I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 412 411

Luck is an elusive thing, but Lin Li has a way to make it a reality.

When he got this "lucky coin", Lin Li lamented that although it was only rated as broken, there was no doubt that it was a rule-level prop.

After finding the Shit King who was replaced by God, it is indeed not enough to achieve a draw. You must know the Shit King's decision.

Once you know the decision, it becomes an open-book exam.

But Lin Li knew very well that it was extremely difficult to read the heart of the extremely vigilant 'Shit King' in front of him, or to deceive the truth.

So when Lin Li was searching his [Warehouse] to open a cheat, this ordinary gold coin caught his eye.

There are only five options available to the Shit King. If you want to know, this can obviously be turned into a game of luck!

With the blessing of this rule-based gold coin, luck has nothing to do with luck.

There is naturally a reason why Lin Li made Scarlet Witch his representative instead of being the last player standing.

Because he is the captain.

Although the captain can make the same five choices in this game, the corresponding points are different.

If Lin Li comes to the end and the King of Shit makes a choice of -1 or +1, Lin Li has no way to achieve a draw. He can only achieve 0 or plus or minus 2.

When the probability is 0%, it is meaningless to get lucky - it may be possible, but Lin Li doesn't dare to gamble.

But now that Scarlet Witch is completely following Lin Li's instructions, she won't have any worries in this regard.

To be honest, in addition to "Lucky Coin", Lin Li also has "Counter Flow", a time-travel killer, which can theoretically be used in this game - at the end of the game, he will naturally know the King of Shit's decision.

As long as you go back to the time when King Shit made the decision, the answer cannot be changed.

It's just that the value of the lucky coin is incomparable to that of the countercurrent, so I must just choose to use this.

When Li Jing came out of the inside, the coins disappeared above Lin Li's head, and the system's prompt tone appeared on the illusory screen.

【You have successfully used the "Lucky Coin" and you have entered an absolutely lucky state. 】

Lin Li looked at the five pencils in front of him. After randomly selecting one of them, he chanted the winning formula again——

"I will choose whoever the little rooster clicks!"

This time, Lin Li took out the pencil and saw the engraving on the tail - "-1".

It has nothing to do with luck. Lin Li was extremely sure at this moment that the King of Shit's choice was to let the Ten Cold Team lose one point or the Marvel Team gain one point!

"Your expression management is really good. I don't see any emotion." Lin Li casually flicked the pencil away and said to the King of Shit with a smile.

The King of Shit's face remained unchanged - it was always dark black. He spoke harshly, and even had a bit of a sneer on his face when he spoke: "If you think this is my choice, then it is my choice. Congratulations, you guessed it right, please don't regret it."

"Well, thank you for the encouragement. I feel more confident with your approval, so I will choose this." Lin Li said politely.

Shit King: "..."

Do you know how to listen now?

Lin Li took out the control phone sandwiched in his clothes.

"The game is over." Lin Li said.

Just as he was about to give the order, something unexpected happened.

Wuming rushed up, hugged Lin Li's waist, and threw him to the ground. The Shit King took this opportunity to grab the control phone in his hand.

"Lin Li, you forgot one thing. The control phone is not something only the captain can use. Anyone can use it to give orders to the other side." The Shit King smiled slightly.

"No! Something happened!" Captain America's eyes were wide open and he subconsciously rushed forward, but he hit the metal wall and couldn't take a step forward.

"I'm so handsome!" Pinocchio immediately stretched his nose to stop the King of Shit, but was blocked by an invisible barrier.

The King of Shit didn't say any more nonsense and pressed the button to control the phone: "Don't do anything until the project is completely completed."

"Wow -" the control call disappeared in the wind, which meant that the order had taken effect.

"Lin Li, you are right, the game is over." The Shit King looked at Lin Li who was knocked down by Wuming, and returned the words to him with a smile.

"Lin Li! You! Why - so careless!" Doctor Strange watched all this but was helpless. His anger at this moment was indescribable.

Fall short!

"Ah-oh-" Deadpool also raised his eyebrows.

"this……"

"Fuck, can you stop touching my butt?" Lin Li, who was being questioned by everyone, said to Wuming with a look of disgust.

