I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Isn't it?

IQ -88?

Before Jiang Xiao could curse, he felt that a pink starfish occupied 80% of the dominant position in his mind.

[Ding, the game starts, enter the world of ghost stories, the split mental hospital]

[This ghost story is nine-star difficulty, and external reminder opportunities are disabled]

The hearts of the top leaders of various countries sank.

The previous ghost talk and the outside world can also deliver three messages to the chosen ones who participated in the ghost talk.

This time even the opportunity to convey information was deprived.

When the screen belonging to the live broadcast room in Longguo District lit up, all the people of Longguo were stunned.

what?

Why is this guy on the screen wearing a blue and white striped psychiatric suit?

Someone has already started talking on the barrage.

[Uh, who can tell me what's going on? Could this be Jiang Xiao?]

[Oh, I understand, this time the world of ghost stories is a mental hospital. According to my personal guess, the identity of the chosen one this time is probably a mental illness, so everyone was given a mental illness suit! 】

【Fuck! The big brother on the second floor is so reasoning! It's really a waste of talent if you don't participate in the weird rules talk. 】

[Haha, I'm low-key and low-key. I'm not very talented, but I do know a thing or two about reasoning. 】

[Oh, my mom, it’s like the Seven Fairies are jumping rubber bands. You two are going to have as many ders as you want! He really dares to say it and believes it. 】

[I just came back from another live broadcast room. They are all doctors. How can anyone wear a psychiatric suit? 】

[Then where did he get the clothes he wore? 】

[Where else could it come from? I suspect it’s his accompanying leather.]

The other chosen ones have already begun to look for the rules, but Jiang Xiao is still sitting on the bed motionless.

The most powerful person is Dr. Wobuju from the Lighthouse Country.

He had seen the note on the table.

[Rule 1: You are a psychiatrist, please always wear a white coat]

[Rule 2: Don’t irritate your patients, and try to meet their demands]

[Rule 3: Your patients must take their medicines on time, six pills a day]

[Rule 4: Be sure to pay attention to the amount of medicine used. You need to report this to the dean every day]

[Rule 5: The only male psychopath loves the other two female psychopaths, but you can't let two female psychopaths meet. 】

[Rule 6: You must go to the canteen to eat on time at noon every day, no matter what the food is]

[Rule 7: If you hear any noise at midnight, you are not allowed to go out unless the security knocks on the door]

[Rule 8: The security guard in the mental hospital has a low IQ, but he is very fierce. If he has any requirements, you'd better comply]

[Rule 9: Remember! There are no good people in this mental hospital, don’t believe anyone’s words]

[Pass the level goal and cure your mental illness]

Nine rules, bad luck!

Generally, ghost stories are divided into three levels.

The first type only has five rules or less, and the second type only has seven rules or less.

Nine is the ultimate number. This should be the highest level of ghost story world that everyone has encountered so far.

At this time, Wobuju had already begun to analyze in an orderly manner.

The rules this time are very tricky. They don't seem to reveal how to cure them. Is it possible that we just need to give them medicine on time?

Thinking of this, Wobu rummaged through the cabinets to find medicine.

Well, a total of three small transparent bottles were found, each containing 33 pills.

If each person takes six pills a day, it will take five and a half days to cure them?

No. No! If that's the case, it's completely inconsistent with the intensity of the Nine-Star Monster Story. If it's that simple, there's no need to mark the fourth rule separately to pay attention to the dosage of the medicine, because that's meaningless.

Not knowing what he thought of, Wobuju suddenly broke out in cold sweat.

Then it proves that Rule 4 is to remind the chosen ones that their time is only five and a half days at most. If they can't cure the mentally ill, they will have to do it themselves.

Don’t think too much for now and get down to business first!

There is certainly nothing wrong with rule number one.

Wobuju and the rest of the chosen ones quickly put on the white coats hanging on the hangers nearby.

Then he took the medicine bottle and started walking to the patient's room.

No matter what, meeting these psychopaths is the first priority.

As for Jiang Xiao.

Jiang Xiao, who had been sitting still, finally decided to move and started rummaging through the boxes and cabinets to find something.

Someone started to complain on the barrage, feeling that this chosen one was a bit unreliable.

[I feel like this Jiang Xiao is like the old Ke Zhene in the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan. He is really blind]

[There is such a big note on the table. What does he want to do if he doesn't read the rules? 】

[Hiss, why do I feel like I missed some important issue?]

[Maybe he has some awesome talent? For example, the unknown person knows the rules, or maybe the eyesight is particularly good and he has seen the rules written on the note]

[A prophet of uncertainty? Man, when you say this, I feel like your brain stem has been whipped out! 】

[I’m convinced, so far, we have seen even the rules of Kaitan from live broadcast rooms in other countries. Isn’t the Dragon Kingdom’s chosen one this time a disabled person again? 】

[Hey, shit! He was actually asked to dig out the medicine bottle. Could it be that he really has the power to predict the future? 】

In full view of everyone, Jiang Xiao lived up to everyone's expectations and took out the medicine bottle.

Then unscrew it directly.

He raised his head and showed off everything

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Everyone: (д｀)Huh?

