li nodded indifferently.

When Doctor Strange was also teleported out of the venue, he immediately looked at Iron Man.

"60 seconds, very accurate." Iron Man said.

…

The five minutes of intermission were basically skipped at Lin Li's request. When it was Shit King's turn to enter, only ten seconds had passed before he was teleported out again. Apparently, he also pressed a button. .

"Lin Li, do you want to guess what I chose?" Now it was his turn to look directly at Lin Li.

"Slightly--" Lin Li and Thanos had a straight face. Faced with the King of Shit's questions, they refused to even look at him in response. Lin Li even spat.

"The character is the same as mine. Good reviews." Deadpool, who grew up on Eddie's shoulder and had a neck with venom, said with approval.

The Shit King or the Patron God was not too angry, he just smiled, but Wuming and Ant-Man persisted in raising their middle fingers towards Lin Li.

A minute is neither long nor short, and many minutes pass quickly.

The remaining time for the project is gradually coming to an end.

Shi Leng's side is relatively comfortable. Everyone is just showing off. They believe that Lin Li will be done with it, and if he doesn't, it will be over together. But on Marvel's side, almost everyone is in anxiety.

When they looked at Lin Li opposite, they found that this kid had done nothing. Apart from saying a few words to Black Widow and Scarlet Witch at the beginning, he spent the rest of the time simply sitting on the ground, even coming out of the rest area. Got out the potato chips!

More than one pack!

The ten cold characters scolded Lin Li for his absent-mindedness while eating together.

Not to mention how irritated Marvel was.

Another skip of breaks.

It wasn't until Li Jing, the last player of the Ten Cold Team, was teleported into the field that Lin Li finally stood up.

There are only the last two minutes of this game left.

Under the gaze of 24 pairs of eyes, Lin Li took out five pencils from behind him.

Then he pulled out the steel rod, sharpened the front end of the rod, and then something seemed to be engraved on the pencil.

"Be careful, the Shit King is spying on you, Lin Li, be careful!" When Dr. Strange noticed from the corner of his eye that the Shit King was sneaking closer to Lin Li, rubbing himself into the ground, he immediately warned loudly in horror.

The two Odins who were 'silenced' in the light curtain were also dancing anxiously on it at this time.

We can’t fall short!

Unexpectedly, after hearing the reminder, Lin Li even squatted down and showed the pencil in his hand to the King of Shit: "Next time, just come and see it openly. I am a very aboveboard person. I am just an ordinary five-year-old." pencil."

Shit King: "..."

"You make me look stupid like this, Lin Li." The Shit King put his hands on his hips in dissatisfaction.

Coupled with his height of twenty centimeters, he is quite cute and makes people want to sit down and die.

But the King of Shit still glanced at the pencils in Lin Li's hand. As Lin Li said, these were just five ordinary pencils, and he didn't feel anything strange.

The only difference between them is that the steel rods have different numbers carved on the tail - '2, 1, 0, -1, -2'.

"What is this for?" Pinocchio, who came to join in the fun, took Lin Li's pencil in his hand, looked at it, and asked in confusion.

"Pinocchio, please help me break up these five pencils and hold the tails in your hands.

Now, I can tell you my tactics. Lin Li did not take back his pen immediately, but said with a smile.

Everyone immediately gathered around with concern.

"Actually, I asked Ant-Man and Black Widow, including myself, to choose 0, which is no change, just like you." Lin Li said directly and frankly.

The King of Shit frowned when he heard this, but then thought that Lin Li might be deceiving him, and immediately became expressionless.

"So, so far, including Li Jing who is now inside, the choices of all 25 of us are: River God added one point for the Marvel team, which is negligible, King of Shit is unknown, and the remaining 23 people , all zero changes.”

According to Lin Li's plan, most people stayed in the Iron Man suit for 60 seconds before coming out, including Deadpool and Thanos who only had heads.

"This game seems to have nine choices. In fact, for example, adding two points for Marvel and subtracting two points for Ten Cold, the impact on the point difference is the same, so there are only five choices."

"Then we will default to the Shi Leng King's choice, which is to add 2 points to Shi Leng, plus 1 point, no points, minus 1 point, or minus 1/2."