"I don't want to either, I can't help myself now! And now is not the time to think about this, our universe is going to end!" Wuming complained.

When Lin Li heard this, he looked at the Shit King who was laughing with his hands on his hips strangely: "How could I make such a stupid mistake?"

After everyone heard this, they realized that things seemed to be turning around, and they quickly looked at Lin Li.

"Can we still save Mr. Lin Li?!" Spider-Man asked quickly.

"Of course."

"But the order is a foregone conclusion! This is a rule that cannot be violated! It is already the last round. To be precise, this project will be completely over in a few dozen seconds. What can we do?" Spider-Man fired a barrage of shots. Same question.

Lin Li teleported away from Wuming's imprisonment, pointed in the direction of Marvel and said: "The order is a foregone conclusion, but..."

Everyone looked in Lin Li's direction and saw...

The motionless Black Widow.

"I didn't say that the control phone was the Scarlet Witch's." Lin Li spread his hands innocently, "Maybe I picked up the wrong one by accident."

Shit King: "You were useless in the last round?"

"I forgot to use it. Anyway, I told Black Widow not to do anything." Lin Li looked even more innocent.

Shit King: "..."

It was obvious that he had been fooled.

"You mean Black Widow can't move at all now!? Oh, my God! I hate it! I hate it! I don't have a body now!" Deadpool, with only one head left, looked up to the sky and sighed.

If I had known, I would have only cut off the limbs! Leave yourself a leg! Now you can go tease Black Widow!

"Phew—" Shit King's white eyes narrowed slightly. He jumped up from the ground and pounced on Lin Li. He walked around Lin Li extremely fast and controlled Wuming again to restrain Lin Li.

"Are you looking for the Scarlet Witch's control phone?" Lin Li felt a little itchy and said helplessly, "Stop looking for it, it's not with me."

"Where." Shit King asked.

"I'm here." Another Lin Li walked out of the rest area, crunching potato chips in his hand. In his hand, the control phone was disappearing, so the stand-in said more seriously: "Okay, now I don’t have any anymore.”

Shit King: "..."

"I'm tired, I have nothing to say." The King of Shit sighed leisurely, and then said a little decadently: "Ah - my divine power can open up two universes. You know this is very important to me, an ordinary god. It's a hard and tiring job!

My divine power! ! "

The King of Shit was like a girl who had been abandoned by chaos, sitting on the ground dejectedly.

Lin Li and the substitute merged into one, clapped his hands in a funny way, stretched out, and said with a relaxed look, "It's going to be over soon. According to the instructions I gave to the Scarlet Witch, there are still 3 seconds."

"This absurd farce is finally over." Lin Li started the countdown excitedly.

"2."

"1."

"Because of the Shi Leng Team's "Shit King"..." The announcement of revealing the identity tag came out the moment Lin Li finished shouting 1 - the Shit King showed the identity tag he had placed close to his body in front of his mount Wuming.

"Because of Marvel Team "Doctor Strange"..." Doctor Strange, who had been staring at the King of Shit, was almost in sync.

"You lied to me again!?" The Shit King realized that the Scarlet Witch had not returned yet, looked at Lin Li who was still relaxed and at ease in disbelief, and asked.

"Maybe I calculated the time wrong." Lin Li said apologetically, and then he felt even funnier, "You are really planning to get stuck in time."

Shit King: "..."

"Okay, okay, Lin Li, you're going to play like this, right? Wait, just wait for me." The Shit King's fists were clenched, his face became darker, and he said through gritted teeth.

"What are you doing, are you going to fall out?" Lin Li looked at the Shit King warily, "Don't force me to sway you."

My dungeon partner has never shaken it once.

"I can still do things like obeying the order." Shitian Wang said with a smile, "But I will wait for you in the God Realm. When the time comes, Jie Jie Jie, Lin Li, I will turn you into My toy! Play with you hard!"

Snow White (face slightly red): "Playing with Lin Li..."

Spirit world? Lin Li was already numb when the god in front of him mentioned this word, and he didn't even bother to get to the bottom of it.