【.】

【? ? ? ? 】

【My mother! He didn't even look at the label and just showed off? ! 】

【Fuck! Is there something wrong with Jiang Xiao's brain? 】

[Can you believe this operation without cerebral thrombosis for more than ten years? 】

【correct! The question I missed finally came to mind, why is this Jiang Xiao wearing a psychiatric suit? 】

Everyone:.

Could it be that... everyone suddenly had some bad suspicions in their minds.

After a long time, someone forcibly comforted everyone.

[Uh, cough, don’t be afraid, even if Jiang Xiao is really mentally ill, then at least he can be a professional counterpart to this ghost story. 】

God's professional counterpart!

Soon, a mental hospital in Jiangsu Province said that Jiang Xiao was their patient.

And also uploaded the name, photo and medical records.

this.

Seeing the medical records one after another, Jiang Xiao's condition seemed to be more serious than the viewers in the live broadcast room imagined.

【Oh shit! This buddy Jiang Xiao, I’m like, Wonima! This horse riding]

[Looking at the medical records, I feel that Jiang Xiao’s brain may be more seriously ill than the three patients in the mental hospital. 】

[Actually, it’s not a loss for him to take this medicine. It might be able to cure his disease. 】

[In the end, we are screwed again, this fool...hey...forget it, let's destroy it. 】

Some people want to curse in the barrage, but when you think about the person being mentally ill, what's the use of scolding?

The Meiyang dog squatting in the live broadcast room started to scream again when he saw this scene.

[Hahahaha, our Dr. Wobuju has already started trying to give medicine to the patient. What are you doing? 】

【I lost it! Mental illness? It's because you, the Dragon Kingdom, are playing tricks and using magic to restrain magic, right? 】

[Hey, when you think about it carefully, you people from the Dragon Kingdom are really pitiful. Once again, an eighty-year-old man is fighting a strange battle despite being sick, and another young man was defeated at the beginning. This time, it’s even more exaggerated. He picked a mental illness for you, hahaha! 】

[Perhaps God is no longer favoring your Dragon Kingdom. This advantage lies with our lighthouse! 】

[I still say the same thing, I am extremely glad that our whole family has reached the lighthouse. You Dragon Kingdom people are born stupid. I look forward to your four consecutive defeats~]

[You are welcome to join the lighthouse, but our Yingjiang dad only wants rich people, and poor people should not come to get involved. 】

The speeches of these people were quickly criticized by the people of Dragon Kingdom.

[Where is that buddy who was running away just now? Please feed these beautiful foreign dogs well, including soup and water! 】

[Forget it, there is no hope for this, everyone should save some energy and prepare for the strange invasion. 】

This kid actually lived in a mental hospital for fourteen years!

It would be no exaggeration to say that he was terminally ill.

How about... we call some psychiatrists over to consult Jiang Xiao? Someone suggested.

But someone immediately retorted: We can't pass on the strange news this time, so what's the use of having experts here?

Forget it, prepare for the worst in advance.

After showing off a bottle of 'candy', Jiang Xiao looked at the time.

Well, at nine o'clock in the morning, it's already time to play with friends.

Jiang Xiao opened the door and walked out.

The first rule of wearing a white coat was ignored by him!

An inexplicable force quickly invaded Jiang Xiao's brain, trying to make it weird.

But after this strange force circulated in a circle, he was immediately confused.

Isn't it? Where is this guy's brain? I have no brain and am infected with a hammer? !

[One of Patrick Star’s effects: Because Patrick Star has no brain, he is immune to the mental pollution of the Kaitan World]

The audience's hearts sank when they saw this scene. They knew Jiang Xiao would fail, but they didn't expect that he would die so quickly.

[It’s over, the first rule was directly ignored by Jiang Xiao, I guess. 】

[Oh my god, that security guard is so strong! You can probably kill a cow with one punch! 】

[With Jiang Xiao's style, it is estimated that the security guard could knock out his duodenum with one punch. 】

The security guard in the picture is about 2.5 meters tall, with muscles all over his body bulging like a horned dragon, and his arms are thicker than Jiang Xiao's waist. He looks like the Hulk when he moves his arms!

[This is still the normal state of security, in case it becomes weird]

That picture makes people shudder just thinking about it!

Jiang Xiao glanced at the security guard and greeted him expressionlessly, his voice muffled.

Good morning, man, you look a lot like an old friend of mine from Bikini Castle~

The not-so-smart security guard stared blankly at the 'mental illness' in front of him.

what's the situation?

Beechburg?

Shrimp bully?

It was announced above that a new doctor would be coming today, but it did not mention that a new mental patient was coming.

Seriously, I envy your big muscles. They're like inflated SpongeBob. Oh, you know, SpongeBob is my best friend.

After Jiang Xiao finished speaking, he showed off his muscles to the security guard.

Jiang Xiao:

security guard:? ? ? ?

Wait, the security guard felt that his mind was a little confused now. Jiang Xiao's little words almost burned his CPU.

While the security guard was stunned, Jiang Xiao was already striding towards the ward in front.

‘DuangDuangDuang! ’

Jiang Xiao knocked vigorously on the door of psychiatric room No. 1.

Sandy! Sandy! Do you know where SpongeBob went?