I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

What he said was indeed just.

It's just that the black mist around him means that he is about to become strange.

After all, this is my first time here.

Jiang Xiao felt that as a reasonable soldier, we, Lao Li, had better not mess with others on the first day.

So he put his hand into his trouser pocket.

Well, it's still there.

I have some money here. Let's do this. I'll give you five thousand gold tickets. Don't stop me and let me take a look at what color and pattern her pants are? Is that okay?

The security guard's expression was still ferocious and terrifying, and he bared his teeth and sneered.

Haha, is this a matter of money? Do you think that a mere five thousand gold tickets can shake my personality and bottom line as a security guard?

what?

He seems to be talking about five thousand gold tickets? !

Jiang Xiao directly took out the golden banknotes.

A generous gift crab!

The security guard's eyes widened suddenly, and the black mist on his body became messy. Is it really a five thousand gold ticket? !

There really is a riding horse!

you

The security guard made a quick decision and immediately turned around to discuss with the nurse.

Sister, do you think you can do this? Let him take a look. After all, the other party is so generous. Then we can use these five thousand gold tickets.

The security guard didn't even finish what he wanted to say.

The little nurse lifted up her skirt with a swipe.

No, look at it.

At the same time, he glanced at the security guard arrogantly.

Hehehe~

You kid, want to act as a middleman in front of me and make a profit? !

I want to get all these five thousand gold tickets by myself!

Wang Defa!

Under the envious gaze of the security guard, Jiang Xiao really gave the five thousand gold ticket to the little nurse!

It's simply inhumane!

The hospital that Ta Ma defended for a month was only less than twenty gold coins.

This perverted patient waved his hand and gave him 20 years of salary? !

Jiang Xiao was a little disappointed.

The little nurse is wearing translucent lace with lace, not from Meiyangyang.

Seeing that this handsome rich man was a little disappointed, the little nurse took the initiative to stick to him.

Although I don’t know why the other party has such a taste for strange things.

but

Money is justice!

Well, if you, if you like it, I can buy some beautiful sheep underwear, the pink cartoon kind.

Farewell, eh, but since you are a nurse, if you have time to meet a mentally ill patient named Patrick Star, please let him go home quickly, because I have been his best friend Chu Yunfei for a long time. I haven’t even seen him yet, and he still owes me a battalion of Krabby Patties.”

Little nurse:

You should say this to the next door, right? The Fourth Hospital seems to be the place where conditions like yours are properly dealt with.

By the way, I almost forgot, there is one more thing.

Jiang Xiao's big hand climbed directly onto the little nurse's thigh.

The latter's face turned red, but he did not resist. Is this step still coming~

‘Tear it apart! ’

The flesh-colored leggings were torn apart, exposing the tender thighs underneath.

'Snapped! ’

Jiang Xiao threatened as he slapped the little nurse hard on the thigh.

Listen to my advice and don't wear socks next time, otherwise I'll pull you every time I see you!

hiss!

This slap barely made the little nurse's tears come out. Wasn't it too strong?

besides.

These are leggings, I’m not wearing socks!

Dark twisted jealousy wants to crawl

At this time, the security guard had many emotions in his heart, and his jealousy towards the little nurse had changed him beyond recognition.

A whole five thousand gold tickets, just give it to me? !

Why didn't Brother Fu's favor fall on him?

Strong jealousy made this simple-minded security guard more and more irritable.

Just when he was about to lose control.

Huh?

Jiang Xiao suddenly let out a sigh, and he thought of something.

Is this a weird talk about rules that makes no sense and has no logic?

Who stipulates that pink beautiful sheep cartoon underwear must be worn by women?

Maybe this rude security guard is the real owner of Meiyangyang's underwear?

You know, those powerful weirdos usually know how to hide themselves.

For example, the evil version of Bai Liu, such as Xiao Qing and Xiao Ran.

Yes, that’s it!

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao asked the security guard in an extremely determined tone.

Big guy, you must be wearing pink beautiful sheep underwear!

security guard:? ? ?

Brother Fu, you like wearing beautiful sheep underwear so much, I want to wear them too!

Is it too late to go back and buy one now?

Well, I don’t know if these children’s underwear are suitable for my size.

Jiang Xiao, who always does nothing is left out, naturally would not listen to the security guard's one-sided words.

seeing is believing!

Well, you take off your pants and show me. It's not that I don't believe you, but it's mainly to eliminate my doubts about you.

I lost it!

The little nurse looked at Jiang Xiao with extremely frightened eyes.

Isn't it, brother?

You want to see a rough guy like a security guard who doesn't even take a shower for several years?

Let me tell you, this rich man has a very strong taste!

I thought you were looking for a girl wearing yangyang panties.

I didn't expect that you just wanted to find someone wearing Meiyagyang underwear, regardless of gender.

what?

Is the beautiful sheep, Yangsang, and Sang the most important thing in your heart?

Faced with Jiang Xiao's request to see her underwear, the security guard's expression became very complicated.

And the tangled look on his face was caught by Jiang Xiao.

really!

There's something wrong with this security guard!

A constipated expression meant that he must have something going on in his heart, and it was clear that he just didn’t want him to see it!

However, Jiang Xiao still did not intend to use crude means such as violence to solve the problem.

He wanted to set an example of a good father to Mu Xitang who was watching from the outside.

Violence?

That's not necessary~

How about this, just like the little nurse, I will also give you five thousand gold tickets?

He actually still has five thousand?

Do you want to spend so much money? !

Splurge?

Jiang Xiao didn't want to, but the 5,000 denomination was indeed the smallest denomination of the golden ticket he had.

Brother, actually, it's not that I don't want to take off my clothes. The main thing is that although I'm not smart, I'm still a dignified person.

The three-meter-tall security guard hesitated, with even a shy expression on his face.

Seeing the security guard's coquettish look, the little nurse was startled and secretly wondered if this security guard was really wearing Aragadome mulberry, right?

dignity?

Jiang Xiao smiled disdainfully.

No way? There are really no people who don't even want money for dignity, right?

Ah this

It makes sense, but if you look closely, you feel that there is something wrong with this statement.

Is it because you don't have enough money? Or you don't want to? Let's do this. We, Lao Li, are not the kind of people who like to force other people's little wives. I will give you another five thousand. Do you want to take it off or not? Just tell me! You don't have to force me. Be strong.

Should you take it off or not?

This problem doesn't just bother security guards.

There was also a heated discussion in Longguo's live broadcast room.