He just looked at the Shit King with disgust and silently took a few steps back: "Let me tell you, I am close friends with the Lord of Death in the God Realm, and you want to bully me? Have you asked him for his opinion?"

The King of Shit responded to Lin Li with a look like he was looking at a fool: "Do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I don't know that you beat up his clone?"

Lin Li: "..."

"The Lord of Death has been waiting for you for a long time. He is annoyed to death by your refusal to die. If this was not my domain, he would not have been able to come directly, otherwise he would have had your juice to eat." The King of Shit said again.

"It's been so long, and you still hold grudges? Oh, since you are all gods, you should know that it's my dungeon mission, right? You go and mess with the existence that sent me the mission, and you're messing with me as a minion. What the hell? Ah." Lin Li raised his middle finger towards the King of Shit.

"Saitama and KING, I asked you to choose one to bully, who would you choose?" The King of Shit seemed to have an inappropriate answer.

"Okay, okay." Lin Li gritted his teeth after understanding the meaning, "KING is actually me, so I have to be picky when it comes to persimmons, right?"

A minute had passed in the conversation between the two.

The King of Shit was about to continue the conversation, but the Scarlet Witch had already appeared on Marvel's side.

At the same time, the silent mode of the light curtain was closed, and the voices of the two Odins were conveyed from inside again.

"This game is completely over!"

"Announce the results now!"

"Ten Cold Team - a total of -1 points!"

"Team Marvel - a total of 0 points!"

"The score is 44-44, a draw."

"Because this project is the last project, the universe game! It's over! Because both sides are tied, there is no reward for both sides!" The two Odins announced the result with great excitement.

[Main mission (3/3 completed), you have obtained the "Prop Amplification Device". 】

[The copy has been completed. 】

Beside him, the Shit King gradually withered and collapsed on the ground. The bright white light gradually separated from his body, forming an illusory figure. The figure passed straight through the metal wall, then passed through the light curtain, and came to the side of the two Odins. .

He stretched out his hand and patted it slightly, and two Odins appeared beside everyone.

Some black threads were generated and flowed in the white figure, gradually forming the continuously twisting facial features. The god clapped lazily: "Congratulations, you have achieved my request. I will abide by the agreement with you and prevent the intersection of your universes. .”

"It's not easy. I've been exhausted these past few days. Thank you for your hard work, kids." Marvel Odin breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground.

Thor: What's wrong with you, dog?

"You are very good. Although you all have no brains and no one can find our information, we have to rely on Lin Li, but I am still very happy." Ten Cold Odin also touched his beard and sighed.

People here don't like to respect the old and the young, especially Odin who is disrespectful to the old, so he was beaten.

"This undercover agent worked for nothing, and he is still expecting ten times the reward." After the dust settled, Lin Li said with some resentment after hearing the result that neither party was rewarded. Thinking of this, he kicked harder.

"Four times as much as me." Little King Kong felt the same way and kicked him as well.

"Now think about it, these two Odins are just trying to spread the pie, right? Anyway, their real purpose is purely for a draw." Wuming finally gained control of his body. While complaining, he also quietly kicked foot.

Snow White (slightly disappointed) (crazy hands): "I can't see Marvel Odin's dance anymore..."

"Why are you still paying attention to this! You don't see anything to be disappointed in the old man's naked body! Also! Why are you taking off Odin's clothes! We are fighting in a group, not playing hooligans! Snow White Enough is enough! Pinocchio, don’t help others do evil! Superman, what are you doing again..."

Wuming's complaints couldn't stop at all.

A peaceful and warm atmosphere.

Ten-cold Odin: "Peaceful and warm are nothing!"

"Okay, your recruitment is over. Walking into this vortex door leads to your respective universes. As I said before, time is suspended here. After you return, everything will continue as usual. , there will be no impact or interference.

Of course, it has nothing to do with me whether the future of Thanos and your Avengers will change. "

God continued, and with his words, a huge whirlpool appeared in front of everyone.

"I can finally go home. I haven't seen you for a few days and I miss my mother." Nezha said happily.

"I'm going to be constipated again." Poop Superman was about to cry without tears.

