I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Nan City, in the ward of a mental hospital.

Doctor Su is prescribing medicine for the man in front of him.

Aripiprazole, risperidone, and amisulpride, these three medicines must be taken on time and on time. Nurse Bai Jie, has Jiang Xiao secretly vomited out the medicine recently?

No, no, Doctor Su. Recently, I watched him swallow the medicine for five minutes before leaving.

The little nurse quickly explained that everything was fine.

Jiang Xiao, on the other hand, was sitting by the window, frowning at the scenery outside the window, and responded dissatisfiedly.

I told you, I'm not mentally ill, I'm not sick at all!

The doctor and nurse sighed, not wanting to pay attention to him at all, and walked out of the room.

Nurse Bai Jie had believed for a while that Jiang Xiao was not sick and was a normal person.

However, Dr. Su told him that it was just because Jiang Xiao suffered from delusional disorder and that he had imagined himself to be a normal person.

Bai Jie was still noncommittal at first, but when she saw Jiang Xiao pretending to be Crayon Shin-chan, dancing around the hospital with his bare butt and simulating an elephant trunk, she finally gave up that Jiang Xiao was normal. people's thoughts

However, Jiang Xiao always thought that he was a normal person.

Yes, that's right, he is the kind of normal person who can no longer be normal. He just likes cosplay and drama acting occasionally. This is normal for a normal person.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but feel emotional and couldn't help but want to recite a poem.

Hey, as the saying goes, when others laugh at me, I am too crazy. Others can't see through my laughter. I don't see the tombs of the heroes of Wuling, and I cultivate the fields without flowers or wine.

At this time, a new intern nurse happened to see this scene when she passed by Jiang Xiao's ward and couldn't help but stop.

This man is also mentally ill, and he can also recite poetry.

The old nurse on the side took her away directly.

Newcomer, recite to me the first article of this court's rules and regulations.

Yes! Number one, anyone wearing blue and white stripes is definitely not a normal person!

After saying that, the little nurse couldn't help but look at Jiang Xiao a few more times. However, appearance is justice, and he really looked like a good person.

Seeing the young nurse's nymphomaniacal face, the head nurse shook her head helplessly and explained.

If I say that he once imagined himself as SpongeBob SquarePants and the dean as Patrick Star, and the two of them spent a whole night catching jellyfish in the yard, would you still think he is handsome?

Ga?

Paranoia?

The little nurse's expression suddenly froze. As we all know, hypochondriasis and schizophrenia are one of the most difficult mental illnesses.

The head nurse patted her head and continued to add.

Oh, by the way, this guy also has very severe schizophrenia and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Well, Dr. Su feels that he should have some other mental symptoms, but it's not important anymore.

After listening to the head nurse's words, the little nurse left without looking back. Good guy, where is this handsome guy stacking the psychosis buff on himself? ! !

Just as the little nurse left quickly, a majestic voice sounded from above everyone's heads.

[The game with strange rules is coming soon, and the chosen ones are being selected]

here we go again!

This cold and majestic sound is like a reminder to the ears of people around the world.

Everyone is no longer unfamiliar with weird rules.

As long as three or four of the more than 100 people selected to participate in the game survive, the survival rate is considered to be very high!

Of course, everything will not be alright for those who are not selected, because once the chosen ones in their country fail to challenge, the strange will randomly descend on a certain city in this country and wreak havoc for 48 hours, causing massive casualties and economic losses.

Today, only 120 of Blue Star’s 197 countries are left.

While everyone was frightened, they couldn't help but start praying, praying that the world of ghost stories would select top intelligent talents from their own country.

Because if the chosen one succeeds in the challenge, the rules will also give certain rewards to the chosen person and the country where the chosen person is located.

Although the Dragon Kingdom has a vast territory and rich resources, its luck has been really bad recently, and it has been defeated three times in a row.

At this time, everyone has opened the live broadcast room of the rules and weird talk and is waiting. The barrage is filled with comments and prayers.

[Hey, I’m kneeling down three times in a row, why are the people we pick in the Dragon Kingdom so weak every time...]

[I hope to pick a tougher man this time. Luo Yunxi was still a star last time. He boasted that he could lift a 40-pound halberd and wave it around on the set. What was the result? I was so scared that I cried as soon as I entered! 】

[Oh, don’t talk about my brother like that. My brother is already dead. What else do you want? 】

[Hey, the person last time was an old man in his eighties. 】

[It’s not easy for the old man, he drags his old bones to survive in a strange world for the sake of the country...]