"And Scarlet Witch, who has to make a choice later, just needs to make the same choice as the King of Shit against Team Marvel, and we can achieve a draw, right?"

Lin Li talked eloquently.

"Of course that's what I said, yes, but isn't this just back to the original problem, we don't know what this black poop has chosen." Poop Superman pointed at the King of Shit on the ground.

"Pah." Wuming slapped himself, and he looked at the King of Shit with a confused look on his face: "Why are you slapping me again?"

"Your master has been insulted, why don't you help me complain about it?" said the King of Shit.

Wuming: "Don't you have a mouth? Also, you control my body, how can you become my master!"

"Complaining on my own is detrimental to my dignity." The King of Shit said again.

"When you say such words, your strength is gone!" Wuming complained.

"snort."

"You're snorting! The tsundere has withdrawn from the environment, and you don't need to be tsundere in any situation! You are a god! How awesome is your momentum! You have now shown your divine power to seal up Superman's butt*, and then you are so jealous Jie Jie should ask him if he still dares!"

"snort."

Nameless: "%* # !￥%#@......"

Wuming took a deep breath and ignored this god who had lost all his power for the time being, and looked at Lin Li: "So, Lin Li, do you already know what the sponsor god has chosen?"

"I won't make it." Lin Li replied instantly.

nameless:"……"

"?"

"You've been working on it for so long and now you don't know what he chose?! Then how can we draw a tie!" Wuming was a little bit off guard.

"But I'm going to know soon." Lin Li smiled confidently.

"How do you know? Use these pens? Do you want to hire a pen wizard?" Wuming regained some hope, looked at the pen in Pinocchio's hand, and asked nervously.

"Yes, there is a pen in it. It records the same choice as the Patron God, and I control the method of selection." Lin Li looked at the pen in Pinocchio's hand and said.

"Is this not an ordinary pen?" Li Jing's eyes widened.

Lin Li smiled slightly. At this time, all five pens were in Pinocchio's hand, and the numbers at the end were all covered by his palms.

Lin Li raised his hand high.

Everyone held their breath and concentrated, fearing that a gasp would affect Lin Li's 'method'.

Lin Li touched his finger to one of the pencils, but instead of pulling it out, he moved it to another pencil. At the same time, he muttered: "Little——"

"Small?" Everyone's brains were racing, thinking about the meaning of this pronunciation.

"I will choose whoever the little rooster clicks..." Lin Li finished the unfinished part.

"..."

Silence, silence, still fucking silence.

Everyone's brains suddenly shut down.

The corners of Wuming's mouth twitched, and the dull hair on his head became hard and soft, then soft and hard again, looking very struggling and tangled.

"Lin Li, is this the way you said to choose the answer?" He said this with difficulty.

"Yes." Lin Li nodded matter-of-factly.

"You... are just fooling around!" Wuming began to roar.

"No, don't slander." Lin Li was somewhat dissatisfied with this statement.

"What is that, tell me, what is that! Tell me quickly!" Wuming has become the mouthpiece of everyone present.

"It depends on luck." Lin Li said innocently.

nameless:"……"

He wants to kill someone.

He took a deep breath, and then started to rant: "What's the difference? It's about the life and death of our two universes! Does the result depend on luck in the end? And the chance is not high at all! It's only 20%.

If I misled you in this situation, the plot would be too bloody. Could it be that you are some kind of destined male protagonist, a child of luck..."

"Lin Li, are you kidding me?" Doctor Strange asked with an ugly expression on his face.

In the end, he never thought that Lin Li's method was so childish.

"I'm not kidding." Lin Li smiled slightly.

"Who said it's a 20% chance?"

"I'm not a leading man, nor am I a child of luck."

"But I'm a child of luck."

"As long as a person's luck is good enough, when luck reaches its limit, doesn't that 20% tend to be 100%?"

Lin Li said slowly, and at the same time, an extra coin appeared in his hand, which he kept flipping and moving between the pads and backs of his fingers.

Then he threw it high and watched it disappear into the air.

That's no ordinary coin.

That is--

[Item: Lucky Coin]

[Effect: Enter an absolutely lucky state after use. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [Broken], it can only be used once. Within one minute after use, the luck value will be full (the system cannot be interfered with). 】

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