"Brother Bird, I'm going away now. I don't know when we will meet again. I hope that by the next time we meet, you have corrected your evil ways and returned to your right ways." Li Jing said to the Bird King.

"That won't work. I have to be the Great Demon King. How about Brother Li, will you destroy the world with me?" The Bird King went to win over Li Jing.

"Lin Li, do you want to go back with us~~" The River God invited Lin Li and asked.

"It's finally over, Lin Li. Although you lied to me, I will still welcome you to come to our universe." Wuming said.

"I am Thor, God of Thunder! Woof! (Come to my house, you have enough bones!)"

"I'll forget it. I'll do it next time." Faced with everyone's invitation, Lin Li smiled and waved his hand.

"We must come next time!" Princess Snow White had to say after hearing this.

"Come again in the next life!" Pinocchio also extended a warm invitation.

…

After Lin Li said goodbye to the Shi Leng characters, everyone at Marvel, led by Captain America, also expressed their gratitude to Lin Li.

"You're welcome, but I'm still curious, who is your undercover?" Lin Li asked.

"It was me, but I didn't know I was an undercover agent until I saw Ant-Man's ID card." Captain America smiled helplessly.

Sure enough, the routine over there is the same as my own.

"You should still be fighting against Thanos. I hope you can all survive." Lin Li took a deep look at Black Widow and Iron Man and said.

"I will work hard." Doctor Strange nodded.

"Hey, can someone kick me and make me roll into the whirlpool? I can't walk by myself." Deadpool, who had only one head left, asked as he watched everyone leave one by one.

"I've wanted to do this for a long time!" Black Widow went up and hit a powerful shot!

…

Soon, only Lin Li and the god who still existed above him were left in this space.

"I had a lot of fun this time." God said with a smile.

"What kind of god are you?" Lin Li asked.

"When you arrive in the God Realm, you will know my illustrious reputation, and then you will be ravaged by me!" God said with a smile.

"I'm not going." Lin Li said.

"What?" God didn't understand for a moment.

"I said, the passage to the God Realm should be the main world, right? Then I won't go. I can be a local tyrant in the main world." Lin Li said in a very arrogant manner, "When I think of going to the God Realm to see you, I It’s annoying.”

"It's nothing for gods to bully me, a mortal who has no power to restrain a chicken."

god:"……"

"Hiss—so stubborn?" God took a breath of cold air.

"Why would I, a qualified but incompetent person, go to your place? I'm not M. I'm looking for abuse." Lin Li raised his middle finger.

——After so many copies and seeing so many gods, he has very little respect left for the gods.

And the system will protect itself, Amen.

"You can't afford to hide from me if you can't offend me? Could it be that you guys come to me on your own initiative?" Thinking of this, Lin Li shrugged disdainfully.

"Yes." God said.

"What?" Lin Li didn't react for a moment.

"I said, yes, I will take the initiative to find you. If you don't come, we will." God smiled happily.

Lin Li: "..."

I really like what Lin Li said: "Huh?"

"You are sick! I am just an ordinary time traveler with a golden finger. Why are you targeting me?"

"Because you are Lin Li, there is nothing you can do about it." God laughed, "Okay, see you again in the God Realm. I look forward to the day we meet."

The light curtain closes.

Lin Li kept his middle finger gesture, then shook his head and sighed.

let it go.

[You are leaving this instance. 】

——

After Lin Li left.

After an unknown amount of time, this space seemed to have become as silent as death. The light curtain was no longer there, leaving only boundless darkness.

No, something seems to be crawling in the darkness!

yes--

Shit King!

The King of Shit touched his nose and thought about philosophical questions: "Who am I? Where am I? Where do I come from? Where do I go?"

He had been awake for a long time, but when he woke up, he saw darkness in front of him and couldn't find any way out.

My memory seems to be fragmented.

I originally wanted to sign a contract with Tai 2 Live's company as a singer, but I heard a voice out of nowhere saying, "Your body is mine."

Then there is no more.

So, what happened?

Stop thinking about things you can't figure out. The Shit King took a deep breath. The top priority is——

"anyone there!"

"Where is this place!!!"