[But Professor Wobuju of the Lighthouse has already told strange stories twice in a row. There is no doubt that he is a real genius. 】

【What can be done? Wo Buju is a serious professor of reasoning. His major is right, and his IQ is as high as 158. 】

At this time, some barrages from viewers from other countries entered the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room, triggering angry outbursts from the people of Dragon Kingdom.

[I am extremely glad that our whole family has escaped a long time ago, tsk tsk tsk. 】

[Haha, kneeling down three times in a row, I guess your Dragon Kingdom will be in trouble the fourth time~]

[It’s the little fresh meat and the grandfather’s. You guys, this country is completely hopeless. 】

Dragon Kingdom has lost three games in a row, causing these shameless people to come over and ridicule every time before the show starts.

[Don’t you have a horse? Please go back to your own live broadcast room! 】

[A dog can’t change his habit of eating shit, but I can poop it for him! 】

[Let me do it. I've been suffering from diarrhea recently. I can make him a few big bowls of yellow porridge. 】

All the people of the Dragon Kingdom immediately picked up their keyboards and beat these slaves back, and at the same time expected that the chosen ones they were selected this time would smash these people's faces!

[Everyone, stop talking, the screen lights up. I look forward to selecting high-end talents from our Dragon Kingdom this time! 】

As the four big characters titled Rules and Strange Tales light up on the screen, live broadcast rooms in 120 countries around the world can choose to watch it at will.

But now the eyes of the people in the Dragon Kingdom are firmly fixed on the first name.

[Dragon Kingdom——Jiang Xiao! 】

Because of the rules, the winner of the Strange Tales will always participate, so the chosen winner of the Lighthouse Country this time is Dr. Wobju.

[Jiang Xiao, this is a good name, he shouldn’t be a parallel importer. 】

[Brother Jiang Xiao, this is all up to you! 】

[Come on, as long as you win, you will be the god of our Dragon Kingdom! 】

Losing is not scary, but losing all the time is scary. Continuous defeats will cast a shadow over the hearts of all people in the Dragon Kingdom, and they will lose hope for victory.

The huge state machinery also began to operate, trying to find out who the selected Jiang Xiao was.

At this time, Jiang Xiao looked at the slightly unfamiliar environment around him with an expressionless face, feeling completely untroubled, and even wanted to cosplay with a big star.

[It has been detected that the player has entered the world of rules and monsters for the first time, and your talent reward is being drawn]

[It was detected that the player has severe mental illness in his brain, and he received SSS reward: Paranoia]

Jiang Xiao:? ? ?

Hey, get it clear, I'll reiterate, I, Jiang Xiao, am not mentally ill!

Although the SSS level is very powerful, this unfavorable talent introduction undoubtedly confirmed that he was mentally ill, which made Jiang Xiao very unhappy.

[Talent Effect 1: As a patient with severe paranoia, you can imagine yourself as the existence you fantasize about before starting each game]

[Talent Effect 2: When the monster creature proactively admits (says) that you are not mentally ill, your condition will be reduced in reality and a skill will be extracted at the same time]

[Talent Effect 3: In the strange tale of rules, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]

Jiang Xiao frowned dissatisfied. These three talents were all slandering and slandering him as a lunatic, especially the third one!

Mental illness is just mental illness, but do you think this third talent is acceptable? It has a negative effect, right?!

The S-level talent is one special effect, while the SSS-level talent has three.

Besides himself, the highest talent Jiang Xiao knew was the S-level talent of Wo Buju in Lighthouse Country: deduction.

You can deduce it once in each Kaitan game, which is equivalent to an extra life.

For ordinary people, one life is definitely not enough, but for a reasoning professor like Wobuju, it is too important.

[Ding, the game is about to start, please activate your talent effect 1: Imagination]

I am not a severely delusional patient, don't you understand human language?

Jiang Xiao jumped anxiously, why can't this weird talk understand human speech? He is not mentally ill at all!

Weird stories about rules:【.】

Huh, no matter what, I'm not mentally ill!

I just want to...want to cosplay...uh...cosplay the pink starfish under the stone at 126 Baker Street in Bikini Beach, Bikini Bottom. You know, for a normal person, this is very... Normal things!”

The world of ghost stories:【.】

[Pai Da Star Effect: The body is immortal, because you have no brain, so you are immune to the mental pollution of the ghost story world]

[Negative effect: IQ -88]